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Anonymous said...

Jewels...forgot to add, that 22 year old is a LUCKY SOB!

thirtysomething said...

ellie: ah yes multitasking... i can relate i read fic on my phone @ work.

Jewels64 said...

Ladies...it so pays to be a cougar sometimes.....

When you find the good ones...the sweet ones...the corruptible ones.....

Jewels64 said...

Vanessa...trust me.

He knows it!

RPnKSaddict said...

I love this one. There are the pics where he has his head on his knees sitting the step to.

Ellie said...

The fangurl in me is going to correct Vanessa~~
Rob's now 23.

:)

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I was commenting on Jewel's 22 year old...I'm 6 years older than Rob! Still a cougar I suppose. The youngest guy I've been with was about 5 years younger than me!

RPnKSaddict said...

I've pickked up the habbit of searching Rob on my phone too.It's getting out of hand.

thirtysomething said...

rp: okay... gotcha. i guess i just drool at them all... especially if they are b&w

Anonymous said...

Jewels...that's GOOD! Sometimes you gotta find the younger ones so they can KEEP UP!!!! LOL

Ellie said...

Oops! sorry, Vanessa
*slaps hand on forehead

Jewels64 said...

WHEW!!! BWAHAHAHAHHAAHA!

I keep forgetting to refresh...I keep wondering where everyone is....

Anonymous said...

Ok Jewels, I'm jealous of the hot young guys....What's the secret?

thirtysomething said...

speaking of refreshing... i need a refill!

Anonymous said...

So we could totally have fun in a chat environement...how come there is nothing of the sort?

Anonymous said...

Ellie...it's totally ok! I'm too buzzed (or is it wasted) to really care at this point! :)

Jewels64 said...

Having bewbs bigger than Dallas...

thirtysomething said...

db....? are you taking shots in the background? ...or putting on your catsuit for your shenanigans with jules later?

Anonymous said...

Ah Jewels...that's nice! I'm totally getting a boob job!

RPnKSaddict said...

Jewels- Cool about the pic. He aspires to be like Jack so I bet he picked up some mannerisms to.

Anonymous said...

"I'm bad, I'm bad"...in the MJ style!

Jewels64 said...

TS!!

**Jules drops into a faint at the idea of her mistress in a leather catsuit**

Are y'all conspiring to kill me?

RPnKSaddict said...

Van- your welcome to mine I hate them.

So is the drinking game everyone take a drink Rob's name comes up?

Jewels64 said...

RP...I'm so fucking drinking to anything of Rob's that comes up....

**Winks**

Anonymous said...

I thikn I drank enough for everyone! Sure, I'll take all the boobs I can get! Mine are small.:( Ah well, plastic surgery can fix that. Spit or swallow?

thirtysomething said...

*gulps* leather.cat.suit.

i just died too.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Bahaha Jules. Yeah, Drink it all down.

I'm here...sorta. And my bewbs are just as big and I don't see hot twentysomething guys pounding down my door.

Fucking jealous.

Jewels64 said...

High Protein Gal here.

Ever see hair so shiny?

RPnKSaddict said...

lol you ladies kill me.

Jewels64 said...

DB...move to Texas!

I'll be more than happy to make some introductions....!!!! :P

thirtysomething said...

db: you gotta catch the ones going by on the skateboards ;)

Anonymous said...

Ok, did ya'll know that cum is GREAT for the skin? I think there are new research studies....

Jewels64 said...

TS!!! Mine do not sidewalk thrash!

I met guys, dazzle them with the bewbs and reel them in with the filthy mind!!!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if you can get past the texture it's ok....it's good to share the cum too! I *heart* guys who like to share that shit!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Yeah..I have been circling the neighborhood like a crazy stalker. No luck.

I also havn't found Ben

Anonymous said...

Jewels...I think you and I could get along! Oh the trouble we could cause too!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay, Immagonna faint.

Or HORK

Jewels64 said...

Vanessa...did you also know that it makes you "Happy".....

It releases chemicals into your bloodstream about an hour after ingesting it that cause you to feel rested, happy, at peace.

Women who break up from long term relationships who do ingest...go through withdrawl symptoms....

thirtysomething said...

van: hmmm by applying it to the skin or ingesting it? now i'm fucking curious

jules: bwahahahaha! dazzle them

RPnKSaddict said...

DB I'd go for the faint maybe Rob will be there waiting for you in your subconcious.

Ellie said...

Okay, I'm just sitting back and ingesting all this knowledge...heh, heh, heh...

Jewels64 said...

DB...

I'll book you some time in the naughty room...You need it more than I do right now.

Your pleasure is all I care about...

TheDogsBollocks said...

I'm rocking in the corner over here. LOL.

RPnKSaddict said...

Can't spell, decided to join you all in the alcohol feast.

Anonymous said...

Applying it to the skin! I was reading something the other day! Think that is why my skin has improved lately?!?!?!? Hmmm...interesting thought. 2 loads at once is a great thing too! Bukkack anyone?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ellie...don't ingest hun. Spit it out. It's toxic to keep things in.

Ellie said...

DB, Rob's done filming for the night...he's waiting, babe. :)

Ellie said...

Jules, you assisting?

Jewels64 said...

Okay Vanessa...let's dial it down a notch...

If you have DB rocking in a corner...SON OF A PEA PICKER!!!

Let adjourn to other subjects now....

Jewels64 said...

Ellie! I am so totes ready for the assist!!!

Anonymous said...

Well, she loves me anyway! :) I told her I was too crazy for you gals!

Jewels64 said...

Not too crazy for me...I can hang with the best of them!!!

We can get a smackdown if we go too far. We would like to maintain an open blog without getting an adult warning smacked onto it!!!!

RPnKSaddict said...

van- it's all about boundries...sometimes too vivid is not a good thing.

Jewels64 said...

Thanks RP!

It's all about proper crassness and we just lost it there for a second!!!

:P

RPnKSaddict said...

wow every one ok it got quiet.. or just refill time...

Jewels64 said...

I'm going for a refill!!!

Anyone? Bueller? Anyone?

Ellie said...

It's all okay, here..

RPnKSaddict said...

no problem I think we all do it the power of Rob taking over our minds..lol

Anonymous said...

Sorry....didn't mean to go overboard there. It's been a long week...and the alcohol. I'll stop now.

thirtysomething said...

good here.... and it was refill time.

did someone mention a drinking game?

RPnKSaddict said...

Yeah the word is Rob..take a swig..

Ellie said...

Shall be play an old Rob game?
I would never...?

Aw, shit, I was never that good at that one. Nevermind.

RPnKSaddict said...

A toast to Rob..hoping he's in club somewhere with friends playing his own drinking game...cheers!

Ellie said...

Cheers right back atcha', RP! :)

Jewels64 said...

Ellie Bean!

We haven't played that one in forever!!!

I'll start....

"I never had dreams about being kissed by Rob Pattinson..."

thirtysomething said...

okay... someone's gonna have to 'splain this one to me.. cause i totally KNOW jules has had dreams about being kissed by rob

Jewels64 said...

"I've never written a fan fiction about Edward Cullen..."

Jewels64 said...

TS!!!

You make a statement that is true about yourself, and if other peeps agree or have had it occur or experienced it...they have to drink!

RPnKSaddict said...

so would this work?

I never dreamed about running my hand over Rob Pattinson's scruffy jaw.

Ellie said...

I have never wished to be in the naughty room with rob...

RPnKSaddict said...

I've written a FF about Edward so I would have to take a drink. I think I get it now.

thirtysomething said...

i am so fucked...

i have never wondered what rob smells like

RPnKSaddict said...

lol then again I have to learn how to read first.. duh my brain is already mush..

TheDogsBollocks said...

RPA...you wrote a FF?

Ellie said...

I have never wanted to share hot pockets (*wink) with Rob...

Tenneil said...

HI ya ladies...

TS really you've never wondered what Rob smells like...??

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ellie..of the Alabama sort?

Jewels64 said...

I have never played I never....

Jewels64 said...

Tenneil!!!

Hello Gorgeous!!! MUUUAAAAHHHH!!!!

RPnKSaddict said...

DB yes a one shot but I havn't posted it yet. I'm a chicken.

Tenneil said...

Jules... bb... mmuuuaaaahhhhh!!

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahhh c'mon. I wanna read it.

RPnKSaddict said...

Hi Ten!!

Jewels64 said...

RP...post it! Or if you want..send it to me and I'll look it over for ya!

Everyone has to take the leap of faith sometime!

I'm so glad I did....

TheDogsBollocks said...

Tenn....
Welcome...where have you been?

thirtysomething said...

t: howyoudoin'?

fuck... i have my own theory of rob's scent

TheDogsBollocks said...

I wanna read it to. Send it to me to.

Ellie said...

Uh, DB? Hork on the alabama...


Hi, Tenniel!

Tenneil said...

Hey RP..

DB ~ been playing with the DH!!

wink wink

RPnKSaddict said...

I'm in the process of editing so maybe soon I'll let you all know when and where. Thanks for the interest.

thirtysomething said...

rp: i know exactly what you mean...! but, if you wrote it, might as well drop it

Tenneil said...

Hey Ellie!!

Ellie said...

Oh, TS, I said I added yu on FB; that was awhile ago.

I meant you, Tenneil!

Tenneil said...

Hey TS love you DB again???

RPnKSaddict said...

lucky girl Ten!! lucky girl!! My DH went to bed early...ahh well I get to come play with you all..not so bad...

thirtysomething said...

t: whaaaa? yeah i fucking love db... she's fuckawesome. is there any question?

Tenneil said...

HUH Ellie??? you got my request?? cool bb thanks...

Tenneil said...

NO the DB drunk blogging dear..
sorry guess I cant shorten that one..

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ahhh TS...the feeling is mutual. I always look forward to our late chats.

Ellie said...

So is Tenneil as in Captain and...?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ten you are on facebook? Are you on my facebook? I don't even know who is there right now.

Tenneil said...

Ellie~ sure sure... love will keep us together!!

RPnKSaddict said...

Hey where'd Vanessa go? We didn't chase you away did we?

TheDogsBollocks said...

She got company.

thirtysomething said...

db: i know! i'm so glad i'm not the only one that doesn't sleep...

t: lol... no you can't fuck with my mind like that

Tenneil said...

DB ... dont think so ... You want to play??

Ellie said...

I hardly ever check FB anymore. I just happened to do that today and there were 53 requests.
Ten, how long ago did you request me?

TheDogsBollocks said...

ha ha. Yeah ten...if you can find me you can friend me. LOL. No help. It's hide and seek.

thirtysomething said...

ellie: i check it often... but ignore the farm, poker and whatever other gazillion requests i get

Tenneil said...

Ellie.. it was this week... its all good..

Ellie said...

Ten, DB's on my FB...you can friend her from there.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ummm yeah...I don't want to fucking pillow fight!

thirtysomething said...

db: she's friends with some of the rest of us... i'm sure she'll find you

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ellie...you are cheating.

Tenneil said...

Db ... haha... ive been on here awhile I think I can find you!! wink wink!!

TS.. what are we drinking... VODKA and ????

Tenneil said...

Ts I do hate those other gamer requests what is up with that... who has time for that shit???

thirtysomething said...

db: lmao! i get the dumbest fucking requests... i wish i could click a button that says ignore all miscellaneous garbage

Ellie said...

DB~~Me? Cheat on you? NEVAHHHH!!

xoxoxo

thirtysomething said...

t: sprite

where did jules disappear to?

TheDogsBollocks said...

My little green patch thing is overrun with weeds and no..don't give me more, I will kill them with my forgetting to care for them.

Tenneil said...

Where did Jules and the Vanessa go.??? I havent met her???

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ten...waiting.

thirtysomething said...

wait a minute... why isn't alie over here playing?

thirtysomething said...

db: tell me you don't have a green patch...

or a yo ville

Jewels64 said...

Sorry gals...got distracted by a phone call...

By the way...I have a new link up on Twilighted.net.

It's shameless self promotion kids and I ain't to proud to beg!!!

Drop a line..

http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4832

RPnKSaddict said...

To Facebook or not to Facebook,to Twitter or not to Twitter, to Myspace or not to Myspace...that is the ? I have all three and who the hell can decide which to do...

Tenneil said...

OK DB... go check!!

Anonymous said...

I'm still here...hiding in the corner because I don't want to get anyone in trouble!

thirtysomething said...

jules! FUCK YEAH!!

rp: all of them...

RPnKSaddict said...

I like twilighted.net that's where I'm considering posting. I'll add you to my fav's Jewels.

Tenneil said...

Jules... you went to the dark side... Twilighted.. i am shocked... I understand hahahaha

that un user friendly sight.. blah
didnt we already talk about this??

Jewels64 said...

Holy Shizz!

Is anyone else having a hard time getting into Twilighted.net besides their usual fuckery?

Tenneil said...

Hey Vanessa.. *waves franctically*
nice to meet ya!!

Anonymous said...

Hi Tenneil! Nice to meet you too. Think I went a bit overboard earlier. *trying to be good now* Sobering up a bit and biting my tongue. :)

thirtysomething said...

twilighted won't load... wtf?

RPnKSaddict said...

Vanessa!! you didn't leave...

All of them? My loyalty belongs to Robsessed...I'm still learning how it all works..

Tenneil said...

You know I heart you Jules .. its all about promotion.. its all good

Ellie said...

Ladies, time for me to call it al night.
I'm getting prepped for 2 crowns at the dentist tomorrow morning...
Yikes!

Not a good way to start my day.

Anonymous said...

No RP, I didn't leave! :) Nothing could scare me away!

Jewels64 said...

Tenneil...it's not like I joined the Twilight Moms...

**shudders at the thought**

It's just a really good place to promote your fan fic!!!

Tara Sue doesn't publish on there. She just promotes there...

Get it now?

Can't really do that shizz on FF.net...

thirtysomething said...

night ellie! so good to see you as always :)

xoxo

RPnKSaddict said...

Nite Ellie good luck tomorrow.

Jewels64 said...

Night Ellie! Good luck at the Dentist tomorrow!!!

Vanessa!!!! Welcome back!!!

Anonymous said...

I never left! :)

Tenneil said...

Night Ellie!! sweet robbie dreams!!

Jewels64 said...

Vanessa...kewl baby! You just needed to have someone take you in hand...and I know you liked it!!!

RPnKSaddict said...

nope won't load for me either.. damn I wanted to see how many fic you had Jewels. I need new stories to read.

Jewels64 said...

RP...I can send you the links on ff.net if you want...

Two major stories...a couple of lemony one shots....

RPnKSaddict said...

Sure I'd love it. My e-mail is drlneve2@yahoo.com it's listed in my contact info. here to.
Thanks .

Jewels64 said...

Two Stepping

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4979037/1/Two_Stepping

thirtysomething said...

rp: yes, you want to read jules' stories! trust me

Tenneil said...

RP... jules stories are great... Read the one shot too.. I fucking love Dukeward

thirtysomething said...

wtf? where did everyone go??

RPnKSaddict said...

Yay, I'm looking forward to reading them.

Tenneil said...

Crickets???

Jewels64 said...

RP..I sent you an email giving you the link to my profile page on ff.net

It lists all the links to my stories.

Plus I sent you the hawt banner I am using to promote Two Stepping!

Anonymous said...

Jewels, of course I liked it! I like any hand action I can get!

Tenneil said...

Jules... theres a banner... Ok can i get a piece of that??

RPnKSaddict said...

Thanks Jewels...That's awesome.You have insipired me...as well as the rest of you wonderful ladies..

RPnKSaddict said...

BRB want to go see the banner.

thirtysomething said...

rp: i know, right?

Jewels64 said...

Tenneil...I'll send it your way now!.....

Tenneil said...

Jules... thanks good.. your a doll!

RPnKSaddict said...

Cool banner. I love that pic of Rob with his thumbs in his pockets and the way his hands are just...well I love his hands..
Jackson too..Save a Horse,Ride a Cowboy..that's an idea for sure.

Jewels64 said...

And Twilighted is back up y'all!

So if you love my story, click on this link:

http://www.twilighted.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=4832

and show me some LOVE!!!!

RPnKSaddict said...

I've really enjoyed tonight. I was having withdrawls not getting to chat with any of you for awhile.

But alas the wine hath gone to my head and I must be off.So I bid you all farewell and hope to chat with you all on the morrrow.

I'm going go read some one shots so as to take Rob with me into dreamland.

I wish the same for you all..

Jewels64 said...

Crikey ladies! It has been a long week for me.

I have been on vacation all week. Didn't write as much as I wanted too.

I'm knackered! Good night lovelies! See ya soon!

Muuuahhh!!!!
Jules

robbiesgal2 said...

Hi GUYS!
I think you guys are so funny! I love Rob. He’s the bestest! I want to marry him bc he is cool and nice. I saw him at Orland Mall in Chicago! He was so awesome! I brought my Twilight book for him to sign at Hot Topic. I wore an awesome shirt I made that said Mrs. Edward Cullen! I think he liked it! I wish I could drink!

Do you guys have a poster of him on your wall? I just got the poster of him from that Sex Drive premier (is that like a drive shaft?) at blockbuster and I am so pumped about getting that new magazine with all the stars of Twi! It will be SOO COOL! I’m going to make a big collage of him on my corkboard! I hope my stupid brother doesn’t tear it down tho! He sucks!

What is a dogs bollocks? Do you guys come here a lot? Bc you guys sound so cool! I can’t wait til New Moon comes out! OOHHH EDWARD!

I love him and Kristen Stewart together!!!!!! Don’t you guys? They should totally get married! They may be already tho. I heard they got married in Italy! Do you guys believe that? I wanted to go there but my mom said no. I hope he and Kristen have like a big wedding and stuff. I love looking at pictures in the magazines of those big weddings. But not like spencer and Heidi. That was dumb.

What is your favorite thing about New Moon trailer? Mine is Jacob transforming into that wolf. What good special effx! I made a video of me and my friends watching it…it was soooo funny! I also make lots of bella and Edward vids. So cool. I put it to lots of like Britney spears music and stuff.

I hate him with this new girl from Lost. She’s really not cute. And she is too short. And she is just not right for him. I think Kristen is much better for him. And I think he and Kristen will probably be a couple out very soon.

Do you guys come here every Friday night? Bc that’s the only night I can stay up this late really. I can’t wait to come back and hang out more!
XXOO (((HUGS))))

Georgie said...

Hi ladies, just logged in and been lurking through the comments to see what I've missed tonight (this afternoon for me). Hi Vanessa...I like your spunky style mmmwwwuuuuhhhhhaaaa. Speaking of fanfic, I'm reading 8 of them at the moment and waiting for updates. Spent all week on Mr Horrible and for once Bella spits instead of swallows (not trying to restart the earlier conversation, just sayin')

Georgie said...

Oops robbiesgal2, sorry about my crass post just then. We're all here for the love of Rob and, if there's such a thing, I'm definitely "Team Emilie".

thirtysomething said...

geeeeez...i wander off for a minute and it becomes a ghost town...

night all!

xoxo

Marna said...

I feel like a dork for even admitting this, but I bought The Sexy Stars of Twilight today. I knew there were posters in it, but holy crap 4 of the 7 posters are of Rob alone & DAMN, he looks YUMMY! And LARGE! LOL. There's 1 of Taylor alone, 1 of Rob & Kristen, & the final 1 is a group shot. So basically, US magaZine pretty much knows who the sexy star of Twilight is.

Anonymous said...

Georgie...thank you! Though I was a bit too "point blank!" at times. :)

MandyW said...

Robbiesgal,

I just want to say that I think it is great that there are young fans out there who love Rob as much as all of us. Welcome to the blog.

Chris said...

I thought Rob was off for 4 days? What's this?

http://robpattinson.blogspot.
com/

http://community.livejournal.com/rpattzdaily/

Was he filming today????

Chris said...

I meant was he filming, Friday?

Georgie said...

Great links Chris, thanks for the ability to feast on some new pics of Rob!

Dahlia said...

Ye ye more crap that we have heard before and knew would be on its way! I wonder who has the job of trawling through months and months of old interviews and choosing which of the things Rob has said to take out of context this time!

I wish they would give poor Rob a break, I really hope he can let this all go over his head and laugh about how pathetic the gossip magazines are!

Anonymous said...

Yeah... Sure... The level of crappiness and hallucination increases.. Wow.. Awesome BSness again.. They should throw themselves out of the window for the imaginative rubbish they wrote.. Anyway Goz, u really r an angel for loading all those pictures for us.. Us in Malaysia do not have enuff ROB magazine here... My sister spent one whole day just to search for ROB GQ mag last time.. Pity us huh...:)

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