Caption Robert Pattinson To Win A "Cosmopolis" DVD

As you know Robert Pattinson's "Cosmopolis" is out on DVD in the UK on 12th November.
(It's already available to rent or buy on iTunes in the Uk & Ire )
And thanks to EntertainmentOne we have a DVD to give away to a lucky reader.

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Find out how to Enter After The Cut 



Step into the exclusive 24-hour limousine journey of pleasure-seeking billionaire Eric Packer (ROBERT PATTINSON) when COSMOPOLIS is released on DVD and Blu-ray on 12th November 2012, courtesy of Entertainment One.

Directed by DAVID CRONENBERG (Crash, Existenz, Dead Ringers) COSMOPOLIS boasts an outstanding cast led by ROBERT PATTINSON (Twilight, Bel Ami) in a career breakout performance.

New York is in turmoil, the age of capitalism is drawing to a close and Eric Packer (ROBERT PATTINSON), a high finance golden boy, is chauffeured across the city in his extravagant limousine to get a haircut. A visit from the President of the United States paralyses Manhattan and as the day goes by an eruption of wild activity unfolds on the city’s streets. Eric watches helplessly as his empire collapses and as his paranoia intensifies during the 24-hour period, he starts to piece together clues that lead him to a most terrifying secret: his imminent assassination.

Adapted by DAVID CRONENBERG from the original novel of the same name by bestselling contemporary author DON DELILLO (White Noise, Underworld), COSMOPOLIS surpasses its challenging origins, bringing to the screen the spirit of a darkly corrupt yet impossibly sexy, enticing and prophetic vision of the world.

Full of intrigue and surprise, COSMOPOLIS is a dark, glamorous and inescapable ride.

Are you ready to go on that ride?
To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to do is..........

Caption THIS pic

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  • Your fellow ROBsessors will vote by clicking that little "like" button next to your comment.
  • Do not click "like" twice because it deletes the 1st vote when you do.
  • The caption with the most "likes" wins.
  • Please keep your caption to 1-3 sentences ;-)
  • The contest is only open to the UK (sorry! we will run an international one in the future ;-)) you have until 10pm GMT on Saturday 10th Nov 2012 to enter
GOOD LUCK

176 comments:

Gozde said...

She did what???

Gozde said...

Interviewer: " ¿So,what is your favorite scene in Breaking Dawn 2 ? "

Gozde said...

How many times have I been voted the sexiest man alive??!!

Gozde said...

You don't believe I give the noisiest kisses? Want to try one?......

Gozde said...

OT: I don't know why I have to see a "dislike" already three times. We never needed a dislike button on ROBsessed, why do you use it suddenly. THIS IS FUN!!!!!

Gozde said...

They want to do WHAT to my eyebrows!!?

Gozde said...

WHAT ? You want me to use my vacuum lips on you ?

Gozde said...

Say whut? I'm gonna do a ghetto pirate shoot wearing a lipstick red tux in a post apocalyptic desert setting?

Gozde said...

I know :-(

Gozde said...

............... sorry - The Rover is now being directed by WHO ????????

Gozde said...

ITA !!

Gozde said...

Where do you tick for like now?

Gozde said...

To like just click on the button under the comment that looks like: ^

Gozde said...

You've never heard of ROBsessed ?!!

Gozde said...

lol

Gozde said...

THANK YOU for taking them back, THANK YOU!!!!

Gozde said...

Thanks. When I refresh all the comments are all over the place, no order to when they wree posted!

Gozde said...

if you want them in time order and not to move, click the arrow next to discussion and select newest :)

Gozde said...

*taking pants off while walking to the living room where kristen is sitting*
Says: someone's feeling very horn..papa stew! :o *remembers kstew said her father was coming*

Gozde said...

Hehe

Gozde said...

Some of you count my chest hairs in photographs? Really!? I mean, I guess that's flattering but...really!?

Gozde said...

What?? MrsLPattinson hasn't seen Cosmopolis yet? Get her a dvd!

Gozde said...

I'm game :D

Gozde said...

*checking my mailbox for my invitation*

Gozde said...

Rob: Really? This only looks like the jacket Edward wore in NEW MOON.

Gozde said...

you did reserve my private room ... right Mizzar? LOL :P

Gozde said...

Sky diving with Kimmel?? Bring it on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

Gozde said...

Is that my Russian Vodka T-Shirt?

Gozde said...

just say where and when ;)

Gozde said...

"Just the tip in Breaking Dawn, became the whole package in Cosmopolis."

Gozde said...

mmmh,...maybe i forgot to send invitations to all other party guests ? lol

Gozde said...

cell 6 right ? everything charged and ready ! :-9

Gozde said...

DR all year long !! lol

Gozde said...

sex game ? lol

Gozde said...

lol lol !

Gozde said...

P.S.: I just saw it's UK only....so i'm out of competition....but it just makes so much fun, can't help myself and play with you all...:-)

Gozde said...

do you know if they ever got that extra outlet installed? It's much easier to just use rechargeable batteries, but I needed more plugs to keep everything charged. :P
LOL
oh, and what about my privacy screen? did that come in last week? I paid for faster delivery. ;D

Gozde said...

You broke my e-cig!

Gozde said...

i liked your caption too. everytime i hear that question now i'm going to scream. i really can't hear it anymore, how must Rob feel then ? it's unbelievable they are so uncreative.

Gozde said...

poor Rob, he can´t answer it anymore !......he puts shocked face and squirms looking for something. lol !

Gozde said...

Tink.
Tell them.. I will still be on Robsessed.. Right?

Gozde said...

Really!!!! I can get Tim Tams at Tesco's!!!!!

Gozde said...

Ooooooooooooooop, that wasn't a seat warmer, thaaaaaaaaat was a microphone!!?? :-0

Gozde said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gozde said...

I had labels on my shoes as well as dodgy socks????

Gozde said...

Haha those labels were so funny :D

Gozde said...

" Tom Hiddleston ?.....really ? "

Gozde said...

Oh! I think a little bit came out of my pants!!!

Gozde said...

I couldn't make out the socks though, could you?

Gozde said...

Nope didn't get that unless he doesn't like plain dark socks lol

Gozde said...

I'm liking this ... but it's a fresh wound for me Nuzz. too soon! :3
.....
.....
lol

Gozde said...

dont tell me the little bugger won despite all our efforts.

Gozde said...

I think you've started something Mizz.....

Gozde said...

May I remind you that YOU are not allowed out unsupervised.

Gozde said...

you don't have to remind me love. this attractive ankle bracelet is reminder enough. gonna email you . K?

Gozde said...

"What?! You're offering up a paparazzi for me to castrate?!"

Gozde said...

brilliant yes, scream with laughter maybe, fresh tears definitley. how is this man competition to ROB ?

Gozde said...

you knwo when they're going to tell us who won ?

Gozde said...

Only in his dreams !!!

Gozde said...

if it goes to print in January we might know by the end of this year...online. but no, not for sure if Rob beat him or not.

Gozde said...

oh no, don't blame me for all pervs and lunatics here, i didn't even know from the DR before Jen and Ohbiteme invited me 11 months ago.

Gozde said...

no regrets ;o

Gozde said...

OMG So thats what a real prostate exam feels like :o

Gozde said...

I noticed those too!

Gozde said...

I think we should re name him ' little tommy titmouse ' I mean ...how dare he even presume ????

Gozde said...

well he certainly isnt in my dreams.

Gozde said...

said in best British accent, "Blimey - a nouvelle question - that just not cricket; it`s got me stumped!"

Gozde said...

I still haven't found one person that knows who he is!!! LOL
Mind you most of the people I work with didn't know who Rob is either - the horror.....don't worry..I enlightened them :-)

Gozde said...

Oh man - that`s so bad!

Gozde said...

long way to go yet lol !!!

Gozde said...

Ugh good god no !!!

Gozde said...

If he hadn't freaked about the socks we wouldn't have seen the labels LOL

Gozde said...

I did read an article on him...cant remember most of it but he does apparently have a really large gay ( no reference to him personally ) following as well as the youngsters who like all the super hero films.

Gozde said...

* applying band aid to Jen as we speak *

Gozde said...

replied to your mail sweetie

Gozde said...

Er Excuse me ...you are the one inviting all and sundry to party...I hope you know what you're doing cos im not clearing up the debris.

Gozde said...

ha ha
UGH how DISGUSTING...the very thought ...Ughhh!

Gozde said...

LMAO ha ha ha
are you going to give yourself a dislike ?

Gozde said...

We have women on here round the clock who were probably voting round the clock.....how do youngsters compete with that??? They should be locked up studying ! !

Gozde said...

He does nothing for me whatsoever but I have to admit I did like what he was wearing in the GQ post for best dressed man :/

Gozde said...

LMAO :D

Gozde said...

Say Whaaaat??

Gozde said...

xxx :)

Gozde said...

He must be robsessed then too. ;-O

Gozde said...

Im sorry but we simply cant have you going around saying that kind of thing.
* shouts * Mizz ...get the soap we need to do a bit of washing out here.

Gozde said...

I was just going to say the same thing you beat me to it !!!! I'm shocked Maria :O

Gozde said...

pity it wasnt Hittleston we could have called him 'T-HITS...or TITS for short

Gozde said...

i was more thinking of a party for two *dreams*

Gozde said...

a sort of ' one on one' kind of thing, as in you would love to be on this certain one, and you would love to give this one ...one, if one gets one's meaning.

Gozde said...

Im not even bothered with the studying bit..

Gozde said...

you hold her arms !

Gozde said...

:-( Does my hours and hours of voting and my hundreds and hundreds of votes causing a numb finger AND leaving work early on the last day only to find they had closed the voting early count for nothing? NOTHING??? :-(

Gozde said...

Generally I think you have to have a reason to lock up anybody......okay we could probably come up with a good reason to lock up the majority of youngters out there but I'm not sure that voting will cut the mustard LOL

Gozde said...

"oh shit" *just sees the U'omo photoshoot shots.......

Gozde said...

oh good grief - didn't see the UK thing until I'd already posted my caption. LOL. Oh well, count me out.

Gozde said...

LMAO !! i won't object. i mean who is able to spell his name anyway ? i think TITS it is. *high five* :-)

Gozde said...

thanks lyn

Gozde said...

NOPE .....open wide !!!

Gozde said...

*high fiving *

Gozde said...

I'll ignore all the oh so obvious connotations to that comment and just go with:
Oh, you're a cold-hearted woman!!!! ;p

Gozde said...

sticks and stones...you're still getting the soap.

Gozde said...

Stunned....

Gozde said...

Still not good enough :( I'm disappointed !!!

Gozde said...

I would have said...yeah? you and who's army???? but I see you've already roped in help!! Seeing as you are both at different ends of the country to me I think I will sleep soundly cos....yeah, right...THAT's gonna happen!!!!! LMAO

Gozde said...

I know......who would have thought !!

Gozde said...

should I get the riding crop Nuzz? :P

Gozde said...

YOU'RE disappointed?????? Who is it saying they'll hold my arms??? Oh that's right....YOU !!!!

Gozde said...

and the hobbles if you still have them...shes a bit flighty .

Gozde said...

Well maybe just this time we will let it go !! Didn't you know you have to watch what you say around here LMAO :D

Gozde said...

umm yeah, about that?? I kinda got someone in them already....duct tape okay?
lmao

Gozde said...

Oh so you're the borg queen now are you??? You've been looking at the freaky photo of Rob with the borg-looking eye patches LOL

Okay, okay.....can't you find some nice tasting medicine.... bit of any oxymoron I'll admit but I can live in hope ;-) There was me sitting watching Men in Black 3 when I happened to mention a nice SUIT and got cra**ed on from a great height!!!!! ;p

Gozde said...

OFFS Jen... duct tape it is then.


Anyone I know ? ( just asking ).

Gozde said...

thats me in the photoshoot under his cape...Im sort of bendin over a bit .


MIB 3 ???...it just gets worse ha ha

Gozde said...

R: What? David’s ball-cam of the prostate exam is a DVD extra?

Gozde said...

one very hard and long one please !

Gozde said...

I won't dignify you under his cape LOL
MIB3.....I wouldn't know!!! Daughter 1 tells me it's good so I settle down to watch only to be sidetracked with threats of soap and medicine ;p This is a strange world !!!

Gozde said...

i get the vacuum . that's quick and painless. we don#t want to give her any pleasure do we ?

Gozde said...

Lesson learnt lol ;)

Gozde said...

;-) I think so ;-)

Gozde said...

for fun or punishement...wait, that's not working, i love both ideas...lol
i have a better idea...*drum roll*.....we wish Maria a TITS dream....Bwahahahah

Gozde said...

I dont know about you but im getting confused about these conversations they are all running into one now :/

Gozde said...

That's funny lol I was just reading down them thinking the order had got a bit skewed :/ It's almost as if once a reply has gained enough comments of its own it breaks off from the original comment. That doesn't make sense - as clear as mud - but do you get the gist?? I don't think changing the viewing order will help either.

Gozde said...

ha ha its a bugger !

Gozde said...

yes that makes sense and I agree :) maybe they think people are going to make so many comments lol..... I'm not sure that anyone else not involved with the conversation could make sense of it !!!!

Gozde said...

I know the times are all over the place !!! Off to bed now :)

Gozde said...

:-/

Gozde said...

Must stop reading ROBsessed it's making my eyes pop out.

Gozde said...

i stopped watching MIB 3 after the first 5 minutes. the opening sequence...horrible....i watched Indiana J. 4 a few days ago...soooo boring....and Die Hard 4...even worse....they all ruin iconic movies because they have no ideas anymore what so ever and just want to make money....I'M SO THANKFUL FOR ROB !

Gozde said...

lol for me you can not shout loud enough...the entire world should know what Tom ...T-HITS or TITS like we call him from now on, can't hold a candle to Rob in all thinkable ways.

Gozde said...

i have no plan at all anymore. who answered to whom and what. it's all in the same "colum" but not always the same conversation. it's so stupid. why don#t they see that ?

Gozde said...

OH wow, that girl needs to wear her shamanties! I didn't know I could do THAT!

Gozde said...

*moans*

Gozde said...

I guess I must do my duty and vote!

Gozde said...

Then Rob should be saying " TITS, really?"

Gozde said...

Truer words were never spoken, Mizzz. Most movies are crap nowadays; makes us appreciate Rob even more. Like that song that Prince wrote and that bald-headed girl sang it.."Nothin' compares to you, Rob"...and I mean nothin'.

Gozde said...

Ya'll are pervs! But we love you for it!

Gozde said...

Me, Too! I can be VERY *smirk* good!

Gozde said...

Laxative - Where will you be when yours kicks in?

Gozde said...

Please..billions of them!

Gozde said...

Yea, and this supposed to be a caption contest for UK.. Instead it turns into pervy-post for US!..lol

Gozde said...

I does start interesting conversations!

Gozde said...

Mizzy, you're adorable. <3

Gozde said...

LOL, that bald-headed girl. That would be Sinead O'Connor. Back then she could get away with the bald head, due to her fine facial features. Now, not so much. Google her.

Gozde said...

You've got to admit it's funny reading it through lol

Gozde said...

"I may have to DRIVE in Map To The Stars???"

Gozde said...

hmmm....meyyyybehh ;o
lmfao ... I've been sworn to secrecy! This could ruin people ... I'm sure you understand! ;D

Gozde said...

well, it always starts out as punishment, but usually ends up fun for everyone! lol
you know how it is ... once you're a quivering mess on the floor, who gives a shit? ;D

Gozde said...

"You mean Master of the Universe ISN'T about the adventures of a warrior called He-Man??"

Gozde said...

Do we get to vote up even if we are not from the UK?

Gozde said...

My first comment when I read the article was.I'd do my duty and vote!!! But I read the string and couldn't help myself........I see you got caught up in the silliness also.....but I did vote...Several times! I guess you could accuse me of voters' fraud. LOL I'll have to come back to see if there are any new captions tomorrow! I really had to stop myself when it came to the Americans coming up with captions....But alas I didn't vote for the heathens!!! LOL

Gozde said...

I must confess that I did vote but also gave likes to those heathens, even though they deserve a thrashin for being so bad...uh yea..they'd probably like that a little too much..lol

Gozde said...

I did. I guess it counts.

Gozde said...

What? Stephanie has finished a book from Edward's point of view? Hell NO!!!

Gozde said...

Yes, he should be saying 'TITS', and often.

Gozde said...

I know... sighh...

Gozde said...

You've never heard of me??!! I'm kind of a big deal!!

Gozde said...

:-)

Gozde said...

"Rob is it true that The Rover is going to be split into five films......and that you'll be required to wear contact lenses ???"

Gozde said...

it´s so fanny, isn´t?.....Mizzz, .worse for me !!! lol I imagined my oldest daughter in UK, getting my Rob´s dvd hahaha it would have been ooowwwww lol .. she loves him too !!! I'll tell her,she will have a good laugh at my!!! lol !

Gozde said...

you daughter lives in the UK and loves Rob too? so cool! it's for fun here anyway.

Gozde said...

Hey dude ....that are my Ray-Bans you wear there !

Gozde said...

sounds good to me ;)

Gozde said...

Really? You are going to ask again how I feel now that Twilight's over? I'm running out of ways to answer that!

Gozde said...

I soooo cracked up when he said that. And then my mind went directly to the gutter.

Gozde said...

Me no likely the new page set up. It's weird.

Gozde said...

"What? My fly is open again?" ---- I'm not from UK so I cant join the contest but I thought I should get this one out. LOL

Gozde said...

I think you`ve got a winner there Lyn! :)

Gozde said...

I should've ran for president? I would've the best most wonderful sexiest president ever?

Gozde said...

I'm there !!

Gozde said...

OMG The suit, the suit!!!! NOT the creepy man LOL

Gozde said...

I doubt they would.........the next part is like a conversation starting from nowhere lol

Gozde said...

Oh yea , I remember her like yesterday.. just couldn't think of her name. She had a lot of issues with her beauty and political ones, too. On a late-nite show, maybe Arsenio, she sang a song about Cromwell and Ireland..it was awesome...Is she still bald?

Gozde said...

yes,with husband and childs, my granddougther too loves Rob! it`s a family thing lol...we are all Rob!!!

Gozde said...

Why dont you just take your medicine and be done with it....resistance is futile !

Gozde said...

LMAO...she wont know What your on about !!!
probably thinks you're a perv...well yeah !

Gozde said...

"What do you mean I can't pee in the limo?"

 
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