From Now Magazine:
Jason Gardiner has revealed that would pick ‘powerful' Taylor Lautner over ‘pasty' Robert Pattinson for a slow smooch on the dancefloor.
The sharp-tongued Dancing On Ice judge exclusively revealed to Now his crush on Taylor, 17, who plays werewolf Jacob Black in The Twilight Saga: New Moon.
‘Taylor Lautner would be my ideal dance partner because he looks amazing. He's big and strong, enough to turn me on!' laughs Jason, 38.
However, Jason isn't so kind when it comes to Taylor's sexy co-star Robert, 23 - aka Edward Cullen.
He says: ‘I don't get the whole Robert Pattinson thing, he's pale, pasty and pathetic. I want a man with a good complexion and a powerful body and he doesn't have either.'
Gozde: If you are like me and have NO idea who this prick is, apparently he is a judge on "Dancing on Ice" (and yeah i don't know what Dancing on Ice is either :)). I can see how a gay man might not find Rob sexy. He is on the hoboliciously dirty side to appeal to gay men but the pathetic one here is Jason for sure (and I'm not even talking about Taylor STILL being 17 years old). Drop the Rob word get in the press...and it works, see we are writing about your tanning bed orange pathetic ass...
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68 comments:
What a fucking perv he is.. I don't think Taylor would be happy.... And believe me Rob is losing no sleeptiber this guys sorry ASS...
I SO hate this guy! He's basically the SImon Cowell of the programme. Dancing on Ice is a prgramme where celebs learn to ice skate and compete against each other each week. Like "Dancing with the stars" except it's on ice.
I meant over.... iPhone ra-tard.
please hit the man with a hammer!
Ok, more than a little creepy... Perv is right, RPG.
Look how freaking cute Phillip Schofield is with his grey hair. I grew up crushing on that dude on a Saturday morning...
As for Jason Whateverhisnameis... what a douche.
I know quite a few gays who crush over Rob and one of my closest one has rewatched Little Ashes 10 times because of it =))
Umm, notice Rob's pix? Kinda looks like his middle finger is pointed straight up... Very appropriate here, Goz!
What the fuck does this pathetic faggot, tyke (:)) think he is???? yeah Taylor is strong and big and he stands on a box a wears thick soles and still is shorter than Rob! Oh what a looser! Like anyone would give a damn what does this bloody bastard have to say! (showing him the middle finger!)
...no oaktree will be irritated by a filthy, stinking boar...
Two words..
Hair
Envy
Who did choose this pic of Rob? With his middle finger up?? Somehow it fits... I think... ;)
What a douche bag...never heard of him. For your info idiot...Taylor isn't big
LOL @Suz! Definitely hair envy! :)
This dude is so shallow he doesn't see how pathetic he is..I guess he only looks for buffed guys then..and er..when was this interview conducted...and how OLD is this dude..perving over a teenager? Pedophile much?
What a dickhead!! Just dropping Rob's name to get some publicity for a show that no one watches...pathetic!! Ass clown!
And that was the perfect picture choice!! Give him the what for Rob!!
Ew! Taylor is 17. This guy is about old enough to be his father. Disgusting Chester the Child Molester.
Suz - LOL!
This is just creepy listening to this guy drooling over Taylor, if this was a straight man drooling over Miley Cyrus or some other girl her age, people would be up in arms about it, & he would end up having to apologize for being a perv. Lets see if the same thing happens to a gay man.
I don't think Rob is going to lose any sleep because the perv doesn't want to fuck him. LOL
This dude is an asshole extraordinaire, a tosser, loser.
The jealousy is oozing out of him, like @SUZ says: two words...Hair Envy. LOL
And what this horses' teeth, baldy, and sleeping on the tannig bed gay may know. Millions of girls and women all over the world can be wrong about they feeling (for Rob).
The guy is obviously jealous, Rob has everything he doesn't have + he is drooling over a 17-year-old BOY! Disgusting
And Gozde, thanks for the rob pic ;) It is how all of us feel.
And more important,who givs a fuck about what he thinks...
Get a life Jason - oh I know how to get in that papers I will diss the hottest piece of patty around at the mo - that's how sad I am!!!
I wouldn't take any notice of this idiot - no-one in the UK does... he's just a saddo camp ice dancing judge.
Put it this way, I don't think Rob will lose any sleep if this guy doesn't fancy him.
Oh, and I don't suppose Taylor's bothered either!
LOL!!!
This is the first time I've heard of this man. He doesn't deserve our outrage. He's obviously seeking publicity and he's (sadly) succeeding because I'm one more person who became aware of his existence. UGH!
CREAP!!!
Yawn, this is what Jason does - makes nasty comments about people to get attention (usually to their face). He thinks it makes him cool. It doesn't.
But don't diss the show, Dancing on Ice is ace ;)
First of all besides loving everything about Rob, I have always admired his beautiful complexion which doesn't need any make-up to be perfect and his tall slim stature. This guy even mentioning that Rob has a pasty complexion is showing what an idiot he is cause that is his stage make-up for Twilight(and by the way he is still beautiful in his vampire make-up)
HA! Robert is pale, pasty & pathetic? I know who this guy is, and trust me he's not exactly one to say that Robert doesn't have a powerful body or good comlexion! Look in the mirror hunnie. Rob would bitch slap your gay ass to the floor ;D haha
That guy is just jealous like lots of guys are jealous of Rob because women are nuts about Rob.
Also Rob has hair and bald men are frequently jealous of men with hair.
LMAO~!!!
Even Goz got pissy over that one *golf-clap*
Taylor *RUN* there's an arse-bandit after you....
this guy is envious and seeks attention...agree with the comment "HAIR ENVY" ....and btw, it's pretty silly to like someone for body...besides, Rob has natural men's body (i prefer that than big muscles)he's the most interesting guy ever with many talents
someone forgot to tell that dude that no one cares what he thinks!! especially when his envy talks for him!!
I'm sure Rob won't mind leaving the..um...heavy lifting to Taylor. ;)
OK - don't know who this Ass is but he obviously doesn't realize that the character Rob plays is pasty white - ooh, lucky Taylor, a gay man is picking him over Rob!
eww
Second time this week I had to comment like that--what is this--gross us out week?
I'm so tired of this namedropping thing. And I find it disgusting if a grown man drools over an underage boy who should still play in the nursery.
what the hey! rob has a perfect complexion,flawless you would even lick his butt :) rob has a perfect body made for makin love :) and not for wrestling.
my fav pic check his lovely arms
http://www.mtv.com/photos/robert-pattinsons-photo-spread-in-dossier-journal/1608829/3803962/photo.jhtml
Well said gozde!fuck him!yeah gay men seldom go for the rough and ready man's man type!creep!poor taylor...i hope his security is well armed so as to keep pricks like this as far away as possible!
Oh my!
Thank you , Lexie. Niiiiiiiice.
Goz, you are on fire today. You crack me up and truer words were never said.
wtf? am i gonna be sorry for those words?..from that unimportant person?..noooo...just ridiculous..just nevermind..
Love you Rob..Love every little bit of you!!
Bleh.. Sounds like Mr. Gardiner has spent way too much time thinking about a minor.
Somebody call Child Protective Services on that dirty old man...
this man is pathetic...he needs to insult Rob to be famous...and he's a disgrace to the gay community
Jason, has somebody ask for your opinion???
Godze, your comments were so funny!! And I like that picture with the big hammer on that sorry a** Jason! How dare he insult our Rob! No idea who he is or the said show he's on.
WHO? WHAT? WHERE? WHEN?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!
Somebody call Chris Hanson because Tay Tay is underage.
Rob has a flawless complexion. WTF is he talking about?
And if either one of them ever wanted to go gay they sure as hell wouldn't pick this dickhead.In your dreams buddy. LMAO
We have just found a new FAMEWHORE.
"Sharp tongued???" What about slow witted!
We don't need for you to "get it" because there are plenty of us who do!! (Thanks LHR-dickhead is my choice of word for this douche as well).
ok.... so maybe thats why i dont like the way lautner looks...
that whole muscle thing looks soooo
gay to me.... yuck!
still, taylors daddy ought to whip this dudes ass....
i've never seen the show, but i dont plan to...
OH WAIT... isnt Taylor a martial arts junior world champion three years in a row?
hmmmmmmm...
KICK HIS ASS TAY TAY !!!!!!!
@jc
No problem babe...I do what I can to expand our vulgarness!
I`m just that fucking considerate...
;)
what a douchebag...
Perv... famewhore... idiot. In no particular order.
So, he doesn't like pale and pasty. Does he realize that most people with Western European roots are genetically that way? That it's an adaptation to the fact that there isn't much sun? Does this mean he thinks an entire continent is pathetic???
Sorry, but I'm not going to spend all my time and money in the tanning booth destroying my skin or poring endless chemicals over me to not look pale and pasty. Deal with it, dude.
Somehow, I imagine that Rob is wiping sweat off his brows that he doesn't have to worry about this moron. Poor Taylor. Roundhouse kick his ass back to whatever hole he crawled out of!
BWAHAHAHA! Clearly,This guy is into muscles. Tit for tat. Im not getting riled up over some guys preferences. To be honest-Taylor is more my type, I like muscles and a tan. ROb won my heart-this guy is (generally to be honest) SOOO not my type but Im robsessed. My mom thinks I lost my mind. So do I! Happily twitterpated with a gangly,akward,charming,funny,eloquent,a bit of a smartazz,intelligent bookworm who's the classic renassiance man. I always thought ROb was born in the wrong century. But I was born in the right one:)
Oh yeah-and Im sure ALOT of gay men are lusting after ole Roberto. Rob is the ONLY guy I know thats sexy DIRTY AND SQUEEKY CLEAN! Great photo! flip em da bird,sit and spin man-
I'm sorry I missed the note about the natural gas shortage... I mean that is why this guy to talking out of his A$$ right?
Late to the convo as usual... Let me see... is it the doofy looking guy??? with the stupidest look on his face commenting on Rob's looks?
He using the word "Pathtic? Mmmm...Is he discribing the character or the actor? He seems to be getting them mixed up and why do these sad looking attention seekers always pick on him...
Who is more pathtic... someone who's trying to ride on Rob's popularity to get attention... Oh so sad... I've never heard of him and would anyone notice him if he didn't say the nasty thing?
He is just plain horrible! everything he said was inappropriate and frankly to me, very seedy ~ come on! TL is only 17 years old!
He has had his say (name dropper extraordinaire)and managed to look an absolute eejit!
well, my several gay male friends find Robert gross too. lol So, I'm not too surprised by his reaction. But man, cool it on the 17 year old Taylor...
Goz, you picked the perfect Rob shot in response to old Pervy there. I'm surprised the producers of his show haven't jumped down his throat for that completely inappropriate comment about a MINOR boy's body--radio DJs have gotten fired in the past for racy comments about the then underage Olsen twins, why not this pervert?
I'm pretty sure Rob wouldn't give a damn about this douche's comments about him.
Rob news must really be slow if this idiot gets a mention :(
Well, coming from a jerk like this I think it's a compliment. I just have one thing to add: poor Taylor!!!
Hey Twilight Treasury here... Dancing on ice is a UK programme that's mega popular, but the judging is like a pantomime. Jason is the 'baddy' so always says bad things about pretty much everyone. It's his 'thing' and its actually quite funny cos everyone is ready to boo him no matter what he says. He just likes to be controversial :)
Yes, Jason is a sad loser.
I love DOI and train at Torvill and Dean's home ice rink in Nottingham. On the tour, Jason is the least popular judge, and the least credible.
He's just trying to be provocative.
Both Robert and Taylor have enough to do, without risking life and limb on the ice. Celebrity skaters HAVE sustained serious injuries on the TV show and tour.
Pffff...
I don't even know that guy.... but all I can say is... Pffff...
cullenlover07 you are so right. Who gives a shit about this man(girl)?????
If this guy put a hand on Taylor, Taylor would drop him like the marshmallow he is. :)
oh men do ypu think you know something pfff shut up this guy is number one accept it
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