HO HO HO! Merry ROBmas!
It's Friday during RobHoliday Season which means it's Caption Contest time! I have a cool little-known-fact about Rob and the story, Wallbanger, but we'll get to that soon. First things first....
CAPTION THIS!!!
Caption Contest Guidelines:
- To enter, write a caption for the picture in the comment section.
- Your fellow ROBsessors will vote by clicking the little "vote up" arrow beneath your comment.
- Do not click the "vote up" arrow twice because it deletes your vote when you do. You'll see the voted number light up blue when your vote is counted.
- The caption with the most votes wins.
- Try to keep your caption to 1-3 sentences. ;)
- The contest is open worldwide & you have until 9pm (PST) Sunday, Dec. 9th, to enter.
- Next contest will be Friday, Dec. 14th.
- Winner: You'll win the eBook version of the newly released (Nov. 25, 2012) Wallbanger by Alice Clayton
- Runner up: You'll win the eBook versions of the 2010 series, The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed, by Alice Clayton
The publisher told me something that made me want to do the Elaine "Get OUT" Benes shove. Let's flashback to an excerpt of an interview with Rob from May 2009 by Amy Raphael with The Guardian:
Most actors live in apartments, or at least hotel suites, while on set. But not Pattinson: "I've settled there now. It would take about three weeks for me to gather all my belongings. I don't let the maids in. I don't even pull the duvet down now because I don't want to see what's underneath."OF COURSE!!! How did I never assume the link? Alice Clayton named the infamous cat in Wallbanger, Clive, after Rob's infamous joke. Rob and his crazy names for self. I'm sure I would have caught on if the cat's name was Spunk Ransom. ;) I love that we know this little secret that the average reader won't know when they check out the story. Robsession lives on!
There are always fans waiting outside the hotel but he tries not to think about the phenomenal level of fame he's reached in north America; he says he'd go mad if he did. So he tries to disguise himself: "But instead I'm just getting more and more conspicuous; I'm wearing two hoods, a hat and sunglasses, which kind of stands out in the middle of the night. So I'm learning to sprint."
At times Pattinson sounds grown-up, but he also lapses into adolescent silliness. Ask if he has a fake hotel name and the giggling starts: "I was Clive Handjob in Paris. Everyone in the hotel called me 'Monsieur Handjob'. That was good, cheap fun."
Click HERE if you want to read about Alice, Wallbanger and more in our first Caption Contest post.
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GOOD LUCK! MERRY ROBMAS AND HAPPY ROBHOLIDAYS!!!!
Other ROBsessed festivities for the season...
- ROBsessed Holiday Video Challenge with some FANTASTIC Prizes!
- ROBsessed Advent Calendar - Daily treats for 25 days!
- 12 Days of ROBmas - Starts 12 days before Christmas with a new banner each day!
- Cosmopolis Countdown Giveaway - Starts Dec. 21st with 3 exciting prize packs being given away for the US release of Cosmopolis!
- ROBsessed Awards - Voting starts after Christmas and winners announced Dec. 31st!
- 365 Days of ROB - 2013 list revealed Dec. 31st!
- More caption contests into the new year with more prizes!
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74 comments:
Excuse me sir..I know I'm a big guy and all, but could I pleaaase have your autograph
Rob: Hey man, you have got to check out Robsessed! It's the most awesome website. But be careful if they invite you into the DR. They say some who have entered have never returned!
Oh..Mr Pattinson.....can I just say My Nan loves you....... and your flies are undone Sir!
Oh...Mr Pattinson...Dean asked me to tell you your Zizzler Burger is ready when you are....
OMG......Sir... Mr Pattinson..... Oh My, it's true what all these girls say..... you really do glow...... and your hand is as cold as ice.... you really are a vampire!!
Man: "Mr. Pattinson, you have such lovely hands. Do you moisturize?"
Rob: "Why yes I do, gotta do what I can to always have them "hand/finger porn" ready.
You really are beautiful
“I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.”
Man: Oh Mr. Pattinson, I just wanted to say I loved the jumping Rob video!
Rob: Why thank you, I have to keep my Robsessed fans happy!
this isn't a caption lol. thanks tink for the reminder about clive, i was thinking i remember clive, who was he? and of course he was bella's cat! in the fan fic, clive had his own pov at the end, he watched over 'the feeder and the tall one' awww. does anyone know if its in the new book? lyn, you got to the end yet? :)
Hey why are you grabbing my hand? You don't look anything like Aro.
"Many congratulations Mr Pattinson, we've beaten last year's screaming record by an extra 10 decibels!"
"Nice to meet you Mr P, just a friendly warning. Snuggler says if you don't get yourself down to the other end of the red carpet there's going to be trouble!"
And we all scroll back up to double check the fly...what a bunch of pervy hoors, lol
Rob: So...now you know your future. Alice taught me her secret.
Mr. Pattinson, are you using SKII face packs for your hands too? They are so soft!!
"No really, you don't have to call me M'Lord or kiss my ring, just plain old Rob is fine."
yes finished it today and Clives POV is at the end :)
Your Highness, finally i'm so honoured to meet you. All the screaming and worshipping from women of all ages around the world is beyond phenomenon. You're one of a kind!.... an enigma.... Please tell me your secret?
Rob: What secret? Ain't no secret at all, Im playing Edward Cullen, the hottest vampire in the world.
Most of this post is completely incomprehensible to me...though I do recognize the Handjob ref...lol
Mr. Pattinson, I'm going to be your bodyguard during Mission : Blacklist. It seems Dean refuses to go to Iraq!
''Uh Mr. Pattinson, this movie is ok, but I saw you in Cosmopolis and you were great!''
Rob, ''Oh well, thanks a lot, glad you liked it.''
Man: "Can I just say,Sir, that you had me at "hello, I'm Edward Cullen"................I'm complete now.....you complete me...."
Rob: " Oh, errrr, ummm, huh...errr....thats nice.........can I have my hand back?"
Gentleman to Rob: " Your Holiness what a pleasure to meet you, may i call you Mr. Pattinson" Rob: "No need to be so formal just call me Rob"
Rob: "you don't REALLY think I can read minds?"
Hey Rob,
Rob: oh hi
I am Robsfantastic
Rob: what? Who?
R.o.b.s.f.a.n.t.a.s.t.i.c.
Rob: SECURITY!!!!!
As I am been hauled away I yellED......ROBSESSED....THIS IS FOR YOU....SONJA, JEN, LYNN, MEZZ, LEAH, MARIA OH SHIT THERE'S TWO?... Nuzz............................Vic..........kie..... simooooone.....oliv......oh what the heck it for all you bitches!!!
Now do you all believe me when I say he was gonna drive me crazy one day.
Man: Mr. Pattinson can I please please have your green Gucci suit?
I need to dazzle my wife beacause I forgot our anniversary.
Rob: What?! My green suit?! No, but I'll give you a tip...don't shave your hair
Guy : *sings* I wanna hold your hand...~
Rob : Er...thanks man. Nice meeting you too.
"Mr. Pattinson, my wife's a huge fan of yours!!! I just want to take this opportunity to shake your hand in thanks...for you see, your the reason she started reading fanfiction. And because of that, I have greatly benefitted - our sex life has completely turned around..."
I'm serious man, it won't rub off on you it doesn't work that way.
Rob: "Soft isn't it?"
Man *rubbing hand* : "Very."
Rob: "SKII face packs."
Are you saying Kristen is stronger that me? I thought that was only in the movie. Guess I will have to start working out again.
And now you know all my thoughts....would you please go and get me five double whopper from burger King??
Ooh, thank you Mr.Pattinson; I'll never wash my hand again!
P.S. I love the Clive Handjob story, first I've heard it. LOL!
Rob: "I had know idea my dazzle would affect you too!"
I think he needs to stay with the button ups.
Hey man.......let me touch you for a minute and maybe some of your mojo will rub off on me!!!!!
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Gentleman to Rob: "Monsieur Handjob, your peri-peri chicken awaits you."
(An homage to Tink's passalong about the Clive Handjob AKA and Rob's love of Nando's...plus, I couldn't resist writing Rob and handjob...I just couldn't)
no question, not one day, you are already crazy :)))))))
Man: OMG, Rob,I can't believe I'm touching your hand right now, OMG, I'm like your biggest fan, really, I love you man, OMG, OMG...
Rob says: Thank you very much. Rob thinks: WTF!!!
Man behind Rob: Damn it, Jerry, stop with that weird fangirling already and help me with those crazy fans here!!!
LMAO :D
Man; Im sorry sir, you can't come in without an armband...
Rob: But I'm Robert Pattinson!
Man: Yeah, right...that's what they ALL say......
Pleased to meet you Mr Pattinson. I am your hand masseure for tonight in preparation for signing many autographs.
Just call me Clive.
Man: You can hug me anytime you want.
Rob: ummm You know I'm not Eric Packer, right?
Rob: You think that you can read every sexy thought I've had about my fans... please.... Aro did that already!
Rob: 'nice disguise, Dean'
Of course I'll take your hand in marriage.
Sorry Mr. Pattinson, but the world sent me to ask you if your prostate is asymmetrical ? is it true...your prostate?
Rob: Oh yes ... tell them yes.
Hilarious my dear friend...you just won't do..lmfao!!
You're the 3,578th person to ask how I'll feel when Twilight is all over.
BEST CAPTION THIS EVER!!! So funny, You guys rock!
YEP!!!, lmao
God yes...especially those ripped jeans.....Phoooaaarrr!!!
"Ohh, let me touch it... " :DDD
Curious as to why, in England, you use the word "flies" (plural) vs. fly, like we do here in the U.S., when referring to a guy's zipper on his pants. I noticed when reading MotU, Icy (now FSoG/E.L. James) used the same term. Usually guys only have one zipper to thier pants so one would think, it would remain singular with the term fly/flies.
"ok..listen....i am only going to warn you once....let go of my hand or i will unleash my minions of robsessed on you........you won't stand a chance! "
Robert Pattinson, I promise to love you every single day of forever. Marry me.
revealing a big bulge under his bright red undie...LMAO.
Good question.... I think its mainly cause instead of saying your "fly is" undone, (very posh, ladedah, lol) , we turn it into one word, hence your "flies undone" Probably not grammatically correct ... But its just the way I've always done it.... Poss more of a northern thing than a southern one. Cause in fact thinking about it, if my zipper was bust I'd say My flies broken (ie my fly is broken) as opposed to My fly is broken. Altho strictly speaking the "fly" is actually the cover of the zip & not the actual zip but I think people term "the zipper" nowadays as "the fly" & see the zipper as a two piece thing...hence flies. Anyone else in UK got anymore thoughts on this....be glad to hear em ;-D
Rob: Thank you, they are soft aren’t they? SK-II face packs work just as well on hands.
Oh Jesus. I just wrote something similar. Kudos to you - that’s immediately what I thought of.
You got it right there Mel and we do tend to shorten lots of words making them into one so that was a good explanation there - and especially here up North we really do shorten sentences and my family in USA are always trying to understand our way of speaking - ie "shut the door" becomes "shut'door" and "my dinner" comes out as "M'dinner" - it drives my cousins's DH mad LOL
I would say flies too and I'm from south, though according to my son he would spell it fly's which is actually the same as "fly is" .
:))))))) lol
Yep, I'd say fly's is probably the correct grammatical way of doing it too, altho I write flies, lol :)
Ok Big Guy......easy on the hands now........I need them for my HandPorn!
"So that's what you're dreaming of... becoming a ROBmonster...?"
That was hilarious :-)
Never mind the fly lol what about the pants. In Britain pants are underwear! What you call pants we call trousers.
lol, I know, used to confuse the crap outta me when I first started reading FF ;-D I was like wtf??
Guy say, "Mr. Pattinson I saw you in Cosmopolis and I saw how you let the big brother comfort you. I am in love with you. Let me be there for you ." Rob replies, "You do know it was just a move, Right?"
Big Guy: "Mr. Pattinson I love you man, do i have a chance?" as he rubs Robs hand. Rob: "Sorry big guy but I'm in to little women."
Big guy: I got your back Mr. Pattinson, No one will touch these soft, smooth hands or any other part of you." Rob. "Whoa big guy you or no one else can have my back and my front belongs to Kristen. Uh, Where's Dean when I need him."
Rob (to himself) : Yeah.....OK...that's real nice of you.......ya wanna LET GO NOW!!!!!!!!
On the other hand, 'flies' is defined in the acting world (in theater) as the space over the stage (out of view of the audience)
used to store scenery (drop curtains). I think you can extrapolate with that definition in a way that would make 'flies' accurate. :-)
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