Round-up of Crap from Oz

First of all let me apologise if you live in Australia but you have to admit the Australian magazines are the worst!! Why do they a) Always either flip or photoshop perfection and b) Just keep running the same crap over and over again.

This is just cringeworthy!





Briefly here's what it says:
-They have revealed all about their relationship to a US monthly magazine and even family members will be shocked by the details.
-The explosive tell-all will hit the streets around the same time as New Moon is released.
-They were interviewed together & apart over a 3day period in Vancouver, whilst filming Eclipse, but couldn't bear to be apart, because, they say they are 'soul mates'.
-Circumstances drove them apart but this only made them realise they were meant to be together. When Rob found out Kristen had a little crush on Taylor Lautner her realised he had to be with her.
-Kristen worries that someone taller, sexier and more famous will come along for Rob and he will dump her because she is really insecure.
-Theres a ton of passion between them but it causes fights too as both of them have a jealous possessive streak that they like to bring out in the other person.
-One source said he feels like an intruder in the room with them because the chemistry is so explosive between them it always seems like they want to rip each others clothes off.
-Rob loves that Kristen can 'rock a mullet' and she loves the way his hair falls into his face.
-The love triangle - with taylor - again.... 'Rob came in like gang busters and it was Taylor who?' 'No one can compete with the Robsten chemistry'.
-Secret sex trysts - they will find time to be alone and disappear for 30 minutes and then come back looking messy & disoriented.
-The Marriage Rumours - The source says ' I can definitely see them getting married, they are both head over heals for each other and cant wait to wrap shooting so they can move in together, they are really excited about the whole thing.


This one is worse they actually used a photo that EVERYONE knows is photoshopped!!!




Hollywood big-wigs are so worried that the 'romance' is going to affect the future of the Twilight franchise they have gone to great lengths to split Rob& Kristen up or at the very least keep them apart. They are worried that if they split up in real life it will affect the on screen relationship and also the relationship will undermine the believability of the relationship between Bella & Jacob in the saga.

When New Moon had finished filming the studio 'orchestrated' it that Rob would be in New York filming 'Remember Me' & Kristen would be in LA filming the runaways. Apparently rumours that Rob was getting romantically involved with his co-star Emilie De Ravin & Kristen was getting back with her ex-boyfriend, Michael Angarano were also 'planted' by the studio bosses.

But 'they were too in love to let it go and overcame the distance and hooked up again as soon as they finished their respective projects'. Twilight insiders are responsible also for the rumour that Nikki Reed was attracted to Rob and jealous of his relationship with Kristen.

They want Rob to appear available to female fans.

When all else failed the studio took them aside and told them to keep their relationship under wraps. For now, they are lying low, having spent last weekend in a bed & breakfast in Vancouver (and yes @GossipCop proved this untrue)

So there ya go! Remember a puppy dies everytime you spend your money on these !!
Speaking of puppies I'm off to walk mine! Later xx

Big thanks to Bee over at The Irish Twilight Sisters

50 comments:

keti said...

I'm ashamed to say I'm from Australia!

Temptation said...

God I hate Photoshop, Hi KETI ... I thought these were US Mags......

Temptation said...

Sorry my bad, I missread it....we need to do something about it, it is getting very embarrassing ...

anonymous said...

Australian magazines ARE the worst.

@keti: I totally agree. I'm ashamed to say I'm from Australia too.

They definitely make up sh*t to make money. The magazines are not worth it. They're a waste of money!

Tessa said...

Haha i agree but at least it gives us a bit of a laugh when we stand at the checkout!

orion said...

Bloody Hell! What is happening here in Australia?!? these magz never stop, and they put that pic that is a fake. Oh My God!!
Hi, Keti!
Tempt, did u received the pics?

orion said...

Bloody Hell! What is happening here in Australia?!? these magz never stop, and they put that pic that is a fake. Oh My God!!
Hi, Keti!
Tempt, did u received the pics?

Unknown said...

@ keti & rochelle - Awww! I too am ashamed to live in Australia.

~kd

keti said...

Hi Girls!!!
Hope you had a nice holiday Tempt?

I'm so into the FF reading (Thanks Temp ) I"m reading Wide Awake ... its all I'm doing reading reading reading ....

Marna said...

What's so amazing is that the story is so involved, they really thought it out. They just didn't bother to use the truth in any of it. If whoever wrote it spent that much time working on a novel, it would be better than Twilight!

orion said...

I'm between FF and my 3rd book of Alexander...so Keti did you check for the tickets?

Temptation said...

Hi Girls --- Those pics are so scrummy....there is one that just makes me drool when I look at it.......Thankyou thankyou thankyou

Keti Holiday was good although my boobs got sunburnt and I discovered they have also shrunk....

Bad news is my son was attacked on Friday and ended up in hospital...it's been all over the news and in the paper...his Grandma is in Arizona and called because she saw it on CNN...how bizzare...

Temptation said...

Hey Keti the porn freak, have they finished The Office yet????? that is my favorite...

orion said...

I think I can guess what pic is? Tell me about your son Tempt

keti said...

@ TEMPT!! WHAT THA is your son ok ??

I Finished the office - fucking insane!!! loved it.

Wide awake is pretty good too.
yep love the porn lol lol

orion said...

I read the office too, and nooo she didn't bloody finish it!

Sam said...

ooooo i know someone has the exact picture of the one that was photoshopped! Post the link if you can! I have a ton of pics from that night at the Oyster/Raw Bar in vancouver- EXCEPT for that particular one- am i thinking of the right night?? on this pic?

Temptation said...

My daughter decided to throw a party on Friday without us being there. Brice and 7 of his mates acted as door people and she had a list, some guys showed up that were not invited, Brice told them to get lost. The party finished at 12.30am and while the boys were cleaning the garage 20 guys came out of the park and attacked them. They had brought steel poles and sticks and also bottles. My son was kicked in the head and number of times and they broke an artery and made a huge cut. My daughter was watching all of this happen so she is in shock. There was blood everywhere and the house was declared a crime scene because of the savageness of the attack. We got a call as Brice was going into the ambulance, unfortunately Hamilton Island only has one flight out, My husband and I do not look like we have been on holidays.

orion said...

we're talking about the pic that is on the cover of the 'Famous' magazine

keti said...

OMG TEMPT shit!

keti said...

gota go girls, chat too you 2morow tempt.

orion said...

My God!! Tempt, is he ok??

Temptation said...

No I am talking about the pics that Orion sent to me of Rob in his tracky dacks, the ones that were deleted from the site...

Temptation said...

He was let out of the hospital the next day, detectives picked him up and took his clothes and photos, they dropped him home. He is OK he is one very lucky boy and the doctor said that another centimeter and he would have lost his eye. My daughter is the worst she witnessed it and couldn't help, she is having nightmares and I noticed she is sleeping with her lamp on, my poor babies....

Temptation said...

The worst thing is that Adele may know a couple of the boys, I mean who would do that.....really scary stuff....the police said that it happens more often than we know.

orion said...

Poor thing! she must to feel guilty too. They found the guys?

Temptation said...

They have some leads, they said that they would be happy just to make one arrest to set an example. Adele is being very brave a number of times the people dont say anything because they dont want the hassle...

orion said...

How old is Adele?

Robs Australian Dominatrix said...

i'm from australia to and i stopped buying that stupid mag when they tried to tell us all that robsten were expecting a baby! if it doesn't come from the horses mouth i'm not interested

Temptation said...

Adele is 16, she is coming to Sydney to see NM with me.....

Acid Burn said...

isn't that image of him with the paper/script when he was in LA with tom just walking around???? it such an old pic as well!!

Temptation said...

Going to duck off and watch MTV awards on Foxtel....talk later..

Thanks for your concern girls...

keely said...

Oh my God, Temptation! I´m totally shocked about what happened to your son and daughter! I hope they both get well soon! Best wishes to them!

orion said...

That was terrible, Tempt. I wouldn't like to be on your shoes...when they call you from the hospital

orion said...

MTV AWARDS IN FOXTEL? WHAT CHANNEL?

JandR said...

I'm not ashamed to be Australian...Aussies are effing awesome!!! LOL

As for the mags they are all bastards, Australia, US, UK, everywhere in the world - they all dish up tripe that we as loyal Robsessors can smell as BS a mile off...
just saying...I wouldn't waste a cent on any of the recycled mag crap that keeps doing the rounds!

JandR said...

Sorry Tempt - just read all the posts...saw an online news article about it...they print way too much information in those reports don't they? Hope things are getting back to normal but what a shit end to your holiday! :-(((
Poor Adele....the guilt will make her feel worse...

Kate said...

HI Aussie ladies I didn't mean to make you feel bad :-( it's not your fault that the mags are printing this crap. I'm delighted to see that none of you are buying them. Maybe if everyone boycotts them they'll eventually stop printing the rubbish!!!!!!

JandR said...

Hi Kate

I didn't take offence - I love what you, Goz and Dani put up on this site for us.
I was talking tongue in cheek about Aussies awesomeness - joking is one of the things we do best - another is our built-in BS detector and sadly the Aussie mags are full of when it comes to Rob and Kristen.

We come here to get the real story and share our feelings with our Robsessing friends world-wide.
I'm telling you this blog is as much of an addiction for me as Rob is, so thanks for all you do!!! :-) I am proud to have met so many fantastic ladies on this blog - you know who you are and I just love you guys to bits!!!

Robs Australian Dominatrix said...

kate i emailed NW magazine and told them off for writing such bullsh*t and also told them i wasn't buying their crappy mag anymore because they're repeat offenders, no reply, not surprised.

QUEENS OF PATTINSON said...

Rob loves that Kristen can 'rock a mullet' <~ because thats what he's always wanted in a women, the fierce abillity to rock a mullet

noisefaidaus said...

Sounds like the the rag is ripping off a fan fiction!!!!

Linda said...

LOL. Sounded like they are talking about Bella and Edward, not Robert and Kristen.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

I don't get why this isn't illegal???

Haystackhair said...

Tempt, so sorry about your babies! Thank God they are ok! And these mags, crazy. Whoever made the manip should sue them. LOL. That would show them!!

Shani said...

This shit is worthless. Sometimes you just have to laugh at fools. ROTFLMAO.

Lina said...

you know, for a moment I was bought by this mag. but when looked at the picture closer - nahhh, it's photoshoped. photoshop work is not very clear here.
it's insane and sad. I just hope that Kris and Rob do not care much about these speculations and b....t.

egc1208 said...

i was sitting in cosmetolgy class! when one of my classmates walks in talking about how rob and kristen are engaged again (she had just read it from a mag cover)the other girl was like "i know right there so cute".

i was completely SHOCKED at how gullible they were!

i turned around and said "you know thats all fake tabloid crap right? i cant beleive u actually believe it"

they responded "i believe it because its in the magazine nd theres pictures"

i rolled my eyes and turned back around!

HOW STUPID! UGGHH I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE EVERY THING THEY READ! I GUESS THEY DNT BELIEVE IN PHOTOSHOP EITHER!

egc1208 said...

^^ this was from a Us mag though forgot to mention!

Anonymous said...

UNBELIEVABLE

It must be the new trend: when you buy magazine you get the Surprise gift, by using a mirror there's Rob! (plus the mirrorfaced crapwritting becomes Extra unreadable!)

Or it's about the Best mag status, beating the competition, since the brazilian mag "Atrevida" issue 181/2009 became so popular! (see previous Robsessed post September 7 "Photoshop Hell...Atrevida Magazine's "Special Edition" Cover"), followed by "OK" british? magazine (see Robsessed Sep 9).

But australian magazine goes ahead of all the crapazines, offering new possibilities, by "RobKris" photo-combination, for anyone who wants to be published with Rob, just send one of yours photos and it will be combined in any position with the crap text included!

 
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