Robert Pattinson plans to kill us with screencaps

Robert Pattinson plans to kill us with screencaps

Why? Why does Details magazine hate us so? I mean...they're keeping THESE pictures from us...they MUST hate us all. *sigh* Be careful of the drooling on the keyboard...

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Lick and save the thumbnails to explode with more...joy :)











































Everyone say a little prayer that ONE DAY Details magazine will LOVE us and release more outtakes from this sexified shoot.

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sissidelyon said...

Oh my god... These are fabulous... It's gonna take me all night to go through them but it was worth waiting... Thank you....

Kate said...

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE didn't I tell you you'd like it!!!

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

Good God Almighty. This man...I...don't know what to say anymore....he just f-ing kills me. I will be licking and saving... All. Night. Long.

@Kate - LMAO! Yes, yes, you did.

Marina H said...

omg i'm going to die...

imgoingtodie
imgoingtodie
imgoingtodie
imgoingtodie
imgoingtodie


i wish i was that naked lady.

i'll have him think about THAT.

Kate said...

:-D I never lie!

SagaDevotee said...

AND. I'M.
DEAD.

keila said...

omg ...im dead ...its this a video..??

Ana73 said...

What a way to grab our attention with that first pic...Holey Moley !!!

Just got back from lunch and saw this, What a way to continue my afternoon, THANK YOU !!!

Lisa said...

Death by screencap. WHAT A WAY TO GO! I just keep thinking Fifty....Fifty...FIFTY! Aaaah, need some MOTU right now!

Denise said...
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Gozde said...

There is a God...

Zsanett said...

blood... keyboard... nose...

aaahhhhhhh....

I already can see: new MOTU clip! Fifty is back! Woop woop!

RobsessedCindy said...

Squeeeeeeeeeee! Kate are you trying to kill us? This was a nice surprise on an otherwise boring Tuesday. All I am thinking about is MoTU now. The rest of the day is shot to hell.

Sweet mother of all that is holy!!!I can't take this *on the floor crying tears of joy* DEAD.

Denise said...

Rob and tub girl.....wonder if his allergy "flared up" here?

Kate said...

ME kill you? NEVER! {giggle}
That was all Tink's doing ;-}

RobsessedCindy said...

@Kazrob I don't want to loose track of you - send me an email (it's on my profile) so we can still chat :)

Marina H said...

what is he checking in this one:

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Details/Video%20Screencaps/?action=view&current=Picture141.jpg

:}

oops! nekkid ladies cause problem-os

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Well JFC.....

I can't, don't, not sure...fuck...

I agree ...

Gonna die now, thanks...

RobsessedCindy said...

Rub-a-dub-dub Robert Pattinson in my tub....YUM!!

Denise said...

@Marina H: His allergy? Maybe he was having a reaction ;))

TINK said...

LOL @kate....im not trying to commit mass murder. all blame should be directed at one Robert Pattinson. he's the killer. he kills me daily and if i'm going down...i'm taking everyone with me.

Babs said...

@Gozde

and that God is Robert Pattinson :)
There's so much to worship about this man...

Denise said...

Would like to see the ones of Rob in the white jacket. Particularly the one of him in the big frame with a cigarette, looking very James Bond.

jmm4832 said...

Well, one good thing about the drought is dredging up fng hot outtakes like this.

Kate said...

@ TINK
And what a good way to go :-)

Ana73 said...

i wonder if these models would ever give an interview and tell what it was like to this photoshoot with him.

Marina H said...

@Ana73

I'm sure they could give us a LOT of information...:}

Shit. I need to get out of here, lol. This isn't doing good things for my mind right now.

kerazy60 said...

Oh my GOD!
That 5th one in the post - it goes back to what I was saying in a previous thread about 'the look'.
He knows! He MOST definitely knows what that look will do to women's girly bits and he know that he's doing it!

spunkinator said...

i really, really, hated this photoshoot, though he did look good!

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

Um...ah...erm...uh...gah...

*collapses weeping gently in the corner, mumbling incoherently*

"Here Lies Fiftyshadesofpink
Sadly lost to us on 24.08.10
It was DetailsRob's fault..."

Nonni said...

Lord have mercy...*fanning self frantically*

kazrob said...

I can't quite put my finger on it (pun intended!) but i don't think this looks like Rob in these shots. His face looks slightly off, and he doesn't look so drop dead gorgous as he did in the previous photos, playing the piano in a waistcoat.
They do however still look hot but my favourite ones are the pics of him in the white jeans laying down by the bath. That looks more like him.
Did you notice he isn't wearing any socks?........

kerazy60 said...

@Fifty, love it lol!
He just shouldn't be allowed.
He should be prohibited from doing these things, he winds us up, then leaves us hanging.
Someone get in contact Kristen, tell her the definition of sharing.

RobsessedCindy said...

@Kazrob I don't want to loose track of you - send me an email (it's on my profile) so we can still chat :)

acullengirl said...

OHMYFREKINGGOSHDANGTHISMANMARKMYWORDHEWILLBETHEDEATHOFME_________________________________________________________________________________

FILTMSM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He knows damn well what he is doing, his mission in life it to make all the women on this planet spontaneoulsy combust with just one look. looks like the house work will have to wait for another day will be here drooling over these fine pics, wishing I was tub girl right this second.

I leave to do a good deed and got rewarded with these, thanks TINK they made my day so much brighter, wetter,and a whole lot steamier

acullengirl said...

Hate that I can't edit my post now, but that was suppose to say
Oh my freking gosh dang this man mark my word he will be the death of me

Denise said...

@kazrob: I honestly don't care for some of these pics, they look distorted some of them, maybe that was intentional, for "art" sake, and some of the weird faces that Rob is making, sorry, but this isn't my favorite photo shoot. But it's a little to artsy fartsy for me.

Marina H said...

@fifty

lol. DetailsRob.

Love it. And don't die. Not until after Bel Ami.

:)

Denise said...

@kerazy60: Your right he knows what he does to a woman's girly bits, I'm sure of that, but in this photo shoot, his man bits were probably being "tested" as well!!!

acullengirl said...

@Kerazy
ITA sharing is caring and she did say that she cares about the fans, the problem is I just might not give him back

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kazrob said...

@Denise
I'm glad i'm not alone. Rob does look distorted. I think if these pics hadn't been showing him in a sexy way then this would have been the worst he has ever looked, and that a bloody hard thing to do!
Compared to the other pics, they look weird.
Never thought i would ever say that concerning Rob but it has got to be the photographer cos every other photoshoot he has done, he is stunning.

Haystackhair said...

HSH DED. DED and GONE. That is all.
T
H
U
D

kazrob said...

@gozde
Does this mean disqus wont be coming back at all?
If so, i'm so disappointed. I loved being able to carry on a conversation with loads of people at the same time, with hilarious results!The conversation flowed so well and thats why there was so many hits on every thread.
Think i will just look at the pretty pictures.

dixcreek said...

I want to punish him for looking so good......

kazrob said...

@RobsessedCindy
I've sent you an email x

LeslieHeartsRob said...

E5HolyMaryMotherOfGodSweetBabyJesusChristAlmightyInTheMangerWithTheThreeWiseMenAndTheAnimals....*inhales*.....HolyFlyingF*ckingSh*tSonOfAMotherF*ckingBitch........

O.o

____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Vangie said...

i hate these photos only two i liked the one where he sits between the the girl's leg and the one with the girl naked in the tub

Marna said...

"i pretend im the naked models"

One of the best tags ever! I love him in the bathroom shot with the Tink-alike. :-)

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@kazrob @Denise
Although I do love the Details shoot, I agree that in some of the pics he doesn't look "himself". Some of the photos make his face appear a bit puffy. Saying that, I really loved the whole Helmut Newton style glossy 80's porn vibe of the pictures, and LOVED the short promo video that these screencaps are from.
Overall, DetailsRob does it for me! (That can be said about any Rob though...) What can I say? When it comes to Rob - I'm easy ;-)

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

@ All NB's - Whenever you get here or come back here, all I can say is, F. T. F. A!

oh and FILTMSMFM it hurts.

kerazy60 said...

Ah Tink, i've only just noticed the tags. 'I pretend i'm the naked models'. Sheer genius! If I could 'like' this, I would.
Don't we all pretend we're the naked models, especially the one in the bath - can't think why.

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@CL
Hi!! ITA - my fingers/teeth/tongue are itching to FTFA... especially from the white trousers ;-)

Dessert First said...

*joining Fifty quivering in the corner, two complete NB wrecks babling something about aching wrists and sore tongues*

CL,
F
T
F
A!!!

Oh and...
FILTMSFM it hurts me to!!

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

@Fifty @Desserts - You read my mind! NB's all think alike. :)))

*Psst* It's even better in another pic (e-mailing it to you). I am having a hard time trying not rip through my computer screen.

ljcargile said...

@CullenLover_DazzledbyRob
I agree. I'll be licking and saving....for hours and hours and hours.....

LeslieHeartsRob said...

@CL

F
T
M
F
A
!

I can't concentrate.....

*goes to join fifty and dessert in the corner*

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

It's an NB reunion! Whooohoooo!
Fifty, Desserts, LHR & LC! :-) Where is everyone else?

@LHR - As I just told you, no one has better comments than you do. No ONE!

@LC - Lmao at hours & hours & hours...sigh.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

LMAO! F T F A

Marina H said...

@LeslieHeartsRob

Hehehe...dessert and Fifty in the corner. Yeah i think the only thing that makes this photoshoot ridiculously smexy is that it's SO fifty. it's not even Rob in those photos...it's Fifty...and all his shades of f*cked up-ness.

yummy...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

NBU!!!!

acullengirl said...

I am all alone and I need you now, and I dont know how I can do without, Rob I just need you now, I just need you now

Marina H said...

@kerazy60

i can think why! but i probably shouldn't write that here.

no. definitely not.

*coughs* hestouchingherboob *coughs*

LeslieHeartsRob said...

What can I say....


DetailsRob brings the NBs out of the woodwork.........or gutter as it were....

*back to the corner*

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

@LHR, RPG, Fifty, LC, Desserts - It's going to be a lively night at mansion, isn't it? Come join me at the bar for a little (well, a lot) of M & S. DetailsRob strikes again.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

All NB's move to the naughty corner in the manion...we needs to be punished!

Dessert First said...

NB's!!

We know what we like huh?
I miss our times on blogger
((hugs)) to you all.

*going to join LHR in the gutter*

LeslieHeartsRob said...

*struts over to the bar (in her new green Chucks)*

So ladies....seen any good pics lately??

*snort* *snicker*

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@CL and all other NBs (too lazy/excited to type it all)
M&S are lined up on the bar as we speak!
Cheers ladies! Here's to DetailsRob - "doing it for the NBs since earlier this year(?)" *clink*

Dessert First said...

*getting up out the gutter (briefly) and walking... no make that running to the NB mansion bar*

CL,
I am all for a M&S, make mine a LARGE one!

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

Just checked my extensive records - "Doing it for the NBs since March 2010"

Loisada said...

Yes Gozde, there is a god, and she is a helluva tease! And I think Rob gets off on doing her dirty work for her, naughty prankster that he is!

But I have to agree with Kazrob, he's not "himself" in these shots. He's playing a part (or playing up a tiny "part" of himself that is usually outshone by his happy persona). Not that I don't think Rob ever gets irritated, or can't be a domineering pr@ck when he so chooses! In fact I hear when he's had enough, and lets his caveman out, he's a mighty sight to behold.

I bet this is only raging calm before the real storm!

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/ss259/
RobsessedBLOG/Details/Video%20Screencaps/
?action=view&current=Picture27-1.jpg

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

LMNBArseO @ ALL NB's. <3 <3 <3

kerazy60 said...

@Marina '*coughs* hestouchingherboob *coughs*' - subtle lol.

I had to scroll back up to see what I had written because I couldn't remember. I'm lusting after disqus right now lol.

P.s peeps, what does NB mean? Nota bene? Nude beach? Not bad? No balls?

acullengirl said...

If I drank I would join you at the bar so since I dont will you of you NB'S drink one for me please

kazrob said...

@kerazy60
NB= naughty bitches

ljcargile said...

As most NB's get off of work and get to enjoy the pics and lick and save, this NB is forced to leave the computer for nearly 4 hours to go get an extended education....with DetailsRob on the mind don't know how much learning will go down tonight....LMAO at my own choice of words there!!
Love you girls have fun at the bar, this NB has to go earn the degree, to earn the money, to pay for her part of the alcohol bill at the mansion!!

Rio67 said...

Feeling a bit lost here, don't quite get all the letter meanings, oh well. I have much to learn. I think he looks older than he is, like they took advantage of him. Believe I should come and save him from all those babes!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Linds,
You got the earn that degree to fund all the Robstock trips darlin...we be fixin to go again!!

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

No need LC - the NB mansion bar is free! It's like the Room of Requirement in HP...
Ditch school and join us!

Loisada said...

BTW Don't know about anyone else, but as much as rawr role-playing shoots like this get me going, they are still nothing compared to candid shots of the genuine Rob, like the Apple store appearance. Rob letting his guard down and letting his bare soul shine through is as sexy as it gets for me. I want to strip that man, roast him on a hot love fire, and gobble him right right up! (Whew... I think the NBs are wearing off on me!)

http://s581.photobucket.com/albums/
ss259/RobsessedBLOG/Kate/3rd%20Nov
%202008%20Apple%20Store%20NY/
?action=view&current=HQ2.jpg

kerazy60 said...

Aw thanks, Kaz.
F**k me, 'naughty bitches'. I don't think I fall under this category.
I'm far too innocent, do you not see my halo?


...it's being propped up by devil horns ;]

LeslieHeartsRob said...

*raises glass*

SALUTE!!

To RP....dazzling NBs since 2009...

Marina H said...

@kazrob

oh i wanna be an NB!! I am already...because i said boobs in a previous comment.

Ah well!

and yes @kerazy60...i was going for subtle. hence the cough. and i miss disqus too :( i feel lonely on here, lol.

Marina H said...

@Loisada I love your avi! Love HappyRob! LaughingRob...oh that chuckle. Can't think about it right now...

ljcargile said...

@fifty
Ok I'll require that room to appear next door to my class and have a server bladder issue throughout class tonight!! See you guys there shortly!! Obviously Annie will bring the porn!!

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

LMAO Loisada! Strip him down, roast him and gobble him right up...I know right where I wanna start...heheeeeee....right on the anaconda!


@Rio67,
Don't feel lost, just jump right in!

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

@Acullengirl - We got your back, sweetie. :)

@LC - You know drinks are on the house. Education comes first. Lol at Evil & the RobPorn.

@kerazy60 @Rio67 - There are a lot of acronyms out there...so just ask. :-)

ljcargile said...

Rob has effected my typing again....Server=severe

jc(britlover) said...

Holeeee Jesus! For NB's...truly he's the gift that keeps on giving. May it NEVER stop. Dead again.
Somebody, please:
F
T
F
A
!
!
!

kerazy60 said...

@Rio,

I feel lost too, it's so hard to keep up on here. I can see myself falling back into blog darkness and not participate in the comments :[

acullengirl said...

@RPG the anaconda is right, we all know what big feet and big hands mean. And that would be the first place I would go too. On my knees paying homage to the pleasure toy, the problem is I have a bad gag reflex I might have to practice a lot

jc(britlover) said...

@RPG
Can I do some body shots first...before you release the anaconda??

Mightee.Maus said...

Urban and tasty. I'm lusting over the third pic: You see that huff'd look on his face, g.damn there's hot sex coming. Rob in white pants and blue shirt: Yes, hold the towel (wringing it in anticipation) and wait until I'm ready...

LeslieHeartsRob said...

@LC

Awwwwwww......the first jizztyping of the night!!!!!

;-)

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@acullengirl
Practice makes perfect ;-D

Linseyyy said...

This man just kills me. There really isn't any other way to say it. Thank you! This has certainly made my day, I'm not going to get anything done :/

TotallyRobbed said...

Wow, we all love so many different aspects of Rob!

But I agree with Kazrob and Denise. This is my least fave photoshoot of Rob ever.

IMO he is without doubt the sexiest man on earth but here, most of his clothes, hair, expressions and poses didn't work for me. The models were technically perfect, but IMO, they looked mechanically sexy, their eyes were lifeless - Rob's eyes were also dull in the majority of pics (that's a first). Rob also looked very disconnected. If theses sexy shots had had Rob fully clothed lying down draped by 2 sensual, naked, heartbreakingly beautiful, interesting looking women with some chemistry and feeling in everyone's eyes, I'd have loved it - and loved Rob's reactions! But, you know, I know they wanted this to be groundbreaking and unconventional ... which it was.

I liked the first pic because of his eyes and expression, and the head shots of the hands holding his face where his eyes are smoldering are gorgeous too.

Marina H said...

@kerazy60

Don't go, i'm losing all the friends i made this weekend! haha.

RobLovers unite! Even if it's harder to comment..:(

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Body Shots off this man???? God can you imagine jc???

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkk

FTFA=free the fucking anaconda

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

UNF!!

jc(britlover) said...

If that girl in the tub would have just accidently splashed some water on to those white pants...now that would be an awesome sight. We all know about visibility and white pants!! Personally, I would have dragged his cute butt right into that tub!
FILTM!!!!

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

good lord that man does crazy things to me--i'm going to the corner-is there room?

acullengirl said...

@Fifty I know huh, and I am sure he would be willing to return the favor, he does amazing things with his tounge in some of his pic, so I am sure the thing is very magical and it would be mind blowinly hot,hot,hot

jc(britlover) said...

@RPG
I'm imagining that with all my might! Such a treasure trail, I mean trove, of goodness..a feast for the eyes!

kerazy60 said...

Maybe the reason he doesn't look as good in this shoot is because (as follows)...

...the super duper models aren't his kind of thing. He didn't look bothered because they don't do it for him (yeah right).

...or the more obvious answer. Didn't he say that he was really hungover when he did this photoshoot?

Don't worry Marina, i'm going nowhere (I hope).

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

I just want to give him a bath..starting at the toes, work my way up....slowly......

FILTMTD!

Rio67 said...

ok ready/reverse photo shoot. He's naked, my lucky day, and I got the clothes on and he's here to tease me, oh no.This is causing some burning and chest heaving for sure.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Hi Wens!!!

Where's woms & MG???

Marina H said...

@rpattzgirl survived Rob!

omg...FTFA...that is AWESOME.

And also terrible, lol.

Yeah i have to stop looking at the first picture because i keep imagining why he would look at me that way...and then i have to stop. like for real. because i'm still working.

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

hi RPG--more Details can you belive it??? Woms is at work--guessing MG is too

CullenLover_DazzledbyRob said...

@Wens @JC - Hiya NB's!!! MG is on Twitter...

@acullengirl - You are so naughty. I love it.

@Kerazy60 - Yep, he said he was hungover, but I would guess that the BigPretty was, um, bigger than normal during this shoot. Oh, and there is no reason for you to go anywhere, it's all about RobLove here. =)

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ok you girls are fitting right in!

I like the reverse photo shoot idea...dayum!

kerazy60 said...

Aw thanks CullenLover, it's just so bloody difficult to keep up on blogger lol but I will persevere.

With reference to the size of BigPretty, isn't there another interview that Rob felt more confidant about not being as muscular as Taylor after he saw Taylor in the spandex suit and it did his anatomy no favours?

Rio67 said...

Jeezuz I've got to make dinner now, grinning ear to ear, what on earth has got me so happy? My secret.
bye for now
ps. you all are really fun!

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@ kerazy60

I think that the perfect but detached, emotionless look was deliberate. As I said above, the shoot has a real 80's soft porn feel to it.
I do remember him talking about the hangover - poor baby LOL!

Marina H said...

@kerazy60

He WOULD say something like that wouldn't he, lol. The only part of himself that he doesn't put down...hmm...must be pretty spectacular then.

omgshutupmarina....:-|

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

hey Fifty--you have the shoes for this photo shoot--js

BellaMarie247 said...

"But I can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn't exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wonder what exactly he would do to be "prepared" for this??

Read More
http://www.details.com/celebrities-entertainment/cover-stars/201003/twilight-star-actor-robert-pattinson-remember-me?currentPage=4#ixzz0xZ2dYPOH

Fiftyshadesofpink said...

@wens

LMAO! That's true!! Unsurprisingly, I actually noticed the models' shoes in that shoot!
Have realised too that I keep talking about 80's porn - between that and my S&M shoe collection, people may get the wrong idea about me...

nikola6 said...

A few thoughts. Okay. More than a few, but I cannot help it. I'm feeling some INTENCE inspiration at the moment (that ain't all you're feeling woman)...

1. I nominate Kate for sainthood...you little devil.

2. Agreed Goz. God is indeed a woman, because only a woman could (or would want to) come up with such a creature. Why would a man create 'competition' such as this?

3. DF...aching wrists and a sore tongue huh? Not to mention the swollen lips and worn out jaw (cheeks have kind of had it too...I'll say).

4. Do you suppose Rob has read MotU because I'll be damned if he isn't channeling Fifty here. And no, he isn't wearing his usual 'look' and that's because...HE'S WEARING FIFTY'S!!!

5. Those loooooong legs and BIG feet. Those eyes? That gaze? God? Ma'am? How could you possibly send us to Hell for the thoughts were thinking. Tell me You haven't thought a few yourself. Ladies? I think were in the clear here.

6. I don't think there there was enough Clartin in the world to help him with his "allergy" I'll bet he was dealing with that day (wonder if Kristen was in is LA that day? If not, talk about a sore wrist. If girlfriend was out of town, it's a miracle he didn't end up in a wrist cast...clear up to his elbow).

5. Normally he sets the 'pink' on fire and it's a gooooood burn. But NOW? I'm in actual pain. Broken ribs and a smashed hip? Pish. Those parts of me don't know what pain is.

6. What I cannot fathom is how a man this young can give off such 'off the charts' sexual heat. In the maturity of these photos, you'd swear he was 35. It's surprising that teenages go for him as they usually fall for that which appears 'safe'. Here (and in many other shots of him), this man spells DANGER!!! Do your best buddy. Scare the living shit out of me.

7. And finally (YAY!)...for all of his 'aw shucks' and 'I don't get what all the fuss is about' ways, of course he knows what he's doing and the effect it has on women. The bastard.

That is all. Carry on. Oh wait. You can't carry on. You're all dead. Yanno. Where this one's concerned...I do believe we've all drunk the punch.

Willingly. Happily. Rejoicedly.

Please sir, may I have another?

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kerazy60 said...

All this talk of the BigPretty and as you said Marina, he certainly makes reference to it often enough. He should just whip it out and have done, then we will know for sure.

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

lol @Fifty--i wouldn't worry too much--

Nik--how are you?

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kerazy60 said...

I thought that the punch was very tasty. In fact, I would gladly drink it straight from the source/sauce <see what I did there? ;]

Dessert First said...

Nik,
No joke about the wrist - saving all the Robler, Shining and now details pics has made it sore. Someone needs to invent a "save as many Rob pics in one go as possible" programme. I would be the first to buy!!

How are you doing?

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Did ya get a little excited there Nik?

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

excellent idea dessert--it takes soo long to save all these--can't miss one LOL

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Calling all NB's..come play...

Woms, RPL, MG????

nikola6 said...

I just thought of something.

I'd love to see Rob in a remake of Body Heat with...uh...well...ME!

Okay. Okay.

Angelina Jolie.

Sweetholyjesus!

THAT would be something.

And I'd never make it out of theatre alive.

not.THAT.girl said...

I dont get it...
This is, horrid..
Its like taking the Mona Lisa and turning it into a jigsaw.
You arent working with a blank canvas, you are not show casing your camera work - you are taking pictures of THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN IN THE WORLD.
These pictures would be fine with the fancy stuff, and I hate airbrushing, Rob doesnt need it, he's lovely. Let him be natural, (and by the way, the wrong subject is naked... *off in another day dream*)

Vangie said...

rob do make his face in all different ways,well anytime i see rob close to kristen looking all innocent this thought always all goes through my head WHAT IF ANY DO ROB SAY WHEN HE IS HAVING AN O-- or his facial expression! what do you girls think

acullengirl said...

I would love to play but the hubs just got home from work, my son has football practice that I have to attend since I am team mom wont be home until after eight then it's help with the kids homework and off to bed, Hate RL sometimes, see you all in the morning, can't wait for Wednesday when the Hubby goes out of town again I can stay up and play all night

nikola6 said...

RPG...

I think the t-shirts for the next ROBstock, instead of "POOF" should read...

"FREE THE FUCKING ANACONDA"

LMAO!!!

Marina H said...

holy shit, i talk to clients for like 5 minutes and all this crazy happens! @nik that is some list. oh man. the BEST list. And i'm going to admit...i can't stop wondering what his BigPretty was feeling all day and just how tight his boxer briefs were...and yes, his long legs with no socks and sexy shoes just did a number on my brain.

you ladies are too funny. your comments are making me laugh...and stuff.

also @kerazy60 i SO F*CKING wish that was socially acceptable. but then...what would we have to daydream about...>:D

nikola6 said...

Don't make me laugh. It hurts.

wensdazzled by ThePretty said...

LOL @Nik--loove it

laters CG--DH get in the way of Robsession don't they?

i have to feed my animals too--laters ladies

mwah

Marina H said...

@kerazy60 wait when else did he talk about his RobNobler??

I miss all the good stuff...

BellaMarie247 said...

@Nik - so good to have you back & in good form!
Your #7 - total WIN. He knows...oh yes, he knows. He owns a mirror, he sees the photo proofs. He can't look at a camera lens like that and not know exactly what he's doing.
As the Brits would say: Cheeky Bugger.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Nik,
I agree! FTFA on the front, and FILTM on the back!

kerazy60 said...

It was an interview that I saw on youtube, it may have been the one where he also mentioned slapping Taylor on the arse.

I'll have a hunt around for it and post the link. I don't mind, it gives me an excuse to trail RfP interviews. Chore.

Marina H said...

@kerazy60 I just read the Details article. I can't believe i never read that before.

*snorts* he's allergic to vaggies. I suppose that should make some of us sad...

How much would i love to go have 4 beers with Rob. So much.

TotallyRobbed said...

@Vangie, he doesn't say anything, he just closes his eyes and frowns and breathes and makes noises, buries his face, kisses and bites .... well that's what he did last time. Unless it was a dream ....

TotallyRobbed said...

Tink - you made me laugh - "can I be your piano Rob?! LOL.

nikola6 said...

I'm having real trouble on this damn thing 'cause it's knocking me off right and left.

Although maybe it's had a belly full of listening to my excessive yappiness and it's trying to show me the door.

That would make sense. Couldn't blame it. Sorry blog.

Gwen Cooper 426 said...

As I drooled over these caps, I was thinking how cool it would be if Rob had a magazine photo shoot this hot every single month. (Calendars are not even comparable.)

LOL. I'd go broke buying double subscriptions...

nikola6 said...

Hi DF. Hi Wens.

I'm doing pretty good. Thanks for asking. Well. I'll be doing better if I can figure out how this fucking fire extingwish...extengwesh...ah to hell with it. I'm just gonna stick of tray of ice cubs under my ass.

RPG? Me? A little excited? Well. The 'pink' has turned bright red and is doing the samba in my boy shorts.

You tell me.

Lisa said...

He looks much older and hard core in this photo shoot. It doesn't seem like he is enjoying it. I'll take sensitive Rob.

SagaDevotee said...

I read somewhere that he says of this photoshoot--- he was SUPER hung over & felt like shit. Even on his worst day he's way sexier than anyone else on the planet!

Denise said...

Nik: Your comment about Rob being so young and giving off this much sexual heat....I think it's one of the reason's that older women are attracted to him, he's only 24, but he seems more mature than that somehow, well, in any event Details knew how to "work it".

Ripley said...

Rob looks even hotter with the women touching him. Oh to be one of those hands.

nikola6 said...

@BellaMarie...

Thanks. Yeah, I'm back. But I don't know how good my form is at the moment. LOL!

@notTHATgirl...

I'm gonna have to respectfully disagree with you there hon. No, this isn't Rob. He's playing a role here. This thing wasn't just taking pictures of him. It was damn near performance art. And if you don't like this, you might not like Bel Ami or other sexually provacative roles that I'm gonna bet my hands on that he'll play in the future.

And interestingly enough, it's the fact that he is clothed that makes this whole concept so damn interesting and provocative. It pitting him against these woman. The man in charge up against female sexuality which can bring the strongest of men to their knees.

This thing is about who's got the upper hand? Who's going to submit first? This photo concept is about sexual power. Those bathtub shots? Those are the sexiest ones of the bunch. She's offering (even her hands are up above her in a submissive pose). But he's resisting. Who's going to dominate who? Although...you see the first crack in him as he reaches out with just one finger...to touch her. I think she won the moment in that scene.

A story is being told here and the most interesting part of it is...what is going to happen between these three when the camera is gone.

These pictures are not mere representations of Robert Pattison.
He is playing a part. This is a sexual fantasy.

And I swear to god...either he's aware of Fifty OR Icy was in cahoots with Norman.

Just an opinion.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Oh dear God there are more Shining outtakes...

Just FMN please before I die....

nikola6 said...

Even the fact that in some of the shots, he looks bored. Like...'you bitches are not gonna take me down.
I'm taking you down when I'm damn good and ready. I'm in control here.

He thinks.

Delle1 said...

@Vangie,Lol at ur comment about Rob and the "Big O"....can't wait to see that expression on his gorgeous face.....Think we'll have to wait for "BelAmi" to see it though,even though Remember Me had a couple of scenes,we still didn't get a good look at his facials.....otherwise we'll be waiting for Breaking Dawn and then we'll be as close to seeing the real thing as we're ever gonna get...

Denise said...

Interesting how anyone that read MoTU have all felt that this photo shoot was so very "Fifty". I wonder what Icy would think.
There does seem to be a Sub/Dom thing going on here in a way.

kerazy60 said...

@Marina, I found the interview. It wasn't a vid (sooo disappointed, I would have loved to have heard him say it) but i've found the quote. It's everywhere on the internet but I can't find where it came from. I hope to dear God that it's a real quote and not some trashy made up one =[ - it certainly sounds like something that he would say.

"http://www.celebuzz.com/robert-pattinson-says-taylor-lautner-s225151/"

nikola6 said...

@Denise...

EXACTLY! Do you think that Zak Effron could pull off a photo shoot like this? It would look disturbing. It would look like child pornography.

Robert Pattinson (when he wants to) can look like a man ten years older than he is. Which is the chameleon effect at work. And yes, this is why WOMEN are responding to him as they did to Depp and DiCaprio when they were the same age (although compared to Rob at the same age, they did look like 'boys') and like them, he has actual talent which is why he's going to survive the 'teen idol' tag and go on to have a substantial film career.

Just one more opinion. But I'd bet my legs (and oh am I vain about my legs) that I've got this one right.

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

http://twitpic.com/2hvq5n

dear lawd help me...

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

http://twitpic.com/2hvnmw

PrettySparklies said...

FILTM! :D
I just started a Twilight blog with my friend. Check it out and tell me what you think please. http://breakindownltt.blogspot.com/

I love all the commenters on this blog! :D

How did I manage to avoid everything Twilight until this past MAY? And now I'm kicking myself for missing so much Rob. haha!

Love you ladies and gents!

*hugs*
PrettySparklies

kerazy60 said...

Bugger me, Rpattzgirl, that second twitpic, i've NEVER seen that photo.
Where is it from? Are there more?
Oh God, what have you done to me?

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

kerazy60,

rplife...they're from the Stuart Shining shoot..there's tones more

here's one I played with, just for fun

http://twitpic.com/2hw0ij

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Uhhhh...yeah...I can't speak now..

http://twitpic.com/2hw1i5

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ded now...

http://twitpic.com/2hw13a

Marina H said...

@kerazy60 Thanks for finding that. it totes does sound like something he should say. we'll just take his word for it ;)

And i agree with what you guys are saying. I think our boy TOTALLY knows about Fifty...I mean why else would he give us so much bare-feet porn...pouty angry Fifty look...oh man. he knows.

Marina H said...

@rpattzgirl

omg i want to make that my desktop wallpaper and ram my face into it.

wait whoa...did that just come out of my mouth?

yep.

happy trails make for happy ladies. #imjustsaying

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

LMAO Marina!

Ram away!

Marina H said...

the rest of those photos are fantastic. what a great shoot.

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Ellie said...

Hey, rpg!!!!!!!!
How you doin', girl?


The Stuart Shining pics are pure win! thanks for posting the links...I haven't seen them in awhile. xo

And Tink, thank you SO much for this little surprise.
Sweet Kate? You're such a tease
(olive juice, bb.).

Ellie said...

Oh, where are my manners?

Hi, Marina! *waves

rpattzgirl survived Rob! said...

Ellie,
Hi darlin! The pics are to die for, and the new out takes are just yum!

Marina H said...

:)

Hi Ellie!

*waves back*

Ellie said...

Yes!
I wanna be in that tub! lol
How's your summer going?


OT...I missed blogger. I have difficulty navigating Disquis, having to refresh and keep adding my ID and passwword. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

Denise said...

@rapatzgirl: I saw these on another site.....I've never seen a "grampy sweater" look so hawt!!!!

Ellie said...

Marina, have I "talked" to you before? I haven't been on here consistently in a long while.

nikola6 said...

@MarinaH...

Since you said you just now read the Details article, I wonder if you were aware of the dust storm that it kicked up? A lot thought he was saying that he didn't like women and that he was 'coming out' and announcing he was gay (right. in the dawn of his stardom he's going to announce something like that and shoot his brand new movie career in the foot *rolls eyes*).

Truth is, that comment was the punchline of an old joke. <> Ha ha. Get it? A lot of people didn't.

Also...when we are allergic to something, what happens? We have a REACTION to it. He wasn't saying that he was gay or that he didn't like women. He was saying the EXACT opposite. As for the rest of the quote..."I hate vagina".

I love reeces peanut butter cups, so much so that I want to make love to them. And I have been known on occasion to pig out on a whole bag of them in one evening and pay the price later with a belly ache and even some throwing up which I do while moaning..."I hate reeces peanut cups". This is what he meant, that he loves or desires that part of a woman's body so much that it can control him and part of him hates that; to let something have that much power over him.

And this little firestorm kicked up because unfortunately, reading COMPREHENSION scores are waaaaaay down. People today tend to 'literally' take the words off the page and give no thought of the subtext that might lie beneath them.
And I believe this happens to Rob a lot because he is highly intelligent and his thought processes do not work like the the average bear and he says things that sail over most people's heads. Which is why is VERY misunderstood.

Ya gotta get up pretty early in the morning if you're gonna "get" Robert Pattinson. And I suspect that a lot who claim they love him to pieces just might. But I'm not sure they really get him at all. But they rationalize his oddness away and project onto him what they want and need him to be...for them.

This is just a theory. And I could be so up in the night about this, that the sun is starting to peak up over the horizon.

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nikola6 said...

Goddamit! It did it again. Back to deleting.

I swear, I'd give my good hip to get Disqus back.

Marina H said...

@nikola6 Yeah it was an interesting article. I find it hard to take anything he says seriously because we see how he talks in videos, haha. He's all giggles! I enjoyed it actually because he said a lot of things that were new (to us) and random and funny and true. I hate when people read too much into it...talk about the science behind being allergic to vaginas...i mean come on, lol. I could totally picture him saying that like...word vomit.

It was a really interesting article, quite different than all the other boring crap they publish about him. Thanks for sharing your opinion, i like reading it :)

and @Ellie no we haven't talked before (i don't think), i just started commenting on her last weekend during the whole...Montreal madness! I recently got back into freelancing and I'm home on my computer all day so I figured i'd jump right in. Quite enjoying this raunchy and loving community here. I like making RobFriends :)

Glad to meet you!

lallieb said...

OK, I've read to the end and just a couple of comments.
@Nik, I feel your pain a bit, though nothing compared to it: I had my face carved up yesterday to remove a 1/2 cm. little pink spot that was finally determined to be a basal cell carcinoma after 4 yrs. Now I have a huge mummy bandage on my whole cheek, a swollen black eye, and oh yuh, a 4 cm (1.5") scar on my cheek. Not a good day. But back to Robsessing. Great breakdown of the photoshoot, absolutely a performance by him, he can do that-he's an actor! But it must have been kind of rough, especially being hungover, but maybe not. Not my favorite shoot either, although appreciated what they were going for, Helmut Newton, edgy, artsy blah, blah.

@MarinaH: The Details interview was discussed endlessly and my take is that it was a major fail. She did not edit or convey Rob's words, his jokes, appropriately or in his favor. She is not a journalist and some said she was a friend, she was no friend as far as I'm concerned. The vagina allergy comment was a total joke (it's an old British joke). Though it's entertaining in parts, the interview was more about her than Rob. Oh yuh and she started the negro comment, which I won't even get into, but trust me, this was not the interview that anyone should read if they want to know about Rob. It unfortunately caused a bit of a gossip firestorm which was very undeserved and unfair to Rob.

lallieb said...

@Nik, you beat me to it, even using the same word "firestorm", LOL.

nikola6 said...

@MarinaH...

I went back to check my post because I had to delete again and I couldn't believe it. Part of what I was saying to you (the heart of the post) got deleted too. What the fucking fuck? Anyway.

When Rob said that he was allergic to vagina, it was the punchline to an old joke...

Man walks into doctor's office and says, 'Doc, I think I'm alergic to vagina'. Doc says, 'why's that'? Man replies, 'when I get near them I swell up, turn red and want to rub.

And because people didn't understand what he was referencing too, a little bit of hell broke loose.

And damn if I haven't been spoiled by Disquis. In the time I've been on the blog this afternoon, I've had to delete six (?) posts because of multiple postings and it's kicked me off at least six times. Maybe more. I've stopped counting. But so much so that my frustration levels are reaching critical mass and so I'm getting the hell outta dodge for awhile.

Ya'all have fun.

Marina H said...

Yeah i assumed it was a joke. I just thought it was hilarious.

No serious things pulled from that article. Besides his love for random weird looking wasabi nuts. :)

Night ladies!

lallieb said...

@Marina, I know you're gone, but that was a good take away...his obsession with the wasabi nuts! There were others too, that were kind of revealing, but the overall way he was depicted was just off. Good night and sorry to have underestimated you.

Marina H said...

@lallieb

I feel silly, because when i commented about it earlier, i was just joking around since we were all talking about naughty things. i honestly didn't take any part of that article seriously. especially the vag part.

like i said, i thought it was just hilarious...but i feel bad that it caused so much trouble for him. stupid reporters...or non-reporters

lallieb said...

@Marina, of course you did! Just wanting to acknowledge. I'm now thinking I like Disqus better than this blogging thing. Was not a fan, but hope it comes back.

Isabel said...

AH!!! He's totally Fifty here. Someone use these pics to make an MOTU youtube vid pleeeeze. And the allergic to vagina thingy is a witty joke that actually means he's really attracted to women.

lmjabara said...

Oh Kate! thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou I love these the best of all especially these in no particular order: he's sitting on the toilet and looking in on her, (how did he do that believeably?), and walk away all unaffected? then when he's looking back over his shoulder like, 'what did you say?' and the girl who's holding his face? I like that one better than what was in the actual publication. and God that he is sitting slumped down in the chair looking at us down his empirical nose! ah! so superier. and just all the rest! Love him to bits I do. Wish I was english and grew up when he did where he did,...i swear I'd dig up Merlin and contrive a spell to make him love me forever! and then some. and a spell to make us young forever.

Robsessive-HOTTINSON said...

OMFG DEAD DONE GONE

This man is such a natural sex on the legs those pics are fucking killing me what a way to wake up

Kate you told but I was not aware that you are telling my fucking end

Robsessive-HOTTINSON said...

@LHR FTMFA?

dorym said...

Seriously!

nellieduff said...

Well, I just don't know what to say... There were pictures I liked from this shoot and pictures I didn't. Some of my favorites are among these outtakes that we've never seen. Who was in charge of choosing which ones made it to the final cut anyhow? I agree that the article didn't do him any favors because it included quotes that were completely unexplained and out of context to the conversation he must have had with the interviewer. You know, drought ridden times are tough. We don't see new pictures or interviews. Fabulous outtakes from photoshoots that were very limited in what was released originally do seem to come crawling out of the woodwork during these times though, and I happily console myself with them knowing that for a change Rob is able to focus on his personal life and mental and physical health. I hope when we see him again it's because he's promoting something he's excited about and not because some a--hole pap caught a picture of him pumping gas, or worse yet, through the window of some private location or residence. Gross! Maybe next time we see Rob and Kristen together, it will be an official public appearance and they'll be relaxed and happy to be out together. Here's to hoping!

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