Showing posts with label Robert Pattinson is a GOD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Robert Pattinson is a GOD. Show all posts

Encounters with Robert Pattinson are dangerous affairs. Frantic frenzies and frozen horrors!

Encounters with Robert Pattinson are dangerous affairs. Frantic frenzies and frozen horrors!

I love when non-fandom folks even get discombobulated by Rob's presence. We had the recent encounter from a Defamer writer that was hilarious. Rob gets people so crazed, men even feel compelled to take explicit sneak photos on his phone. WTF lol

These 2 encounters are great reads and will make you smile. Rob causes frenzies and double takes like no other.

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Excerpt from Native NYker's Rants, Thoughts & Merde:

By all accounts, getting the likes of 29-year-old Robert Pattinson to attend your MoMA premiere is a coup! It trumps every other event scheduled on the same evening, at the same time.

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Enter a slew of non-credentialed photogs, who had otherwise committed to the swank UWS Lincoln Center gala, and a race down to the Celeste Bartos theater was called for in the hopes of a chance of catching the Brit’s entrance into the festival favorite Bright Lights, Big City-eque film-noir premiere.

Seriously, this is some dark Trainspotting drug shit…

Lots of heavy breathing for the quick power walk crew!

We heard that all would’ve gone well cept for a small glitch in many missing Pattinson’s arrival – who scurried behind them – for busying themselves with Sevigny who stopped for the outside press line.

Pattinson is exceptionally gifted at shying away from photogs and when in-front of the cameras spends his time fidgeting as if he were experiencing boils.

Can’t figure out why really…

Inside, all the nervous excitement over R-Pats descent into the MoMA space left one Vogue magazine stringer whimpering about how all of the PR had disassembled and failed to bring the highlight of the night to his section for interviews.

“This is insane,” he mused.  “Where are the publicists?” he asked, in a high-pitched voice.

To his defense, we doubt that Pattinson – nor his handler, who busied herself telling folks “that’s enough!” – were made aware that Vogue had sent an overly coiffed figure – seriously, his eyebrows were better tweaked than MoMA pieces – from the marketing dept, to play stringer on the arrivals line in the hopes of a quote.

Click HERE to keep reading the encounter!

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Excerpt from The Kerry Diaries:

After two steps, I worried I had ice cream on my face. I was too lazy to go back into the ice cream shop to go to the bathroom. I figured I’d just ask this guy right in front of me.

“Excuse me, do I have ice cream on my face?”

The guy wearing a baseball hat on backwards and dark sunglasses, paused frozen in his tracks. After a few seconds and a few scans of my face, he came to the conclusion I was genuinely asking about ice cream.

“No, you’re fine!” he replied in a British accent.

And then it was my turn to pause. It was Edward Cullen, a.k.a. Robert Pattinson. Before we parted, he could see I knew who he was. And that I was mortified. Simultaneously, we looked down at my yoga pants. They had a big patch of chocolate ice cream. #Oops

Leave it to me to ask a hot guy if I had egg, I mean ice cream, all over my face. I mean my pants. #BringingSexyBack #LivingTheDream At least if I’m going to embarrass myself, it was with an A-lister!

She shared the picture above on her instagram from the day this happened. Click HERE if you missed those pics. Click HERE to read the entire story!

Seeing Robert Pattinson in the flesh is what sweet ROBsessed dreams are made of

Seeing Robert Pattinson in the flesh is what sweet ROBsessed dreams are made of

I hadn't planned on writing this up because I honestly thought we'd get pics or more the following day. But alas! We did not. Which means I'll fill you guys in on when my eyes had seen the glory at FKA twigs' LA show last week (April 14).

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The pictures seems crazy and blasted with azure but that's a good description for how my friends and I felt - delirious and filled with bright light. Come on. You know a Rob sighting for a ROBsessed is like staring at the sun.

We were there to check out T's show. We've been before and she's incredibly mesmerizing. Also a good motivator to do some lunges and stomach crunches. After running a few miles. I'm a short gal which translates to me hating ground level for concerts. I need to be raised otherwise I bitchface the whole show. So up, up, up we went to the mezzanine level. We scored a perfect spot. Center left, directly against the rail. The only thing in front of us were reserved tables but they were dropped down enough that my view wouldn't be obstructed. Should I discuss more about the logistics or cut right to, "OHMAHGODITSROBERTPATTINSON!" That wasn't me, by the way. I go silent in his presence. That was the homegirl behind us. Alright so I'll fast forward.

The opening act had opened. The interlude music was interluding. The most gorgeous male on the planet had entered - alllllll the way down on the opposite end from where we were. I was alerted to his arrival by the giddy gal in the back and a sharp nudge from my friend on the right. I don't know if Rob wears beanies to 1. deprive his sex hair of freedom, 2. torture the world, or 3. he's just colder internally than we can possibly understand. Whatever the case may be, it makes it easy to spot him. Beanie or baseball cap are guarantees. I think if he DID let the sex hair out to party, we wouldn't recognize him. #LIE

So we stare. Along with the entire section full of guys and girls of all age, race and orientation. You can't not home in on this man. I'm serious. Even the guy with the girls behind us was commenting BEFORE Rob showed up. "So Robert Pattinson is here," full of disinterest. I know you were interested, sir! How did he know Rob was here? Was he on twitter searching hashtags? That was so amusing to me. But back to staring. While a part in me cried that he was so far away, another part was fine with this. I can't concentrate when he's close so how would I be able to pay attention to a concert if he was RIGHT THERE.

As if he heard my inner musings and mocked them, he decided to remove his jacket and walk over. YUP. Here he comes. You could feel the energy in our section buzzing. We were being graced with the presence of our Lord and Eminence. A friend of Rob's, someone we've seen in pap pics several times and dating back to even 2008, was in our section. Rob was coming over to say hi! And cause a ruckus, obviously. I took my last breath as he got closer and froze. The interaction happened right in front of us. Rob greeted his friend, met his friend's date, laughed with his friend, smiled with his friend, sipped his bottle of beer in front of his friend, gestured with his friend....uhhhhh you get the point. He was a human being with his friend yet it was the most glorious of interactions one has ever had with a friend. *CRIES*

Ok, I've got it together. I'll continue. This went on for a few minutes at which point, my friends were sagging against the rail, homegirl behind us was a chatterbox about everything ("GAHHESSOMUCHHOTTERINPERSON!"), a couple flashes were going off and I started hysterically laughing. Not loudly. Just that kind of psycho chuckle you get when you've left your dimension. I guess we should thank the security guard because he didn't like the congestion that was forming where God Rob was. He must have seen that Rob was showing no mercy upon this section so he must do so. He had Rob move a bit away from his friend and Rob shift to the middle section behind the sound engineers. Rob shrugged and made CRAZYCUTEFACE to his buddy like, "I dunno why this security guard moved me away. It's not like I can control the flock of bodies that get drawn into my orbit." Security guard was still not having it and basically shooed Rob back to his section. There was a wave bye or something. I just remember him drinking. *low voice* You know how we feel about Rob drinking something....

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By the time he returned to his area, our capabilities started to come back online. My friends had attempted some pics (the shots at the top of the post are theirs) but like I said, they're crazy and blasted with bright light just like our whole section was. You know you can still tell who it is though because there's only one like him. I didn't take any pics because (don't hate me) I know I'll see Rob again. That's me trying to rationalize but the truth is I'm just too ROBsessed to function.

It was easy to peek over at Rob every now and then. He was in a white shirt when the rest of his area wore dark colors. A beacon in the night. A light shining brightly. *siiiiighs* Enough of my metaphors. Rob sat down most of the time, bobbed to the music, clapped along with the audience and didn't leave until T left her stage. Then we just blatantly stared as he left his stage with his minions. Between Rob's radiant aura and T's hypnotic vibes, we basically floated home on a cloud of YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS.

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Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson

Here it is...your moment of Robert Pattinson

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Part 4 ~ EXCLUSIVE NEW Fan Pics: Robert Pattinson Cold But Still Smiling On The Set Of 'Life' (March 4th)

Part 4 ~ EXCLUSIVE NEW Fan Pics: Robert Pattinson Cold But Still Smiling On The Set Of 'Life' (March 4th)

This is our last part from the March 4th batch and then we're getting on a choochoo train! All thanks to Suzie again for sharing with us and know that THIS kind of shot is necessary in our lives....

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I think even Anton is wondering how he found a woman so focused and calm around Rob....

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Anton: I'm baffled....she seems completely unaware of his stare...

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Anton: Maybe Rob stuck a secret female-anti-melting device in his prop camera....

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HAHA! She is so melting...she's just way more professional than any of us could hope to be around a GOD.

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GOD, I TELL YOU!!! GOD!!!!

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Rob: Hey Dane, did you know you're working with a GOD?

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*Dane looks him up and down*
Rob: I'm serious. GOD. 

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Dane: OMR! CAN I TOUCH YOU, HOLY ONE??
Rob: Yes. I am a giving god :)

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More of HIS HOLY HOTNESS after the cut!!!

Robert Pattinson Is Our Everything. The End.

Robert Pattinson Is Our Everything. The End.

Twitter finally got the memo today and a worldwide trend that interests us made an appearance:

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Did you catch that? I'll type it out.

Robert Pattinson is Our Everything

There is currently no explanation for this trend...to the average person.
But to us, we simply say, "Duh."

To conclude this momentous moment, a quote made famous by Robert and Ted Kennedy:
"Some men see Robert is trending and say why. I see Robert is trending and say why not."

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I may have adapted that a bit...

Robert Pattinson should play Adonis according to Jude Law

Robert Pattinson should play gods according to Jude Law

Update: *sigh* Sign that that drought has officially started? Scraping the bottom of the barrel for posts. The main quote about Rob is over a year old. Click HERE for our old post. But still true to this day and beyond. ;)

How right you are, Jude. Rob is certainly a god.

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DigitalSpy.com reports:

Speaking at Cannes Film Festival, [Law] told the Daily Mail: "I can't play the dashing young blade in films anymore; those parts don't come to me."

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"If I have a look around at the moment I feel great relief because finally others are entering the limelight. Men like Robert Pattinson must now play the Adonis. (Tink: I feel like we should chisel this statement in stone.) For me it was always a restraint, a restriction."

Brad Pitt didn't let it restrict him. He played/plays all sorts of things. Same with Depp. And DiCaprio. They all have wonderfully diverse careers and are known for their good looks. Rob's career shall model them. Nick and Stephanie will make it so. ;)

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Wish Robert Pattinson a Happy Birthday

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Everybody believes in, worships, loves, admires, adores, desires or even goes cuckoo over some entity/person.
For us that person is Robert Pattinson and HIS birthday is very near.
That holy, blessed day...
Our Robmas...
The day HIS light was bestowed upon us...

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Too much? Yeah sometimes I go overboard but you know what I mean, right Rob?

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Anyhoo...

Last year for Robert Pattinson's birthday we made a video with your pictures/notes to HIM (okay I'll stop).
It was cute, funny, crazy.
It makes me smile everytime I watch it:


If the video is blocked in your country click here to watch.

This year we'd like to do it even bigger!
So send us your pictures with your message to Rob on it.
You can see all the pictures from last year HERE and the birthday post HERE.

Look at the examples and you'll know what to do!
(You can also send us your song suggestions for the video)

Please send the pictures to birthday@robsessedpattinson.com
by May 10th, midnight.
We'll make the video and we're sure Lizzy will make sure Rob sees it :)


Thank you!

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What Was Robert Pattinson For Halloween 2008?

Here's a video of Robert Pattinson from October 31st 2008, Halloween.
As you can see he wore the costume of a living God :



And here is Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson from the same night. Kristen, like Rob, suited up for Halloween that year:

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Thanks to[info]ljmd in kstewartfans :)

Note from the owner of the video: Me & two friends of mine were in the private zone with them cause we met Kristen Stewart & Michael Angarano (her ex boyfriend) the day before so they recognized us in this place and gave us the permission to stay with them. She's one of the sweetest person of the world :) BTW we didn't talk to much to Rob&Kris cause we didn't want bothering them :)
( I was filming and the girl who's talking with Rob is a friend of mine who just wanted to wish him goodluck for the movie and for his career...Just wanted to make it clear before anyone could think strange things! LOL )

Commenting on ROBsessed

We have implemented a new commenting platform on ROBsessed. You may need to register at Disqus to be able to comment (takes 10 seconds) but there are other options as well :) You can assign/change your avatar on Disqus.

This will be a good change :)


To repeat a post I made a while back:

We try to keep things light, fluffy and fun here at ROBsessed. We love Robert Pattinson, we respect him and try to do our best to inform people about him. We don't censor. It's against what we believe in. I started Robsessed because we were censored at another blog for nothing in particular.

Please don't abuse our good will by posting hateful messages towards Robert Pattinson or his costars, friends. Please don't abuse our good will by posting NC-17 rated stuff. YOU might think it's funny but others don't want to read about your sexual habits, fantasies, thoughts IN DETAIL. Suggestion is okay, we use a LOT of suggestion as well but don't be crude.

Personal attacks are not the way to argue your point. If you have to fight, fight fair :)

Nothing changes with the new comment platform. Please keep commenting like you always do because the comments show us we are not just 3 loons talking to ourselves, that there are people who think the same things as we do :)

We hope you like it, give it a try. Thank you all for visiting and having fun with us...

Play nice :)



Robert Pattinson Ă  couper le souffle en France aka HQ Pix From Paris

Robert Pattinson Breathtaking in France... That's what the title says :) (Or I hope that's what the title says...If no blame Josee, she translated it for me :))



























































































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Huge thanks to http://www.breaking-dawn.fr/ for the pictures. There is absolutely NO way I can upload all the pictures so head over there for the rest :)

And finally 2 videos from France, bad quality but totes cute :))
Thanks to [info]mayfrayn in [info]lion_lamb





please, give credit to [info]mayfrayn if reposted
 
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