Rob needs to do one of those Austin Powers videos, where he walks around nude and stands in front of dozens of phallic symbols to emphasize his goodies. Of course, a good ole Play Girl spread would do as well;)
@Gwen Cooper 426, it's totally not weird. It looks really cool when he's running. But the bathroom shots are the best for me, really hot. And those white pants!!!!
Rob is not safe for work? Yes, I confirm. I was all day distracted at work by yesterday's events that I practically did nothing.What is he doing to us?
I don't know about you, but that bathroom looks gross. That tile grout looks filthy. I wouldn't want to take a bath in there. I hope that poor model didn't get an infection from laying in that tub. Personally I would think that photo shoot must have been painful for Rob. He's 23. Hormones. Hello. I wonder if it really was 12 hours. 12 hours! Geez. Hey and what is it with the stupid editor for "Details" magazine. That vagina quote was taken out of context. They left out the punch line of Rob's joke. How dumb.
And I haven't been back on since I had my little melt down on Saturday night (comparing him to John Mayer indeed. Horseshit! Sorry 'bout that) But I've gone around the net and thus far, this thing hasn't gone viral. Meaning that the legitmate news agencies haven't picked this up and run with it. Doesn't mean they won't, but they haven't thus far. Whew!
But I read something on RPG's blog and she may have said it here somewhere but even so, for those who haven't seen it...
There's an old english joke that goes something like this...
Man walks into a doctor's office and says, 'I'm allergic to vagina.' Doctor says why? Man says, 'Whenever I see one, I swell up and want to rub.'
Get it? Means having a massive reaction to vagina. Or something like that.
This kind of reminds me of that time Rob said all 'kisses' eventually turn to hell. Did that mean he hates kissing? Don't think so. I took it to mean, kissing makes him want to do 'other things' and for whatever reasons, he just couldn't at the moment. Ergo, you are in hell.
Anyway. You're just too witty and cerebral for this dumbdowned world Rob.
Good luck with this fame thing you got going on. 'Cause if you keep on talking (and I hope you do), you're gonna be misinterpreted over and over.
Either that, or join the party and dumbdown a bit.
Is it my imagination or can we see some of that "reaction" in the bathroom shots...the one where hes standing up?
I am sick of dissecting this whole thing...let them think what they want...they're idiots...I just want to enjoy a beautiful photoshoot and an interview that made me laugh!
the details video is hot.have to admit that I used the pause button very often to just see him in different poses. I would've wanted to been a fly that day and just follow him. Even when he is running make me crazy. so jealous of the model that hold his beautiful face. Would give anything to feel that soft,thickly scruff.
And speaking of 'sparkling peen', did you ever hear about that hairbrained idea I came up with about opening up a sex shop called...'The Sparking Peen.' And that's all we'd sell, sparkling peens; all colors, all lenghts, all widths, all textures, cut, uncut, some would twirl, some would sing, for those who are history buffs some could recite The Gettsyburg Address (far be it from me to judge what gets ya off) Just a little something for all tastes and speaking of, some would come flavored. Some would shoot out...(well. that's probably a private discussion). We could even make it a 'Build A Bear' kinda thing. Ladies could come in and design their own. And of course, give it a name. I call dibs on 'Fifty Shades.' Fifty Shades of OH!MY!GOD!
I really think I'm onto something here. My reasoning was, if Summit can whore him out by plastering his face on everything from candy bars to jewelry boxes to lip gloss, why can't we sell pretty dildos based on what we all imagine to be...Edward's pretty sparkling peen?
Now I ask you. This is America dammit. The home of the 'Mom and Pop.' Whadda ya think? You in? Hey, I'll bet this is something that Rob might actually get behind. Maybe we could even get him to bankroll the whole thing. Well. He's making money and he's got to start investing.
@nik, LOL.You have something there. is it going to be an authentic Edward sparkling peen too? That's worth a lot ;)Imagine Robs face when he hear this.
I swear to god, I think he'd go for it. We'd make enough money from the first one that we'd end up a chain and then we could all retire. He'd make enough that he could then fund his own production company (and would never need to go out and hustle another backer). Hell, after all that there'd probably be enough left over to fund health care. 'Cause you know these suckers would sell. And sell. And sell. You wanna know what's really scary? I think this is actually a viable idea. I do. It would work.
As for the vagina joke. I'm now scrolling around the threads and I see that yes, it was mentioned. What I didn't know is that he was telling the joke but Jenny left off the punchline. Is that really true?
Well. If someone brings it up (and yes, I'm talking to you ladies of The View), he'll just need to tell the whole joke and be done with it.
People seem to be calming down and realising it was a joke...even the majority on the AT boards are defending him which is unusual...sure theres a few kristen fans delighted with the fuel but otherwise its nowhere near as bad as I thought!The only ones bashing him are calling him stupid which just about spells out their intellect...probably didn't even understand the article nevermind his humour!I really think this can be forgotten about in time...people can be so hysterical...I am totally bored with it now...all the negativity tainted it for me because I got the joke and thought the rest of the article was inspired so I guess that'll teach me to go looking for other people's opinions!From now on I'm only visiting here and RAoR...otherwise I'll need to take out a mortgage for headache tablets!
I'm sure he spoke about the sex toys in the Up Close and Personal interview with Carrie Keagan...........funniest interview ever.......especially VILF's.....Lol.
@nik,what are we waiting for? I would love to do that with you.We just send Rob a proposal and explain the idea ;) they're gonna sell like crazy.He is always making top list in everything ;) Just think about how the measuring is going to be, LOL
Rob stated at one time that with so many interviews people want to hear something different every time and I think that is why is goes off on these tangents of deep thinking and quips that are hard to understand why he said such a thing, maybe that's how is mind works when he is "hung over", another thing I am sure his mother did not want to hear. I bet she has already talked to him about the whole interview.
@annieforpatty & @n6 - Will you accept prototypes? Have the specifications been written yet? What qualifications must your suppliers meet in order to be considered?
Perhaps a conference is in order. The modifications will be exacting and testing in the field must also be accomplished. Is there a check off list yet?
Like MotU's Fifty said, "We aim to please."
Oh, please, please share your intelligence. Who is taking notes?
Sarah... Yeah. I think this whole thing is gonna blow over too. What got me steamed though was when some were comparing him to that pig, John Mayer. Now THAT is something I won't let slide. For that, I will have (and was on my way to) a meltdown.
And Loisada... Damn! Damn! Damn! Someone has beat us to the punch, huh? Shit! But do they have a store? Hmmm? And why am I not surprised that Rob has already brought up the idea of sex toys? But don't you worry babe. Ours won't be cheesy and they would work.
But...uh...were gonna need your assistance here with the prototype; photos and molds in various stage of...uh...well...saluting the ol' general (if you get my drift). And as you can see, you've got plenty of ladies here more than willing to jump in and 'give a hand' (if you get some more of my drift). What say you Rob?
And Delle1... I never saw that interview. More damn! I'd ask someone to put up a link to it, but I have trouble following links. Hell, I can barely follow a thought. And that's 'cause they come flying in and out of brain too fast.
But I definitely think this (The Sparkling Peen Sex Shop) is something that we might want to bring up and discuss at the next meeting of the NB's.
I'll bring the 'jizzy pops.' Well where the hell do you think I've been since late Saturday night? I had to have him cum, I mean come, over and replenish my supply.
Love the way he keeps looking down at his crotch in the bathtub pix and they way his pants kinda bulk up sure makes one think something big is going on there!!!!!!!!
I'm sure he was nervous about doing it and got drunk the night before and 12 hours of naked women would be any man's dream. I wonder what he DID say to them - he said he had no idea what to say to them. They look very professional and they probably knew just what to do - he was the one who was a fish out of water with the whole deal. That in itself is very sexy. He's sure getting quite an education with this fame thing.
@nik, well since he is in London right now and it's not far from my country,I accept the job for the making of the prototype, taking photos and molds and surly I can give a hand if he need it ;)
Sorry Nik, Just got back to this...it's an awesome idea...but the sparkly peen does already exist online, but only online...an actual store??? Could work!
I love the whole "cast" thing from High Anxiety...apparently those are real...your lover inserts his into a plaster mold, and when done, you have a beautiful rubber replica of the peen you want..
Oh my head aches and turn off the bright lights might be enough distraction from the models. Don't know. My husband thought it would be real hell for a young man like that to be with every man's fantasy (2 naked women)and have to exercise so much control. How do you control the arousal? The white pants are really nice. I'm looking there too.
Nik6, if your still here I found the interview with Rob talking about sex toys... "Full T4 Interview with Robert Pattinson". The interviewer is Steve Jones.It's a great interview.
I'm trying to be productive here (do a little editing) and keep an eye on the thread at the same time. So then. Now I'm gonna have to start another fic? Crap. High Anxiety is it? Well. If I must. And I don't care what other piddling efforts these crackpots have come up with. I still say our sex shop would blow them all out of the water. 'Cause nobody can out 'crackpot' us (especially if we can talk that little crackpot, who's currently running around London, to come on board)
Now back to this photoshoot... Take a real good look at those photos of him with the chick in the tub (god. I love those shots). Follow his 'sight' line. What is he looking at? What's it look like he's aiming to poke with that finger of his? It's so cute. He looks so tentative. Hates vaginas my ass. My instincts have always said, THAT is a pussy man.
And yeah, makes perfect sense that he'd get shitfaced the night before. If I were gonna be spending a 12 hr. day getting my pictures taken with a couple of nekkid men up in my face, I'd need a little assistance too. He couldn't show up drunk as that would be unprofessional. But a good hangover? That's manageable.
I'll see what I can manage. That would be a fun one to see.
And hell yeah to the Craigy. Love that man. I so want him to get Rob on his show one day. He thinks that all these modern vampires are douches (and I'm guessing doesn't have much use for the actors playing them) and I just think if he could actually meet Rob, he might still think the modern vamps are douches, but he'd be charmed by Rob.
Rob lovers come in all shapes n' sizes...and skellypeeps. ;) BTW Rob-cano, I love it!! hahaha
gotta take care of some RL, but I'll bbl-thanks for making me laugh, Martini, you stopped me from starting up an argument a couple of threads below this one. *chants*not gonna fight, not gonna fight...
Yes nik! I would love to see Rob on Craig. He does great interviews because they *aren't* interviews - he just talks to the people. From what I've heard, people love going on his show just for that reason. No agenda, who knows where it's going to go, but it's always hilarious.
That's one of the great things about Craig, he makes it look so effortless, like everything that comes out of his mouth is something he just thought of. Nothing looks planned or rehearsed. Like you said, 'just talking.'
They should have given the Tonight Show to him. But he wouldn't have taken it. Wouldn't have stabbed Conan in the back like that. Leno would bury his grandman to get what he wants. Don't let that affable FACADE fool ya. That's one self serving, ambitious, calculating and stab a friend in the back SOB.
I agree, I don't think he'd ever have taken it. That whole late night thing was just a debacle.
Another thing I love about Craig is that he's so self-depracating! But he is so effortless in his talent. (You read his book? Great read; real insight into him as a person.)
yeah baby yeah! Delle1 he is gorgeous but...He's also hawter than a geiser in the middle of yellowstone in the wintertime! Whooo Baaaaabeeeeee! I love the Eclipse stuff and there are some kissy face ones in the meadow! Why haven't we gotten these yet? Whyyyy???? I love it that he's worried about what his Mum will think! also...was thinkin' bout this on the way to work this morning...always think about Rob in the car on the way to work in the a.m...he says he was hung over for the shoot so he and his mates must've taken him out the night before to celebrate the ....VEJAYJAY'S he was gonna have to be around for 12 hours the next day! If truth be known and this is Robert we're talking about here, they were problly only planning to drink and celebrate the night before, him fully intending to be awake and aware the next day or maybe not since he's got those allergic reactions to the VAJAYJAY's of the world. Poor Baby...I wonder if he's seen his Dr. about an allergy pill for that!? LOL@Robert! You're the guy Rob! I love you to bits you big freakin' movie star!
@Nikola gawwwd woman it's abouttime! where the fawke have you been? LOL@Niks Idea of the Sparkly Peen Shoppe! you were going to spell it with 2 p's right and an E on the end English version? anyway...'We could even make it a 'Build A Bear' kinda thing. Ladies could come in and design their own. And of course, give it a name. I call dibs on 'Fifty Shades.' Fifty Shades of OH!MY!GOD!' and.... ' why can't we sell pretty dildos based on what we all imagine to be...Edward's pretty sparkling peen?
Now I ask you. This is America dammit. The home of the 'Mom and Pop.' Whadda ya think? You in?' Oh yeah Nik I think you do have something here and if we work really hard, *pshhhhffft* snickers ludicrously, maybe Mr. Schmexy will take heed and notice and get in on the action and deliver us some of his own hand castings of the orginal, the one and only, one of a kind, Sparkly Peen! and yeh, I think he would make some sort of gesture, in our direction to give us a heads up on the whole thing...you know like a secret look towards the cameras only meant for the NB's on this site and this site only...lets see what could he do to let us know he's behind us all the way? ohhhh...I don't know maybe he could hold up a sign with a wheelbarrow + butter and let the press try to figure that one out! LOL@us alll! whaddya think Nik? I like your idea. I like it ah-loht! yeah I thought the bathroom shots looked like MoTU also...models hands up against faucets? looks like D/s stuff...had to look again to be sure and yeah I saw his line of vision and where he might be looking...she's got that leg up and he's lookin' right there. I can't even imagine the conversation goin' on during this...he's hung over and all excited at the same time. Poor Baby I'll bet he'll think 2wice about agreeing to do something like this again in the near future. when did he do this one anyway anyone know? had to been a couple wks ago? or mth ago? anyway I'll throw in my lot with ya, Nikola...I'll frow in wit'cha!
Shani & anyone reading that LA Times article, check out some of the comments posted. They are very pro-Rob and supportive of the Details interview. ; )
@everyone! has any of you NB's read my post on biel's youtube acct. about experiencing Rob-mata? I just remembered I haven't shared it here...it's very real and I did experience his whisker burn around my mouth one time...soo freaky it was worth mentioning...and we weren't even goin' at it hot and heavy just a sweet quick full on hot Rob mouth kiss with his Oregon woodsman face! and i woke to full on whisker burn around my mouth and a little on my chin...felt like he had just been there...upon waking but only lasted about a second or so then as I regained my mind and could actually breave again...it was gone. but man how freaky was that any one else? anyone? anyone? just wondered...am totes serious.
Thanks for the links guys. And I finally figured out how to copy and paste. Okay. You're laughing at me. I can hear you. Can't say as I blames ya.
Great article though. Posted my own comments. But man oh man, what's going on over at CNN is brutal. Still...it hasn't gone viral yet. Meaning, thus far it's just internet 'noise' and a few of the entertainment shows mentioning it. Anybody with a brain can see what was being said here and that Rob is in no way, another John Mayer.
The nastiness of it should die down. Although I imagine he'll take some ribbing for it, for awhile. He can handle that. Although you can just bet that 10 years from now there will still be those who will say...'remember when he said he hated...blah, blah, blah.'
oh yeah - got distracted - I was actually on here to comment on Rob and the Details shoot and the vid and the interview....F*, F*, F*, F*!!!
It dropped me to my knees the minute I saw the cover pic and then it just coming at me for 14 hours straight...and had me undone from the first moment.
FF brought to life was all I could think! Thank you to the powers that be for this one! ))
This is Rob as only Rob can be and yet totally unexpected while at the same time just what I wanted from him. A move to the adult market away from the Edward-saturated overload...pure lust just like the man himself. And drunk, uncomfortable whatever he still brought it!! :)
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86 comments:
He's so gorgeous............
Rob needs to do one of those Austin Powers videos, where he walks around nude and stands in front of dozens of phallic symbols to emphasize his goodies. Of course, a good ole Play Girl spread would do as well;)
Le Sigh. I cannot stop looking at those Eclipse pics. or the Detail pics...or any other pic of Rob....
Is it weird that I love him running in the vid? It's just soooo...yum.
; )
Gwen-luv the running as well! I can so deal with the Kermit the Frog gait...it so sexy;)
@Gwen Cooper 426, it's totally not weird. It looks really cool when he's running. But the bathroom shots are the best for me, really hot. And those white pants!!!!
This video is so hot!
Rob is not safe for work? Yes, I confirm. I was all day distracted at work by yesterday's events that I practically did nothing.What is he doing to us?
all over the famous meadow, LOL
I don't know about you, but that bathroom looks gross. That tile grout looks filthy. I wouldn't want to take a bath in there. I hope that poor model didn't get an infection from laying in that tub.
Personally I would think that photo shoot must have been painful for Rob. He's 23. Hormones. Hello.
I wonder if it really was 12 hours. 12 hours! Geez.
Hey and what is it with the stupid editor for "Details" magazine. That vagina quote was taken out of context. They left out the punch line of Rob's joke.
How dumb.
Work, what work? LOL.
With Rob around it's way too easy to get distracted. Did the temperature just go up a few degrees in here? :)
Thank god I work from home. LOL!
And I haven't been back on since I had my little melt down on Saturday night (comparing him to John Mayer indeed. Horseshit! Sorry 'bout that) But I've gone around the net and thus far, this thing hasn't gone viral. Meaning that the legitmate news agencies haven't picked this up and run with it. Doesn't mean they won't, but they haven't thus far. Whew!
But I read something on RPG's blog and she may have said it here somewhere but even so, for those who haven't seen it...
There's an old english joke that goes something like this...
Man walks into a doctor's office and says, 'I'm allergic to vagina.' Doctor says why? Man says,
'Whenever I see one, I swell up and want to rub.'
Get it? Means having a massive reaction to vagina. Or something like that.
This kind of reminds me of that time Rob said all 'kisses' eventually turn to hell. Did that mean he hates kissing? Don't think so. I took it to mean, kissing makes him want to do 'other things' and for whatever reasons, he just couldn't at the moment. Ergo, you are in hell.
Anyway. You're just too witty and cerebral for this dumbdowned world Rob.
Good luck with this fame thing you got going on. 'Cause if you keep on talking (and I hope you do), you're gonna be misinterpreted over and over.
Either that, or join the party and dumbdown a bit.
Don't you dare darlin'. Don't you dare.
I love the bathtub shots too. Those are my favorite.
And didn't someone mention that this shoot reminded them of the Edward of MotU? It kinda does, don't it? My FAVORITE fan-fic Edward.
MY Fifty Shades.
'Laters baby.'
Is it my imagination or can we see some of that "reaction" in the bathroom shots...the one where hes standing up?
I am sick of dissecting this whole thing...let them think what they want...they're idiots...I just want to enjoy a beautiful photoshoot and an interview that made me laugh!
Nik,
welcome back sweetie!!!!
I love all the photos, details & eclipse!
But I agree, enough with the vaginas! I want some sparkly peen!!!
And yea I think a 12 hour hard on might get tiresome...
the details video is hot.have to admit that I used the pause button very often to just see him in different poses. I would've wanted to been a fly that day and just follow him. Even when he is running make me crazy. so jealous of the model that hold his beautiful face. Would give anything to feel that soft,thickly scruff.
0:22 is funny,LOL is he going to throw up?
Not Safe For Work? That's where I am, damn it. *Sobbing* I want to see the video.
@rpg, poor Rob. I wonder what he did after or between the photo shoot ;)
Agreed. Let it go. Fuckwits are gonna say what fuckwits are gonna say. And we'll just go on laughing 'with him.'
You're a stitch kid.
Oh. And hi RPG. **waves**
And speaking of 'sparkling peen', did you ever hear about that hairbrained idea I came up with about opening up a sex shop called...'The Sparking Peen.' And that's all we'd sell, sparkling peens; all colors, all lenghts, all widths, all textures, cut, uncut, some would twirl, some would sing, for those who are history buffs some could recite The Gettsyburg Address (far be it from me to judge what gets ya off) Just a little something for all tastes and speaking of, some would come flavored. Some would shoot out...(well. that's probably a private discussion). We could even make it a 'Build A Bear' kinda thing. Ladies could come in and design their own. And of course, give it a name. I call dibs on 'Fifty Shades.' Fifty Shades of OH!MY!GOD!
I really think I'm onto something here. My reasoning was, if Summit can whore him out by plastering his face on everything from candy bars to jewelry boxes to lip gloss, why can't we sell pretty dildos based on what we all imagine to be...Edward's pretty sparkling peen?
Now I ask you. This is America dammit. The home of the 'Mom and Pop.' Whadda ya think? You in? Hey, I'll bet this is something that Rob might actually get behind. Maybe we could even get him to bankroll the whole thing. Well. He's making money and he's got to start investing.
I'm insane.
loving loving it... ^_^
@nik, LOL.You have something there. is it going to be an authentic Edward sparkling peen too? That's worth a lot ;)Imagine Robs face when he hear this.
The bathtub....by far my favourite.
Those white trousers, those long legs.
those long fingers...
Fuck I love this man more and more everyday.
annieforpatty...
I swear to god, I think he'd go for it. We'd make enough money from the first one that we'd end up a chain and then we could all retire. He'd make enough that he could then fund his own production company (and would never need to go out and hustle another backer). Hell, after all that there'd probably be enough left over to fund health care. 'Cause you know these suckers would sell. And sell. And sell. You wanna know what's really scary? I think this is actually a viable idea. I do. It would work.
As for the vagina joke. I'm now scrolling around the threads and I see that yes, it was mentioned. What I didn't know is that he was telling the joke but Jenny left off the punchline. Is that really true?
Well. If someone brings it up (and yes, I'm talking to you ladies of The View), he'll just need to tell the whole joke and be done with it.
I posted this in another thread, too.
Re: jealous and hateful people posting ridiculous comments about Rob, I think this sums it up.
"There are always envious idiots everywhere."
Said by Georges Duroy in Bel Ami
People seem to be calming down and realising it was a joke...even the majority on the AT boards are defending him which is unusual...sure theres a few kristen fans delighted with the fuel but otherwise its nowhere near as bad as I thought!The only ones bashing him are calling him stupid which just about spells out their intellect...probably didn't even understand the article nevermind his humour!I really think this can be forgotten about in time...people can be so hysterical...I am totally bored with it now...all the negativity tainted it for me because I got the joke and thought the rest of the article was inspired so I guess that'll teach me to go looking for other people's opinions!From now on I'm only visiting here and RAoR...otherwise I'll need to take out a mortgage for headache tablets!
You do know Nik that the sparkly Vamp dildo already exists?! Of course there's no proof it was proportioned after Rob ;)
And he has joked about starting his own line of cheesy sex toys, but that "they probably wouldn't even work!" Can't help but love him....
I'm sure he spoke about the sex toys in the Up Close and Personal interview with Carrie Keagan...........funniest interview ever.......especially VILF's.....Lol.
@nik,what are we waiting for? I would love to do that with you.We just send Rob a proposal and explain the idea ;) they're gonna sell like crazy.He is always making top list in everything ;)
Just think about how the measuring is going to be, LOL
@Nikola6 - Hot damn! Sign me up for the maiden order for that Sparkly Peen Store (Eatery, as well?).
A brilliant idea, N6. I'd bet investors would come out of the cracks everywhere!
You've made my day, you NB, you.
Where do I sign up?
FILTM!
Rob stated at one time that with so many interviews people want to hear something different every time and I think that is why is goes off on these tangents of deep thinking and quips that are hard to understand why he said such a thing, maybe that's how is mind works when he is "hung over", another thing I am sure his mother did not want to hear. I bet she has already talked to him about the whole interview.
@annieforpatty & @n6 - Will you accept prototypes? Have the specifications been written yet? What qualifications must your suppliers meet in order to be considered?
Perhaps a conference is in order. The modifications will be exacting and testing in the field must also be accomplished. Is there a check off list yet?
Like MotU's Fifty said, "We aim to please."
Oh, please, please share your intelligence. Who is taking notes?
thanks for so much fun on this blog
and Rob in his hotelroom has fun too LOL
Sarah...
Yeah. I think this whole thing is gonna blow over too. What got me steamed though was when some were comparing him to that pig, John Mayer. Now THAT is something I won't let slide. For that, I will have (and was on my way to) a meltdown.
And Loisada...
Damn! Damn! Damn! Someone has beat us to the punch, huh? Shit! But do they have a store? Hmmm? And why am I not surprised that Rob has already brought up the idea of sex toys? But don't you worry babe. Ours won't be cheesy and they would work.
But...uh...were gonna need your assistance here with the prototype; photos and molds in various stage of...uh...well...saluting the ol' general (if you get my drift). And as you can see, you've got plenty of ladies here more than willing to jump in and 'give a hand' (if you get some more of my drift). What say you Rob?
And Delle1...
I never saw that interview. More damn! I'd ask someone to put up a link to it, but I have trouble following links. Hell, I can barely follow a thought. And that's 'cause they come flying in and out of brain too fast.
But I definitely think this (The Sparkling Peen Sex Shop) is something that we might want to bring up and discuss at the next meeting of the NB's.
I'll bring the 'jizzy pops.' Well where the hell do you think I've been since late Saturday night? I had to have him cum, I mean come, over and replenish my supply.
He's such a nice boy.
Love the way he keeps looking down at his crotch in the bathtub pix and they way his pants kinda bulk up sure makes one think something big is going on there!!!!!!!!
I'm sure he was nervous about doing it and got drunk the night before and 12 hours of naked women would be any man's dream. I wonder what he DID say to them - he said he had no idea what to say to them. They look very professional and they probably knew just what to do - he was the one who was a fish out of water with the whole deal. That in itself is very sexy.
He's sure getting quite an education with this fame thing.
@nik, well since he is in London right now and it's not far from my country,I accept the job for the making of the prototype, taking photos and molds and surly I can give a hand if he need it ;)
Sorry Nik,
Just got back to this...it's an awesome idea...but the sparkly peen does already exist online, but only online...an actual store??? Could work!
I love the whole "cast" thing from High Anxiety...apparently those are real...your lover inserts his into a plaster mold, and when done, you have a beautiful rubber replica of the peen you want..
Wonder if Rob would be open to that?
The video is yummy, but too short. I want more Rob. Naked Rob would be HEAVEN in a hot summer's night!
To all Robsessed brazilians: have a fun and safe Carnaval! Way to go, Vila Isabel!
Muah! :x
LMAO, RPG-I was reading this thread and thinking of the HA kit, too! ;))
Oh my head aches and turn off the bright lights might be enough distraction from the models. Don't know. My husband thought it would be real hell for a young man like that to be with every man's fantasy (2 naked women)and have to exercise so much control. How do you control the arousal? The white pants are really nice. I'm looking there too.
I could not agree more. I would take Rob Pattinson rated anything. He is still divine.
Nikola6,
trying to find the interview,thought I saved it to my favs.
@nik
I love the bathtub shots too. Those are my favorite.
And didn't someone mention that this shoot reminded them of the Edward of MotU? It kinda does, don't it? My FAVORITE fan-fic Edward.
MY Fifty Shades.
'Laters baby.'
Yesh ma'am to the tubby pics
and HELL YESH to this being Edward of MoTU.
"kinky fuckery r NBs"
Howdy Ladies!!
It's a great day for America!
**waves**
Martini, Whaddadoo! Are you a CraigyFerg fan, too? =)
*or if you're not, that's just something he says all the time and you can feel free to ignore me! LOL*
Whaddadoo RPL!! I loves me some CraigyFerg! He is HI-larious!!
Nik6,
if your still here I found the interview with Rob talking about sex toys...
"Full T4 Interview with Robert Pattinson".
The interviewer is Steve Jones.It's a great interview.
LMAO, yay, Martini! I am a fellow skeleton in the robot army, nice to see you here in the hollowed-out volcano! ;))
sorry, everyone else, I do realize where I am...I Love Rob!! <3
Hey RPG...
I'm trying to be productive here (do a little editing) and keep an eye on the thread at the same time. So then. Now I'm gonna have to start another fic? Crap. High Anxiety is it? Well. If I must. And I don't care what other piddling efforts these crackpots have come up with. I still say our sex shop would blow them all out of the water. 'Cause nobody can out 'crackpot' us (especially if we can talk that little crackpot, who's currently running around London, to come on board)
Now back to this photoshoot...
Take a real good look at those photos of him with the chick in the tub (god. I love those shots). Follow his 'sight' line. What is he looking at? What's it look like he's aiming to poke with that finger of his? It's so cute. He looks so tentative. Hates vaginas my ass. My instincts have always said, THAT is a pussy man.
And yeah, makes perfect sense that he'd get shitfaced the night before. If I were gonna be spending a 12 hr. day getting my pictures taken with a couple of nekkid men up in my face, I'd need a little assistance too. He couldn't show up drunk as that would be unprofessional. But a good hangover? That's manageable.
Yesh, it is a lovely day here in the hollowed out Rob-cano! hehehe
Nice to meet another skeleton robot!
Who says skeleton robots don't have the hots for Rob too! ;o)
Luv the vid. La Times take on Rob's interview is one I can go with, btw. Good to have one major print 'get it.'
Thanks Delle1...
I'll see what I can manage. That would be a fun one to see.
And hell yeah to the Craigy. Love that man. I so want him to get Rob on his show one day. He thinks that all these modern vampires are douches (and I'm guessing doesn't have much use for the actors playing them) and I just think if he could actually meet Rob, he might still think the modern vamps are douches, but he'd be charmed by Rob.
Who isn't?
Rob lovers come in all shapes n' sizes...and skellypeeps. ;) BTW Rob-cano, I love it!! hahaha
gotta take care of some RL, but I'll bbl-thanks for making me laugh, Martini, you stopped me from starting up an argument a couple of threads below this one. *chants*not gonna fight, not gonna fight...
=)
Yes nik! I would love to see Rob on Craig. He does great interviews because they *aren't* interviews - he just talks to the people. From what I've heard, people love going on his show just for that reason. No agenda, who knows where it's going to go, but it's always hilarious.
Also...
Being hungover might have helped him out in trying to keep Mr. Happy from pole vautling him right out of the photo shoot.
Just sayin'
Glad to help RPL!
Heeeeeeeeey! Maybe all the NBs can meet at the Rob-cano!
The light emitting from the sparkle peen would guide us to the Rob-cano...
Aaaaah... Can you tell I had a day at work. I need to decompress. :o)
Martini Gal...
That's one of the great things about Craig, he makes it look so effortless, like everything that comes out of his mouth is something he just thought of. Nothing looks planned or rehearsed. Like you said, 'just talking.'
They should have given the Tonight Show to him. But he wouldn't have taken it. Wouldn't have stabbed Conan in the back like that. Leno would bury his grandman to get what he wants. Don't let that affable FACADE fool ya. That's one self serving, ambitious, calculating and stab a friend in the back SOB.
bury his 'grandma'
sorry. just being anal.
I agree, I don't think he'd ever have taken it. That whole late night thing was just a debacle.
Another thing I love about Craig is that he's so self-depracating! But he is so effortless in his talent. (You read his book? Great read; real insight into him as a person.)
Sorry - self-deprecating.
Lord I should know better. I write/edit for a living.
LA Times take on Rob Details interview is brilliant.*golf clap*
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/02/robert-pattinson-details-magazine-interview.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
@shani
Thanks for that link. I agree - brilliant.
yeah baby yeah! Delle1 he is gorgeous but...He's also hawter than a geiser in the middle of yellowstone in the wintertime! Whooo Baaaaabeeeeee! I love the Eclipse stuff and there are some kissy face ones in the meadow! Why haven't we gotten these yet? Whyyyy???? I love it that he's worried about what his Mum will think! also...was thinkin' bout this on the way to work this morning...always think about Rob in the car on the way to work in the a.m...he says he was hung over for the shoot so he and his mates must've taken him out the night before to celebrate the ....VEJAYJAY'S he was gonna have to be around for 12 hours the next day! If truth be known and this is Robert we're talking about here, they were problly only planning to drink and celebrate the night before, him fully intending to be awake and aware the next day or maybe not since he's got those allergic reactions to the VAJAYJAY's of the world. Poor Baby...I wonder if he's seen his Dr. about an allergy pill for that!? LOL@Robert! You're the guy Rob! I love you to bits you big freakin' movie star!
luv the bathtub shots. esp when robs hands slowly getting close to the naked girl. i was like "omg! is he gonna touch her ??" what a tease lol.
Yeah Martini Gal...
Craig's book is wonderful; hilarious yet very poignant. I just adore that man.
Okay. Now I've got a question and I would appreciate it if you'd all hold your laughter until I'm through.
That LA Times link that was put up?I know where I'm suppose to type it. Up in that crowbar thingy (or whatever kind of bar is it). But...
DO I HAVE TO TYPE ALL OF THAT???
ALL OF IT???
I will if I have to.
And stop laughing. It's rude to laugh at 'challenged' people.
Oh go ahead. Laugh your asses off.
Just tell me how to get to that article 'cause the LA Times is legit and I'd like to find as much 'legit' on this thing as I can.
Try this
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/gossip/2010/02/robert-pattinson-details-magazine-interview.html
copy/paste it.
Shani, thanks for the great link! The article is FABULOUS! Love the tongue-in-cheek humor! And the digs at JM don't hurt either. Love the title!
See? There are intelligent readers (and writers) out there. ; )
@Lexie, MotU is fanfic, Master of the Universe. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5368782/1/
VERY adult-themed, not for everyone. End PSA.
That said, it's extremely well-written, smoking hot (smutty) and addictive. Yeah. Anyone want to chime in here? ; )
thanks gwen :)
@Nikola gawwwd woman it's abouttime! where the fawke have you been? LOL@Niks Idea of the Sparkly Peen Shoppe! you were going to spell it with 2 p's right and an E on the end English version? anyway...'We could even make it a 'Build A Bear' kinda thing. Ladies could come in and design their own. And of course, give it a name. I call dibs on 'Fifty Shades.' Fifty Shades of OH!MY!GOD!'
and....
' why can't we sell pretty dildos based on what we all imagine to be...Edward's pretty sparkling peen?
Now I ask you. This is America dammit. The home of the 'Mom and Pop.' Whadda ya think? You in?' Oh yeah Nik I think you do have something here and if we work really hard, *pshhhhffft* snickers ludicrously, maybe Mr. Schmexy will take heed and notice and get in on the action and deliver us some of his own hand castings of the orginal, the one and only, one of a kind, Sparkly Peen!
and yeh, I think he would make some sort of gesture, in our direction to give us a heads up on the whole thing...you know like a secret look towards the cameras only meant for the NB's on this site and this site only...lets see what could he do to let us know he's behind us all the way? ohhhh...I don't know maybe he could hold up a sign with a wheelbarrow + butter and let the press try to figure that one out! LOL@us alll! whaddya think Nik? I like your idea. I like it ah-loht! yeah I thought the bathroom shots looked like MoTU also...models hands up against faucets? looks like D/s stuff...had to look again to be sure and yeah I saw his line of vision and where he might be looking...she's got that leg up and he's lookin' right there. I can't even imagine the conversation goin' on during this...he's hung over and all excited at the same time. Poor Baby I'll bet he'll think 2wice about agreeing to do something like this again in the near future. when did he do this one anyway anyone know? had to been a couple wks ago? or mth ago? anyway I'll throw in my lot with ya, Nikola...I'll frow in wit'cha!
@Gwen - I'm hooked on MoTU. I couldn't STOP reading it.
LOL, Martini. Literally "Squeee!" when there's an update.
(And bet Gwen isn't the only one...)
Martini Gal, Nik and Gwen- Y'all are so welcome.
I'll be right with ya!!
(And you're right - definitely rated M and not necessarily for everyone... but fuck HAWT!)
Shani & anyone reading that LA Times article, check out some of the comments posted. They are very pro-Rob and supportive of the Details interview. ; )
@everyone! has any of you NB's read my post on biel's youtube acct. about experiencing Rob-mata? I just remembered I haven't shared it here...it's very real and I did experience his whisker burn around my mouth one time...soo freaky it was worth mentioning...and we weren't even goin' at it hot and heavy just a sweet quick full on hot Rob mouth kiss with his Oregon woodsman face! and i woke to full on whisker burn around my mouth and a little on my chin...felt like he had just been there...upon waking but only lasted about a second or so then as I regained my mind and could actually breave again...it was gone. but man how freaky was that any one else? anyone? anyone? just wondered...am totes serious.
wow, that WAS a great article! I'm glad that there are people that get it amid all the ignorant comments.
Shani & MartiniGal--thanks for the link. I agree the LA times article is great.
Who is singing in the video? I just love the voice.
Jane, music for the Details vid is by Wolf People (ironically) , song is October Fires.
Thanks for the links guys. And I finally figured out how to copy and paste. Okay. You're laughing at me. I can hear you. Can't say as I blames ya.
Great article though. Posted my own comments. But man oh man, what's going on over at CNN is brutal. Still...it hasn't gone viral yet. Meaning, thus far it's just internet 'noise' and a few of the entertainment shows mentioning it. Anybody with a brain can see what was being said here and that Rob is in no way, another John Mayer.
The nastiness of it should die down. Although I imagine he'll take some ribbing for it, for awhile. He can handle that. Although you can just bet that 10 years from now there will still be those who will say...'remember when he said he hated...blah, blah, blah.'
What ya gonna do?
Gwen - I'm late to the party as usual but I second your MoTU rec!!! That FF owns me - I LOVE Fifty Shades...my fave FF Edward!
oh yeah - got distracted - I was actually on here to comment on Rob and the Details shoot and the vid and the interview....F*, F*, F*, F*!!!
It dropped me to my knees the minute I saw the cover pic and then it just coming at me for 14 hours straight...and had me undone from the first moment.
FF brought to life was all I could think! Thank you to the powers that be for this one! ))
This is Rob as only Rob can be and yet totally unexpected while at the same time just what I wanted from him. A move to the adult market away from the Edward-saturated overload...pure lust just like the man himself. And drunk, uncomfortable whatever he still brought it!! :)
lol gözde I dont care about them too and
@imjabara I dont have biels youtube account I think I missed something ohh god
thanks Gwen Cooper for the info on the song.
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