Robert Pattinson : Playing Matchmaker

The 2 bimbos are playing matchmaker to Rob. If you can get over the sorority girl accents watch it.They like gave me a headache and stuff :))



Thanks to Jen from The Twilight Times for the link :)

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DirtyD said...

Kim- you had to got there?!?!?!

I just HORKED a little.

Little Momma said...

going to main page...refresh...rob on the daily 10....see ya there...cant talk here....

crazy said...

Hey - ladies that have been climaxing since dinnertime here...how y'all doin???

Jewels64 said...

Oh Dana... I'm thinking 8 lurvely fingers and two fanfuckingtastic thumbs...

Shit that gives me the shivers....

Piano anyone?

Kat said...

It's already raised and waiting for you in the naughty room...

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Shani - I think no one called her out on it because everyone thought "bullshit."

I still don't think Rob would hop into bed with just anyone and just don't buy that he's a ladykiller whatsoever. Then again, I'm not in his head...so who knows??? Thanks for the info, though!

Taylor said...

Kim is taken thank you. I have been showing her my urethral opening as much as possible.

Ellie said...

Hiya, Kim!!!



Loving that gellatinous body of yours, there, Kim...

DirtyD said...

Piano always. But my ass will be the only thing playing the keys. Robs fingers.... well they will be playing me of course!

Suz said...

Taylor. you haven't had it since IT had you!

Jewels64 said...

Kat...Kim's a treacherous bitch...

Man, she will satisfy the hell out of ya and then just throw you away like a used tissue....

Kat said...

Taylor.... don't make me fight you for her...

TheDogsBollocks said...

You guys left me on the last page. I hate it when that happens.

Ellie said...

Laura, here's the key. Protect it with your life, babe.


Rob's ready for your uerethral opening...he's such a romantic.

Suz said...

his long fingers are... quite stunning...

I am all about the fingers...

Kimberlesk said...

Sorry, I'm fucking burried in FF updates! I still haven't read TRL last 2 chapters yet and that's my fave!!

Just barely caught up on A&O -- luved it! McV's awesome as usual!

Haven't read WA, saving it for this weekend.

DB -- I'll always fucking love you~!

Suz -- you rock, change your avatar, it's scaring people!

Shani -- you're welcome.

Jules -- what's this ex-wife shit?

Kat -- I'll do you anytime.

did I miss anyone?

Mel and Laura -- you know I fucking love you!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Faith...Did the RK's offend you? Why can't you talk here?

Laura said...

Bless you, Ellie! I will hide it somewhere safe!

LOL @ urethral opening!! HORK!

Shani said...

FSB- Yeah your probably right.

Jewels64 said...

Well DB...would it help if I put a leash on ya and took you with me wherever I went?

Cuz...me likey that idea!!!!

Ellie said...

Me, me, you forgot MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DirtyD said...

Kim- i'm hurt. You missed me....

Suz said...

wow, kimber.. thanks..okay now I really AM going to hang myself

TheDogsBollocks said...

WTF is up with all the long ass names? AKA..used to be...wanna be...will one day be...should have been...Jill

Fucking confusing as hell.

Kat said...

Laura... just don't hide it anywhere near a urethral opening...

DirtyD said...

new thread anyone?

DirtyD said...
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Ellie said...

ROTFLMFAO~~~Dirty D???


BWAHAHAHA!

Kimberlesk said...

Ellie -- my love -- you're the closest Robkat to me ... always very special -- and fucking dirty as hell! Just the way I like it!

Suz said...

it was after the How To Be posting this morning... Seeing Rob play the harmonica... Its a musician thing DB.

Anonymous said...

SERIOUSLY!

Those peeps are talking mad shizzz over in the other thread....

Kat said...

Off to the new thread..... scrolling is a bitch...

Jewels64 said...

Kim...you still haven't committed to a date since I asked you to marry me the first time you shiteous wench!

So, I figure we won't last long and you'll just become my ex that I can have really hot angry ex sex with instead of plain old vanilla married sex!

Sound good?

Ellie said...

Yeah, baby, love the way you talk...

MUAH!!!

Kimberlesk said...

don't hang yourself, just give up the scarves babe!

You can do it! Be free!

Melissa said...

I'm going to the new thread. Just sayin'...

Please cum too....

Laura said...

I don't know if we should. Some chick was saying that we are posting just to post or some shit. AS IF! I'm here to have a good time! Whatever.

Shani said...

Suz- Rob will be doing the two step in my...

Suz said...

okay kimber. point taken

Jewels64 said...

New thread....

TheDogsBollocks said...

Mahaha...Dirty D...Love it.

By the way...now I am singing

Dirty deeds Done dirt cheep. THANKS.

Kimberlesk said...

Jules, I'm gonna bend you so far over the couch, that you'll forget what hemisphere you're in!

Kimberlesk said...

Yeah, I fucking said Hemisphere ... look it up bitches!

Kimberlesk said...

Yeah, I fucking said Hemisphere ... look it up bitches!

Kimberlesk said...

Suz, hon, you can just call me Kim.

Kimberlesk said...

Altho Kimber's sexier.

so thanks!

When I used to interview Rockstars, I went by Kimber, just sounded more interesting or pretentious, what-the-fuck-ever!

Suz said...

oh I can think of other things to call you

(wink)

crazy said...

TS~~~~~~~~~~

The newbies are talking a breather on the new post. I'll probably cum back in when I dalm down about the creaming goin on over here LOL gals!!!!

crazy said...

duh on me. "dalm" = "calm"
we've moved over to a new thread ladies. no offense. just horrible at scrolling....ok???

are we good?

Divinesally said...

and I'm back! a little late in the game, cause I've been trying to catch up, but damn almost 900 posts!!! you chicks are funny as hell. Ok I'm cracking open my bottle of E&J and some Merlot....

Anonymous said...

When did Rob said he was a possesive guy?? Didn´t know that! but I like it! :)

Anonymous said...

MAH WIMMMINZ! I leave for an hour and there's 400 msgs. WTF r u bitches yammerin about????

APPLES AND ORANGES IN YER BOX 2NITE

just like my wimminz like it. a stuffed box.

Lacey said...

Rob will end up with someone from the UK. Someone totally off the grid of Hollywoodland.

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