Hollywood is SO not Rob's Scene

This comes from Ted Casablanca who is a nasty little gossip yapper. (Was that description insulting enough? 'Cause that's what I was going for :)

Is Robert Pattinson Miserable in Hollywood?

Like we exclusively told you earlier this week, Rob Pattinson was partying after the Oscars—at the swankiest of dos possible—looking as if he'd been told he could never have another drink. Ever. Natalie Portman managed to ease Patty-poo's nerves for a bit, but he still left the shindig alone.

A close friend to the Brit babe told us, "It's because [Hollywood] just so isn't his scene. All of this fame isn't what Rob's about."

We ferreted out some vintage Pattinson pics during his Harry Potter years, and just look at the difference in his mood during the promotional tours. Rob looks actually happy and excited in the early days, whereas he now looks overwhelmed and uncomfortable—particularly anytime he touches down in L.A.

Check out Robbie's more recent brooding, almost terrified faces, for yourselves and tell us how we can make Patty happy again, please?

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Gozde: First of all Patty Pattinson is his dog. You don't look cute by calling him Patty, we all know you were trashing him left and right just a month ago, calling him a drunk. Now that he appeared at the Oscar parties and had little to drink he was "TOLD" not to drink? Please bitch!

Second: Him not liking the Hell-A scene is because he is not fake and doesn't know how to fake it. We LOVE that fame isn't his thing :) It's called being cool which is a term very foreign to you.

Third: For the 5 brooding pictures you've posted I can post 100 smiling, happy, dorky pictures.

Fourth: When he smiles, does crazy faces, has fun you call him an alcoholic when he doesn't you call him miserable. Again I say: Please bitch!

Now onto some of the biggest smiles from Rob: