Ok Magazines Weekly Crap

Once again Ok magazine treat us to their usual crap about Rob & Kristen! Do they really think people will buy their magazine to read this??
And people you know by now to take this with a grain of salt and not to buy these magazines, that's why we put them up here, not to support the mags but to show you the type of crap that they publish and hopefully put you off of buying it!

R-Pattz Risking It All for Kristen

In less than a year Robert Pattinson has gone from “that handsome guy who played Cedric Diggory” in the Harry Potter films to the world’s most desired movie star.

But now, on the cusp of even bigger success with the impending release of New Moon and Eclipse currently being filmed in Vancouver, it may all slip away from R-Pattz, thanks to his recently accelerated romance with his on-and-off-screen girlfriend Kristen Stewart.
Because it’s not only his legions of female fans who might be disappointed to see Rob taken off the bachelor block by Kristen — there’s also the folks behind the Twilight films.

A real-life romance between the two would subvert New Moon’s entire story line, in which Bella falls for hunky werewolf Jacob Black, played by 17-year-old Taylor Lautner, and the studio brass want the Bella-Jacob spark to appear equally as plausible as the Bella-Edward relationship.

“The producers took Rob and Kris aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps for a few more months,” an insider tells OK!. “But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

It’s made life a bit of a pressure cooker for the two young superstars. “They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,” says an Eclipse set insider. “But they’re also part of this massive machine called Twilight and producers have this thing timed with scientific precision. They don’t want Rob and Kristen to tell the world about their relationship until the time is right.”

Adds the source, “Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

Regardless of whether he’s jeopardizing his career by moving toward marriage with Kristen, Rob is clearly ready and willing to take the risk. “Trust me; he generally does what he’s told by producers,” one source tells OK!, “but this kid has a strong will of his own, and if he wants to walk around Vancouver with Kristen in front of the world, he’s going to.” (Gozde: Just like Edward and Bella huh? so romantic! They are breaking ALL the rules now... *eye roll*)

Source

Gozde: It's like OK! and some other gossip queen thinks if they wish it enough/say it enough it will come true :) Robert Pattinson and Kristen are engaged...
All together now: What a LOAD of crap...
Oh and OK! : Would you STOP flipping Rob pictures? Doesn't anyone check your cover before you publish? This is the 100th time now:


30 comments:

DesiEnM said...

*BIGGEST ROLL-EYE EVER* i hate them...i just HATE THEM...seriously they can go and fuc- themselves...and again i'm sorry for the puppy,the unicorn and the tree..

nzkstewlover said...

Whats with all the Rob face flipping?

"has no time to spend with friends"
Thats funneh, since he was just @ a bobby long concert.

We all know that stuffs a bunch of crap

*group eye-roll*

Hannah said...

Along with all this shite that they print they need to stop photoshopping their mag covers.
Holy Jesus, Its ridiculous.

michaelaxmx said...

I just want to point out my fav's Comments from the infamous 'insider' & 'source'

“But they’re so much in love, they can’t keep their hands off each other.”

“Rob’s whole world is Kristen. I’m surprised he even knows his lines because he’s so absorbed with her. He has no time whatsoever for his guy friends and has cut virtually everyone off so he can spend every waking moment with Kristen. He’s all about his woman.”

“They’re crazy about each other, and they want to shout it from the rooftops,”- This comment is the best...will he burst into song about it? aka 1950's Musical style

Surely R-pttz and K-Stew could take legal action??

Dont wory thought they have played all there cards they only have 1 more left...The wedding cos they played all there others...:-

-Getting toegther
-Breaking up
-Arguing with eachother
-Pregnancy
-Cheating
-Engaged

How many unicorns and puppies have died since Twilight came out??

Unknown said...

hahhaha, my favorite is the notion that K/R want to "shout it from the rooftops." Who are they, Tony and Maria from Westside Story?

My predictions for future OK covers:

Robert threatens to quit Twilight when he finds out Kristen succumbed to brawny Taylor's advances during a K/T only NM promotional trip

Robert runs back into the arms of Emilie De Ravin, who's still waiting on a stoop in New York dressed like Punky Brewster for his return

Robert and Kristen reconcile after Kristen beats down Emilie with the help of Joan Jett - as well as the Black Hearts.

See, this shit writes itself!Ok is taking notes as I write...

jmm4832 said...

Very funny Rosa!

They want to shout it from the rooftops my azz...what a bunch of bull, lol. Don't know if they can take legal action though. The only magazines I will buy of Rob are ones where he has given a legit interview, not this crap.

Haystackhair said...

LMAO rosa! What a load of crap. Sigh.

Gozde said...

LMAO Rosa :))

Lizzie said...

Rosa-LMFAO!!! :) Thank you for making my bad day a little better!!! :)

noisefaidaus said...

BS!!!! I don't care if Rob and Kristen a f*cking like bunnies it will not stop me from going to see the movies. Hell they can get married for all I care.
Doesn't stop either of them from being drop gorgeous and desirable. At least if you think you have a shot at either of them, then you know which home you'll be wrecking LOL!!
Seriously wouldn't you rather see them happy then sexually frustrated waiting for the perfect fan to sweep them of their feet. LMAO!!!!!
Leave them alone and let them do their job of bringing a luscious romantic story to the big screen.

GHOSTGIRL said...

ajajajajaja LMAO!!this crap is so funny..."they can't keep their hands of each other"jjaja seriously the funniest crap ever..this magazine is so lame and I don't even lived in the USA..sounds like a 12 year old wrote the story

Anonymous said...

Complete bs, I mean yea odds are that Rob is not in Vancouver for 3 months without getting any,

but OK is just idiotic in everything they say.

Unknown said...

Why the storm in this glass of water? It's an article in a publication and it is FREE publicity for the movie and the actors. As long as the names are spelled correctly... why are you guys upset? Are they implying he's weird, twisted, has three eyes? They say he has a heart, he is strong and he knows what he wants. What is wrong with embellishing the reality a little? A bit of 'poetic license'...

dina said...

In my mind thats how Rob would act if something of all this was true. This is totally Rob, not the singind on the roof, the strong will the I dont give a f.. about money. That's why we all love him and choosed him to be obsessed with. Why the hassel?

sagesse223 said...

You know, I always wonder who the "inside source" might be. Then I spent like five minutes on the Robert Pattinson message board on IMDB. I am not knocking these kids, really. But it dawned on me that this kind of fodder can only come from some 12 year old who walked past the set a week before they started shooting!

Yvonne said...

The flipping of the pics make me crazy....aaaggghh!

Jill said...

Uhhhgg, now that you put the flipped pic side by side with the original, man it looks WEIRD!!

WinWin said...

That's my favorite pic from TCA. WTF? Why mess with perfection??? OK staff must be cross-eyed bunch of *sses!

RPnKSaddict said...

lmao Rosa!

yeah shouting from rooftops sounds so much like Rob and Kristen.pftt whatever!

Anonymous said...

Just by the constant flipping of the image should show the asses that actually buy this crap what kind of reputable magazine these are. Geez!!

Dilia said...

The B.S will never stop with OK.
i mean is like a Fan Fiction magazine.

kristen said...

Okay, I seriously don't understand how these magazines can get away with publishing this crap. I mean, it's one thing to write a few inaccuracies in an article or something, but to say Rob is engaged on the COVER of the magazine?? It's completely ridiculous!! It doesn't even matter that it's a BS gossip mag rag - how do they NOT get their asses sued for pulling this kind of nonsense?? It drives me up the wall!

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Anonymous said...

UNBELIEVABLE

It must be the new trend: when you buy magazine you get the Surprise gift, by using a mirror there's Rob! (plus the mirrorfaced crapwritting becomes Extra unreadable!)

Or it's about the Best mag status, beating the competition, since the brazilian mag "Atrevida" issue 181/2009 became so popular! (see previous Robsessed post September 7 "Photoshop Hell...Atrevida Magazine's "Special Edition" Cover")

Mars said...
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Mars said...

Hahahahaha! This is hilarious! But why would they flip a perfect picture? It's like they want him to look bad... *shakes fist* those graphic designers are probably jealous 'cause their girlfriends/wives like Rob, too!

egc1208 said...

hahhaha what i really want to know is, who's the "Eclipse set insider" lol cracks me up!

nd "ROOF TOPS" REALLY???
LMAO THIS STUFF KEEPS GETTING BETTER!

rosa! very funny! XD

Kimmie said...

why do they flip the dang picture?? that ruins the beauty that is Rob. dang it.

Kimmie said...

hey hey Im a studying to be a graphic designer. but damn them who flip the picture.

Isabella said...

Whatever they do how does it make it your problem why should you think that you have anyright to judgde what they do if it rumors or ture whatever, but your saying all of this stuff and without knowing whats going on behind the scenes, so i think you all should re-phrase what you all just wrote and go fuck yourself because it gives you no right to comment on peoples lives and forcus on your own, because to me people who saying un-nice things about other peolpes lifes then your jealous.just leave them alone and sort yourself out why worrie about other peolpes lives when you got your own, you mustly be boring.

 
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