*New* Robert Pattinson Interview With Translation & Scans From Norways Topp Magazine







Translation By Birgit
Cover:
Robert Pattinson
- I've never had my heart broken

Interview:
Headline: I'VE NEVER HAD MY HEART BROKEN
TOPP flirted with Robert Pattinson (23) in Los Angeles.
50% heartrob. 50% vampire. Why do girls all over the world fall in love with Robert Pattinson?

Robert loves you.

That was the first impression we got when we met the hearthrob in Beverly Hills for an interview. TOPP have met the 23-year old two times earlier, but we haven't been 100% charmed. But today, he is in a good mood. Robert leans back in his chair, crosses his legs and takes a sip from a bottle of Fiji water.

- Hi, Robert smiles flirty, and pulls his fingers through his signature messy hair.

When he plays the vampire hearthrob Edward Cullen, his face is painted white like a chalk, but today he is kissed by the sun with rosy cheeks.

- I've never understood why people think that vampires are sexy, Robert laughs.
- Pale white skin, what's so sexy about that? he asks and smiles. He knows very well that millions of teenagers all over the world disagrees with him.
- The first time I looked in the mirror after I'd got my make-up done for Twilight, I thought "Oh my God, what do I look like?!".

As usual, he's not very interested in talking about himself. He doesn't feel like a hearthrob, and he would never have thought the fact that he would become a teenage idol.
- If you had asked any of my old class mates, they would all have answered the same; that they never expected this from me, Robert laughs.

SUCKS AT DATING!
In Twilight, his acting skills were not the only thing that impressed, but also his musical talent. Many of his own songs are in the movie, and the fans are excited for more of his music.

- I've actually written a lot of songs lately, so I hope that I can release some music after a while, Robert smiles uncanny.

- But, I have to have the time to make the music, and at the moment I am busy with promotion and filming the Twilight saga.

He is irritatingly silent when we ask him about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. But considering his great mood, we think that their relationship is going very well.

What does your dream date look like?
- Oh, how difficult. I suck at dating. It's not the same thing in the UK as in the US. In USA you date a lot of people at the same time. If you do that where I am from, you are considered a slut.

So, you're the kind of guy that sitcks with one woman?
- One at a time, yes. Hehehe, Robert laughs.

The chemistry between Bella and Edward is like magic - what do you think is the reason behind this?
- Well, Bella is the first woman Edward ever has fallen in love with. Remember that he has been living for more than 100 years, so it's pretty special. A lot of times, you get absolutely obsessed with your first girlfriend. You get so obsessed that you ignore the negative sides about the person...

There's a lot of heartache in New Moon. Edward has to leave Bella even though he don't want to, and Jacob is in love with her. Have you ever gotten your heart broken?
- No, I haven't. Maybe a little bit. But I've never been completely heartbroken.
NOT DEPRESSED
Edward dreams about an eternal life together with Bella.

What do you dream about during the night?
- I don't dream much. I wish I dreamed more, but I haven't lately...

Are you afraid that people will remember you as Edward Cullen forever?
- I expect that people will connect me with him for a couple of years in the future. But one thing is for sure, if someone comes up to me in 25 years and calls me Edward, I'll beat them down, Robert laughs.

We have read a couple of interviews with you lately where you seems to be pretty sad about the situation you are in...
- Hahaha, you have read them too, yes? I have to admit, if you take every interview I've done lately and put them together, I sound like a suicidal person. But that is of course not the case. When I did these interviews, I was working a lot and was very tired. Now I see that i didn't sound very positive.

So, the fans can relax, you are doing fine?
- Hahaha, yes, I enjoy the moment - at least sometimes.

Thanks a million to Birgit for sending us the scans and doing the translation.
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9 comments:

TINK said...

"kissed by the sun with rosy cheeks"....swooooon

RPLover said...

it took 3 times to be 100% charmed? what is this interviewer made of, stone?! lol

my heart just skipped a beat at his answer to the music question! and I would pay good money to actually hear him say the words "suck" and "slut". ;))

AP said...

I am hanging on for the day when he finally has enough obscurity to front a band. Okay, so I'll be waiting forever. lol I'll take recording a few tracks in the meantime.

PhinPhan said...

I was just trying to count the eyelashes...he's got quite a few. Serious!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Total swoon! The first time I heard him say FUCK I almost peed my pants...then when he said pussy at comic con, that was it...died...he's said dick before...SLUT? He just needs to say all the words and be done with it!

RPLover said...

LOL, RPG, I agree! let's just mail him a dictionary and let him know we'll be waiting to listen to him read it! I swear I wouldn't get bored. ;)

Xylem said...

This is a great article and a great interview. I really see Rob in this.  Post media trained Rob that is.  Because I miss infiltered Rob so much, I feel the need to translate some of the hidden ROBISM Gems I see hidden in this interviews.  These are the things Rob really wants to say, but cant because Sumit owns him at the moment. You are welcomed, Rob.

" Robert leans back in his chair, crosses his legs and takes a sip from a bottle of Fiji water.". ROBISM: "look at her, look at her, she so wants me. I bet she's moist already"

" Hi, Robert smiles flirty, and pulls his fingers through his signature messy hair." ROBISM: " THAT should do it. Juices should be flowing nicely by now"

"- If you had asked any of my old class mates, they would all have answered the same; that they never expected this from me, Robert laughs." ROBISM: "Who's the loser now.? You see me? Hi, Hater! Hi, Hater!"

"SUCKS AT DATING" ROBISM: "correction, I suck whoever I'm dating. Gah! Who's translating this crap"

"I've actually written a lot of songs lately, so I hope that I can release some music after a while, Robert smiles uncanny."
ROBISM: "Not really, been too busy shagging my new girlfriend. Just wanted to know what millions of painties exploding sounded like.  Wow... That's an impressive sound"

"- But, I have to have the time to make the music, and at the moment I am busy with promotion and filming the Twilight saga." ROBISM: April fools! Told you I was busy"

"He is irritatingly silent when we ask him about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. But considering his great mood, we think that their relationship is going very well." ROBISM: "Wow, my new Kristen-inspired bitchface must be working cause she's backing off with the Kristen questions. Kris is gonna be so proud of me! Hey maybe she'll finally.... Focus Rob, Focus!"

"What does your dream date look like?" ROBISM: "Duh! 16 year old Kristen sans mullet in a short short dress... Basically, Kristen in 'Into the Wild' did this lady do ANY research before hand?"

"So, you're the kind of guy that sitcks with one woman?
- One at a time, yes. Hehehe, Robert laughs."
ROBISM: "Yes, thats my final answer. uhm, Kris will be reading this. Dos this chick think i'm gonna rat on myself?"

"Have you ever gotten your heart broken?
- No, I haven't. Maybe a little bit. But I've never been completely heartbroken. NOT DEPRESSED"
ROBISM: "Has she even seen what I look like in clean clothes? Lady, I break the hearts, not the other way around"

" What do you dream about during the night?
- I don't dream much. I wish I dreamed more, but I haven't lately..." ROBISM: "She hasn't really been listening to me.  I've been too busy shagging my girlfriend""!!! Can't really sleep during sex fests can you?...hello?"

"So, the fans can relax, you are doing fine?
- Hahaha, yes, I enjoy the moment - at least sometimes." ROBISM: "Yup, doing great! Will be doing even even better once you leave and I can resume the sexfest with my girlfriend Kristen James Stewart! Gah, does it feel good to say that.  I wish I could say it aloud, but Kris would deck me.  Coming honey!"
 
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Gwen Cooper 426 said...

@M, great Robisms! I can hear the sound of all those millions of exploding panties now! Very nicely done!

You just know there has to be some serious subtexty thoughts going on when doing interviews---jeeze, the looks R & K exchange sometimes. I'd bet money the number one thought is "WTF?".

Vicki said...

Minor detail: The beginning of the translation is wrong. "Robert er glad idag" doesn't mean "Robert loves you" but "Robert is happy/glad today".

Love this site, keep up the good work :)

 
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