'Dziewczyna’ Polish Mag Scans

Hiya photoshop hell...my name is Robert Pattinson, aka plastic Rob.
Here is a little translation of the mag from the source:

The star of the film hit Twilight understands women well because he is able to read their thoughts. Does Robert Pattinson have such abilities, too? When he got the role of Edward, he felt uncommon responsibility because each of the 20 million readers of Twilight has their own image of that vampire. The article also states that in spite of his beauty and popularity he is still single. “I don’t have time for love.”
In the end they mention that half of readers has fallen in love with him already.


Thanks to PattinsonOnlineUK for sharing the scans.

100 comments:

Rose said...

I never thought I would ever utter these words...but that pic is kinda creepy. WTF did they do to his face???

Kate said...

Ya he doesn't look like himself does he??

Lynn said...

Ewwww, that is almost painful to look at...they shopped the hell out of that photo!

Dani said...

Oh yes they killed the first pic with photoshop.

What the hell the pic was nice to begin with?

Lynn said...

Perhaps, the intention was to make him look more Polish? LOL

Dani said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Lynn you kill me thats awesome.

Ellie said...

What a disturbing pic...Rob's so perfect he doesn't need any photoshopping. What were they thinking??

Sabrizzle said...

He looks like he was the victim of a spray tan gone wrong, so wrong that it required reconstructive surgery that didn't go so well. Don't fuck with Rob's gorgeous face people!

Emily said...

I was thinking the exact same thing, Ellie. I don't understand why anyone feels the need to photoshop any pic of Rob. He always looks stunning. There is very little (if anything) that can be improved upon.

Kate said...

Hi ladies how are you today??
I'm nearly finished Midight Desire but I'm after getting interrupted with phone calls so many times :-(

Ellie said...

Hi, Girls!
Some people just don't get it, do they?!

Ellie said...

Kate, is it a good story??

Sabrizzle said...

I need to start reading that, Kate. I was going to start it before I went to lunch, but I got distracted by the WA outtake.

Kate said...

Ya it's good Ellie, you should read it I think you'd like it LOL ;-)

Kate said...

I have to read the WA outtakes yet are they good??

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, they are pretty good. The one that she put up a few days ago that I just read is a flashback to when Edward was in the hospital and Carlisle adopted him. It was cute.

Kate said...

I'm really anxious to see what Jules has in store, can't wait !!

Sabrizzle said...

I know, I'm loving Utter Darkness! The suspense is killing me, though. I can't wait to see how Bella is going to try to get Edward back.

Ellie said...

I haven't read them, yet.
Do you think Midnight desire is better that Boycotts?(only got to chapter 3 on that one; I've was busy this past weekend.)

Ellie said...

Jules gave me a hint last week, but I can't tell you...it would ruin it for you. I'm sworn to secrecy! lol

Ellie said...

You'll love it, though.

Sabrizzle said...

Grrr... I want to know Ellie, but I don't want to ruin the suspense. Don't tell me.

Kate said...

I haven't read boycotts Ellie. Midnight Desire is........ Dirty Edward but it's funny and he gets kinda sweet in the middle. It's suppose to be like midnight sun but replacing the vampire attraction with sexual attraction!

Ellie said...

You gotta wait, Sabrizzzz. You'll be glad you did. Wait, am I talking about your virginity??? hahaha

Kate said...

DON'T TELL ME ELLIE!!! I don't want to know Please!!!!!
And neither do you Sabrina!!!

Sabrizzle said...

I haven't read Midnight Desire so I can't compare it to Boycotts. Boycotts doesn't have much smut in it, so you may want to read Midnight Desire, Ellie.

Kate said...

There's smut from the word go in MD, I think you'd like it Ellie!!!LOL

Ellie said...

Ooo, sounds good, Kate! I think I'll skip Boycotts and go to Midnight Desire, at least for now.

Did you ladies read the latest installment of I Love LA today?? It's REALLY good! And Alice is such a tease, leading you up to a critical point with Rob and Gracie and then leaving you hanging.
hehe, I said Rob and hanging...

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, I'm definitely reading MD now!

Kate said...

I was talking to my Aunt on the phone this evening and she asked me what I was doing. I said "reading"!
She said "God you're getting hooked on reading" I just went "mmm"
She asked what I was reading :-0
I said something that my friends sent me!!!! LOL Best I could come up with and it's true!

Ellie said...

Hey, wait, why do you both think I only want the smutty stories???



You know me so well! lol

Sabrizzle said...

Was that chapter 18 Ellie? I read it last night. It was hot, but chapter 19 is probably going to melt my computer!

Kate said...

Ya I read "I love LA" actually parts of MD is a bit like it !
The obsession with the breasts, iI'm sorry but I refuse to say boobies !!!

Kate said...

I only read Chapter 18 today!
And yes Ellie we know you too well!!

Ellie said...

Yes, chapter 18, Sabrina. the next chapter is sure to put us over the edge! Me likey!

Sabrizzle said...

LOL, I don't like calling them boobies either, Kate.

Ellie said...

Well, at least I'm in good company, here! lol
A little smut goes a long way. Oh, I said long.

Ellie said...

Me, three.

Kate said...

My only problem is that with so many stories going on together in my head that I'm starting to get confused!!
A friend of mine has started reading "Twilight" she's on FB she left me a comment today saying she's in love with Edward LOL
I'm afraid if she says anything about it I'm gonna turn around and say something like and what about the first night when he was having a nighmare and she sang to him how sweet was that or what the hell do you think Carisle was doing in his room and she'll be saying what the hell are you talking about. Ooops wrong story !!!LOL

Sabrizzle said...

LMAO, I know exactly what you mean Kate! I started reading that WA outtake today and I started thinking about Edward from Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl, and when I was reading the newest chapter from that story I started thinking about WA.

Ellie said...

LMAO, Kate! I feel the same way. When I go to sleep at night, so many scenarios go floating in my head...hard to keep them straight.

Ellie said...

Yep, we're hopeless.

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, we definitely are, Ellie.

Kate said...

I still have to read the rest of BD. I'm gonna make myself but it's really hard after the fanfic !

Ellie said...

Kate, shut yourself off from all the others and read BD! It really is the precursor of Utter Darkness.

Kate said...

Ya we're completely hopeless. What really doesn't help me at all is that I read before settling down for the night so it's all buzzing around in my head, doesn't really help!

Sabrizzle said...

Just hurry up and finish reading it Kate!

Kate said...

I know I have to read it, I WILL!!!
Because Grace is gonna reveal more than her "boobies" in LA and then I won't read it at all! LOL

Sabrizzle said...

I know, I read ch. 18 of I Love LA before I went to bed last night and I couldn't sleep because I couldn't make my brain shut up. It was a nice mental image, but I just wanted to sleep so it was annoying.

Ellie said...

Sabrina, that was so funny, reading your last comment about kate hurrying up and finishing up BD, while seeing your expression in your avatar!!lol

Kate said...

I haven't read Midnight Sun either {blush} I got a bit ...........distracted!!!!

Kate said...

Well in my defence Rob hasn't read BD either :-p What his excuse?????

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Ellie!

Kate, Midnight Sun is really good. I actually liked it better than Twilight. I really hope SM will finish writing it and the rest of the series from EPOV.

Sabrizzle said...

Kate, I think he said that he didn't want to know how it ended so it wouldn't effect how he played Edward in the first three movies.

Ellie said...

Sabrina's right, kate. Midnight Sun is so much more intriguing, with it all in Edward POV. It's funny and you really get to understand all his angst and how he falls for Bella in a big way.

Sabrizzle said...

Ellie is right, plus you get to hear other people's thoughts and know things that are going on in Forks that Bella is completely unaware of.

Ellie said...

And I really, REALLY hope that SM finishes it. I so love Edward in it. You get to hear what everyone else is thinking (apart from Bella's of course) and his interpretations of their thoughts.
A lot of "awww" moments.

Ellie said...

Sabrina, we're so on the same page...lol

Kate said...

Ya I know I heard Midnight Sun is really good and i will read them really I will.....eventually!!!
I'm not starting anymore fanfics I have 4 on the go now! And I'm gonna finish BD nxt and then MS. I so wish I could print it out I'm gonna have bloodshot eyes from the computer. It cuts the eyes out of me!

Kate said...

Ok I'm starting to think that the two of you are hearing each others thoughts!!LOL

Sabrizzle said...

I know Ellie, we need to get Kate on that same page too. Kate, read BD and Midnight Sun, it's worth it.

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, we have Robkat ESP.

Ellie said...

Robkat ESP,; I like that!

Ellie said...

So, you liking CO Rob in the naughty room??? That pic so made my day!!1

Sabrizzle said...

=D Your mind must be in the gutter for it to function properly, Ellie.

Sabrizzle said...

That was the best CO Rob so far! It was so perfect!

Sabrizzle said...

Did you get the flair I made of it Ellie?

Kate said...

CO Rob was "pure" (I'm using that word loosely) genius!

Kate said...

I got your flair Sabrina, meant to say "thanks"! ;-)

Sabrizzle said...

I wish flair pieces were bigger, I had to compress that pic so it would upload, and then I could barely squish it onto the button so you could read the whole thing.

Ellie said...

No, I didn't get it, Sabrina. Could you send it again, please?
xoxo

Ellie said...

Canit be made into a bumper sticker? I don't know how to make them.

Kate said...

I don't have a clue how to make flair I never tried. I think I'll leave it to the masters ;-)

Ellie said...

oh, wait, Sabrina...I DID get it! sorry...

Sabrizzle said...

I just sent it to you again, Ellie. It can probably be made into a bumber sticker, I haven't tried making one of those yet.

Sabrizzle said...

Making flair is super easy, Kate. You just have to upload a pic and then fit it to the size of the flair button.

Ellie said...

I'm going to see if I can make a bumper sticker of CO Rob...beb!

Sabrizzle said...

Grrr.... I'm trying to make a bumper sticker but it keeps saying "something went wrong" when I try to upload the image.

Kate said...

Ah cool I might give it a go;-)
Think I'm gonna call it a night now ladies ! Have 2 more chapters of MD to read before I settle.
Getting my hair cut tomorrow, can't wait! I know how Rob felt (sort of LOL). My hair grows so fast!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and happy reading Kate! Muahhh!

Ellie said...

Olive juice, kate...have a fun day tomorrow and read BD!!!!! xoxo

Kate said...

I just said I'd try making a Bumper Sticker and FB offically hates me, It said Oops something went wrong ! LOL
I'll try again tomorrow !

Night night olive juice!

Sabrizzle said...

I can't get the stupid bumper sticker thing to work, Ellie!

Ellie said...

Sabrina, I'm still on FB trying to figure the sticker thing out. I should just ask my daughter. She knows all this stuff. lol

Kate said...

Ellie I'll take it to the hairdressers with me and convert another one LOL !!!;-)

Sabrizzle said...

Laura made it into a bumper sticker!

Ellie said...

Hey, dinner time, Sabrina...will you be here later tonight?

Jewels64 said...

Hey y'all, I'll be on later too. Have a date with Chuck Bass in 20 minutes! YUM-O!

Then crazy kimberlesk and I are finally gonna chat with one another over the phone lines...

That is gonna be one fucking hilarious conversation!

Plus, may try to write some, but need a little break... I gotta stew in my juices to get into Evil Edward's mind again....

Tess said...

Dani-You are amazing for finding all these scans. I agree with all the photoshop comments! Why?

Lynn's-priceless!

Hello everyone and goodbye.. I hear there's some good reading out there, so I'm off. :) kisses

Ellie said...

Oh, Jules, he's not REALLY evil! Just a little misguided, at the moment... :)

Lynn said...

Good evening, lovelies!

I still cannot get over creepy, Polish Rob!

Sabrina---I finally figured out your user name without ever having to ask you....I am a dork...I know!

Tess---hello! I missed you again!

Ellie said...

Hi, Lynn!

You didn't know that Sabrizzle was Sabrina??

Lynn said...

Ellie---I knew that Sabrina was Sabrizzle...I meant the origin of the her user name. My friend sent me a funny email today about different names and if you take first three letters of your first name and add "izzle" to te end, then it's your rapper name. For instance, Rob would be Robizzle.

182 said...

hahahhahha the piiic. oh my god.

Ellie said...

lol, Lynizzle! Never heard that before. I knew you knew Sabrina was Sabrizzle, but your comment was confusing to me.
~~Ellizzle :)

How are you this fine evening?

Sabrizzle said...

Good evening loves! I'm laughing over here Lynn!

Ellie said...

Welcome back, Sabrizzzz!

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Ellie! There is a new post, move up! :)

Trixie said...

Hey Everyone!

It's Trizzle - LOL!

Melissa said...

GAH! The first pic in this post!!!! OMG, he looks like a wax figure!! LOL Still hot though...hmmm...hot wax??? NO...

 
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