Showing posts with label Please let there be a sex tape. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Please let there be a sex tape. Show all posts

Wyck Godfrey compliments Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's work in the Breaking Dawn Sex Scene

Wyck Godfrey compliments Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's work in the Breaking Dawn Sex Scene



It worked indeed. I thought it was sensual and romantic. And too short.

Steamy Bedroom Scene With Robert Pattinson? Let's Start a Riot!



Seriously Catherine Hardwick, I'm gonna start a riot if you DON'T release that tape! How much more are you gonna tease us? You cuckoo c-tease you!

Who's with me? :)

Robert Pattinson in A Movie About Public Sex? *GASP*

This is too good to be true :) The Daily Star claims Robert Pattinson once auditioned for a movie called (...wait for it... ) Dogging: A Love Story . The movie is about Public Sex in the UK and it comes out this week. Great timing for the story, congrats to Dogging's (*giggle*) marketing people.

God bless you Daily Star for giving me a good laugh today :)



HUNKY Robert Pattinson has a secret past – as a dogger.

The Twilight star once auditioned for the lead role in a British flick about public sex.

But amazingly the 23-year-old, nicknamed “RPattz”, was turned down for the job in the romantic comedy Dogging: A Love Story in favour of a rival hunk.

The London-born star pitched for the role before hitting the big time playing heart-throb vampire Edward Cullen in the American horror movie trilogy Twilight.

In the film, directed by Simon Ellis, Luke Treadaway, inset above, stars as a Newcastle-based journalist who casts aside his inhibitions to research the UK’s outdoor sex scene, only to fall in love with a girl he meets in a car park.

Speaking exclusively to the Daily Star Sunday last night, a source on the set of the film revealed: “It’s all a bit surreal, to be honest. RPattz is a massive Hollywood star both Stateside and over here.

“But two years ago he was still trying to make a name for himself back in the UK.

“He had a decent role in Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire but apart from that he was still casting around for roles.

“It was not until he landed the role as Edward Cullen in Twilight that his career truly took off.

“To be honest getting turned down for the main role in Dogging: A Love Story is a bit of a running joke with Rob’s mates.

“They all think it’s hilarious that he can’t have been any good at dogging.

“Still, everything worked out in the end.”

The role of the dogging journalist went instead to acting rival Luke, who is also tipped for big things in Hollywood.

The 25-year-old will follow his starring role with an appearance in the blockbuster Clash Of The Titans alongside Liam Neeson next summer.

Dogging: A Love Story is released in cinemas across the UK on Christmas Day.

Does a Robert Pattinson Sex Tape Exist? *GASP*

Oh how much I love to HATE Australian Famous magazine. They are so full of crap and they don't shy away from creating more :)




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Disclaimer: A puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time you pay a dime to this crap.

Thanks to [info]readthebooknow at [info]team_kbitch via source for the scans :)

Robert Pattinson is a Mountain Lion in Bed

You can always trust Trans World News for A Good Laugh and TONS of crap. Seriously I'm pretty sure their sources are their (probably big) butts!

Let your imaginations run wild :)

Robert Pattinson is “Amazing” in Bed




Robert Pattinson is “amazing” in bed, according to one of his former girlfriends. The unnamed ex says she and the Twilight star shared a very passionate 2-month relationship last year after meeting through friends.

“We just had this chemistry between us that made our kisses amazing. I felt electricity go between us! I’m really passionate, as is he. That’s why, no matter how much we fought, it was always amazing in bed! We’d glance at each other throughout the night because it made it more exciting when we got home. The tension was so strong, we couldn’t control ourselves. It was amazing!” she tells the National Enquirer.
Meanwhile, Pattinson is said to have dumped Kristen Stewart in favor of a romance with his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin.

All right I'll Bite


In the name of "fair bloggerism" (yep I made that word up) I am posting a "gossip round up". I, personally, don't believe any of it. I am just posting it because 20 people sent it to me and I'm a people pleaser, plus Rob looks absolutely delicious in the pictures :)) Until Rob himself comes down from heavens and says he is with someone (or there is a sex tape (one can only hope) or an incriminating photo (just throw this girl a bone!)) I am going with "I don't care/What a Load of Crap" on Ted, Lainey, X17, Life and Style, OK, etc etc.... So there...

First there is always Ted screaming from the mountain tops that Rob and Kristen are in love and the big bad Summit is trying to hide it. It's a whole big conspiracy. I'm scared for Teddypoo's mental health. He probably has pictures of Rob and Kristen on his walls and he lights a candle every night praying to the Gods that they get together. He is definitely in danger of going ape sh*t crazy if Robsten doesn't come true.

Second X17Online claims Rob and Kristen had a "steamy night at a hotel". Proof? Rob and Kristen in the vicinity of the same SUV, video of Rob talking with a more "mature" lady outside of SUV (in which the lady kinda tucks his hair behind his ear at 2:24, it's like she has spent the whole night shagging him, it's so intimate :PP) (Update: So the "mature lady is Kristen's mom and the older gentleman is her grandfather? Sounds about right... I always call my mom and my dede(grandpa) after I have a steamy night with my lover, you know, it's an old custom most people ignore these days)






And then there is the always UNreliable Life and Style:

They say :

Just days before accepting the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart perfected their smooching skills during a 10-hour shoot for Twilight's sequel, New Moon, on May 27 in Montepulciano, Italy. From 6 a.m. until 5:30 p.m., Rob readily puckered up to his gorgeous co-star, capturing the emotional reunion scene between their characters, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. "They were happy and laughing throughout filming," spills a set extra. "It was like they were the only two actors on set." (Gozde: yeah we all saw the video of the filming, it looks so intimate and sexy with all those people around!)

All eyes have been on cast members from the moment they descended on the quaint Italian town in late May. Pictures of Rob were placed in windows of village restaurants, bookstores replaced Tuscany guide displays with the Twilight series and the Montepulciano Tourism Center piled New Moon posters and fliers on its front desk. Despite all the attention, Rob's managed to share a few stolen moments with Kristen, who's maintained a flirty relationship with Robert while supposedly dating actor Michael Angarano. "I saw them surfing the Internet together," a hotel bartender at the Grand Hotel Admiral Palace in nearby Chianciano said. "They were looking and laughing at something."(Gozde: Gasp!!! They were surfing the net together!?! I surfed the internet with my sister 2 minutes ago, are we going to hell? On a lighter note, they were probably laughing at the comments on Shirtless Robward pictures :))

The rest of the British heartthrob's time was spent filming -- and refining his six-pack abs.(Gozde: Hahahahaha!) An insider reveals that producers told Rob to work out every day for the movie but believes the request was just a ploy to keep him from drinking the night before big scenes. "It was their way of keeping him in line," says the insider.(Gozde: Awwww, we all know he still drank :P You can't stop a BritBoy from having his beer!))

The charming rolling hills of Italy offered a marked contrast to the content of the New Moon shoot. "These are the most frightening and nerve-racking scenes," Ashley Greene, who stars as Alice Cullen, tells Life & Style. "It's when [the powerful Volturi vampires] are debating whether to kill Edward and Bella." But thankfully the Italian jaunt wasn't all dreary business. "I had a day off and went to Siena," Ashley, 22, told Life & Style at the MTV Movie Awards on May 31 in LA. "I took a ton of pictures and went to all the cathedrals. That was really fun. "Italy was everything it's cracked up to be," she continued. "We were in Tuscany, and it was beautiful. It was amazing. You step back and you're going, 'This is what I'm getting paid to do?' We didn't want to leave."(Gozde: Yeah i say that to myself everyday when I blog. "This is what I'm getting paid to do? Finding Rob Pattinson news and staring at him all day? Then I remember that I don't get paid and it's all tears after that :))
 
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