Robert Pattinson on The Cover of Italian Vanity Fair

All right I'll say it: I think the Stewart Shining photoshoot is mostly gay and cheesy... Phew... It's good to get it out :) Some pictures are OH HOT DAMN but the majority is lounge singer meets gigolo :)

See now this one is HOT:



This one is a mug shot:



And this one says I'll love you for a handsome fee :))



HQs:




Thanks to [info]freezing_82 in [info]lion_lamb for the scans and @twilightladies for the tip :)

Also thanks to Crooked Smile for sending me the similar scans in the morning :)

37 comments:

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

What is it about Rob hovering over a piano that sets my lady parts on fire???

Rawr!!!!

Gozde said...

ALL our lady parts are on fire :)

skorpia said...

Pretty WOman moment here-it involves the piano and those LONG fingers ... sweet oblivion!

jarkin33 said...

"And this one says I'll love you for a handsome fee :))"

that made me laugh out loud!
you crack me up!! if only it were true!!

Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I lurve you hard Gozde!! "I'll love you for a handsome fee" LMAO

you are truly all kinds of awesome =)

Ana73 said...

RPG - completely agree with you, fanning myself right now :))

goz - love your comments and your honesty.

RPLover said...

I agree with you, Gozde...but I've got the money if he's got the time!!! LMAO

N.D. said...

Brilliant, Godze :)

Gozde said...

LOL, glad you liked it :) Seriously, he is on a fur rug with his butt crack almost showing :)

And I'll get the money if need be! :P

selective_fox said...

In this one, he directly denies all the rumors.

Latebloomer said...

When oh when is he just gonna break down to his undies and give us a "money" shot on a nice furry rug, maybe? I really want to know if the boy is "more" than just a pretty face!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah said...

rob's.ass.

scrumptious.

:P

Sarah said...

i'm going to be a normal person now and go get some groceries. night bb's.


WAIT! Ques. I'm not exactly sure how late night shows work, but is anyone able to get a chance to go to one of the tapings, like for Jimmy Kimmel or whatever? My understanding is that stuff is from notification by subscription to these people way early on when you get tickets for a random date, and you may not know who is on the show? But I thought these shows usually get some fans of the actors/musicians who will be on.

Too old for this said...

Too funny, Gozde!

TINK said...

LMAO "ill love you for a handsome fee"...classic...but why do i still want to mount him in such a cheesy pic? i have no filters anymore

RPnKSaddict said...

He worries his asscrack is showing and we all drool at the thought of it.... Rug piture Oh yeah!!

The paino man is HOT!!

RPnKSaddict said...

*picture* soo brainfuddled can't spell

Loisada said...

Yep RPaddict: he worries it's showing then a cheesecake photographer shines the light right on it!

As my daughters sing song in one of their hopscotch chants: Gi goloooo, gi gi golo! Gi goloooo, gi gi golo!

Don't think any of us have the funds to crack that bank... damn! Maybe if we all chipped in we could afford one go-around for Gozde?!?

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Anonymous said...

I don't get the plaid shirt-lumberjack look on the fur rug. I mean, don't get me wrong, Rob looks good anywhere. It's just odd & cheesy. Doesn't Rob have someone to yay or or nay such shots? Or why can't he just say, sorry, not diggin' it. I mean seriously. They could have done something so much better. He just doesn't seem like the fur rug kind of guy.

Stacy said...

Interesting quotes in there from a friend that translated (I assume she's correct).

Gossip magazines and internet sites claim that you have a new girlfriend every week, or, alternatively, they say that you are with Kristen Stewart. What is it real?

“Nothing. I am single. Almost everything that came out about my private life is false. I think it happens because, really, there is no much to say about what I’m doing. While I am filming, I live practically reclused in hotel: I come out only to work, and sometimes to go out for dinner. But, if you read the magazines, it seems that I have a frantic high life.”

But, if you wanted, you should have no difficulties in finding a girlfriend.
“It was a lot easier before Twilight. Now it is damned difficult to go out with a girl. Nowadays, if I go out with a girl, immediately I have been photographed with her, then they begin to pursue her on Facebook, they found her email, perhaps they insult her. And her, at the end, will hate me. I don’t want to be hated and I don’t want to live secret relationships: too much effort. So, for now, no girls.”

What does your agent, your press agency, advice you?
“ I have no personal press agency and I want to avoid this. I have a clear idea in my mind: my life must not begin a reality show. In fact, if I see a photographer I go away. I give only a few interviews and I don’t do public appearences if it is not necessary for movies promotion. I don’t want that people get tired of my face.”

MMc said...

thanks stacey for the translation.

I'll never get tired of his face but I do think he is getting overexposed. So many tv shows refer to him and twilight and his pix is on ever magazine and tvmagazine show. It's too much really.

I mean - having a Barbie doll in your likeness??????? wtf??

Kat said...

I'd pay that handsome fee... how much and where do I need to send the check?

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indiegirl said...

i agree with Jen. im not a fan of any laying/sleeping photo of Rob but Rob with piano (and his finger) always kill me

Twilusted said...

"And this one says I'll love you for a handsome fee :))"

"They don't have gigolos like that in my catalogue"

Puahah...your hilarity kills me Godzie! I love you hard!

Cindy said...

I love the cover shot...ok not the red background but his gaze is mesmerizing and the fact that his right ear looks like the cutest most perfectly shaped elf ear ~ and I mean that with the utmost love & not an ounce of disrespect!

JJ said...

Goz--I would cash in my 401k for some of that lovin!

Babs said...

I knew it!! A lot of people (including myself) have been requesting an issue with RP to VF editor, and he said it was coming. Finally my subscription is worth its money LOL Can't wait to get my copy in the mail
Gozde I can translate it if you want :)

Tess said...

He actually looks like he's being cuffed in the last one... and not in a good way.

lotti said...

Hi Girls! I'm Italian (so sorry for my english!!) and I've just bought 3 copies of VF (you never know!!!). The interview is pretty old, and there are no news:( but the pictures are awesome, although they're old too. In Italy the movie is coming out on november the 18th , so only 2 weeks are missing and I can't wait!!! The day after I'll post news from the movie if you want...

lotti said...

Hi Girls! I'm Italian (so sorry for my english!!) and I've just bought 3 copies of VF (you never know!!!). The interview is pretty old, and there are no news:( but the pictures are awesome, although they're old too. In Italy the movie is coming out on november the 18th , so only 2 weeks are missing and I can't wait!!! The day after I'll post news from the movie if you want...

marya said...

well i actually like this photoshoot...i mean the picture on the cover of the magazine is HOT its actually one of my favorites...i love the tshirt hes got on...it fits sooo well...
the rest are meh...but man
have you seen his arms in the cover pic???? HOT DAYUMMMM!!! i just realized...hes got some muscle there...god i think i just fainted...

Kat said...

Thank you Stacy for sharing with us the translation.
It looks like there are some new information and I would love to read the rest of the interview in English.. who can translate it for us? thank you girls!

Babs said...

@kat

I've sent Gozde the translation of the whole article :)

It's a nice article, by someone totally unbiased who probably didn't even have a clue about who RP is. The journalist found Rob very funny, smart and, obviously, irresistible :)

angie-k said...

If all the Rob pictures were of the OH HOT DAMN! variety, I would never be able to get off the computer and function as a normal person. It is hard enough to stop gawking/craving/longing...

The cheesy ones come in very handy in my little fantasy world where I...

;-) oh hot damn! here I go again!

NibbleitPattinsonakaNebilet said...

God damn but you so would, wouldn't you without a doubt corrupt that boy and make him scream, Hell yeah, gotta be the rug shot for me. That ones going right in the dream file for use later hahaha, I'm soooooooooo robsessed!!! :0)

 
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