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Oh God, I have tears in my eyes! Thanks for the laugh NW! The day I say "Can I be Stephanie Ritz for 1 day" you come up with this marvelous tale of how Stephanie is coming between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. God bless you and your creative writers!
Thanks to Irish Twilight Sisters for the scan and VictoriaRMiles for the tip :)