Omigod Lynn...you just gave me the most scathingly brilliant idea ever! I'm gonna write a mad lib and I want everyone to send in their adverbs, adjectives and nouns and then I'll send the finished product out to everyone! Priceless!
Crap, I go away for 5 minutes, and you've move on and DIDN'T TELL ME!!! You are all naughty girls...all of you. Rob's waiting in the naughty room for you. Gosh, he's busy tonight.
And yes, his stare is hypnotic and intoxicating. "Yes, master, I will wash your clothes in the washer machine. I will heat up those Hot Pockets of yours. I will _______)inset fantasy here).
Lynn...I am fully planning on it. It would be too much fun! My mind is already racing. Such a challenge. Plus, you crazy ladies will be a big, big part of the final product! I will have to narrow the word choices down to the top three, put them in a hat, draw them out and then fill it in!
Jules- thanks for the xmas gift. My sister-in-law sent me the same one. Now I have two Rob/ Edward Cullens so when one gets tired the other can take over.
Good evening, Ladies! I have a lot to say first OMG on the vid Goz LOVE IT
The eyebrow photo is just pure sex for me.
I have a bone to pick about the sanpaku eye thing. Must point out that the three sides mean around the eye. It is very rare, kind of like one dimple is very rare;), and it is envied, admired in some cultures and can denote superior beauty! Marilyn Monroe, Princess Diana & Rob has been gifted with them. And in the words of Forest Gump, that's all I have to say about that. They are not a bad thing!
And last but not least to log and and see Dana's lust raising avatar and Jules on here at the same time is making me so happily jazzed! Hi beautiful ladies!
Good Ellie, just got back from w hot surfer dude. He's going nuts over me, I'm driving him crazy. What have you ladies been doing I tried to do some speed reading to get caught up but then I saw Lynn's comments on sanpaku and I had to write to catch her. When I was growing up my best friend was half Japanese so I understand the rubbing the wrong way, but this is my future husband's eyes we are talking about here. lmao
My facebook flairboard is pissing me off. I had to get a second background, which I put a bunch of Rob pieces of flair on and now when I'm trying to rearrange them all on to one board I can't get them off.
OOO, Jules, may I have that flair, too? good choice, Dana!
I had one of Rob's cute feet twisted together (I forget from which interview, when he was curling up in the chair and feet were twisting, etc.) I forgot to "save changes" and lost it.
Ladies, I picture his long body in the bathtub scene from Haunted Airman? Gawd, I have his toes memorized. I am remembering the sign at the premiere behind him that read: Why did Toby kill Julia? I think. lmao wonder if he did
Ellie he has to be one hell of a good kisser with the soul he has
And Tess that photo stops me in my feet, If I was walking by him and saw that beautiful man I would actually slam on my brakes and not try to hide how beautiful I thought he was.
Yeah, wow! I just finished watching the LA trailer, and to find out that it's being released on March 27! My birthday is on the 28th, so I definitely think I'll have to go see it, providing they bring it to a theater near my town. Goz and Dani sure have kept things up! All these pictures and goodies! I couldn't be happier!
I've wanted to see Tristan & Isolde for a long time but I keep forgetting about it when I want to watch a movie. I better go add it to my Netflix list while I'm thinking about it.
I want us all to have one of those cracking up moments with Rob and then we all collapse on the bed laughing, we've laughed so hard it's an ab workout and then he's smiling laying on the bed with his hand on his stomach and we're all laying together with our hair touching his hair.
Ellie that was the New York Apple interview where the little girl came up and asked him to bite her that he had the feet curved up under him like that. And also where he was first curled up in his chair for his security blanket complex.
That's great, Jov! I made the mistake of looking at the IMDB boards, only to find that there is more drama than my mom's favorite soap opera on that thing. Fake Rob facebooks seem to be the big topic there. But, this is why I come here... to talk to you wonderful ladies about the vast and magical forest that is Rob's hair... among other things as well! But yeah, you ladies definitely cheer me up!
It's really good Sabrizzle. But when I write I always want to kill of my female protagonist and I won't tell you the end but I have afriend who said she doesn't like sad endings and she said when she wants a love story she want to escape from her freaking life not be sad.
First of all Jovie, thanks for carrying on the tradition of "I never". I read that it got really wild last night! OLIVE JUICE!
Now, I am just trying to figure out why you can't get through to my e-mail...BUMMER! But I caught your message on my blog...so...guess we could find a way for ME to contact you thru my blog. But you have my solemn promise of absolute discretion and no sharing. All posts will be deleted immediately!
Holly, March is a magical month. It is my birthday month...and it will be the first official meeting of the TEXAS ROBKATS! There are a few of us here from TEX-UUUS that are planning to finally meet in person and go see "Little Ashes" together.
Stick with us baby...you will never find a cooler bunch of women who understand you better than right here!
Thanks Jules and Sabrizzle on the hair thing And I think it was Ellie who suggested I never last night and you know me you don't have to pull my arm on Rob fantasizes but I was overrun by childbirth. I mentioned my breatfeeding pick up line with him and it went over not sexy, everyone started to talk their birthing and breastfeeding stories and him and I just rolled our eyes and he reached for my hand with his pinkie finger and we walked out of the room and did our own creating stories thing.
Jov... sad endings or not, I just admire the fact that you are a writer! That takes a lot of talent! I need to read more, but I just haven't found or have had any suggestions of good books. The Twilight saga can only keep one entertained for so long...
But where was this "I Never" thread? Must go look for that now!
I have avatar lust Holly I haven't read much ever of the imdb board It's something I've looked at but this has taken up a bit of my time already. I'm trying to put a book to bed and I discovered this blog and it's taken longer than I planned. My Rob lust has overtaken my brain and the vid yesterday of him ont he bike did me in.
I was just in Texas! I've been on a grad school tour, and spent the last bit of the week in the UK. Lame enough, being in London for the premiere, but there were SOOO many people! I didn't account for that, so I didn't get a decent spot.
But that sounds like a great plan! March is amazing!
Thanks, sweets! I'll go do that tomorrow, after I bring the Katester to ado some community service for Nat'l Honor soc. she's dressing up 19th century style and being a tour guide in this historical manor that dressed up for christmas. This is her third year doing it. After i get her over there in the am, I'm coming back and sleepeeeeeping. :)
I NEVER EVER want to walk in my bedroom and see Rob Pattinson belly down, naked on my bed sleeping with his arms out and I see his bum and his hair and all his male gloriousness on my beautiful bed. He is not covered by a sheet or anything. I won't add what I would do. This is not a X rated site.
Do you see why? See why he would choose me? We have a bunch of typical women here who don't want it. Men are simple ladies. Sex, food, sleep kind of that order Rob is more complex than most men but I still think he's mostly male.
I found the thread, and at first, I thought... Hmm, why WOULDN'T you want to do these things?! Then... the lightbulb went off, and I figured out the whole "I never" thing. I could never come up with half that stuff, mainly because I think I'm still too naive about many things. If that even makes sense!
Holly.. the game of "I never..." is an old drinking game that my "friends" and I used to play. I quote the word friends because anyone who would ever let you get that drunk is not a true friend! LMAO!
Anyway, you start by saying something that you truly mean or are trying to get other people to admit to. Something like:
"I have never wanted to see Rob Pattinson naked." I would so have to drink on that one!!! LOL!
Anyway...as you can see, we are all cyber drinking around here and letting it all hang out...
When you write erotica you have to let you mind wander and let go of everything else. Kind of like when Rob is in a photo shoot and he has to pretend he likes being photographed. I don't write erotica for a living thou. I have been tempted thou.
Jovie...writing Erotica is my fav past time! I have to send you some of my stuff! Very hot...so much so it caused ForeverEB to have a nooner with her hubby!
I Never Ever want to have a weekend away with Rob and he turns off his cell phone, because we both avoid phone calls and Holly I forgot to tell you everyone here knows I'm in love with my whirlpool tub and one of my biggest fantasizes is washing his hair and him and I doing "stuff" in my tub so that might come up. Among other things...
Oh heck yes! However, I'm pretty sure mine will be damn pathetic, but I'll give it a shot.
I have never wanted Rob to rear-end my car, so it'd give me an excuse to trade phone numbers with him... thus resulting in a variety of ways in which he could "pay" back damages done to my car.
see... I lack creativity! I'm just way too inexperienced, and still giggle every stinkin' time I hear him say "Sexual Tension"
I Never ever want to get under a blanket with Rob at the beach and we make out while other people are walking by us and they have no idea that he is even on the beach with me.
I could be a highclass hooker. But I'm too nice of a girl. I just want him for my husband and then take his designer clothes off after a premiere, which I was trying to do last night when everyone only wanted to talk about designers.
I Never Ever want to see him get out of my tub in candlelight stand up pulling his hands across his face and I see all his wet gloriousness with his wet treasure trail and then I stand up and he smiles and reaches for a towel for me.
Where were you Jov? Project Runway? WTF...I don't care what he is wearing as long as it is in a puddle of clothes on my bedroom floor when i am done with him!
I Never ever want to see Rob go around to my side of the car and open the door for me and then reach for my hand and close the door and then push me hard against his car, kissing me passionately.
Holy Shit! That's scorching!
ReplyDeleteOh, I love it! He looks like he's a designer deciding what to dress someone in. I would let him pick out my clothes any day.
ReplyDeleteYummy!
ReplyDeleteThe pics from this magazine are some of my favorites of Rob.
ReplyDeleteOh, now Rob's staring at all of us!
ReplyDeleteSabrizzle---shhhh, no let the master undress you, silly!
I AM!
The Hair! And it's in the 'ready position'! I'm divin in ... NOBODY come looking for me.
ReplyDeleteHe's thinking about what he'd like to see me take off later, Lynn.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if my husband would mind if I blew this up and taped it to the ceiling above our bed!!??!
ReplyDeleteDana, you are killing me with that avatar. God the images that flood my head everytime I see that picture...
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ReplyDeleteJules- My mission is accomplished. Naughty images of Rob should flood our heads frequently.
ReplyDeleteThe Hair should be named Goku. He is rocking the sayayin look in this picture.
ReplyDeleteAnd OMFG the hands.
The hands are lovely Stella-D I am crushing on his hands right now they are gorgeous...ahhh he is humina humina gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteI remember from the video...Rob was looking at his hands...trying to figure out how to hold them for the pictures...
ReplyDeleteLooks like he figured it out...
Those fingers should come in a catalog wrapped in plain brown paper...SERIOUSLY...
ReplyDeleteStella---are you talking about that Japanese mysticism word that I detest?
ReplyDeleteLynn-- I didn't know that you detested it. I was just thinking about Dragon Ball Z. LMFAO.
ReplyDeleteJules---Rob's fingers are illegally luscious...I want some to suck on!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO@ Stella!
ReplyDeleteI want to suck on them...Rob's fingers!
ReplyDeleteWow, that could have turned in to a really dirty Mad Lib!
It actually hurts to look at him.
ReplyDeleteThat boy just needs to be wrapped in mailing paper, stamped and delivered first class to my doorstep!
ReplyDelete"Uh...sorry CH...but it seem's Rob got lost in the mail. You may have to delay shooting for a while!'
In my defense, it was all the rage when I was growing up, that and captain tsubasa.
ReplyDeleteOmigod Lynn...you just gave me the most scathingly brilliant idea ever! I'm gonna write a mad lib and I want everyone to send in their adverbs, adjectives and nouns and then I'll send the finished product out to everyone! Priceless!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great idea Jules!
ReplyDeleteStella---you are by far...a true young one! Dragon Ball-Z is still new to me!
ReplyDeleteBTW, my daughter has a classmate named Tsubasa, I have always felt for the kid having such an uncommon Japanese that is more then often mispronounced!
Jules---I am expecting that package ASAP!
My facebook friends, you have flair :)
ReplyDeleteJules---I was waiting for you to catch on to that! I know that only you could do that and add Rob in!
ReplyDeleteLadies, give me some time to do this, and then I'll post the Mad Lib here. WE will all be howling at the results. Too Funny!
ReplyDeleteCrap, I go away for 5 minutes, and you've move on and DIDN'T TELL ME!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are all naughty girls...all of you. Rob's waiting in the naughty room for you. Gosh, he's busy tonight.
Of course we'll all have to vote democratically on which words are the favorites and the winning words will be in the Mad Lib!
ReplyDeleteWhere is Jovie when I need her? Is she out with Surfer Dude again?
ReplyDeleteJules---post it here....it would be such a great X-Mas gift for Dani and Goz!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Jov said she was going to a movie with said surfer dude.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, his stare is hypnotic and intoxicating.
ReplyDelete"Yes, master, I will wash your clothes in the washer machine. I will heat up those Hot Pockets of yours. I will _______)inset fantasy here).
Lynn-- DBZ is new to you? Man, I remember when it was only dragon ball and Goku was a little kid with a tail. Oh, and I'm 21 btw.
ReplyDeleteJules--I _____ your ________ Mad Lib idea!
ReplyDeleteStella---I meant that DBZ is new as in how long it's been around....remember I have a child that is only six years younger then you!
ReplyDeleteLynn...I am fully planning on it. It would be too much fun! My mind is already racing. Such a challenge. Plus, you crazy ladies will be a big, big part of the final product! I will have to narrow the word choices down to the top three, put them in a hat, draw them out and then fill it in!
ReplyDeleteI already have the title of the Mad Lib...!
ReplyDeleteJules---I see the hamsters running overtime in your head....quick the ball is smoking!
ReplyDeleteOh, do tell Jules!
ReplyDeleteDana--thank you for that thumb-sucking, spine-tingling flair!!!
ReplyDeletemmmuuuaaahhh!!!!
Jules---do not use the word, sanpaku!
ReplyDeleteJules--anything I would guess for the title would be lame compared to what you've concocted! LOL
ReplyDeleteLynn--hahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteEllie- you're welcome :)
ReplyDeleteNo...this one is classic! Totally apropos for a Mad Lib! Specifically one dealing with Rob!
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be so much fun!
ReplyDeleteOkay, the suspense is killing me!
ReplyDeleteLynn...no japanese words will be mistreated or harmed in any way during the creation of this mad lib....
ReplyDeleteJules- thanks for the xmas gift. My sister-in-law sent me the same one. Now I have two Rob/ Edward Cullens so when one gets tired the other can take over.
ReplyDeleteEllie---right?LOL
ReplyDeleteDana---I have so much more Rob flair that I cannot tell who sent it! The thumb one, right?
Thank you, lovely!
Ladies...shall we start now? My mind is blessedly buzzed with a little vodka and I'm ready to rip!
ReplyDeleteI hadn't seen this video before
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS1pxgdA-B0&feature=related
I love the way he says SOFT
oh and abstinence... Oh what am i saying I like the way he says anything
Lynn- yes the thumb one. I only have 20 some flair. I feel behind.
ReplyDeleteI will have to bow out! I have to go and pick up said teen daughter!
ReplyDeleteJules, I am expected a funny product!
Good Night, lovelies!
Jules-- loved that.
ReplyDeleteNite-nite, Lynn! come back later if you get a chance... I'll probably be hear another 45 min. or so.
ReplyDeleteNite Lynn.
ReplyDeleteNite Lynn! Thanks for being my muse tonight!
ReplyDeleteOmfg, HOTNESS.
ReplyDeleteF$%^ look at those hands.
Rob rob rob, you are killing us here :P
Goodnight Lynn!
ReplyDeleteAmy--Love your avatar!
ReplyDeleteYummy scruff!
Dana, check out my flair board...whichever one you want...I'll send to ya!
ReplyDeleteJules--You ready?
ReplyDeleteGood evening, Ladies!
ReplyDeleteI have a lot to say first
OMG on the vid Goz LOVE IT
The eyebrow photo is just pure sex for me.
I have a bone to pick about the sanpaku eye thing.
Must point out that the three sides mean around the eye.
It is very rare, kind of like one dimple is very rare;), and it is envied, admired in some cultures and can denote superior beauty!
Marilyn Monroe, Princess Diana & Rob has been gifted with them.
And in the words of Forest Gump,
that's all I have to say about that.
They are not a bad thing!
And last but not least to log and and see Dana's lust raising avatar and Jules on here at the same time is making me so happily jazzed!
Hi beautiful ladies!
Girl...I'm already composing the Mad Lib...If I haven't been responding...that's why!
ReplyDeleteHey Jov, how was the movie?
ReplyDeleteJOVIE!!! Fuckin A! So glad to see ya baby!
ReplyDeleteAnd Sabrizzle and Ellie!
ReplyDeleteHi waving my hand.
Same here wonderful talented lady.
ReplyDeleteGood Sabrizzle we saw Milk, with James Franco, guy on guy action.
I rushed home.
Hi, Jov! How's you evening going? Mine's almost over (about 1:00 here).
ReplyDeleteJules-send me "the dazzle is under here" one if ya don't mind. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI want to see that! Sean Penn was touring my campus with his daughter a few months ago but unfortunately I didn't get to see him.
ReplyDeleteGood Ellie, just got back from w hot surfer dude.
ReplyDeleteHe's going nuts over me, I'm driving him crazy.
What have you ladies been doing I tried to do some speed reading to get caught up but then I saw Lynn's comments on sanpaku and I had to write to catch her.
When I was growing up my best friend was half Japanese so I understand the rubbing the wrong way, but this is my future husband's eyes we are talking about here. lmao
Don't go yet Ellie.
ReplyDeleteI promise Goz I wouldn't do short comments and make the blog long so I'm trying to get more in one.
Dana...You got it girl!
ReplyDeleteMilk is awesome Sabrizzle. It is so well done, but not magical like Little Asses looks like.
ReplyDeleteI am in love with the bike scene as you know in LA,
My facebook flairboard is pissing me off. I had to get a second background, which I put a bunch of Rob pieces of flair on and now when I'm trying to rearrange them all on to one board I can't get them off.
ReplyDeleteA Mad Lib from you Jules, this is going to be epic, I just know it, I jumping in my computer chair.
ReplyDeleteOOO, Jules, may I have that flair, too? good choice, Dana!
ReplyDeleteI had one of Rob's cute feet twisted together (I forget from which interview, when he was curling up in the chair and feet were twisting, etc.) I forgot to "save changes" and lost it.
Milk looks good, but I can't imagine it being better than Little Ashes is going to be.
ReplyDeleteJules the eyebrow photo alone could have us writing for hours.
ReplyDeleteI tried three times to e-mail you today.
Your e-mail hates me.
Jov-- I have one dimple only. Is it really weird for that to happen?
ReplyDeleteLadies, I picture his long body in the bathtub scene from Haunted Airman?
ReplyDeleteGawd, I have his toes memorized.
I am remembering the sign at the premiere behind him that read:
Why did Toby kill Julia?
I think.
lmao
wonder if he did
I hope this Mad-Lib is done soon. It's after 1am here and my ass is dragging.
ReplyDeleteStella, you do, me too!
ReplyDeleteYes it is rare.:)
Not weird, rare.
ReplyDeleteDana, I HAVE to see your avatar, sweetie.
I feeds me hon.
mine is on the right.
ReplyDeleteWhere is yours?
I'm looking for a guy with one on the left.
Dana, you're in CT? I'm in northern NJ. (border of NJ and NY)
ReplyDeleteHaha Jov, you missed our discussion about The Haunted Airman earlier tonight.
ReplyDeleteSweetness! give me a bag to breathe in! That picture is my new favorite! Oh my God!
ReplyDeleteI'm officially ruined..
sorry to barge in.. I'll go catch up with the comments.
Hello everyone..
So glad to see you too Jules, if I didn't say that already.
ReplyDeleteI can tell you're busy writing. You are so talented.
Ellie- are you asking me if I am central time or if I am in Connecticut?
ReplyDeleteI am in Michigan and Eastern time.
Dana...you may have to tune in tomorrow. This is taking a little more thought than i anticipated. I want this to totally rip!
ReplyDeleteGet some rest... have sweet, sweaty Rob dreams and I will post my list of what kinds of verbage I need in the a.m. OK?
Love ya Dolls! Your babies are so cute! Olive juice!
Jules
One thing I've noticed about rob in his films is that when he kisses, it's a juicy, luscious sound. Anybody else notice that?
ReplyDeleteReally Sabrizzle? Damn
ReplyDeleteTess never butting in.
I asked you something today in an earlier thread.
Gawd, yes Ellie!
ReplyDeleteEllie- yes I noticed! It was quite loud in Twilight and oh so lovely.
ReplyDeleteHellooooo Tess! I always feel like one of the Animaniacs when i say it that way...
ReplyDelete"Hello Nurse!" Paging Dr. AJ, Nurse Claudia needs you in the cardiac wing STAT!
You mean (and I quote Kevin Costner on this one) long, deep wet sloppy kisses that last for three days?
ReplyDeleteI'll miss you Dana.
ReplyDeleteEllie he has to be one hell of a good kisser with the soul he has
And Tess that photo stops me in my feet, If I was walking by him and saw that beautiful man I would actually slam on my brakes and not try to hide how beautiful I thought he was.
Yes Jov, go check out the previous thread when you get a chance.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I'm gonna have to say goodnight. And yes Jules my dreams of Rob are sure to be sweaty.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Did someone call me. I was frolicking nekked in the mystical forest of Rob's hair.
ReplyDeletexo xo xo girls!
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Dana!
ReplyDeleteNite Nite you hot Rob mama you!
ReplyDeleteLOL AJ!
ReplyDeleteTess we are geting ready to Rob love up.
ReplyDeleteBut we're all pooping out.
I am on the west coast so it's only 10:19 for me, so I'm fine.
Girlfriend...that was me calling you out...WTF were you doing in my boyfriend's hair?
ReplyDeleteWell, hell, yes, that's exactly what I mean. the kisses just melt you to puddles.
ReplyDeleteWet.
Juicy.
Deep.
Toe-curling.
Nuff said.
Dana~
ReplyDeletesweet Rob dreams sweetie
crap, my new pic didn't come up...brb
ReplyDeleteJov...I am vodka fueled, locked and loaded...I'm in....
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ReplyDeleteSweet dreams of Rob, Dana!
ReplyDeletelmao AJ like a Rob open mouthed laugh,
ReplyDeletelike on the set of Twilight and in the Pub on HTB
Oops.. loaded...vodka fueled...damn that just didn't come out right.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm able to still type...I'm able to stay up....
Dana--Central time, because i know that you don't all follow the time changes, right?
ReplyDelete(I'm late in answering, you may have already signed off..)
Why Naughty Nurse Claudia. I do believe there are some ... er ... towels that needed to be folded in the linen closet in the Cardiac Wing.
ReplyDeleteGet in the closet! Don't move. Hold very still....
I just want to say that James Franco is the best male crier I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteDoctor...is that a thermometer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteHoly Heck!! Those brows...
ReplyDeleteAnd hello to everyone! Or, I should probably say "good evening". It's been quite a while, that's for sure! I have so much Robness to catch up on!
So the movie was that good, eh Jov?
ReplyDeleteAh...to see Sean Penn smile for a change....
Good Evening Holly! Yep...here we are tearing it up again!
ReplyDelete"What? Did someone call me. I was frolicking nekked in the mystical forest of Rob's hair."
ReplyDeleteAJ. I love you for that.
Just a sec, give me a minute to lmao!
ReplyDeleteAlso, no, how James Franco cried in Tristan & Isole, A Lot
I'm ready Jules,
always.
Hi Holly we're talking about Rob's hair that AJ was frolicing in
ReplyDeleteEllie's kisses with Rob that were unforgettable and something else I can't remember
Yeah, wow! I just finished watching the LA trailer, and to find out that it's being released on March 27! My birthday is on the 28th, so I definitely think I'll have to go see it, providing they bring it to a theater near my town. Goz and Dani sure have kept things up! All these pictures and goodies! I couldn't be happier!
ReplyDeleteI've wanted to see Tristan & Isolde for a long time but I keep forgetting about it when I want to watch a movie. I better go add it to my Netflix list while I'm thinking about it.
ReplyDeleteI want us all to have one of those cracking up moments with Rob and then we all collapse on the bed laughing, we've laughed so hard it's an ab workout and then he's smiling laying on the bed with his hand on his stomach and we're all laying together with our hair touching his hair.
ReplyDeleteHe has said he'd rather hang out with women then men.
ReplyDeleteHello lovelies!
ReplyDeleteEllie that was the New York Apple interview where the little girl came up and asked him to bite her that he had the feet curved up under him like that. And also where he was first curled up in his chair for his security blanket complex.
That's great, Jov! I made the mistake of looking at the IMDB boards, only to find that there is more drama than my mom's favorite soap opera on that thing. Fake Rob facebooks seem to be the big topic there. But, this is why I come here... to talk to you wonderful ladies about the vast and magical forest that is Rob's hair... among other things as well! But yeah, you ladies definitely cheer me up!
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Holly!
ReplyDeleteWe're just our usual selves tonight...outragious, of course.
It's really good Sabrizzle. But when I write I always want to kill of my female protagonist and I won't tell you the end but I have afriend who said she doesn't like sad endings and she said when she wants a love story she want to escape from her freaking life not be sad.
ReplyDeleteHe would have so much fun with all of us, Jov.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all Jovie, thanks for carrying on the tradition of "I never". I read that it got really wild last night! OLIVE JUICE!
ReplyDeleteNow, I am just trying to figure out why you can't get through to my e-mail...BUMMER! But I caught your message on my blog...so...guess we could find a way for ME to contact you thru my blog. But you have my solemn promise of absolute discretion and no sharing. All posts will be deleted immediately!
It worked, finally. Snatched the sexy eyebrow pic. Yummy!
ReplyDeleteI want to go back to us all laying on my bed with him and our hair is touching his hair.
ReplyDeleteLove It Ellie!
ReplyDeleteI don't mind sad endings, at least there is romance involved unlike my life.
ReplyDeleteHot Damn you're awesome.
ReplyDeleteI really want Dana's avatar, that one doesn crazy things to me.
Holly, March is a magical month. It is my birthday month...and it will be the first official meeting of the TEXAS ROBKATS! There are a few of us here from TEX-UUUS that are planning to finally meet in person and go see "Little Ashes" together.
ReplyDeleteStick with us baby...you will never find a cooler bunch of women who understand you better than right here!
Thanks Jules
ReplyDeleteand Sabrizzle on the hair thing
And I think it was Ellie who suggested I never last night and you know me you don't have to pull my arm on Rob fantasizes but I was overrun by childbirth.
I mentioned my breatfeeding pick up line with him and it went over not sexy,
everyone started to talk their birthing and breastfeeding stories and him and I just rolled our eyes and he reached for my hand with his pinkie finger and we walked out of the room and did our own
creating stories thing.
Jovie...the thumbsucking. incredibly fanfucktastic, hormonal driving, fantasy inducing avatar... Yeah..haven't seen it....
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
Yeeeee Hawww Jewels in all her awesomeness speaks the truth.
ReplyDeleteThanks Jules I send you my e-mail in your blog then.
ReplyDeleteRob is laying on his side now looking at one of us to begin telling him some ideas we might have for him.
ReplyDeleteMona! Finally! Crikey...How long has it been since we could chat girly?
ReplyDeleteJov... sad endings or not, I just admire the fact that you are a writer! That takes a lot of talent!
ReplyDeleteI need to read more, but I just haven't found or have had any suggestions of good books. The Twilight saga can only keep one entertained for so long...
But where was this "I Never" thread? Must go look for that now!
Jovie...do you want to tell Holly or do I....
ReplyDeletejust caught you comment Jules
ReplyDeleteYeah the fucksmacking awesome avatar!
Gawd! Lawd!
I want it so bad, it makes me want him so bad.
Thanks, Mona--Now I remember. That's the flair I can't find again (feet in nikes, twisting his ankles sideways).
ReplyDeleteJov...we have virgins... "I never" virgins in our midst....
ReplyDeleteI have avatar lust
ReplyDeleteHolly I haven't read much ever of the imdb board
It's something I've looked at but this has taken up a bit of my time already.
I'm trying to put a book to bed and I discovered this blog and it's taken longer than I planned.
My Rob lust has overtaken my brain and the vid yesterday of him ont he bike did me in.
Hello Els...YOU'RE BACK!
ReplyDeleteIn an answer to ya Jules,
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ReplyDeleteYou tell her beautiful Jules.
ReplyDeleteI never want to play I never again... hahaha!
ReplyDeleteDear Lord, here we go again...
ReplyDeleteI've got it on mine Ellie, just go grab from my page
ReplyDeleteI was just in Texas! I've been on a grad school tour, and spent the last bit of the week in the UK. Lame enough, being in London for the premiere, but there were SOOO many people! I didn't account for that, so I didn't get a decent spot.
ReplyDeleteBut that sounds like a great plan! March is amazing!
Where at in Texas, Holly?
ReplyDeleteThanks, sweets! I'll go do that tomorrow, after I bring the Katester to ado some community service for Nat'l Honor soc. she's dressing up 19th century style and being a tour guide in this historical manor that dressed up for christmas. This is her third year doing it. After i get her over there in the am, I'm coming back and sleepeeeeeping. :)
ReplyDeleteI NEVER EVER want to walk in my bedroom and see Rob Pattinson belly down, naked on my bed sleeping with his arms out and I see his bum and his hair and all his male gloriousness on my beautiful bed.
ReplyDeleteHe is not covered by a sheet or anything.
I won't add what I would do.
This is not a X rated site.
Jules did you read where I called everyone lousy lovers last night?
ReplyDeletelmao
I would never, ever want to repair Rob's zzzip pants while he's wearing them. He's standing, of course.
ReplyDeleteDo you see why?
ReplyDeleteSee why he would choose me?
We have a bunch of typical women here who don't want it.
Men are simple ladies.
Sex, food, sleep
kind of that order
Rob is more complex than most men but I still think he's mostly male.
I found the thread, and at first, I thought... Hmm, why WOULDN'T you want to do these things?! Then... the lightbulb went off, and I figured out the whole "I never" thing.
ReplyDeleteI could never come up with half that stuff, mainly because I think I'm still too naive about many things. If that even makes sense!
I have never wanted to warm up after a day of snowboarding by cuddling with Rob next to the fire in our private cabin.
ReplyDeleteLike it Ellie
ReplyDeleteDoes everyone need a drink to loosen up?
Do we need my strip pole?
Do we need music?
I'll put on Matt Nathanson's
Come and Get higher
We are working here with a man who oozes sexual attraction.
ReplyDeleteHis sex appeal is legendary at 22.
Holly.. the game of "I never..." is an old drinking game that my "friends" and I used to play. I quote the word friends because anyone who would ever let you get that drunk is not a true friend! LMAO!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, you start by saying something that you truly mean or are trying to get other people to admit to. Something like:
"I have never wanted to see Rob Pattinson naked." I would so have to drink on that one!!! LOL!
Anyway...as you can see, we are all cyber drinking around here and letting it all hang out...
Are you ready to hang with the big dogs?.....
Good Sabrizzle.
ReplyDeleteCome on Ladies, this is Robert Pattinson.
Jules where are you jaguar?
I would never want to receive a voice mail from Rob on my cell phone telling me that last night was the best night he ever had in his life.....
ReplyDeleteJaguar? Fuck That! I'm a loud and proud Cougar!
ReplyDeleteWhen you write erotica you have to let you mind wander and let go of everything else.
ReplyDeleteKind of like when Rob is in a photo shoot and he has to pretend he likes being photographed.
I don't write erotica for a living thou.
I have been tempted thou.
I would, never, ever want to have hot and heavy phone sex with Rob.
ReplyDeleteJovie...writing Erotica is my fav past time! I have to send you some of my stuff! Very hot...so much so it caused ForeverEB to have a nooner with her hubby!
ReplyDeletelmao Jules.
ReplyDeleteI Never Ever want to have a weekend away with Rob and he turns off his cell phone, because we both avoid phone calls and Holly I forgot to tell you everyone here knows I'm in love with my whirlpool tub and one of my biggest fantasizes is washing his hair and him and I doing "stuff" in my tub so that might come up.
Among other things...
Send it Jules
ReplyDeleteSAY IT OUT LOUD
I have never wanted wanted Rob to beg me to teach him how to ride a dirt bike so that we could go off and be alone in the woods.
ReplyDeleteI would never want to have quiet, muffled, sneaky sex under Mama and Papa Pattinson's roof with their unbelievable scorching hot son!
ReplyDeleteI never, ever want rob to give me a foot massage that starts at my foot and works its way up. All. the. Way. Up.
ReplyDeleteJules he would have to call you back after me and say sorry Jovie and I just made love and I have to take it back.
ReplyDeleteShe's was unbelievable.
Oh heck yes! However, I'm pretty sure mine will be damn pathetic, but I'll give it a shot.
ReplyDeleteI have never wanted Rob to rear-end my car, so it'd give me an excuse to trade phone numbers with him... thus resulting in a variety of ways in which he could "pay" back damages done to my car.
see... I lack creativity! I'm just way too inexperienced, and still giggle every stinkin' time I hear him say "Sexual Tension"
Send me your damn e-mail Jov! You will totally roll your eyes and wonder what kind of life I've led....
ReplyDeleteYeah...but he was playing both sides of the field. BASTARD! He knows to butter both sides of his bread....LOL!
ReplyDeleteI Never ever want to get under a blanket with Rob at the beach and we make out while other people are walking by us and they have no idea that he is even on the beach with me.
ReplyDeleteHolly, that was very good!! Give yourself some credit!
ReplyDeleteHolly...you're catching on!
ReplyDelete"WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE...BWAHAHAHAAHA!!!"
Love it Holly!
ReplyDeleteOkay Jules! lmao
I could be a highclass hooker.
But I'm too nice of a girl.
I just want him for my husband and then take his designer clothes off after a premiere, which I was trying to do last night when everyone only wanted to talk about designers.
I Never Ever want to see him get out of my tub in candlelight stand up pulling his hands across his face and I see all his wet gloriousness with his wet treasure trail and then I stand up and he smiles and reaches for a towel for me.
ReplyDeleteWhere were you Jov? Project Runway? WTF...I don't care what he is wearing as long as it is in a puddle of clothes on my bedroom floor when i am done with him!
ReplyDeleteI Never ever want to see Rob go around to my side of the car and open the door for me and then reach for my hand and close the door and then push me hard against his car, kissing me passionately.
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Jules!
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