Robert Pattinson Seeks Romance on CraigsList?

This scam (or joke) was too funny not to post :))




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Thanks to LauraLovesRob for posting this in the comments section :)

43 comments:

elikarae said...

I really hope someone replies to this.

Unknown said...

Okay, I am ROFLMAO! I will certainly maybe probably not answer the ad. :) Thanks for the much needed Monday afternoon giggle.

stunningpatty said...

LMFAO!!!!
Anda yaaaaa :)

Kate said...

Go on Goz reply, I dare ya!

dominique said...

Oh my, i'm gonna find and reply on this post. And we'll see who is it.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

As I said in the other thread.. All Rob has to do is visit this site and he would never me dateless again!

jmm4832 said...

OMG this is to funny!

Kat said...

Wait? It's not real... oh, now I'm embarrassed I responded ;-)

Cheeky Chops said...

hahahahahahahahaha Gozde, I seriously love you girl..this is about the funniest shyte I have ever seen..Robert, God love ya~!!!<333

heav85 said...

Ummm couldn't they haved used a better more recent photo. Don't get me wrong I love every pic of Rob, but come on.

Gozde said...

The comments are all messed up :( They load then disappear :((

Jeswah said...

That's hilarious :D

Cheeky Chops said...

@heav-I agree..they should have put the one where he's wearing the heart-shaped glasses..named the profile.."Hunky actor looking for soulful craig's list date!"

then in small print.."I'll bring the glasses if u bring the hooker boots..wachaaaaaaaaaaaa"

phosphorus said...

@ Gözde: Rob's hotness probably was too much, even the software got messed up.

twmmy said...

I think my daughter is fit for the conditions. Hmmm..... But she is choosey ! You must be handsome, polite and amiable. She will work in Bruxelles from february.

Magda09 said...

haha, that's funny :-)))

Gemgirl65 said...

WTH???? Wonder who did this? HI-larious! I want one. Shall we all reply?

LauraLovesRob said...

im glad everyone else is finding it as hilarious as i did! i feel slightly famous now ive had something posted on robsessed lol. :-)

Cheeky Chops said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb0n7GAkYhA

Sorry guys, I had too pass it along..don't shoot the copy and paster..it was just too funny..and I love love love Shane Dawson~!!!<333

Maryann said...

Lmao this IS hilarious. Yep Rob cannot get a date so he has to advertise on CraigsList lol. Hysterically funny!

OK I see he want's someone who plays any instrument, hey Rob why not get someone who's willing to learn it? You could teach me...yanno, imagine all the fun that would be..and more *winks* lol.

Yep I HOPE someone answers LOL!!

Loisada said...

As I laugh I'm cringing a bit, hoping the nut jobs who put this up won't be releasing any heartfelt responses they might get. I can see some young naive Robsessors getting their hearts doubly and publicly broken! (Don't forget to use aliases ladies!)

LeslieHeartsRob said...

I almost spit my coke out of my nose!!!! This is soooo freakin' funny!!!! Someone totally needs to respond and let us know!!!! Oh, my nose hurts now...

LeslieHeartsRob said...

Ya know, I just thought of something...I could totally see either Sam, Marcus, or maybe Tom doing something like this for a laugh! I know my friends would if it were me!!

dominique said...

I've already reply. I promise i will tell you what will happenden.

Untamed said...

@Kemberly. Where the hell do you find this shit?! haha

Anonymous said...

i'm dying to know who did this. i think i love them...

Loisada said...

Dear former theater actor,

I am a currently single, well educated, physically well off lady looking to get lucky. Some of my fellow actor-loving friends pushed me onto Craigslist because they’re convinced that most of the men replying to the “Just Looking to Get Laid Tonight” ads are really looking for long-term partners but just don’t know it yet! Perhaps you fall into that category?!

My dream is to be with someone who inspires me to stop obsessing over younger men and just get busy loving on them! My musical inclinations are pretty much limited to late-night moaning arias, but I’ve been told they’re very inspiring! Which doesn’t mean I can’t be discreet, if you’re into the whole hush-hush thing. If you think I might be someone who could share your passion, please email some more information about those thank you bites!

Cheeky Chops said...

hehehehe Jules..ppl send me the links since they know how much I love Robert Pattinson :)..course most are smartass guy friends of mine that think the shyte is funny..blah..but oh well..I reap the benefits ;)..anything about Robert makes me happy :)

LeslieHeartsRob said...

@Loisada - LMAO!!!!! That is perfect!

Cheeky Chops said...

hahahahahahahahahahaha@Loisada

NO U DIDN'T..OMG~!!!

Untamed said...

Kemberly, this is for you! We are not 12.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy8YRq0dRiI

@Loisada, LMFAO!

crazy vamp said...

WHEEEERE is the reply button?
I fit the description!! I do! (well, he did not say anything about age rage, did he? nooooo...so...:).
I'm the one he is looking for, I'm sure...
Now, let me see, what about the DH? And the kids? Well, the kids will looove Rob, after a short time, not so sure about DH... hmmm...

PhinPhan said...

Good one Loisada: here's mine

CraigList Repsonse to
Post1495273902

Liked your ad. I'm into romantic vampire movies, dirty/messy hair, guys that play guitar (I'm currently taking banjo and accordian lessons), facial hair (on men only) and travelling the world. I enjoy washing/mending clothes and giving driving lessons. I'm also good with a stun gun AND sling shot when the need arises (read: nosey people). Would love to get busy with you. Oh...and Must Love Dogs.

Unknown said...

@twmmy Cool! I'm from Belgium :) So if she needs some help, she can call me!

Cheeky Chops said...

OMG I love Kevin Smith~!!!

S said...

LOL...I wonder if anyone will reply if someone responded. Through gmail you can actually track the location where the email is coming from...so if it's coming from LA...it would be funny!

Anonymous said...

@Annelies
Just wanted to say 'Hello' to a fellow Belgian Robette ;)

M_Doll1971 said...

I sooo wanted to reply so I went into the site... clicked on the reply to box....got an address to reply to and it said web address no longer exists or something like that.... LMFAO! I was going to put in some real funny comeback to the ad! Where do you lot find these things for this site - totally wild! Keep the good work up guys cause this was mwah mwah mwah

skorpia said...

OMG!!! Thats hilarious-ok you know you guys replied just for sh!ts and giggles! I wonder how many replies he got!!

Shani said...

"I just might bite you, to say thank you". ROTFLMAO

Yes craiglistRob please take me. LMAO

People are so funny.

ROX0706 said...

1st time posting a comment here and all of you are hilarious....just made my day :D

GVIRGINIA said...

I think that my niece Ondy it`s just perfect for you! ...she is 19, loves music, tall, beautiful,and single! Ahh and she loves to read vampires stories so, she won`t mind if you'd bite her, I'm sure. Well, you can even bite the whole family..if you'd like..starting with me. You can look for us in Venezuela...please call!

Unknown said...

@summerc79 Hi there :) So, where are you from? I'm currently in Leuven :)

 
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