6 Excuses for Adults to see Twilight



I think %60 of us on this blog can use this excuse:

Excuse #6: You're a cougar, and your group of red-hatted, Samantha-from-Sex-in-the-City-worshipping gal-pals are interested in checking out the new Hollywood meat, i.e. sexy vamp 22-year-old Robert Pattinson. WARNING: If you are a dude, this excuse does not work for you. Gathering a group of brohams to go scope out 18-year-old Kristen Stewart - whom you've had a crush on since Zathura - is very, very creepy. Yes, we know that's a double-standard, but we're just trying to keep you off the sex offender list. Please be careful.

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9 comments:

  1. La StellaNovember 20, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    I'm going to go with option number 2.
    Although technically is number 6, but I'm not old enough to be called a cougar.

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  2. La StellaNovember 20, 2008 at 3:21 PM

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  3. Jewels64November 20, 2008 at 3:32 PM

    Was somebody thinking of me when they came up with #6?

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  4. EllieNovember 20, 2008 at 3:37 PM

    I'm a 6! I'm a 6!

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  5. BetsyNovember 20, 2008 at 3:56 PM

    I'm a 6 too!! I wear it proudly!

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  6. AnonymousNovember 20, 2008 at 4:02 PM

    Me Too!!!
    I'm Def a #6

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  7. bella's momNovember 20, 2008 at 5:51 PM

    Ahem.. stands and says.. hello I'm Bellas mom and I'm a six.

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  8. TessNovember 20, 2008 at 7:37 PM

    OMGILT~ I loved number 5 as well.

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  9. MiChNovember 20, 2008 at 8:10 PM

    Hmm, #2 maybe? No, wait, #5. Or #6? Well, I'm not old enough to be a cougar.. nah, let's face it: my excuse is ROBERT PATTINSON PLAYS EDWARD CULLEN. Period.

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