tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post650550469978210986..comments2023-10-31T11:06:49.507-04:00Comments on ROBsessed™ - Addicted to Robert Pattinson: Caption This! Twilight era ends, Robert Pattinson moves forward and we giveaway goodies! Gozdehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-63810613401404480672012-11-18T21:09:51.181-05:002012-11-18T21:09:51.181-05:00Claire:"Tell me you returned the all clothes ...Claire:"Tell me you returned the all clothes from the set"<br />Rob:Yes, ma'm"<br />Bill:*lets see last time we counted more then a few were missing!!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-86462811968064335172012-11-18T12:57:05.693-05:002012-11-18T12:57:05.693-05:00Rob: Hey Bill I like how you made Jacob's wolf...Rob: Hey Bill I like how you made Jacob's wolf penis this big...... LOL, Man for some of us that's just the tip<br />Claire: OH! Oh, Rob, honestly I'm shocked, wait till I tell your father!!<br />Bill: Oh Boy, Rob.....you're such a tease!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-21958727350140989402012-11-18T09:32:16.709-05:002012-11-18T09:32:16.709-05:00Rob: oooooh looky here.. Its Bill & Mum ;)
Mum...Rob: oooooh looky here.. Its Bill & Mum ;)<br />Mum: Robert.. Hunny,its not what you think.. we're just talkin here<br />Bill: oh boy, drunk rob.. *I need to leave*Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-817995340881631112012-11-17T23:40:50.310-05:002012-11-17T23:40:50.310-05:00Robert, take off that hat so everyone can see that...Robert, take off that hat so everyone can see that beautiful hair I gave you. (I always knew he got that from my side of the family *chuckles to self*)Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-11317120278430720902012-11-17T22:20:55.677-05:002012-11-17T22:20:55.677-05:00Mum: "rob! how dare you ask people to send yo...Mum: "rob! how dare you ask people to send you naked photos on twitter! what would kristen say about that??"<br />rob: "Kristen told me to do it! wasn't it funny!........hhmm i like this cap"<br />bill: "why am i here"Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-53433085803914261012012-11-17T19:35:52.572-05:002012-11-17T19:35:52.572-05:00Rob: Mom, I swear. I know my cap doesn't match...Rob: Mom, I swear. I know my cap doesn't match, but this is the only cap I have left. Kristen keeps "borrowing" them.<br />Bill: God, I hope he never finds out what I sold the last one for.Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-88701309996954211392012-11-17T16:46:01.316-05:002012-11-17T16:46:01.316-05:00Rob: So who is this lovely lady?
Bill: Rob!.........Rob: So who is this lovely lady?<br />Bill: Rob!.......This is your Mum?<br />Mum: YOU DON'T CALL, YOU DON'T WRITE And when was the last time you were home for a Sunday Roast! And for five minutes, do your fly up!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-9713887317407468972012-11-17T16:27:39.461-05:002012-11-17T16:27:39.461-05:00Rob: " ....and I was just going to show Reese...Rob: " ....and I was just going to show Reese my hand-mime of what a budgie looks like when Graham Norton interrupted me, like this, see...?"<br />Bill: "Oh no, not the budgie story again..."<br />Mummy P: "Not sure you could make a living as an impressionist, son!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-15624854176957636882012-11-17T16:15:37.159-05:002012-11-17T16:15:37.159-05:00Mum-Robert, put your Glove Puppets clothes back on...Mum-Robert, put your Glove Puppets clothes back on, they don`t allow Streaking here.Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-21544354433268242842012-11-17T15:19:03.007-05:002012-11-17T15:19:03.007-05:00C: ROBERT! Get that cap off right now, the girls w...C: ROBERT! Get that cap off right now, the girls want to see your hair<br />R: Ok mom, don't go mad, but I really don't want to kill the girls hereGozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-6052945816058451102012-11-17T15:14:11.178-05:002012-11-17T15:14:11.178-05:00Mama P: So tell me Robert, who's idea was is t...Mama P: So tell me Robert, who's idea was is to wear the green Gucci suit?<br />Rob: Yep that was me.<br />Bill: I'm first in line to borrow it!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-19176300024883097182012-11-17T13:41:35.431-05:002012-11-17T13:41:35.431-05:00Mama pattinson: rob please tell me you didnt say t...Mama pattinson: rob please tell me you didnt say the comment about you breaking every bed you sleep<br />on!<br /><br />Rob:you don’t believe me mom? Just ask Kristen<br /><br />Bill: OH claire! You better believe what he says I was<br />there when that happened once!<br /><br />Nick: oh oh.. I better say nothing.....Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-89941761983676947962012-11-17T13:15:28.002-05:002012-11-17T13:15:28.002-05:00B: hmmm..buffet looks good
C: hmmm..wonder how lon...B: hmmm..buffet looks good<br />C: hmmm..wonder how long the restroom line is<br />N: hmmm..stuck with the bill again<br />R: "Hey! Did you know this is how you say "I'm hot" in sign language?"Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-45512703525393824562012-11-17T13:00:46.877-05:002012-11-17T13:00:46.877-05:00Mama P: Really honey, good ass and intelligence?
R...Mama P: Really honey, good ass and intelligence?<br />Rob: Sorry ma, I just love pinching butts!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-79807874902514932042012-11-17T11:43:22.548-05:002012-11-17T11:43:22.548-05:00Rob: haha bill let me direct the sex scenes :D
Mom...Rob: haha bill let me direct the sex scenes :D<br />Mom| rob tell me your joking....... :|<br />Bill: uhh...... :/ Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-8517138697895944682012-11-17T09:09:10.104-05:002012-11-17T09:09:10.104-05:00Mom Pattinson: "Robert....what are you doing?...Mom Pattinson: "Robert....what are you doing?"<br />Rob: "trying to snap my fingers....Bill's ignoring me.....I just can't seem to get it....grrrrrrrr"Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-88587632227618375332012-11-17T08:46:07.682-05:002012-11-17T08:46:07.682-05:00Rob: Pftt they thought we would actually kill that...Rob: Pftt they thought we would actually kill that many off! We sure tricked them eh Bill?<br />Bill: I tricked them Rob<br />Rob: course you did.Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-28191274646651691072012-11-17T08:38:29.320-05:002012-11-17T08:38:29.320-05:00Rob: so Bill, how about working on porn versions o...Rob: so Bill, how about working on porn versions of the Twilight films, "Banging Dawn"?<br />Mom: Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson!<br />Bill: Kids these days...<br />Nik: oh boy!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-6019128819288924182012-11-17T07:26:13.981-05:002012-11-17T07:26:13.981-05:00Clare: I heard you like to talk about porn, Rob?
R...Clare: I heard you like to talk about porn, Rob?<br />Rob: Ha ha just a tiny bit.<br /><br />Bill: If his mom only knew....He gets into sex scene like an animal.Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-22576903516297721552012-11-17T07:13:05.916-05:002012-11-17T07:13:05.916-05:00Rob: Look Bill !........I'm thinking of doing ...Rob: Look Bill !........I'm thinking of doing a Gangnam style dance....but just with my fingers since I'm a terrible dancer! (giggle)Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-16466607438027778862012-11-17T06:22:15.841-05:002012-11-17T06:22:15.841-05:00"So Bill, what do you think of my son's n..."So Bill, what do you think of my son's new career as a director exclusively for sex scenes?"Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-44866799612557840802012-11-17T05:47:57.127-05:002012-11-17T05:47:57.127-05:00Clare to Rob: "What's this about you wan...Clare to Rob: "What's this about you wanting to directing porn films !!!"<br />Rob to Clare: "But Bill told me I'm a natural"<br />Bill to Camera: "Get me out of here fast - I hear his mama has a mean right hook" !!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-20636722479172585162012-11-17T05:32:23.291-05:002012-11-17T05:32:23.291-05:00Rob: Oh mom I had this dream sitting on a throne, ...Rob: Oh mom I had this dream sitting on a throne, wearing my green Gucci suit and everytime i snaped my fingers a naked ROBsessed girl appeared.<br />Clare: Did you count them like sheeps?<br /><br />Bill *wispers to camera man*: That was not a dream, That's his reality!Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-73304212255819389362012-11-17T05:31:42.592-05:002012-11-17T05:31:42.592-05:00Rob: Sorry I'm late, took longer with Kristen ...Rob: Sorry I'm late, took longer with Kristen than I thought.<br />Bill: Okay, TMI Rob, TMI.<br />Mama Pattinson: Robert!<br />Rob: *giggles*Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6866371302108575489.post-24759135004321684992012-11-17T05:30:19.434-05:002012-11-17T05:30:19.434-05:00Rob: THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP.Rob: THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP.Gozdehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15207987670347698137noreply@blogger.com