Here are her Top 5 Reasons to Love this doll:
1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.
2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.
3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.
4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.
5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.
1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.
2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.
3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.
4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.
5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.
443 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 443 Newer› Newest»Dammit! I have to wait until my birthday in June to get my Edward doll! I don't want Bella...too much competition.
LOL Ellie! The dolls aren't supposed to ship until
"Spring 2009"
I must admit the Edward doll...looks interesting. :)
I want mine on my pillow with me at night.
BWAHAHAA.. "who cares about Bella?"
Yeah, who cares?
Morning girls :)
Ok well as usual I can't see the vid but I'm not too bothered so anyway, ya the reviewer came up with some great reasons to want an Edward doll. She persuaded me anyway I WANT one. OMG I can't wait.
LMAAAOOO ellie! you are hilarious! but i agree...i would be too jealous of her.
soooo EBAY has robert pattinson pillows..can you believe that?!!
lol Ellie.so you love Bella and edward doll????
Hmmm, nope... I still think the dolls are a bit creepy...
And WHAT is up with the Edward doll's hair??? Since when does Edward have a crazy 'fro? I can't believe I'm saying this, but it would look way better with the bouffant hairdo! :)
Rob is a doll that's for sure. But I'd prefer a life-size model with working parts :)
AJ, Noooo! No dolls for me! Like you, I'm holding out for the real doll.
Rob, honey, you're a real doll. Can I dress you up (or down)?
Do you think Rob wears socks? The limited amount of thought he gives to what he wears makes me wonder. And if he does, do those get several wears without a wash, too? I imagine he would wear socks to events and such but I'm just not sure about his everyday life. Too much hassle, I think.
My #1 reason to get this doll---
SO I CAN UNDRESS IT.
I will do this in hopes that the Edward penis will be anatomically correct.
*Y'all know I'm only kidding, right? I'm not a doll perve. Just a Rob perve. lol
OK. I need to say several things. First things first.
It is ALL your fault girls.
You induced me into this fanfic world I had never heard (living in the cul du sac!) and now I find myself up till 4:30 AM reading that amazing stuff. My eyes are falling apart. I´m taking advantage that my hubby & son are away on holidays so I don´t have to cook, or wash, or iron. just read and read and read.
So, here is my point: I need you to recommend me new fanfic because Gozde gave some links but I am almost at the end of all.
I am catching up with:
Utter darkness, Wade awake, Scotch Gin and The New Girl, The Antidote and Darkness of Dark.
Please tell me!!
Now, reading WA I began to understand your criptic comments. Words such as cookie and unicorns have now a complete different meaning for me -and way too much interesting....
Regarding the "doll". I hated the idea of a Rob doll (why couldn´t they just call it an "action figure?", doll sounds so...patsy?
But then I watched Robman in an interview said that he had always wanted a doll (of him of course, because with two sisters I guess he has had plenty of dolls) and he never got one, not even in HP. He made a pouty mouth when remembered he had the bodyguards but not the...doll!.
So, I have no other choice to say I am so going to get his doll when it come here.
It's okay Laura, you know everyone who gets that doll is going to do the exact same thing and have a peek, or perhaps more than a peek.
Blackie, I think I remember Rob saying that about having a doll. That made me laugh. I wonder though now that it's actually happened. If I were him, I would be completely creeped out of my mind about having a doll that resembles me out there for people to do heaven only knows what to it. The marketing for this movie is insane. I hope Rob's enjoying the royalties, at least.
Emily, good question about the socks... I would guess that Rob can't be bothered to wear socks most of the time... Similar to his pants and t-shirts, I bet he just grabs the nearest pair of shoes off the floor as he's running out the door without even giving a second thought to silly socks... Plus, we know he definitely doesn't wear socks when he's wearing those damn chinese slippers!! :)
Ugh, the chinese slippers...those things are hilarious. I bet they are comfy.
Well, if it's true about the no sock wearing, we can add that to our growing list of "things that are unattractive when done by anyone except Rob." Oh and I guess we may as well add the wearing of chinese slippers with your toes hanging out of them, also.
The Edward doll kills me. I want it to grow stubble, have wild sex hair that you can cover with a beanie and dress him in sloppy t-shirts and pants. NOW, that's what I call an "ACTION" figure!
LOL - yeah, that list is pretty long at this point! I have to say, the chinese slippers are the WORST out of all of Rob's fashion faux pas... they are pretty much the only thing I would absolutely insist on burning if I actually knew him... I could live with the jacket with the too-short sleeves, the brown bubble jacket, and his t-shirts with holes in them. But the chinese slippers. No can do. Those suckers would conveniently disappear out of his closet as soon as I got my hands on them.
Haha Jules! Okay, THAT I would buy. Yes, mini versions of the BBJ, black zip pants, and Dr. Martens (no laces, of course)
LOL Jewels - so what you're saying is that you want a ROB doll, not an Edward doll :) I think I would be a lot more on board with this whole doll idea if it looked more like Rob... on the other hand, maybe that would just be creepier.
Lol Lyla! Hard to tell, but in the one picture I saw where he was wearing the slippers, they looked like they were nearing the end of their life anyway. Who knows, though? He could always duct tape them or staple them back together to get a few more wears out of them. I wouldn't put it past him.
LMAO, Emily!! My GOD that visual is funny! I can totally picture Rob walking around in duct-tape covered chinese slippers. Or better yet, maybe he would tie an old shoe string around the slippers to hold them together. We all know that our boy does not like to be wasteful.
oh my gawd!!! i thought it was just me addicted to the fanfiction...so all u girlies are up all hours indulging too??...i have so many faves its unreal!!!
Gem...try staying up way to late writing the stuff...it's killing me but it's a labor of love!
Oh yes, Rob is a lot of things but wasteful is definitely not one of them. I love that he wears clothes for years and that the only new things we've seen him in (apart from the premieres) were bought at a thrift store or given to him after a photoshoot. Well, that's my theory about the too tight jeans he was sporting for about 5 days straight, anyway. Mmmmm, when do we get to see more of those? Something about those pants with that haircut...yes, please!
OK, poor our chameleon man! We are hitting him with all our army guns here!
Lyla: the too short jacket is the upper part of his LA Premiere Marc Jacobs!!! Yes, I was so surprised by how fast is he still growing up (the day the Camilla Belle and Rob´s pics went out, remember?) that I looked the jacket up until I found it. He even used it when he went to Tyra´s show! He wears his clothes until they are totally worn out and beyond rehab!!
Girls, I think he wears socks sometimes at least because he uses to lift them up in some interviews. Hence, even his socks are near destruction!!!
Gem: Isn´t amazing the fanfic world?
Jules: I read chapter 11 last night when I learnt in the Chat Away box you had post it. During the day or at night when I go to bed I think of Edward and my heart shrinks with sadness!
I can picture in my mind the old church, his angst.
Thank you for being doing such an effort to write for us and letting our imagination go far to ease some dark days.
Jules, I almost forgot. Thank you very much for the Rob remix you e mailed me!!! I soooo downloaded to my mp3 right away.
Oh, his voice, his sweet voice...
I also have in my mp3 the interviews I like the most. Z100 radio station, The Ladies Room (where he answers back to the girl: "I want you", I always envy that girl when I listen to that!), Ryan Seacrest one, Access Hollywood (I love this one, because he was so relaxed talking about girls and proposals), The Variety one, the Collider´s is really good as well.
Oh, I am so screwed up with this boy!!
Hi, girlies!
Blackie, I'm sorry I wasn't able to send you thge link for Rob's song. But i did the next best thing and asked my friends if they were able. Jules stepped right in and offered. (thanks, sweets!). Glad you enjoy it so much! I melt when I hear it.
#5 is an absolute thruth. Nobody can argue with it!
Hi Ladies,
What are we talking about....I'm too lazy to read through the comments.
I hope everyone knows I was kidding earlier on. I DO NOT WANT either an Edward or Bella doll!!! LOL
Me neither, Kate...
This is hysterical! I don't think I'm going to break down and get one... but who knows, I never thought I'd be involved in a blog about a book series either!
Ok.. The doll looks more like him than I thought it would.. I could be induced to go visit the doll in the store (much like I visited the Twilight Movie Companion Book at borders). I probably won't purchase my very own Edward Doll, but I will probably visit it quite often and get the box all grubby with my finger prints..
bwahhhahaa
LOL, Tess! Leave it to you to make it all so dirty...and sexy! :)
Oh, and hi, babe!
Hello Ellie,
The doll looks pretty cool..
Borders Employee:
-Umm Boss, that creepy lady is back to fondle the doll again, should we call the police?
-Nah, leave her alone. Look how happy she is!
Oh Goz- You should've seen me in Borders with the book. gazing at the book, flipping through it, casting looks over my shoulder just to make sure no one I knew was watching me...
*snickers* I'm sooo in the closet..
Hehe :) I'm out of the closet. I'm so out that the closet is a dot to me! (friends reference :))
I actually want to stand in front of Borders and promote the books/movie/dolls for free.
I need help, lol
Himm, I guess I AM actually promoting them for free with this site, LMAO
Can I help you?? (promote it for free I mean)
Hello!
Haha, got you both beat (yeah, I said beat)!
I sneak peeks at the teen rags in the supermarket, after looking around and checking if the coast is clear! lol
I am so pathetic...I'm in good company.
Hey everyone!
Laura! good idol tonight. that Manson guy gave me the creeps big time. Yes, "big" .
We're getting worse with this...
did anyone else crack up when the mtv girl said "it's bella!... no one really cares about bealla" (so true)
Hello Wonderful Ladies:)
Yes, I said wonderful.
Oh wait...thats probably not how it works, is it?
LOL, Ellie! Did you get that bumper sticker I sent about being able to make anything sound dirty? SO true!!
Hey Rose and Marcy!
Yeah, Marcy, I thought that was pretty funny, too! But I do care about Bella! I love KSTEW! Is that wrong?
Hi Laura:)
I love KS too...I'm not sure why..but I just do.
Don't tell me people are at that damn chatbox again!
*crickets chirping*
Hi, Rose and Marcy!
I decided I needed to get back on here...my 14 characters don't have much to say there, tonight... lol
Marcy, yes, I was thinking the same thing...about the doll.
I did recognize, however, tha tthe Bella doll was wearing the peasant blouse that KStew wore in some shots that weren't used in the film.
Rose! I almost died laughing at your email when you called yourself Old Yeller!! LMFAO!!!!!
I like writing full thoughts here, in comparison to the cbox. too small an area and you can't really fix typos very well.
Hey Ellie!
You guys do realize that the doll goes for $140 ...
although the Edward one is pretty cool.
I didn't leave Rose! I swear I've been trying to send you a comment for the last 5 minutes! But y'all know how this damn computer is....
lolol Laura! Well..thats what I am!
Ellie? Did you get my mail on FB?
Crap, Rose~~ I forgot about that!
LMFAO!
Marcy, you there??
I must be, too, cuz I sure seem to yell a lot!! lol
Hi ladies - hmmm creepy dolls I think. I like KStew too- I think she's quiet and it puts people off.
FB mail? lemme check...
and $140??shit, that;'s a lot!
Hey girls, just wanted to check in and say Hi really quick! Chapter 12 is shaping up to be another long one...Hah! I said "LONG ONE!"
Exorcising my demons through Carlisle...he's one interesting dude...
yeah i was just setting up my proflie on here,!!
Hey Twiheart! I think that about Kstew, too! I just think she's shy, but people misconstrue her shyness for bitchiness...
Thanks Ellie:)
Hey Jules! Can't wait to read it! ;)
Checking right now, Rose...
Hi Jules! Yes, I could name a few talented actors who would fit the 'weird' bill for sure. Introverted, creative types.
for some reaso ni really just don't like K.stewart. she really anoys me!
I think she looks a bit strained - and it comes off as unappreciative and stuck up. Maybe she is but I like to give her the benefit of the doubt. And I think she's a good actor.
The best actress of their generation according to Rob : ).
Really? Cuz I think Ellen Paige ranks up there!
still don't want her doll though.
Yo ladies...
Oh Jules..I think Ellen Paige is fantastic!
Hey Kat:)
Hi, Jules! kisses to you.
rose, the music worked fine on myu computer. I left you a note.:) and I'm officially thanking you here.
Took me a while, because I wanted ro hear Rob's breath hitch at the end of Never Think.
Chills all over, right now. and a glowing feeling. lol
I don't know how she compares to Ellen Paige - but she's another example of someone who comes off as shy but not like she has a stick up her a s s.
Thank You, Ellie! I can't imagine why it doesn't work for Trixie..
Kat, what's your sob story? haha
Jules, I am so excited to hear that your next chapter is coming out soon
Yeah, yeah, coming and out!
TwiHeart, hello!
Marcy, you still here? I like your avatar a lot. Very peaceful.
Rose, how the fuck are you?
Hi Ladies - ForeverEB - are you Kat?
Gotta load the "washer" machine...brb.
(gotta do that before I get a ride on the dryer...lol)
Hi Ellie! I can't keep up with the comments - I like hitting enter to post. My mouse on my laptop is slow.
My sob story for this week is:
I forgot to take my fucking wedding rings off one night in October while prowling around Austin so I deserve to win American Idol. Does it matter that I'm not American?
Hello Twiheart!
Kat...I'm pretty fucking OK.
I was broken for a long time...but its over now...
Yeah, Twi, it takes some getting used to. I finally learned to hit "refresh" when I didn't have anything to write, too, to see what everyone else wrote. I am so lame...
TwiHeart... hello... yes, I'm Kat...
Hello again Ellie and Laura.
Hi Jules... chapter 12 really? You're spoiling us and I love it!
THanks Ellie! yeah i found it on google... i think it's the "hoh" forest from twilight...
Did I tell you lately that I love you all?
Kat, Boo hoo!
Oh hey Marcy... gotta put my potty mouth away again! :-)
KAt?? i loved those pictures!!! at the how to be thing!! omg, the third one... is that were you guys were talking about london?
Did I miss Jules talking about chapter 12????
I'm all atwitter with excitement!!
My imagination is not working today. Last weeks sob story was much more inventive.
Kat, potty mouth away! Marcy's on here at her own risk! :)
Sh--!
No potty mouth? I might as well just leave.
:(
hey, you don't have to put your fuking potty mouth away with me around, lol jk
Rose, atwitter?? haha
(or just a twit?)
lolol Marcy! I think I'm in love!
OK...potty mouth allowed, it's just not the same without. Marcy - you have been warned. Do not repeat!!!
Glad you liked the photo's. Actually the 3rd photo was when we were all laughing coz no-one had a pen!
Okay, marcy, I am a teacher, and you need some serious spelling lessons...
Damn! I left for a sec and missed everything!
Hey Kat!! Love the sob story! Mine is that I brought my husband to Austin in October. He prevented me from jumping Rob's bones!!
Someone is playing their guitar...just for me.
Rose, where you just siging "broken" my ABSOLUTE favorite song!!!!!!!!!!
Kat and Ellie...are y'all still "walking on sunshine?"
Laura... you beat me. Actually BRINGING the husband... wedding rings seem so little compared to that!
Now I gotta go back and listen to that...I miss so much here because of my imaginary ADD.
sorry about my spelling... ellie...lol..."ill try better next time" haha
Laura - yes and it's burning like hell!
Well, Marcy..I was. It's an awesome song...
*sigh*
"And don't it feel good!"
Hear that, Rob?
It feels GREAT!
Although my hubby SWEARS Rob smiled really big when I walked up. And I was pissed that he didn't talk to me or anything, but hubby was like "Well, he wasn't going to try and talk to you with ME standing right there!" DAMMMMMMN him!!!!
Hello ladies... it's almost 3am. I can't sleep. Thought I'd come chat with you.
You guys were watching American Idol, too?
did any of you guys read that story "i love LA" i remember seeing a link it hear in the chatbox and i read it!
Ellie, I'm still LMAO at you! "He's walking on SHIT!" HAHAHA!
Laura... I bet he did smile real big, you're one hot lady.
Were you watching too Rose?
Rose, join us on FB while we take the piss out of the contestants... it's hilarious.
Are you all ignoring me tonight?
Aww, thanks Kat!
Wait, Laura you met him??
No way Rob! We would never ignore your fine ass!
Laura met him at the same event I did. She was just daft enough to take her husband along... hehehehe!
Sure did, Marcy! Same night as Kat did..
Rob, I couldnt ignore you...I'm madly and wildly in love with you.
oh thats cool
Laura, didn't rob say ANYTHING to you"? At least one word? Sex? Grab? anything?
Marcy, you read I Love LA? Naughty teen...lol
Someone had to drive me 8 hours to Austin, Kat! lol
I was beginning to think I'd lost my charm. And Laura, yes, I smiled very big at you.
but I'm not sending you to the naughty room...Rob would be in big trouble...
"rob, rob...is that really...you!!!" lol
Laura - My husband would not have even gone w/me to any Rob related event. Makes me twice as jealous!
Laura, you should have left him at a pub or something... strip bar maybe? Really... he didn't say anything?
He said "Hey" and I think he repeated my name after I said it to him...I was too stunned to remember anything else...
Kat, did you get in to see HTB, too? Or were you outside the whole time?
I was stunned by your beauty, I couldn't speak Laura.
Twiheart, he was the ONLY person who would come with me! lol
Rob, love, how's my man tonight?
Up for a little of the naughty room? um, yeah, up.
So Rob...what do you think of your doll?
I saw HTB on the Thursday night with Oliver's Q&A. Had a nice chat with him afterwards. Glad we didn't get in on the Saturday as we might have missed meeting him as some did.
LOL. Yeah right, Rob! I just didn't tickle your fancy that night I guess..
Oh, that sounded so dirty....
Laura, I'll bet "Hey" never sounded so good>
Rose, hate the doll.
Ellie, I'm always up for the naughty room. But please, can you card the ladies, I'm scared about Marcy!
That's true, Kat. We only got to get an autograph b/c we were in the back of the theater, and were the first ones to run out into the line!
I'd love to tickle your fanny, oh, I mean fancy!
Ellie--the undies almost disintegrated right then and there! lol
LMAO Rob!! You can tickle whatever you like ;)
Yeah, we hung out until you all went into the theatre, then went for dinner and drinks. Then made it back to be second and third in line... lucky enough to still pose for pics. They stopped that after about 30 minutes - totally unfair I think.
Laura, wasn't Rob a few rows behind you in the theater?
Hell yeah, Ellie! It was the best fucking night of my life!
"I'd love to tickle your fanny, oh, I mean fancy!"
LMFAO, Rob!
brb ladies...and Rob:)
Yes she was. I was watching Laura's beautiful hair bob as she laughed. It turned me on.
If I could've gotten a pic, it would have been SO much better....
hey ROb! what are you scared scared about??
panties melting for sure - I would have spontaneously combusted
Oh, and Kat. I'd totally do you too. But you had those wedding rings on, I'm just to much of a gentleman!
Rob, did you see my husband sleeping? He was so rude! lol
I saw you watching the movie, too, Mr. Pattinson! What's with all this "I never watch my own movies" stuff you're always saying?
wow i sound like an idiot but yeah...
At least you've got pictures, just not with rRb and you.
Kat's the one with the fucking bullshit pictures...speaking of which, where's Rose off to?
Marcy. You're 15. That's illegal where I'm from. Call me in five year OK?
I hate to see myself on screen. But Oliver the little bugger made me.
Where did Rose go? I'm off to pee... beer's going right through me. Nice... glad I could share that with you all!
Marcy, you're 15??
Rob, did you sing along while seeing yourself sing on the big screen?
Whatever, Kat. You know you're going practice your American Idol audition in the mirror.
I'd pee too, but my daughter's in there now...gotta wait. (legs crossing while we speak).
Oh, and Rob, you looked so fucking hot in your leather jacket! I wanted to go sit in your lap for the entire movie! Hubby wouldn't have noticed--remember, he was sleeping ;)
lmao, Laura...good one!
Yes I did. I always sing along. Can I sing for you?
Can someone volunteer to teach the newbie how to maneuver in this comments section? Sheesh - I can't keep up with you all in here.
Laura... how did you guess?
Thank you, Ellie :)
I would've shown you a lot more than the movie if you had come and sat in my lap.
LOL, Kat. We should totally audition! We would come up with the best sob stories!
Yes, Rob, please do...don't be surprised when my panties melt right off...
twiHeart, it happens to all of us! lol
Arden, I was talking to Marcy. But hello to you too!
Good Evening ladies!!!
Laura, sadly I am too old to audition for American Idol. Blah to them.
It's all up down, up down, I do much better role playing in the cbox.
Arden? There's an Arden?
Oh, must be the removed comment?
Evening Melissa.
Hey Melissa, what's up?
Hi Ellie, Laura, Kat, TwiHeart... I miss anyone.....
Oh, I guess I scared Arden away.
Oh-and Hi to Rob...
I just finished watching A.I.
Ok I guess
Hey Melissssssssssssa!! Washed anymore IPOD's lately? lol
Only me!
so Rob, what do you have against 15 years olds?? i really am a lot more mature than a fucking 15 year old!! (and yes, i did just insult my whole age group)
Hello, Melissa! You missed Marcy, our newbie. :)
Melissa, I loved looking at your pics on FB..didn't get to comment, though.
Hi Mel - ellie you missed Arden. Another youngin.
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