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59 comments:
That was so funny! :)
LMFAO...hilarious!
Ha Ha that was very good!! Jacob was hillarious XX and Kristen - "let's go eat some people" mwah mwah mwah LMAO X
Hilarious!
Booo, can't see the video
that´s really great!
LMFAO!!!!! Great! Still laughing.
Sooo funny :)
Most fun is when she gets up and dances off with let's go eat some people and they just sit there :D
Hilarious :)
Hilarious
LMFAO @ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdon't talk ur injured..and..mumble mumble twilight mumble oh yea
haha sorry my *don't* seemed to have gotten lost in my giggles..LOL
LOL - really funny
This is hilarious!!!! how can I post to my friends on facebook? can I or can I only email?
:D
So freakin' funny. I loved it!
Too funny!
That was GREAT! ROFLMAO!
Hilar! Thanks for sharing :)
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
That's just made mt day!!!
Jasper???
Carlisle's voice???
Jacob's abs???
The scene with Edward and old Bella???
The scene with Edward and Blade???
That was awesome!!!
sue
have facebook open, then go to you tube and type in the title of the video and then save to your facebook profile.
nice..stole for FB.
lol @ 'here comes the mumbling remix!
totally fab! Thanks for posting 'oh yeah' haha
Ha, I've seen that before. Still love the "Mumble lyrics" part at the end!
That was marginally cute......don't really like parodies.
Taylor is going to be on SNL tonight - I wish Rob had done it.
Where oh where is Rob today........what is he doing..........who is he with.........I miss him!
That's great - I love the music at the end
IKR femroc :( my guess is that he's still in LA as we haven't seen any papped pics of him leaving or arriving at any major airports! He'll probably be traveling soon though as xmas nears and I'm sure we'll get a few more "intrusive" pics of him, that'd be the only stuff we'll see until he starts shooting BA or at RM promo :|
Holy crap, I have tears that was too funny. Jacob and the abs. Jasper and the I think we might have set the building on fire. Old Bella's teeth falling out! I loved it. I think I might have to watch it again!
I agree with DeDe. He must be here in LA still. I could only wish I knew where to find him or accidentally bump into him. As if I'd do anything if I do see him and I really don't... I just die a thousand deaths each time I see him.
it was cute...
Femroc,
ITA, I miss him too, and assume he's still in LA..I know it's only been 8 days since the last intrusive pappz photos..thankfully for him he seems to hiding quite well.
I think last years drought was from about 12/22 through 2/9. It was brutal..I fear that's coming again...
Glad for him, sad for us...
Lady maybe he decided to be a "normal" vampire :P where sleeps during the day and only comes out at night?! lol
humm maybe you should stalk KS house? my guess he'd be hanging around there at least a few times heh
Dede, If I knew where her house is, I'd "accidentally" drive there too. You'd think the paps would know where that is and I'm sure they're stalking her already. I just need another chance to see him to actually approach him and say "hi."
That was really funny, I lve how they got exactly how Carlisle talks.
Last year at this time when Rob went home to London, nobody knew he was there until he was photographed in a pub (of course). Just because there haven't been any pictures of him at the airport, doesn't mean he's still in LA. He been able to sneak around before.
Yeah the paps do know I'm sure as I think I've seen a few pics of her arriving home from Vancouver
It'd be different though with a normal fan "accidentally" passing by, just don't go all "camping with a tent" and shit lol, laws probably prevent the paps from being around her house all the time, it's private property after all.
on second thought Marna could be right, I wasn't Robsessed *blush* this time last year(and had no access to his news) so maybe he does have ways of coming and going without being noticed even when traveling back and forth at major airports?!
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I remembered that they were able to track him upon arrival in London last year (short hair and guitar at hand). The only time they're not able to see him leave or arrive is when he's on a private or chartered plane (which have been few).
Well in a way I'm sticking to my first theory haha, as when the whole hoopla happened and people were guessing where he was after the NYC premiere I thought he was still there and thought that if he'd gone back to London or anywhere that we'd see him for sure! Some fans were adamant about him leaving without being noticed, I just didn't feel that, so I guess I will believe he left LA when we hear something about it :)
"shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
ahaha lmao
Here's a recipe for robcake
Ingredients:
* 2 cups boiling love
* 1 cup sense of humour powder
* 2 3/4 cups all-purpose patience
* 2 teaspoons of shyness
* 1/2 teaspoon stubborn powder
* 1/2 teaspoon of sex
* 1 cup smile softened
* 2 1/4 cups of talent
* 2 eggs XD
* 1 1/2 teaspoons old soul extract
* glaze beauty
Directions
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease 3 - 9 inch round cake pans. In medium bowl, pour boiling love over sense of humour, and whisk until smooth. Let mixture cool. Sift together patience,shyness,stubborn powder and sex; set aside
2. In a large bowl, smile softened and talent together until light and fluffy. Beat in eggs one at time, then stir in old soul. Add the patience mixture alternately with the love mixture. Spread batter evenly between the 3 prepared pans.
3. Bake in preheated oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Allow to cool.
Decorate the top .
bon appetit!
only a 1/2 tsp of sex?!!! :( I think Rawsexbert(hey I like that!! lol)
has a bit more than that dontchya think? :P
Priceless. LMAO
femroc-haha, marginally cute. I like that. Really, I'm not crazy about most parodies, but this one I thought was pretty funny.
Rob, we all miss you, but sincerely hope you are enjoying some much deserved down time. Here's hoping the sleazy paps continue to be foiled for a little while longer!!
YEAHH..i know but just beginning to cook so I have to watch the right proportions so probably too much sex in hight temp can lead to the cake explodes and my cookery get burned...
Papagaj: I was stupefied by your posting as I had just finished baking brownies with walnuts and caramel (scrumptiously delish! - how redundant can I get). Your recipe ROCKS!!!
this post made my day,more please
Jacob part the bestXD
LMAO! that was funny!
Oh definitely Papag, sex and heat are an extremely dangerous combination without Rob being involved lool now with Rob as part of your recipe & sex & heat *shock horror* we might just have an atomic bomb on our hands lol and we sure don't want that!
So, safe cooking fellow Robsessetees :D
Hahahaha! I haven't laughed like this since a long time ago! LOL! That was so funny! I loved when he made her shut up! It was a "Shhhhh" to long!!! XD
LMFAO, that was hilare!
I've been following this kid for over a year now and I do not believe he's ever gone undetected while flying into and out of America. He's the biggest star in the world right now and it's assumed he's having an affair with his leading lady and the celebrity press wants confirmation of that. The 'money' shot of the two of them could sell for millions. It's the most sought after photo in the world right now. If he's left LA, he would have been photographed. Unless he somehow managed to fly out of here on a Quidditch broom.
He's still here. But since were only two weeks from Christmas, I would imagine he's heading out soon. I would also imagine that if Kristen is planning on being with him, that they'll fly seperately.
They have no reason to be together now; no movie to film, no movie to promote. They get caught together now...what's their excuse? The press will be all over them like white on rice.
Poor things.
Nik
I see your point Nik. But should they be together, I can only support him. And yes, the paps will just be too glad to catch them for the money.
Well, I'd like to share with everybody my one and only Christmas wish: Meet and dine with Robert while he's here in LA. Is that too much to ask? Hopefully, Santa will be good to me. LOL!!!
Just curious, but why does everyone think Kristen will be with Rob for Christmas? She's very close to her family, I would think she would want to be with them for the holiday.
Well in answer to that question, when I was 19 & "in love" I would not have let my bf fly 1/2 way around the world to spend Christmas without me! I don't think so! Especially if he looked like Rob, lmao...ummm, no...not a chance! Then again Kristen is not at all the same as I was at that age, she's much more mature. So it's hard to say how they will handle the holidays. And we've all heard Rob say he loves independent women & doesn't like clingy ones, so there's another thing to consider. We'll just have to wait & see what happens. I just hope they are happy & enjoy their Christmas, they've certainly earned some down time!!!
Marna...
I'm not saying that they will be together at Christmas or that they even are together (although at this point, you'd have to be deaf, dumb, blind and in a complete state of denial, to not see that these two are more than just co-stars). What I'm saying is...
If IF they are together, then this would be their first Christmas together as a couple and why wouldn't they want to share that? Yes, she's close to her family, but she's not a little girl anymore and if IF she's gone and fallen in love with a man who's from another country, then from time to time, she's going to have to choose to be with that man over her mommy and daddy.
All of this is a big IF as we do not KNOW the status of their relationship.
Nik
If in fact the two of them have fallen in love, then you can pretty much disregard most of what he said concerning girls and relationships before this affair began. We think we have the answers, we think we know just what we want, and then we fall head over heals and what we thought we knew or thought we wanted...goes straight out the window.
I have to giggle when people throw Rob's quotes out there. Like you can hold anyone to what they said at such a young age. Like the assumptions that were made that he'd never have children because he didn't like them. How ridiculous. Was glad to hear him say that he did indeed want to be a father one day AND sooner rather than later.
I just keep seeing people saying that we'll know if they're together if Kristen is in London for Christmas, so I was wondering why so many people decided that would be proof. It just seemed kind of random to me, I agree that if she's there it could probably be taken as proof they're a couple, but if she's not there, I don't think it can be taken as proof that they're not. I was just curious about why so many people thought it would mean something.
That's just too funny:)
THANK YOU JC!!
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