Robert Pattinson Starring in Naughty School Girl Fantasies All Over The World


Good Morning Mr. Pattinson
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I'll leave you alone with your thoughts :))

From OK!:

ROBERT Pattinson has been voted the celebrity movie fans would most like as their teacher. The Twilight heartthrob, who shot to super-stardom playing vampire Edward Cullen, topped the poll with 38 per cent.

The 23-year-old was thought most likely to teach English Literature, in the survey of 700 students.

Rob, who is currently filming Eclipse in Vancouver, was followed closely by Xtra Factor host Holly Willoughby - who scooped 25 per cent of the vote.

The 28-year-old, who is about to host ITV1's This Morning, was given Art and Textiles as her subject.

Hollywood star Brad Pitt also featured in the poll, coming fourth with Drama as his specialist subject, while Angelina Jolie - who took the eighth spot - was thought most likely to teach Chemistry.

The poll was carried out by getpark.co.uk. The top 10 teachers list is:

1. Robert Pattinson (English Literature)
2. Holly Willoughby (Art and Textiles)
3. Claire Sweeney (Performing Arts)
4. Brad Pitt (Drama)
5. Simon Cowell (Media)
6. Susan Boyle (Music)
7. Lord Alan Sugar (Business Studies)
8. Angelina Jolie (Chemistry)
9. Fern Britton (Cookery)
10. Daniel Craig (PE)

54 comments:

~KY~ said...

I DO NOT object to punishment by paddle Mr Pattinson.....

Harriet Goodacre said...

I got full marks on my a-level English Literature paper, I certainly wouldn't have if Rob was my teacher!! I wouldn't say no tho :P

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

i would love to teach rob alot of things*cough* or he teach me,which ever way it goes.either way he will enjoy.

Unknown said...

well...I'd go back to school if Rob was my English teacher...just sayin`

JennB said...

I lovelovelove that picture. It's my most favorite shot. That smile, the softly folded hands, the hair, the eyes.... thanks for this on this horrible anniversary morning! Am fantasizing about what he could teach me, and vice-versa.

Tinadora said...

@ H.A.Z. - God, if my Eng Lit teachers were that hot, I wouldn't have gotten my degree either! :p

T said...

English Literature wouldn't be the subject I would pick for him to teach.

Anonymous said...

Morning Ladies!
English Lit would never be the same if he taught it!!

Morning rpattz tmo ~ I am so into WA I can't stand it! I read untill 2:00 am last night and had only 3 hours of sleep. Ahhh!! I can't wait to go home and continue reading!

Unknown said...

Mmmm...Rob stars in allot of BIG GIRL fantasies too!! Puuuurrrr.....

TheQuietOne said...

Perfect choice of pics, Goz. It is one of my favorites, also.

Since I am an "older" fan...in the Jaguar category...my fantasy would be school principal and the new young stud teacher. My office, on the desk.......

orion said...

@the quiet one: I completely agreed with you, be an old fan myself I would be the Principal too.

tequilla said...

The Quiet One...That's great! At what age do you graduate from a cougar to jaguar....LOL I may be up there with ya.....

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

@good morning lindarose :-) omg i use to read until wee hours in the morning,then i would sleep on the train on my way to work in the morning lol now iam searching for TO,cant wait to stare thau one when i do find it,WA is very addictive.if only the twilight movie was that HOT

JandR said...

I'm with you H.A.Z. - English Lit was my favourite subject at school and years later I started a book club with a friend. But if Rob had been my Lit teacher I wouldn't have been able to concentrate on reading - sex ed might have been worthwhile though!!! ;-))

Robaholic said...

Heck yeah! Now I've got "I'm hot for teacher" in my head...and so excited to hear Rob received that Stoli shirt!

mya bluesky said...

i love the pict..one of my favourite pict of Rob..
if Rob was my english teacher, then i would always open my eyes to see him and listened to his beautiful voice instead of sleeping at the back seat of the class that i did at almost my high school time

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Good Morning Ladies-

a little spanky from Mr. P would be quite nice, thank you..

LindaRose,
I hear ya on WA-I came to work many days on little sleep.
Since I finished LYLS (OMG) my plan is to start the sequel tongiht..this FF is giving me some crazy dreams..

wish The Office would get updated!!

Morning rptmo!

connie56 said...

@the quiet one - I'm right there with ya, babe!

Being a jaguar *ahem* that seems an appropriate way to welcome the new "stud teacher" LOL

@tequila, I think cougar goes to jaguar at 50 **coughs**

Now back to that pic that makes me smile and melt ... THUD

Haystackhair said...

Oh my yes, can I be the principle and teach the new young stud teacher a thing or two? In my office now, pants optional.....

Suz said...

Where the FRIG is

Sex Ed?

Sheesh..

These teenagers HAVE NO imagination!

JandR said...

Hey Suz - how are ya?

Goz - great new banner - lots of gorgeous smiley Rob - I like!! LOL

JandR said...

oh and the Rob teacher pic - yum Rob at Rome bookshop - is one of my faves - but my pervy eyes just went straight to the chest hair and down, how far was he unbuttoned that day? *gulp*

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Suz,
As always-you are right on!

I need a refresher of sex ed for sure...

orion said...

Now, who would be able to concentrate, if you have a teacher like Rob? only the boys in the class!

orion said...

Goz, you choose wisely the pic,lol
Hi Jandr!

TheQuietOne said...

@tequilla

The age brackets were discussed a couple of weeks ago...it was a great discussion because a lot of us older gals "came out of the closet" so to speak!!

If I remember correctly, thirtysomethings are cougars, fortysomethings are lynx(?), fiftysomethings are jaguars, and sixtysomethings are lionesses!!!

rpattz-turn-me-on said...

this is one of my fav pics of him,the bed hair,the sex eyes,the chest hair ,the hands,the i just fu** look he is giving the camera OMG......good morning rpattzgirl :-)

Angela said...

I thought thirty somethings were panthers, 40's cougar, 50's jaguar, as I remember from that post, where we all confessed and comforted eachother for our obsession with a very young, hot, man.

Anonymous said...

Can you all imagine Rob teaching Sex Ed to a bunch of HS kids? He'd be blushing the whole time!!

Hi JandR!!
(waves)

TheQuietOne said...

@Angela

You may be right...I just remember that I fall in the Jag category. I would go back and check, but I must get to work before the boss catches me Robsessing and fires me!!

JandR said...

Hi LindaRose

I was enjoying an evening of robsessing but just had word from my daughter - first night shift on prac at a hospital and got a flat tyre on the way home, on the side of the highway almost hysterical, hubby gone to sort her out!! I hate getting phone calls at this time of night, never good news hey!

Anonymous said...

Hi JandR ~ Aw, hope she's okay. Thank god it wasn't anything more serious!!

orion said...

quiet one: Angela is right 40's cougars, 50's jaguars.

JandR said...

sorry if I bummed you out! Just noticed your avi LR - Rob sex ed lit teacher is now gracing my computer screen - how can you focus on work with those f* me eyes looking right into your soul???

Hey Orion, how are you?

orion said...

Hi Jandr! your daughter alright? she didn't how to change the tyre?

Anonymous said...

@rpattz girl ~ I know, but I think she's writing the new chap as we speak. I follow her on twitter and this is what she wrote yesterday:

"Should be focusing on work but my mind is a million miles away in Carlisle's office."

about 21 hours ago from UberTwitter

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rpattz-turn-me-on said...

student hot for teacher HELL YEAH...i would be his teacher,everyday he would come to class giving me those sex eyes and wanting to know what i look like naked,then one day he would stay after class in hopes of me to tutor him,i agree knowing he wants me....so to make a long story short, one evening after class during one of our sessions we rip each other cloths off and he takes me right there on the teacher's desk OH YEAAA

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

LindaRose,

YIPPEE!!!! Can't wait.

Mars said...

I had to squeeze my mouse from internally combusting!!

English Literature taught by Rob? Yes, please!

JandR said...

Orion - it has been heavy weather here today all day - all I can think of is she hit a huge pot hole in the road and blew a tyre - she said heaps of other people have all pulled over in the same area - she hasn't had her licence long and she's a bit timid so probably freaked out and dark, rainy weather, maybe couldn't see what she was doing??? Don't know, just trying to keep myself occupied on here hoping they will be home soon...thank god for mobile phones!

Anonymous said...

JandR ~ I posted to too many threads this morning and now I can't find the one that you told me about your daughter. Anyway, hope she's okay. Thank god it wasn't anything worse. But it being her first experience I can understand the hysterics. She'll be fine once your hubby gets there.

orion said...

Jandr: No worries darl, she will be alright, for sure she must be angry, but the main thing nothing bad happened. Just try to concentrate on Rob's lesson

JandR said...

yeah you'd think so but just got another phone call from her sobbing! She has mag wheels and the standard wheel brace can't undo the wheel nuts. Hubby went to see if any of the other drivers needed his help - he is a hero. Anyway she was upset cos she didn't want to leave her beautiful little car there... they'll be home soon and drama over I hope :-~

JandR said...

I remember ringing my dad in the middle of the night once - miles away from home when I shredded a tyre. By the time he got there I had already changed it - boy was he mad!!!

JandR said...

she's home now I think - talk to you guys soon

orion said...

I remember first time happened to me I left the car, went home call my brother and he went and changed it. LOL

orion said...

No mobile phones on that time

Anonymous said...

What the hell did we do before mobil/cell phones?!?!

JandR said...

Hi LR if you're still around!! All sorted - I had to go back with hubby so he could change the tyre - the pot hole in the road was enormous - she didn't see it as she was looking at everyone at the side of the road who had already hit it!!! She's fine, just grateful it's over.. What else has been happening? Seems it's a slow night on here...

Anonymous said...

JandR ~ Oh good, so glad to hear that she's okay! Busy at work so I'm jumping on here every now then. Hope to talk soon.

Anonymous said...

Hey, which avi do you like better? I can't make-up my mind and want to stop switching it!! LOL!!!

SluttyPattz said...

I like the second avi better LindaRose

Anonymous said...

Thanks Teri! :)

 
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