Robert Pattinson : Playing Matchmaker

The 2 bimbos are playing matchmaker to Rob. If you can get over the sorority girl accents watch it.They like gave me a headache and stuff :))



Thanks to Jen from The Twilight Times for the link :)

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Yvonne said...

crazy, what's w/ Francis? Do U know her?

Kelly said...

Thank god a new page.. scrolling is a pain!

crazy said...

You're right girls. Not losers, lovers. Come and get it Rob!!!

Kelly- you have to try and come here more often. I said come. Shit here I go again...bring it on girls!

Nanah said...

Hello Crazy, Kelly

I don't have any plans for tonight besides correcting a lot of tests, 'cause i'm teacher.

Great night here. I need a Robertinol.

crazy said...

Y~ I believe I do. Nothing much to say about that really. :)

Kelly said...

Absofriggenlutely name your time and place man.. I'll be there!

Yvonne said...

ohhhkaaaay....hmmmm

Anonymous said...

Crazy, don't go, please. I will leave, sorry. Have your fun, girl. I love you. Sorry for my strawberry blonde moments...

Off to dinner.

Have fun!

Kelly said...

Don't say the "C" word Crazy.. it'll get us all going!

Little Momma said...

hey guys i'm back....

Kelly said...

Welcome back Faith

Shani said...

Crazy- I'm back again.

My Robsession is to much when I fell asleep right after typing my last comment. Damn, I guess my body needed that nap. LMAO

crazy said...

Kelly! oh there are a few c words. which one do you like the best??? hmmm

Little Momma said...

are you leaving crazy??? please dont go...i just got here and you are the life of the party...

Little Momma said...

ah shani....we got back at the same time!

Kelly said...

I just meant the one you just said that you aren't going to trick me into saying so you can get us all going!

Yvonne said...

Hi Faith,
I gotta tell you, I was reading your posts from earlier, and you were cracking me up!

Little Momma said...

what kelly? you mean "come"???

wink wink

Kelly said...

Yeah Faith.. me too.. you are too funny!

crazy said...

Nanah~ You're correcting papers on a Friday night? Run out of batteries or something?? Not enough HOT pics of Rob for you???
(winks, hoping Nanah doesn't min this kind of talk)

Kelly said...

YIKES Faith!!! You are just as bad as Crazy!!

Little Momma said...

Well thank you Yvonne....

I want everyone to smile...and if Rob is reading (just in case) I want him to have a good laugh, too.
:)

Yvonne said...

funny, I often wonder if he lurks here reading our little posts...I could picture that. I think he may have a dirty mind....

Kelly said...

Oh my.. I think if he were reading this he might get the wrong idea about us..... which would probably be the right idea about us... and that would be a good thing right??

Little Momma said...

Kelly - thank you...i'll take that one as a compliment...:)

Divinesally said...

hmmm, Kelly maybe I should go on Saturday as well! LOL I just checked and tickets are still on sale. What time are you all going? I can't ever get too much Rob up on the big screen.

anyone going to see HTB in NYC on the 24th? I'm going to that midnight show with my mom. She probably won't get the Brit humor tho =/ But she does think Rob is sexy. She has the GQ mag in her house! lol

crazy said...

Hi Shani and Faith~ life of the party? not too much pressure.
sorry i got a bit thrown by that Anon. Let me go refresh with my PE and my GQ and a and very large glass of wine.. :)

Anonymous said...

I think she will not get the "run out of batteries"...

~ just sayin... ~

Little Momma said...

I totally hope he reads this...he will find his most devoted fans here...

At least we arent the ones putting post it notes on his car!!!

Kelly said...

Refresh.. Crazy? Don't you mean get dirty with your PE and GQ and a glass of wine : )

Little Momma said...

Hey crazy...where did you get your PE....I want one soooo bad!

Yvonne said...

no, we are the mature, intelligent, and only mildly crazy fans.

Anonymous said...

Ok, I have my GQ... But what is PE???

crazy said...

Well, c words.....if you stick around long enough for the RobKats, you'll hear alot of COCK. yeah, that's what I said. giggidy. Oh brother, I said long and enough and Cock in one sentence. oh yeah. I'm not dirty, i'm filthy.

Kelly said...

I could never do that.. post it nots or any kind of notes on someone car like that.. It would freak me out if someone did that to me!!

I am however devoted.. my poor DH doesn't know what to do about it. I keep telling him to just go with the flow

Nanah said...

Girls, somebody told me there are some fan fics about Twilight. Do you know where I find them? I'd love reading it.

thanks

Yvonne said...

PE can be found @ FYE and Borders. Girl, you don't have a PE? That's mandatory for a Robsessor.

Kelly said...

But Crazy.. that's what we love about you!

Anonymous said...

Ok do i sound crazy just becuase i want to have a simple conversation and get to know him. i mean it sounds reasonable to me, dosent it? dont get me wrong i have fallin head over heels! for rob and cant seem to get him off my mind. and i think its becuase i had this amazing dream about rob ( the first one ever!) and all it was was us talking and him telling me he loved me!!! *thud* ok thats not nothing, thats freakin insane *squeel* i feel like a dork, at least im among people like me right?....right? :)

crazy said...

Faith, don't let Yvonne kid you. SHE is also hysterical. luv it!

same goes for Shani ;)

Shani said...

Faith hey!!!

Crazy- I'm about to call anon "stalker". It's just some teen. Because if it was "YKW" there would have been more things said.I would expect nothing less.

Divinesally said...

Cock, gigiddy gigiddy goo!

I also think Rob has a dirty mind. Don't we all.

I need alcohol right now. LOL.

Little Momma said...

I went the other day cuz I heard that they had some at Barnes & Noble...but not here....:(

I want one....maybe I'll have some time tomorrow to get one...

Yvonne said...

oh yes, you are definately among "our kind" here. Welcome to the club. This insanity of lovin' Rob.

Kelly said...

I haven't bought my PE yet either... I'll order it immediately! I didn't know there were mandatories for the robsession...(going to order her own PE immediately... I hope I'm not too late... I NEED MY PE NOW!)

Anonymous said...

Another anon, in here?? Go away, I am having fun, while my dinner is in the microw. Carrots, you know...

Shani said...

Crazy- Thanks for the compliment. I<3 you for all eternity....

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Yvonne, U always so kind...

crazy said...

I would love for Rob to read this.
Sometimes I talk to him and apologize for my behavior, just in case. Right Rob?

Yvonne said...

crazy, I am only MILDLY hysterical. And only in terms of my Robsession. :))))

Little Momma said...

Oh girlies...have I told you how much I love this place???

Suz said...

Hola! Ladies

And Anon Twats!

Welcome to Friday Night!

Yvonne, I have PE and Tonner Edward (is that TE?) he is super hot and watches me sleep.. he finds it "fascinating" (you know when I drool and grind my teeth!)

Kelly said...

Yes.. Rob.. I apologize in advance for my behavior as well..

crazy said...

I just realized I am way behind in the comments- sorry! Let me try to catch up quick, with my glass of wine in one hand, my PE in the other, and my GQ on my "lap". heehee..

Kelly said...

Hey Suz!!

Little Momma said...

if he WAS reading this right now...what would you really want to tell him????

Okay, really....since we know he is most likey not...what would you NOT want him to know????

Real Rob said...

Don't you ever apologize to me, crazy girl...

Yvonne said...

While we are all at it, I guess I'll apologize too....Rob, I'm sorry for my behavior here. I can't help myself.

Suz....wow, Tonner Edward? Those are a splurge. But VERY HOT!

crazy said...

Suz~ I had stalker a little while ago. No post it notes on my car; just creeped me out.

Little Momma said...

lol real rob....!

Kelly said...

Faith - I'd like to tell him.. not to get all mushy here.. but,.. I would like to tell him thanks for making me smile, and bringing me so many laughs and joy over the past months. And then other stuff.. you know.. I love you.. I'll do ANYTHING you ask me too.. you know the usual

Suz said...

Crazy.. it's not stalking..it's research!

Hey Kelly Girl! xxx

Little Momma said...

suz where did you get the tonner?

Yvonne said...

Faith....oooo, are we playing another game? Like last night...only,... what would you say to Rob?

Nikki said...

Robert, who is that girl you are talking to? I was busy throwing up in the mic...

Kelly said...

REAL ROB... does he have his PE and GQ with him.. cause otherwise I don't think we can believe he's real LOL

Yvonne said...

crazy, r u all caught up?

crazy said...

Anon- name yourself so we can soeak to you easier. be sure to remove your PE from it's poackaging otherwise you'll hurt yourself, ya know...(winks)
Assuming you know what a PE is for??

Little Momma said...

kelly...sweet....

I would NOT want him to know that I have a husband....;)

I would tell him about the kids after he was snared in my trap...then it would be too late

Divinesally said...

I've been eating too many hot pockets lately and they are going straight to my arse. They should hire Rob to endorse their product! Sales would go through the roof!

I felt weird buying a PE with my Twilight DVD so I decided not to. They had a whole bunch at the Penn Plaza Borders. it's cute as hell, but it's a little freaky. My beau would seriously think I'm insane. He already is concerned about my sanity. Getting an Edward action figure would throw me over the edge. I would have to hide him, and I'll be damned!

I do love Lauren's Bite tho, that chick is hilarious! Cooking with PE, working out with PE, eating out with PE...whoa.

I'm gonna step out and get some liquor...

Real Rob said...

Ops, sorry false love, errr., I mean true love... It is just some crazy girl...

Suz said...

www.tonnderdirect.com

It was my Valentine's Day pressie.

I restore dolls, (a vintage doll from the 70's who is the perfect size for PE) so I am on lots of mailing lists for doll related "stuff" ... I couldn't resist TE.. but I could resist TB.

lol

Anonymous said...

PE is for Robsterbation, maybe???

Anonymous said...

ok, i think i'm in the minority here, but i thought that little bit by those girls was kind of cute. i didn't find it annoying at all, just a bit of fun. i also thought 'amanday bynes' might be a contender, but my co-worker shot that down.

btw, how do i delete my comments?

Nanah said...

Crazy, i don't know what "run out of batteries" means!!!! (laughs)

I think I'm a little lost here. But i'm following the conversation.

Yvonne said...

Div...never be embarassed about your PE, be proud. :)))

Anonymous said...

Ok, our carrots are ready!!! Come Real Rob and wiggy Nikky!! Let's play with them...

Little Momma said...

y - sure whatever game

Now that "rob" is here....he might as well see what really goes on... (winks at "rob")

crazy said...

Shani - I heart you more. :) Cross my heart....

crazy said...

Shani - YKW - i'm not sure.....?

Kelly said...

Faith it's funny you should bring this up.. I was looking at the post, last night I think of the girls who ran into the four of them at the restaurant and I think I wouldn't have approached them.. but I would have most definately called my own waitress over and paid their bill.. I think it would have intrigued him..

Suz said...

hey anon.. just delete yourself..

Anonymous said...

Ohhhh, I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD NOT GET IT!!

Ok, and then I AM the one having strawberry blonde moments...

Shani said...

Little kiddies- Go play at those Bella and Edward sites.We are grown women and do not play around with children. You are about to get ignored in 1,2,...

Faith and Yvonne- I already made my apologies a while back.

Yvonne said...

Faith, I second that....about the kids thing....snare him first . In the web. Like a black widow.

Little Momma said...

Kelly...that would have been smooth...and then he would have approached YOU!!!

crazy said...

Woah ! Suz called the Anon (not all of them probably) a twat. Bring it on.

Suz is our bouncer....

Anonymous said...

Shani, I am older than you, bb.

Yvonne said...

It's "Bedtime for Francis"

Little Momma said...

Totally Shani...I cant tell anon from anon anymore...LOL

Yvonne said...

Isn't that a kids' book?

crazy said...

Francis is back in the house.

where's TS?

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute, what is a twat??

Suz said...

bouncer?

(pout)

Kelly said...

Yep.. see.. you've got to snare them slowly.. if you feed them they will come... WHOOPS I said Come!

Little Momma said...

You guys are cracking ME up tonight!!!

TWAT! LOL!!!!

Shani said...

Crazy- You know the drill....

crazy said...

That's very nice what you said to Rob, Kelly. But you forgot to tell him that you want to fuck his brains out. Thought i'd help you out is all. ;)

Little Momma said...

KELLY!!! You said the "C" word this time!!!!

Yvonne said...

yeah....where is TS? Hey, r u out there?

Kelly...teehee, you said the c word.

Anonymous said...

Ok, my loves, now I am really leaving. Ok, ok, be happy. I will be back, with my Robkat name in awhile... After dinner.

Divinesally said...

thanks Yvonne. it's hard to be proud of a PE when I have an insecure bf. I have to keep my GQ at my mother's house. Yeah it's that serious! He thinks I'm only obsessed with Twilight because of the beautiful romance. HA! that's my excuse. I have to be a sneaky snake about I go around it. it's a bit exciting. he's my personal Edward, tho so I'm happy.

i think you are all very nice. we all support our sick little robsessions, but at least we respect him enough not to stalk him. I think he would appreciate us if he ever came across these posts....ok back to liquor hunting...

Kelly said...

Suz.. bouncer is a good thing... it's sort of like Web Master... or.. um.. head or security... did I just use head and master in the same sentence??

crazy said...

Suz- oh in that case, I'm Wide Open for research. OH!!!

Who said that??!!

Yvonne said...

wooo hooo crazy, keepin' it real.

Suz said...

I'm about to say the "other" C word if these twats don't GO AWAY!

Little Momma said...

Crazy....you are gonna make me laugh so loud that my kids are gonna wake up!!!!

Yes...kelly, she is right...you should have mentioned that part...just be honest and upfront...he would appreciate that about you.... ;)

Kelly said...

There she goes.. you go Crazy.. pour yourself another glass!! WOO HOO!!

Suz said...

well... it has been said that I am a master at...

h
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a
d


Oh No she didn't!

crazy said...

Oh no Nanah- re: batteries! I'm sorry! nevermind! eek!

Nikki said...

I don't wanna go... I did not even throw up in here...

Little Momma said...

Poor nanah....and you are gonna leave her hanging like that....

Kelly said...

That would have to be mentioned later CRAZY.. after dessert... oh wait.. he would be dessert.. oh shoot.. I'll have to be right up front and tell him I want to fuck his brain out.. shoot! I was hoping to play it cool.

Yvonne said...

hey liquor hunter....you are a riot...poor bf, keep him in the dark. His feelings will be spared. And yes, it is a wonderful thing to be surrounded by other semi-sane Robsessors. Where it's all Rob, all the time. It's such a happy place :)

Real Rob said...

Come on, false blonde woman... Nuf of that shit, err, vomit thing...

Suz said...

mmmmmm "hangin"

crazy said...

Suz - i meant that in a good way!!!You seem able to handle the twat anons better than I can, ya know?
"Are we alright??" (says nervously)

Little Momma said...

Suz....lol....

I dont think Rob would have said the word "nuf".....

Suz said...

crazy you my homegirl.. for rizzle

Kelly said...

I'm think I agree with Faith.. BUSTED

Little Momma said...

Yvonne....its all a part of the plan....

Kristen said...

Where is Michael?? Gone already. Uhhh, I gotta get Taylor or Rob for tonight... I am hot...

Yvonne said...

Nanah, I think if you ask nicely, crazy will explain it to you. She's been drinking I think. Her inhibitions are gone. Oh wait, she's like that even when she's not drinking. That's why we love you crazy. You speak the truth.

TWATS...ha ha ha

Little Momma said...

Yeah...we know Rob pretty well in here....cuz we do our RESEARCH....unlike SOME people...

Taylor said...

Here I am, Kris... ten, teen, well, we ARE teens, he, he,he... What can I do for you?

Kelly said...

Yeah it's not all about the sex in here.. I mean that's what it's mostly about.. .. but hey it's not all about it

kristen said...

Well, with this 6-p, or 8-p, bb, you can do whatever you want w/ me...

Suz said...

mind yvonne.. twat with an english accent..

twaaat (rhymes with fat)

Yvonne said...

Faith, I wish I had a plan. Seriously. Aren't you the one who mentioned jumping on a plane?

Little Momma said...

ooohhhhkkkkkaaaaayyyyy

Who is that?

Taylor said...

Gotta concentrate, then... This can be my day, ya know..., no Rob, no Michael, it is cold out there...

Kelly said...

OK I lied.. it's pretty much all about the sex

Little Momma said...

yes its the Robsess Express

Yvonne said...

thank you suz, I'll have to work on that. twaaat

Kristen said...

Cold?? No, bb, I said I am HOT!

Shani said...

Lets play a round of:

I wonder what RP is doing right now.

A. eating with Sam
b. playing music with Sam
c. drinking with Sam
d. having a threeway with Sam
e. knocked the fuck out
f. none of the above, because he is getting fucked side ways by....

crazy said...

We lose all cool when it cums to Rob. Did I spell that right?
Suz's giving head! woah!!
Rob - we're just havin fun, ya know?
However, if you like head, give Suz an call. She'll get you lined up fo sho.
(do you think that softened things a bit/)

eeuuww...softened? i think NOT!

Little Momma said...

I am getting confused...

and kelly I would have to say 80/20on that....20% not about the sex (wink)

Little Momma said...

Craz....dont say softened....it makes me sad.... :.(

Michael Fangarano said...

What is going on in here??? Taylor, out! I am going to...., eerrr, boy, YOU ARE STRONG now..., eeerrr, ok, you can have her, a little... I already "shared" her with Rob, ya know...

Suz said...

gurl!!

I ain't giving that good shit away fo free????

You really are... CaaaaRaaayZeee

Kelly said...

I was think 90/10 but 80/20 sound more mature : )

Yvonne said...

shani...LMFAO

my dd just said,"don't hurt yourself"

smart ass.

Taylor said...

fangarano, your a nice fellow...

Kelly said...

SOften? What's soft?? I can fix that!

Yvonne said...

isn't it "oregano"?

crazy said...

Yvonne - I live on a natural high. I just have a glass of wine once in awhile to pump things up a bit. who here likes to get pumped?! woo hoo!!!!
Where's Rob? Let me at him...Let me at him!

(wow, from a 1/2 glass!)

Suz said...

Fake Cast Members and/or Fake significent others of cast
members = TWATS!

Yvonne said...

faith, and that avatar makes you look so sweet and innocent, uh huh, riiiight.

Yvonne said...

suz, I think you mean "twaaaats"

Little Momma said...

Okay...I am so lost now...I cant stop laughing....

Kelly I think it is more mature...we dont want him to think we are teens or something...I would like to think he would prefer an older woman with some good experience...

crazy said...

Kelly - it's not all about sex.

no, I can't back that up...(Austin Powers, anyone?)

Shani said...

Suz- That shit isn't free....

Suz said...

Yv.. well done grass hoppa

(oh shit I just aged myself good and proper)

Anonymous said...

Nuff now, my joys! Go home...

Nobody can stand that Twilight shit any longer...

~ just sayin... ~

Kelly said...

Well if that's what he want.. TADA!! Here I am baby!!

Yvonne said...

free? free sex? I'm lost.

Little Momma said...

Yvonne....I am telling you...that is ALL in my plan....the pic is real....and now that you mention it...maybe its bad that I look so innocent....what do you think???

Suz said...

True dat shani!

Kelly said...

I got the joke Suz.. so I'm right there on the age train with you!

Yvonne said...

I don't know grass hoppa...

crazy said...

SUZ- you are going to make Rob pay for that. what kind of Robsessor are you? LOL!

Suz said...

all men pay one way or another Crazy...

Just keeping it real!

Shani said...

Yvonne- I think that's a spice.

Hey Crazy, Faith, Suz, Kelly- Look above at my game and answer....

Little Momma said...

Okay we need a new page....without all the kiddies...

Yvonne said...

Faith, so you DO have a plan....move over. I'm coming along for the ride...oops

I said coming and ride in the same sentence. I've been hanging out w/ crazy too long.

And, no, I think the innocent look is great. Keep 'em guessing.

Shani said...

Sorry and Yvonne answer my game to.

Kelly said...

Yes we do.. let me go and find the game... shoot I missed it!! Sorry!!

crazy said...

Faith - it's the innocent looking ones you have to watch out for, right? I get that ALL the time!!

Love to surprise the guys!!! (at least during my single days...sighs)

Little Momma said...

I choose....

c. drinking with Sam

I want to give him the benefit of the doubt...and I dont want to even picture him with any girls right now...

Suz said...

what game?

thirtysomething said...

suz, crazy, shani, faith, yvonne...whaddup party people?

more room in here for me?

Shani said...

Crazy, Suz is right Rob has to pay...*WINK*

Yvonne said...

suz, go on and scroll about a half mile up the page...

crazy said...

Shani!

f: fucked sideways by "me, in my head". how's that?

Little Momma said...

Crazy....thats how I got the guys....I was always the sweet little cutie....then I pulled out some mad tricks in the .....ooppss, forgot there might be some kids on here still...but you get my drift...

Alas....then I got married....

Kelly said...

I'm going with C only because it's too early to be doing anything else out there.. Maybe A

Yvonne said...

I agree...
my answer is Out drinking with Sam.

Can't bring myself to picture any girls either.

Suz said...

30! Sup sexy!

Shani.. since its only 7pm in BC. I say he's eating or just getting back from set.

Little Momma said...

hey ts...there is plenty of room... :)

Curious said...

LOL, you ladies totally crack me up!
After some months scoping this site. I have been dying to ask you die hard ROBsessed lovers, What was it that sealed the deal?
What was it made this man totally unforgettable for you? Was it one of his movies, pictures, interviews. I am just curious.

Shani said...

Suz- look above

Thirty- Welcome back!!! Look at my game above and answer or add your own theory.

crazy said...

oohhhh Y is talking dirty too! I'm getting all hot and bothered, with my dd sitting on the couch near me. That is so fucked up!! :/

thirtysomething said...

okay... can't go back and catch up... what's happening? and what kids are on tonight?

Yvonne said...

TS!!! welcome friend....we've been looking for you.

Suz said...

curiosity killed the


twaaaaat!

Little Momma said...

Oh curious...you dont really want to know....

crazy said...

TS IS HERE!!!! YAY!!!! Grab a glass of wine and strap yourselves in!

Little Momma said...

Suz lol!

Yvonne said...

hi curious...

are you "real Rob" ? Cuz that sounds like a real Rob question...

thirtysomething said...

oh i hope his doing a, b and c...

Suz said...

shani look up, I played!

Shani said...

Suz, Yvonne, Kelly- Y'all really think he's that innocent....

Kelly said...

Curious.. for me.. and I only answer for me.. It's the total package.. all of it.. What's not to obsess over.. he's handsom.. adorable.. funny, SMART, talented, untouched by Hollywood.. (hope he never loses that) Real.. it's everything

Little Momma said...

Yvonne that is totally what I thought too! So I spared my answer just in case

Suz said...

no, just fuckin hungry!

crazy said...

Shani ! Rob won't feel like he's "paying" me , fo sho. It'd be more like him winning the lottery OH!!

Yvonne said...

oh Shani....I can't bear the thought.

thirtysomething said...

c: did you say strap in or strap on...? just curious

crazy said...

So sorry Rob, honey, Just fooling around. Don't....leave.!

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