US Weekly: The Sexy Stars of Twilight Scans



On stands now :)
Haven't had the chance to read it yet but since it comes from US weekly, the creator of loads of crap, take everything with a bucket of salt :)





























Thanks to [info]mediocrechick in [info]ohnotheydidnt
for the scans. You can see the whole thing HERE, I only posted Rob related pages :)

Thanks to Alexandra for the tip :)

351 comments:

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thirtysomething said...

liza: so you come and go in your comatose state? what must the doctors think of that?

TheDogsBollocks said...

And that is Heinous? I would use a different discriptive "ous" word. Like Delicious, Luscious, Envious.

Lizalou said...

what's heinous is that I don't get a chance to pocket fish. Fawking hell.

thirtysomething said...

db: i will add C to my diet... but only because it rhymes with P

TheDogsBollocks said...

If anything in his pocket smells like fish I'd be so outta there.

Lizalou said...

Oh i'm fishing for something specific. One need not necessarily fish for fish.

Sam said...

no DogBullocks- June... cut off for gemini is like june 21st then july b-days are a cancer?? i think.. June 17th. Just had my big 4-oh

thirtysomething said...

unless they are swedish fish... because they are delish

yes, now i'm fucking dr suess

Sam said...

DB:
ummm i believe you were being sarcastic right? hahah Sorry. i just now realized that!

and hell to the no- no fried/cooked flesh for me!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Sam...I was kidding. I'm a bit bored.

Lizalou said...

I'm riding a train straight to the rose.

Sam said...

DB- i am a bit slow. So we are even! haha

Mechevpao said...

LOL to the fish

It probably smels like fish..

how you doing there?

Lizalou said...

Oh my i'm gonna enjoy pulling the petals off.

thirtysomething said...

oh wait.. i'm not fucking dr suess in the literal sense... i guess i need to clarify now

Lizalou said...

Mech: darling, do you want to go pocket fishing with me? You can have the right, i'll take the left?

Sam said...

so did i read somewhere on the threads that Rob was thought ot have gone to LA this weekend- or last weekend?

Mechevpao said...

let the rose blossom some more

TheDogsBollocks said...

TS...Bwahaha.

If Rob had a rocket
deep in his pocket

Mechevpao said...

get to the rose first, and then give me the right, you know cause it hangs to the right

TheDogsBollocks said...

Lizalou..you are making a mistake. You want the Right.

Lizalou said...

You know i could make that bitch bloom, Mech. Oh yes.

thirtysomething said...

liza: you lose... righty is the way to go

damn better luck next time

Mechevpao said...

Liz, make it bloom big time!!
and then measure some for me

Lizalou said...

last time I found it, it was on the left. I stacked the deck in my favor on this one.

Mechevpao said...

left.. right... it comes as it goes.. if you bloom it right, we will see which side then

Lizalou said...

mech: very soon the prophecy will be fulfilled.

TheDogsBollocks said...

TS..am I getting paid?

thirtysomething said...

lefty loosey...righty tighty?

TheDogsBollocks said...

I must be on the Right then.

Mechevpao said...

liz, blow the horns very loudly, as soon as prophecy is fulfilled, I have to get to know as soon as it happens

thirtysomething said...

db: huh... if you are it's not nearly enough

thirtysomething said...

db: did you get your answer from the ouija board you were looking for?

TheDogsBollocks said...

eriouslyse ucktardedfe


Bwahaha..am I super cool now?

Lizalou said...

yes, mech.. and suction will be engaged to remove the hoodie.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I did...and all signs pointed to "loosers".

thirtysomething said...

hmmm... maybe we should break out the magic 8 ball

Lizalou said...

Oh no, it'll be tight, not loose. Loose gets you nowhere fast.

Mechevpao said...

I think some teeth along the blow will have to be involved, just be careful with the hoodie

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay okay..hold on.

Shake shake shake....

All signs point to YES.

Mechevpao said...

please, not loose at all, there is not much fun on it at all

Lizalou said...

Special care will be taken with the hoodie, don't you worry. Video documentation to follow...

MandyW said...

I just came on to read the posts really quick and I am confused beyond belief. What are you girls talking about?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey TS...
Did you pick up that thing that you wanted to use on that person at that place when you went there?

Lizalou said...

oooooh... Rob.. shake that ass for me.. shake that ass for me... ooh!

Wait. His ass appears to be missing. Goddamnit.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Well fuck..there goes all knowledge of second grade math

Lizalou said...

Mandy: pocket fishing and hoodie talk. The usual.

Mechevpao said...

Mandy we are talking about nature, like fish and roses, and how cute to see it bloom, but just taking it los.. or should I say loose.. important to not hurt at all

Chris said...

DB, wtf does,
eriouslyse ucktardedfe mean????

thirtysomething said...

so who the fuck is phillip?

Lizalou said...

Chris: really!

TheDogsBollocks said...

It means Happy Birthday, have another shot.

MandyW said...

OOhh, I love nature!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Phillip? I know him. Has an awesome..um (eadhe) likes to drive hard while ummm..you know.
.....
.....
.....
.....
screwing.

Lizalou said...

The one at the rose is not fond of husks.

Lizalou said...

Slick and slippery does the trick.

Mechevpao said...

Hey Chris, don´t worry this is not hard to follow, you´ll get it fast.

Mandy, love the nature, we know you do

thirtysomething said...

phillip...he's so much better than any of the other flat heads i've... uh... come across

Mechevpao said...

Slick and slippery is good to the fast bloom, theer will be no need to fish at all

Chris said...

DB, tell me some more about Kstew and her letting RP slip away. Does she deserve a 2nd chance?

Lizalou said...

glistening stubble and meow face. what more do you need?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails

Mechevpao said...

I need scruff in some bits, and the in and out action of it, that is good for all the slick and slippery

Gemgirl65 said...

Apparently everyone is on drugs here tonight?

For the uninitiated, DB is speaking in Pig Latin.

"Losers" has one "o."

"O" is one of my favorite abbreviations BTW.

Still like Lizalou's avi of Rob thinking about me and touching himself. But yes, his ass has been MIA for awhile dammit.

Roses and fish...WTF, go watch Wild Kingdom. Crazy beyotches. LOL

Lizalou said...

Leann: i prefer velvet curtains and the dragon kingdom. Peach fuzz and rosy cheeks with mullets.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I don't think it matters even if she wants a second chance cause he is so nailing the new chick. Totes confirmed.

Gemgirl65 said...

Step awaaaay from the 'shrooms Liza.....

Mechevpao said...

ooohhh WTF Leann?? you are such a big tease... uhh look it rimes with bitch :P

Lizalou said...

Leann: Damn gurl, you know you wanna munch what i'm munching on.

Lizalou said...

*Liza pulls a thorn out of her mouth*

That was so worth it.

thirtysomething said...

whoa liza... munching on velvet curtains?

tmi

Gemgirl65 said...

Of course Rob is screwing every female he comes in contact with! Co-stars, friends, girlfriends of friends, publicists, directors, producers, grips who come to close to him on the grassy knoll at the beach, fangurls who squee at him from behind the barricades. He can't keep it in his pants. The tabloids said so, it must be true.

Lizalou said...

Yes, the dragon king is munching on my velvet curtains.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Absolutely Leann...I'm glad somebody "gets it". He's a busy busy boy. I heard he's engaged to her though. The Examiner. Must be true.

showme said...

LOL Leann

Gemgirl65 said...

DB, I don't know how the boy gets any work done! He must be exhausted. And now he's munching on velvet curtains or some such shiz... damn my dear Robsessors, I love ya, but Robbie needs some rest! Leave Rob junior alone.

WTF am I saying....!

Mechevpao said...

I´m leaving for tonight... Leann, you tease, let me with the image of Rob not able to keep it inside his pants... I want some of that!!

Bye gals, lovely to speak with you...

Liz, take those things out of your mouth, let some room for the bloom

Lizalou said...

midget! you're the one keeping the hooded one busy! Don't blame me you coy beyatch!

Lizalou said...

Mech: *muah* you lovely latina. nitenite.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I also heard it's all a coverup. The girls, the engagement, Kstew. He's really Gay. TomStu is the real bride, but he has a good cover. Girls admit to "doing him" so that they can look good.

Chris said...

*Hangs head in shame* Why am I having difficulty following this conversation?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Chris are you new around here? Is that masculine or feminine "Chris"?

thirtysomething said...

oh really i heard that he's a-sexual and has been going through some secret underground training so that people will believe the bewildered looks he gives are all to dazzle the ladies

Gemgirl65 said...

G'night Mech, my latina lovely!

DAMN Liza you know that something that sweet has NO THORNS.

DB, TomStu and Rob make a beautiful couple. I will be their beard any day. Anything to make Rob look good (like he needs my help with that.) I'll even snog him in public and pay the paps to photograph it...anything for our boy. OH the sacrifices I make.

showme said...

Chris, late at night, people fuck around here in their convo's. private asides, etc.

a lot of people who post here have known each other for awhile and different convos are going on at the same time.

basically, everyone is talking in sexual innuendo about rob.
in a nut shell.

Gemgirl65 said...

It's working TS, I am appropriately dazzled! esp. when he wears that black tee....

Gemgirl65 said...

NUTshell Show...how appropriate! *wink wink*

showme said...

leann, i am seriously digging your new avi...that was quick!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk

TheDogsBollocks said...

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it

TheDogsBollocks said...

Crowded elevator smell different to midget

Gemgirl65 said...

I am speedy that way...grab the new avi before it disappears!

DB, those are good...Confucious or Yogi Berra?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

thirtysomething said...

the braintrust is on red alert... danger, danger

TheDogsBollocks said...

Chinese Proverbs. LOL.

I'm bored and entertaining TS with these words of wisdom.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot

Georgie said...

Hello ladies...those of you who are left. The only Confucious I know is, Women on pill is like door with no latch: bang bang bang all night and no click.

TheDogsBollocks said...

LOL

TheDogsBollocks said...

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night

TheDogsBollocks said...

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly

Chris said...

feminine

Yeah, I'm new. As if that's a secret. But I want to make some Rob/friends because my near ones don't seem to get this need for me explore/talk about the great one.

Georgie said...

Man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist

TheDogsBollocks said...

Well Hello Chris and welcome. You just popped in at a wierd time. Everybody is pretty much gone. TS and I are kinda tired, bored and delirious.

Come back though. It's a fun place.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day

Georgie said...

Chris, join the club; I'm all alone with my Robsession aside from you gals on this site.

Georgie said...

DB: LOL!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone

Georgie said...

My Confucious cheat-sheet:

http://www.grumpyoldsod.com/confucius.asp

showme said...

Chris, if you come back during the day, you'll get way more coherent posts....and lots of cool people to hang out with that all dig Rob...

hope to see you!

thirtysomething said...

db: what did one plate say to the other plate?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand

thirtysomething said...

chris... how rude of me. welcome :)

nice to see fresh new faces around. rob is always the center of our thoughts... just this late (2.51AM for me) it gets a little kooky

TheDogsBollocks said...

Yeah Chris cause I'm neither coherent nor cool.

TheDogsBollocks said...

TS... I dunno what?

Georgie said...

Ha ha this is during the day for me and I've still lost it!

showme said...

DB, that's not what i meant.

Gemgirl65 said...

Chris and Georgie, we are all about talking about The Great One! Definitely keep posting...sometimes we are even sober and coherent around here.

Thank you all for the pearls of wisdom. I am too tired to even "come up" with a dirty limerick, let alone Confucious. G'night m'ladies...sweet RobDreams to you all.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Girl who sits on Judge's lap get honorable discharge

Georgie said...

G'nite Leann Mwwuaahh

thirtysomething said...

lunch is on me

Georgie said...

ROTFLMFAO over "the judge" one!!!

MandyW said...

Chris,

Welcome to the blog, its always nice to find new people. Late at night like this is kinda weird, but this is a fun place to hang out and talk about Rob with people who understand.

Hope your ready for the crazy ride that Robsessing can be.

thirtysomething said...

what do you call two guys fighting over a prostitute?



tug of whore

TheDogsBollocks said...

bahaha..TS

TheDogsBollocks said...

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Georgie said...

Hey I GTG, just noticed one of my fav ff's (His Personal Assistant) has been updated after over a week! Talk to you all during the week. Sweet Robdreams to y'all.

Chris said...

Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

Boy who go to sleep with hard problem wake up with solution in hand

Hehehehehehehe

DB..... really like those

Thanks, Showme: I will.

thirtysomething said...

yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bath water

Georgie said...

BTW DB: invite your friend Vanessa back again some time, she cracks me up!

thirtysomething said...

hahaha db! love the virginity one

TheDogsBollocks said...

I'll tell her you are looking for her Georgie. She's not a regular on the blog. She was really drunk and decided to check it out.

Georgie said...

Thanks DB.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I don't remember seeing you here that night Georgie. This is the first I can recall seeing you on here.

thirtysomething said...

okay....3AM is my blog cut off

night all!

xoxo

Chris said...

Thanks everyone. Hope to talk to you soon.

Goodnight.

AS my gov... says "I'll be back".

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey Chris...Didn't you mention that it's daytime where you are now? If your Gov. says "I'll be back" that would mean that Arnold is your Gov. Isn't Arnold the Gov. of CA? Isn't it around I don't know....1am in CA? Is that daytime in CA? LOL.

Chris said...

DB: Yeah, CA, but I didn't say it was daytime. However, it is morning....early.

Georgie said...

DB, you might have gone to bed when I joined in on Friday night; I lurked to catch up on everyone's comments before I started posting and most had left by then but Vanessa was still there. I often lurk because my time (in Australia) is at odds with when others are usually online so I usually miss all the action. I've been around about 3 months. Cheers.

spellbound said...

MUST go out and buy this tomorrow...Thanks for the scans!

maha said...

I love the poster with Robert's pictures, he becomes more handsome every year.

thanks GOZDE

anna F said...

WOW, you ladies had a busy night O_o

I never get to participate in those weird "sex and Rob - the extensive study of this concept by robessed specialists" convo since they happen at night in a diff timezone, but I could never come up with your pearl of wisdom anway~

Haystackhair said...

OMG I went to read and look at what I missed. You guys kill me. Off to find Stay and Utter Darkness. Did anyone read Luniere? It's Twilight from Alice's POV. Pretty good so far!

Anna said...

Anna, I hear'ya!

We obviously need to start our own European "Sex & Rob" discussion group.

Only, I'm not sure it's such a good idea... Rob already claims way too much of my time as it is :p

wanabRPsmom said...

Chris said...

*Hangs head in shame* Why am I having difficulty following this conversation?

LOL!! :)))))

Welcome to Robsessed Chris!
No worry..I too, could never follow the ladies of the NIGHT convo. Am too SLOW..;)

Anyhoo...why is it I feel uncomfy when a picture of TomStu and dear Rob shows up? My gay radar goes ping? Am I alone or what? Just hoping Rob toes the STRAIGHT LINE...for sure. Can't picture him 'dipping' somewhere else than the norm;)

Haystackhair said...

ok too much FF out there -can anybody point me to Stay and Utter Darkness? Pleeeeeeeaaaase? Pretty Please with Rob on top? oh...oh...THUD

margot said...

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4764382/1/Utter_Darkness_Chapter_2

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4756566/1/Stay

:)))))

Haystackhair said...

THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

margot said...

n/p :)))

Anonymous said...

Ok, I mentioned yesterday that "Why bother, DH wouldn't let me hang up the posters anyway."

What can I say, as a surprise DH went to Barnes and Noble's site secretly and ordered two copies, one for me, one for our daughter!
Can you believe that? God bless his little (er BIG cotton socks!)

I guess that just goes to show ya why I've kept him around for the last 42 years..huh? Whoot!!! Ya just got to love these Capricorn men..

Anonymous said...

DAMN DON'T HATE TWILIGHT ! If you don't want it then don't buy it STOP COMPLAINING !!!!

Gozde said...

Umm, tongan, are you okay? Noone is hating on Twilight here. Where did you come to THAT conclusion from?

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