Larry Carroll talks Robert Pattinson Rumors


Robert Pattinson's Kurt Cobain Casting And Other Classic, Untrue RPattz Rumors
From a 'Pirates' role to his reported pregnancy (!), the 'Twilight' star has been at the center of a few tall tales.


Why so serious Rob? Fed up of the rumors?

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When somebody is impossibly good-looking, simply placing a picture of them on your magazine/ Web site/ tabloid can get a huge audience to pay attention. If the person is one of the biggest movie stars in the world, an outrageous story about them can capture countless eyeballs. And if they happen to be both, well, all the better.

Over the past 22 months or so, Robert Pattinson has rocketed from obscurity to omnipresence. He's also dealt with a ton of ridiculous rumors. Now, hot on the heels of reports that RPattz was going to play Kurt Cobain in a feature film, we look back on the 10 dumbest (and utterly untrue) Robert Pattinson rumors:

Rob's Nirvana?: The Sun is a British tabloid that seems to specialize in stories about how Megan Fox is going to play Catwoman. Their latest "scoop," however, was a real doozy — Rob was in regular contact with Courtney Love and had landed the role of Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain in a biopic. The rumor got a bit of traction, particularly because of RPattz's well-documented love of music, but ultimately the Sun story was dismissed by Love's reps, leaving the tabloid to offer all apologies.

Rob Is Preggers: It would be one thing to suggest that whomever RPattz is supposed to be dating this week is pregnant. But an Australian tabloid once reported that a little Rob was on the way and — get this — he was the one who was going to give birth to it! Perhaps the editors have been watching too many bad early '90s Arnold Schwarzenegger comedies lately, but the report was so ridiculous that even Rob himself singled it out as the craziest rumor he had ever heard about himself. We're no doctors, but six months have passed since the "news" broke, and since Rob's not showing yet, we're thinking it's safe to call this one bogus.

Rob Is a Pirate: Yo ho ho and a bottle of bull. That's what rumors of RPattz playing Jack Sparrow's brother in "Pirates of the Caribbean 4" turned out to be, after reports had him battling Zac Efron and Russell Brand (!?) for the role. Somebody needs to make whoever started that rumor walk the plank.

OME! Rob Is Engaged!: Have you sent RPattz an engagement gift yet? Because he got engaged last August. And then again in September, March and apparently Tuesday (April 13) as well. If you haven't sent a gift yet, don't worry: We're sure he'll get engaged two or three more times this week.

Rob Is Dating Everyone: Twilighters would love nothing more than if Rob were actually involved with Kristen Stewart. "Lost" fans would dig it if he ended up with Emilie de Ravin. Somebody out there must want him to date Megan Fox, Nikki Reed, Camilla Belle and Erika Dutra, whoever that is. There was even a rumor out there that he was dating Katy Perry — which would be a good way at getting Russell Brand back for stealing away his "Pirates 4" role. Through it all, Rob has denied dating any of them — so let's give the dude some space, OK, guys?

Rob Is Deaf: After RPattz made some tongue-in-cheek comments about how loud it was whenever he went out in public, some outlets decided to twist his words into an admission that he was actually deaf. Isn't it tragic that his fans have screamed at him so much that he'll have to film the "Breaking Dawn" movies using sign language? MTV News can confirm that we've interviewed him numerous times, and either his hearing is fine or he's the most amazing lip-reader in the world.

Rob Is Gay: Apparently, when Rob isn't dating every actress in Hollywood, he's busy dating every actor as well. Some outlets recently twisted an interview with one of Rob's friends to make it sound like something far more than friendship. Not that there would be anything wrong with it, but such a rumor seems as bogus as it is sad that someone would write it.

Rob Is Bond: At the "Remember Me" premiere in London, RPattz was asked if he'd like to play James Bond. What British actor wouldn't? Of course, when he said he would, certain sites reported it as fact. Such silliness can only leave his fans shaken and more than a bit stirred.

Rob Is an American Idol: A few months ago, the Web went wild with reports that Simon Cowell had approached Rob with a record deal. As much as some Twilighters would like it to happen, the reports turned out to be bogus (shocking!), so don't be looking for Rob on Cowell's hit show anytime soon.

Rob Stinks: Another RPattz rumor as suspicious as it was sad, last March an "unidentified source" was reported as saying that Rob's co-stars on "New Moon" thought he smelled bad. We've interviewed Rob numerous times and sniffed nothing more than charm and charisma — so, like many other RPattz rumors, it's the report itself that stunk.

Source - MTV

35 comments:

Angie said...

All things we know. Glad to have it explained for those that don't.

Kerri said...

LMAO! I agree ADM. It is all stuff we've heard and dismissed, but it's still funny to giggle at. The deaf one was new to me, though. I can tell you, having two sons with autism that are non verbal but use sign language regularly, Rob is definately NOT hearing impared. Geese.

jmm4832 said...

This article is funny. I'm glad Rob got a chuckle out of the him being pregnant rumor.

Deelight said...

The pregnancy rumor is got to be one of the dumbest rumors ever.

An alien rumor hasn't come up yet, I am surprised.

The Megan Fox rumor had me worried for a while. I should have known better.

The gay rumor had me thinking,what if? My heart couldn't take it so I refused to believe it. I am glad it was untrue.

The smelly rumor was mean and childish.

I never heard the deaf rumor, I guess that would be the second stupidest rumor.

Interesting article I had forgotten many of the rumors, it was nice to go back and remember my reactions to them. I am so foolish sometimes. Rumors are such a waste of time!

jc(britlover) said...

When somebody is impossibly good looking....ain't this the gospel truth!!! LOL~Forget those pesky rumors and just enjoy that hot pic of Rob!!!!

FILTM!!!!

Noe said...

larry is the shit! and i want to sniff rob.

meeta said...

hahahaha !!! i m so sorry but this article is so hilarious LMFAO ! n the preggy rumour is the best one !!! i bet next one will come up soon saying he is married ! LMFAO

nikola6 said...

Okay. This was just great and deserves to be shot all over the friggin' internet. Although...

No matter what gets debunked, some will never change their tune. To do so, they'd have to admit that they were wrong. And some are just simply incapable of such a thing.

His talent, his originality and his good heart will see him through all of the negativity that's been so unfairly flung at him. When he's still one of the big stars in the world, his detractors will be long forgotten.

jessegirl said...

Am I just hopelessly shallow because I couldn't take my eyes off this photo from the London premiere of NM? God, he looked great there, that long coat and all.

There'll be more rumours.
If he's perfect he can't be perfect. Therefore, he smells, he's gay, pregnant, engaged, or whatever. Whatever.

MMc said...

I'm so glad they reported this to show fans NOT TO BELIEVE the crap - it's really hard to know WHAT to believe anymore nowadays...with manip pictures, doctored audio, fabricated lies and Rob's dry sense of humor........who knows what's true?

Vangie said...

i am so angry at times with these haters,they would not stop saying rob is gay they say when he is clean shaven he looks like a girl fools don;t they know there are also allot of gay guys also go to the gym fools

RTP_KJS_Lover said...

As someone who has actually smelled the delicious scent that comes from Mr. Pattinson, I will, with 100% certainty say he smells better than anything or anyone you have ever met in your life. Seriously. It was mouth-watering.

GiGi said...

I was reading on someones twitter that Rob is in fact sleeping his way around....dont know if this person is a fake...but this person swears the truth will come out and we'll all know. I can see all these actresses would want to bed him...he's the hottest guy on the planet.

Brooke said...

why do you keep posting this photo, it hurts.

shufflebin said...

Just mention Robs name in articles, tags, keywords, titles and it gets its deserving internet buzz. its the way search engines are setup and the perpetrators know this and using it to the fullest.

jessegirl said...

femroc...
Know what you mean.
A couple of those manips had me going for a long time.

Anonymous said...

@lovesrob- you must be reading the quack happyfeet, everyone knows they are crazy. He/She desperately wants rob to be with anyone and everyone except for a certain someone

LM said...

@lovesrob--think about it a little. Rob comes from a stable home, he has long time friends, he says he is a commitment kind of guy, he says he doesn't want to fool around, he says he wants to be married with a family in his 30s, he wants to be a young dad. Are these the sentiments of a womanizer? Are there pics of him with a myriad of women? Nope. Only one girl. Conclusion: he appears to be a one woman man. Refreshingly lovely isn't it?

GiGi said...

Hahah! I get that! I figure most everything out there is fake...but I found all her comments interesting...Why would people go to such lengths like that...so wierd!

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GiGi said...

Yes, Laurie I can see that. I am in no way buying into the Happyfeet BS...sounds too detailed to be true. But remember Nikki Reed is pissed off at Rob...supposedly jilted her for Kristen. I wonder if that is her trying to get back at him.

Cheeky Chops said...

Yes, cause we all know..Robert ALWAYS speaks the truth and never the exact opposite of what he means..he's like GOD~! I know this how? I'm an Angel~! o:)

Nancy said...

Ok, These rumors were so hilarious.

Rob pregnant, He said it must have been in his underarms....

Ignore the silly rumors. Rob does and so do I. Thank God.

FILTM

nikola6 said...

Laurie...

Yeah. I remember at the height of 'Leo' mania during the Titanic juggernaut, that DiCaprio (then 23) said he never wanted to marry and that he wanted to break Warren Beatty's record for conquests. And true to his word, he's been screwing around for about a dozen years now. A true womanizer (and interestingly enough, he had a 180 upbringing of that from Rob. Leo was raised in a broken home on the mean streets of Hollywood by a stage mother who put him in front of a camera at the age of 5) Although having just turned 35, he recently made the statement that he'd like to have some kids someday.

Has anyone ever heard such sentiments spilling from Rob's lips? The Warren Beatty stuff I mean. Not the having kids stuff.

I wish we could take this twiddle horseshit and blow it to hell and back. I've yet to see one redeeming thing about it. What does it do except allow people to share the details of their lives with millions of strangers (who the hell would want to do that? people who are marketing themselves?), intrude on the lives of famous people (in the immediancy of the moment) and spread unsubstantiated information?

Although I guess I'm just thinking about famous people here. I know that non-famous people use it to. But why? Is it quicker? Better? Can you talk to more people at once with it? Is it fun to use? Man, I am such a shit for brains when it comes to this stuff.

Just ignore me.

Dessert First said...

LMNBArseO!

Thanks Kat for making me laugh this morning.

CL,
New name for the unidentified Rob smell....
Charm and Charisma!!

Hope I get a whiff of that in LA.

Dessert First said...

Love this pic of Rob
FILTM!

solas said...

Rob DID recently mention he was losing his hearing, and although he has that odd self-mocking-to-absurdity sense of humour and ability to lie whilst looking you straight in the eyes, this had a bit of truth to it; aside from that level of screams able to do real damage, he was involved with music for a long time, and I don't know if at a young age, especially when young and feeling invincible, if he and his mates didn't bother with protecting their ears whilst practicing near amps, etc.
A lot of us back in the day (his parent's generation) blasted our eardrums from listening to music really really at loud level, or from playing in rock bands (basement, garage, or even actual gigs in the communty) with the amplifier right at you and your ears.

solas said...

nikl--i think Rob mentioned the benefit of it when he did the support for haiti-- apparently someone twatted and was saved from the rubble via the twiddle.

jmm4832 said...

LovesRob, I see there's a new rumor that Rob is cheating on Kristen with Leighton Meester. What a crock. Poor guy can't escape the stupid rumors! And nik - as much as I like Leonardo DiCaprio and George Clooney as actors their serial dating of models, etc. is a real turnoff. George once said he gets tired of dating a woman after about 2 years and moves on.

brijjiann said...

Why can't they leave him alone? Rob has stated in interviews that he is Catholic and wants to wait for his soulmate. He also stated that he cares what his family thinks. Does this sound like a womanizer? I vote no.

Honey136 said...

What happen after Rob and Kristen left Budapest? We never saw any pictures when they got to London.

Are they still filming Bel Ami?

HeneciaD said...

@CL aha a person says who smells rob so wtf who cares about these silly rumours Rob rocks all the way he is the best

Honey136 said...

No one has any info. about if they are in London or not.

Are they still filming Bel Ami in London now?

skorpia said...

Oh Im sure to be heating up my popcorn in the next several months. Im shocked nothing has come up on the Bel Ami set. Yet. ah well-thats showbiz. They say theres no such thing as bad publicity. Robs a nice guy-I just hope he doesnt lose that charisma and turn into a jerk from the constant BS. Hang in there babe!

Cindygal said...

...pregnant (wtf??) I'm glad the skinking rumours are over (I hope)! My friends at work who dont understand my Robsession always tease about that for some stupid reason...

 
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