What ya lookin' at Rob?

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Boob man Robert Pattinson :)

91 comments:

Sam said...

freakin awesome! True male nature! hahaha

Suz said...

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Loves it

Cannes TatTas

WIN!

Myra McEntire said...

Okay. That one was good enough to pull me out of lurkdom. Godze - you do a fabulous job with this blog. I laugh every time I come here (and it doesn't make me feel like a creepy old(er) woman...).

tracyvanhorne said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Awesome!

Celtibera said...

Naughty, naughty! :p

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, cool pic :)

Anonymous said...

Nice View Isn't it,Rob?

Ash7586 said...

HaHa. That's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

..Her uppers/*ahem* would be very nice to look at, considering our His Holy Hotness is staring at them and having naughty thoughts with a naughty smile.

Carmen said...

Inspecting the ta-tas!

Silmarienn said...

haha
awesome :D

Maryann said...

Sneaky Rob, very sneaky...oh well boys will be boys and she probably KNEW full well his eyes would go there LOL!

cathysue said...

ha! love it. i'm surprised the bodyguard didn't push her out of the way too. or actually no, i'm not.

Shani said...

All hail to the cougar!!! Rob has never ever looked satisfied along side a fan. Her boobs got skills...I'm blown away. She needs to teach that shit.Damn, she got that response without even touching his ass. I bow down to Mistress Cougar.LMAO

Kathy#1 said...

So, does anyone know who the chick is?

thirtysomething said...

hahaha i love that this was caught on film...the smirk

go rob! getcha a little look ;)

Melanie said...

This picture made my morning. So funny!

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

Shani - "She needs to teach that shit." BWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

Yvonne said...

Poor guy probably isn't gettin' any, gotta sneak a peak when he can! I love it!

Anyone know who the lucky girl is?

Maryann said...

Shani I agree..bow to the mistress cougar hehe. Rob sure got a good peek lol. And seemed to like what he saw too hehe!

riddleinside said...

LMAO

finally a realistic reaction!! surrounded by all these beatufil women who want him he has to have some naughty thoughts!!
love it!!!

The crooked smile, the look...Priceless!!!

Diane said...

This is what he's looking down - LOL.

http://twitpic.com/5hovo

Mechevpao said...
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Poupette said...

That has got to be the funniest thing I've seen all week!
Thank you Rob, for this delightful moment! :D

Unknown said...

Just look Rob, just look....DON'T TOUCH THE SKANK! I am pleased he's checking out an older woman!! Most of us "older" women would make him beg for mercy if we had him to ourselves for an hour! Here Robby Robby!! Mama's got a BIG treat for you! me-OW

Hannah said...

Tsk Tsk Tsk Rob.

Naughty Naughty.

;)

Mechevpao said...

well well.. naughty Rob!!
me likes a lot that glimpse to his naughty side, with wicked eyes and crooked smile

Seeing the pic of the lady, she has something there going on, so he is like every guy: appreciative of the boobs hahaha

Stacy said...

OMG, busted. I laughed so hard at this pic. You know the chick is proud as hell!

kespax said...

Marina Orlova - is this what she was wearing down there
http://twitpic.com/5hytp

Her website - http://www.hotforwords.com/

Is she a porn star or something???

Kate said...

LMAO Hilarious!

Shani said...

I just had to come back. This pic is reminding me of Lil Wayne's new song called "I Wish I Could F#$% Every Girl In The World". Rob is surrounded by international pun. He could hit all four corners of the world in one night. And then the next night find out truly what are the eight wonders of the world??? LMAO

Silmarienn said...

wikipedia says that she is a Russian philologist.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Orlova

Shani said...

Good Morning KK,Maryann and the rest of you HOT BITCHES!!! Wait, we are international here. RP the mystery could be solved today!!!TeeHee :P

Shani said...

Eliz- WTH is a philologist???

margot said...

:D:D:D

at last .... Rob we are happy with you (and we have naughty thoughts and dirty desires with that smirk watching photos of our fav guy, TOO)

tinababy1 said...

Victoria Silvstedt - swedish model/playmate.

What are the chances there's a Hot Pocket in her dress?

anna F said...

Good picture for those convinced by the "a guy can't be single that long, then he must be gay in the closet!" idea!

Really funny as well!

Silmarienn said...

i think she is a youtube star. she has a lot of b.tchy videos on there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks1tHCtxW5E&feature=channel

tinababy1 said...

Other girl in Black Dress is very cute though, Rob looks happy to meet her

Anonymous said...

LOL The face is killing me.

=D... kfjakljfka =DDDDD

LovetheLips said...

Tina - your "hot pocket" comment has me in a fit of laughter!!!!!!!

I love this picture! I just can't get enough of Rob...

margot said...

her accent is Russian to me ???

margot said...

Marina Orlova Russian

Melissa said...

This pic is MADE OF WIN!!!!

LOL

Oh Rob...

:P

tinababy1 said...

Oh, sorry got wrong girl, the other one was at same party last night, Victoria.

KK (she who maintains decorum) said...

She's actually an etymologist which is someone who studies the origins of words.

Ochen horasho! (Damn, I wish I could type in Russian on this damn blog!) Pretty and smart...with nice boobs.

margot said...

I had to learn Russian at school for long years aso I hear the accent

margot said...

KK ... your nick;'s extention reminded me of the hoodie ... where is that damn priceless thing ... invisible hoodie - hoodie of invisibility

albaville said...

what a face..love it!!!

Maryann said...

Good morning to ya too Shani :-D.

LOL well we do know that Rob likes smart women so if this Russian girl is smart too and he seems to enjoy her "rack" well hey Rob have some fun! LOL

Martina said...

if she had taught him some russian, I wonder if he passed the oral exam :D

Babs said...

haha this pic is hilarious, I love his naughty smile :)
I know for sure that she's not Victoria Silvstedt, she works on Italian tv and she's much more gorgeous and taller too. He probably would have looked at her boobs the same way though LOL

Jala said...

Margot - "invisibility hoodie" I think.

kristen said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa

This photo is awesome... He is such a handsome devil... especially with his wandering eyes and little smirk. LOVE IT.

Also, I looked the Russian chick up on wiki and she's actually only 28 even though she looks older than that.

Ellie said...

LOVE this pic of Rob...so cute and obvious!

Jala said...

Trying to get some work done. It's taking fifty times longer than it should because of all these damn fine Robpics.

So it occurred to me that all the Robsessed women of the world (and that is no small number) who are doing the same thing are ruining global productivity levels.

It's no wonder the world is in an economic mess.

KaNnA said...

That's Marina,a russian philologist.She posts videos on youtube under the name of "hot for words".

albaville said...

the women in the picture is MARINA ORLOVA
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marina_Orlova

SHE'S 28 BUT LOOKS 40!!! TERRIBLE!!

Aitch said...

UR so right jalarag. the last week has been a blur for me since I found this blog.That woman really is VS? I thought she was younger.

Sophia Z.86 said...

She is so uggly!!! I hope he is not looking to her boobs... He mustn't be THAT DESPERATE!!

"Rob, lover, are you that desperate? Oh, babe, come here, I can easily take that out of you..."

Jeezz!

Victoria said...

HA HA!! Gotta love that 100% man.

Jala said...

Love that naughty smile.

margot said...

wow, a new chpter of The Dominant ... nice

Jala said...

Margot - "a new chpter of The Dominant" - yay.

margot said...

:D:D:D

it means something, I'm sure, it has to

Hande said...

hahaha totally awesome and hilarious! :D

bimbambom said...

Ooooh our Rob is a naughty boy!

But they're made of sillicon! Nina has better:
http://i02.bdbphotos.com/2L/58/0000469258-52586L.jpg

Jala said...

I read a good bit of ff but I never associate Rob with any of the Edwards.

I've tried to once or twice but it doesn't work for me.

Unknown said...

Ooooooops Rob! Hahahahahahahhaa...
You little devil!

Dahlia said...

Haha, had me in stitches!

He looks like he is thinking he's being sneaky about it.. poor lad caught in the crime!

He looks uber uber sexy though and very happy! :) *faint*

lostinphilly said...

Begging for mercy indeed! Gina, I agree with you 100%!! Love from us "older" women would sure as hell leave him speechless,satisfied and begging for more!!! LOL!!! Glad to see Rob enjoying himself, he deserves it. Always knew he'd be a boob man!!!!Come to mama!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

OICU Rob, you naughty, naughty bitch...*lmao*

Aija said...

lmao... :D
this is just sooo funny! And I'm not even jelous.. too funny..
Ooh Rob.. just go for it and have some fun, Mr. Handjob!!

Gemgirl65 said...

I'm laughing at all the research my Robsessed girls did about this chick as much as I'm laughing at the pic! I (((heart))) you all!!

Ah, reminds me of the boob check Edward gives Bella in the too-short meadow scene. Gotta love that boy and his hormones.

Unknown said...

naughty! but i love how he looks at her :P god damn it :P but still who the hell is she?????????

Tenneil said...

HMMMMM Robbie... the smerk is priceless....the hair, the clothes, that necklace peeking through...beautiful

have fun love!!!

Meeno said...

Juussssssssssssst LOVE this.
Naughty, naughty Rob!
But, I just love him doing this LOL LOL LOL LMAO on this one.

Meeno said...

But, but, but the way he was looking at "it" is sort has an bemusement on those smile . . . maybe it was totally flaunting, if you know what I mean????
He just have that bemused look!!!!!!!!!!

Meeno said...

I just have to comment again . . . .
this picture really kills me!!!!!!
ha ha ha ah ah ahahhha haha ha ha ha LMAO LMAO LMAO.

He is sooooo adorable!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god I love this man..This is too creepy, funny, dorkstastic!!!!!!!!
There are at least two pictures of him looking down Kristen's dress just like this. He is such a nerd he can't hide the peeking!

Yvonne said...

Does he not realize that there will ALWAYS be a camera there to capture his every move from now on? So funny that he got caught. Wow, everyone was calling her a cougar, but it says she's only 28? Ugh, ok, not good for 28. She must have one hell of a rack :)

Anonymous said...

LOL! Men never learn that it's impossible to check out a girl's cleavage without being spotted by either her or someone else!!

Anonymous said...

PS I think all those rumours that he is gay can now be officially put to rest, now we have this picture as evidence to the contrary!
Mind you, I have a gay friend who loves checking out my bangers...

Lisa said...

BUSTED! haha. I wonder if he's thinking "Oh yeah...I could tap that!" :D

Lisa said...

If it weren't for the smirk I'd say *MAYBE* he's just blinking....but no. He's checking it out and he knows it!

Yvonne said...

OK, I checked out her Youtube videos, and I take it back ( my negative comment), she is quite cute, this is just a bad picture. And she seems to be very intelligent, unless she's faking that :) Beauty and brains, you're on the right track Rob, and she's older...ok, good job! LOL

Yvonne said...

He's been so busy, I don't think he's tapping anything....maybe he oughta!

Tess said...

I LOVE everything about this photo!!

It's HOT and HILARIOUS.

phosphorus said...

Superb!

@ Myra: I guess my neighbours got used to hearing my sudden bursts of laughter by now. Walls are rather thin here.

@ jalarag: I've been saying so for weeks.

TWILIGHT by NAB4EVA said...
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TWILIGHT by NAB4EVA said...

he's also an assman there's a vid of him checking out kstew's ass during a Twilight Press tour stop in Japan.. also, there'a actually an even worse boobman photo at the London Twilight premiere.

 
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