LMAO!!! I just listened to the part where Rob says, "I never understood people who like throwing balls around.." again! Perhaps the Robkats could help him with understanding that. We could throw his balls around for a bit and show him how good it can be.
Whew! Then he says the comment about his "rock solid.....hair" My mind went alllllllllll kinds of dirty places.
Alright, I feel like I"m talking to myself here (like *cough* someone else we know *cough*) so I"m gonna head on out and catch you lovlies later! MUAH!! XOXO
LMAO~Laura!! Thank GOD my MIL was not...she lives a lovely 13 hours away....so my nose was safe. Nice. It was my family actually...but damn, they get LOUD! :)
BTW was watching Prisoner of Azkaban tonight on ABC fam and guess what's on tomorrow at 7 pm -- Oh Yeah Baby --GOF with Cedric Diggory and his NINE INCHES!!
Yes ladies...just three days ago the boy was slavishly devoted to me...
Now...he has a girlfriend.
Showed me the pictures of her and everything! Supposedly they have had a crush on each other since High School. She is leaving for the Army soon and they have "decided to remain faithful" to one another while she is in training.
Such a perfect excuse for someone who is in denial.
Hey, I was Blue Man Group today in NYC...if you haven't seen them yet, get your ass(es) out to see them really soon! It was the best show I've ever seen!
Jules~that really shows his level of maturity-or lack there of-to show you the pics...LAME-O. Was he trying to make you jealous? AS IF! Does he know you're a Robkat? Pfft...he should bow down.
Hey Robkats! Just started the commentary but wanted to stop by and say 'hi' - I watched Rob on TRL too - I hadn't watched it before. Jules, you have an update on "E"?
Dana, they were fucking fantastic! I haven't laughed so much is ages! One of them, while walking along the back of the seats to get to the balcony, rubbed my dh's bald head...lol
Nic's the one who called me today while I was at the races with my boys and told me about the "girlfriend".
She told me that "E" said her name was Sarah.
Couple of days ago he was talking about touching base with an old friend from High School who just "Happened" to come into Starbucks whose name was "RACHEL"....
Ladies...may I have your permission to ultimately mind fuck this young puppy and teach him something?
Sorry, but Seigfried and Roy creep me out. I tried to watch last night and I just couldn't. Shit I even went to their effing ZOO in Las Vegas. Weirdest shit ever...you walk around and you can hear their commentary on everything....LOL
So, how's the phenom known at JulKim tonight??? Replacing the old couch with a Castro Convertible, soon? A Barker Lounger? A Futon? Hell, a beach chair?...
Dana, I was in tears watching that performance at the end ... fucking gut-wrenching it was (sorry for the Yoda speak)
and they had Montecore with them. My mom thought that the one walking funny would be S when they took off the masks, kinda fooling the audience into thinking it was R. I had no idea that his movement was so limited! Seriously, I cried.
Dana~the commentary was inside the gift shop and outside of the gift shop...HOLY FUCKING SHIT...I think I have a pic of me CO S & R...off to look for it...LOL BRB
I smiled at him sweetly, told him she was lovely. He told me where she worked....
I'm gonna show up there...find her and say "OMIGOSH! You're Thomas's girlfriend! I think it's lovely how committed you are to each other! He's such a great guy don't you think? I'm so impressed with how both of you decided to be exclusive after just 5 days!"
Rob talked about his ankles on an old TRL appearance I found while watching the Twilight commentary. he named them as his best feature. LOL, so modest. Apparently, y'all noticed them and how lickable they are.
Seriously...I'm telling y'all that "E" is closeted! I'm more sure of it now!!!
I give the relationship....meh....3 weeks and catastrophe will strike!
She'll cheat on him or tell him it is unrealstic to try and remain faithful when they will be parted for so long and/or a mysterious past love will appear on the horizon.
He will then be heartbroken and in much need of comforting...(I am so channelling Blair from Gossip Girl right now...Uh...Chuck Bass? Come out, come out! Wherever you are?")
Poor baby... fade to black.... Suddenly a meadow appears on the horizon.... "I know what you are.."
Jules--he will get what's coming to him. I like to believe that what goes around comes around. Karma will always come back to bite you in the ass. That's why I firmly believe that my MIL will fucking get hers someday. That bitch has some serious karma coming her way :) Sorry for the anger. It tends to spill out at times! lol
Kim...after watching those motorcycles race today...the noise, the helmets, the ....oh shit...I about unicorned thinking of Edward on the damn Ducati...
And I wrote that fucking shit!!! I was hot and bothered!!! Yeah...time for another outtake...and I kinda have been kicking a really smutty one around that is almost derivative of a bunch of my fav moments in all my fav erotic literature....
Kim (Kimberlesk) turned me on to it....there is a long, icky build up storyline....and Charlie and James are despicable. But, I am hooked....read it....update will be available soon.
The messy, oily hair and those eyes....NEED I SAY MORE!!!!!! YEOW!!!!! :0
ReplyDeletehis eyes are poetry.
ReplyDeleteWhere the party at?
ReplyDeleteCalling all Robkats!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, his eyes....
ReplyDeleteKAT! There she is!
ReplyDeleteHigh on paint fumes again... I think I'm becoming addicted! How the hell are ya Laura?
ReplyDeleteI'm great! Just listening to the DVD commentary for the 3rd time! haha
ReplyDeleteHave you listened to it yet, Kat?
ReplyDeleteI'm listening to it now, they just got to the greenhouse...
ReplyDeleteI'm here. Sorta. Keep checking in but I have interned ADHD right now. Can't focus.
ReplyDeleteDB! How are ya?
ReplyDeleteHey DB... I'm kinda half here...
ReplyDeleteMe, too. I'm obsessing over the commentary right now! I love when he sings, "I want it now!" GAH! I want YOU now, Rob!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm okay. I'm reading TPW finally.
ReplyDeleteYES! TPW is awesome! Well, the first 12 chapters were effing horkalicious, but after that, it got REALLY good!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I just listened to the part where Rob says, "I never understood people who like throwing balls around.." again! Perhaps the Robkats could help him with understanding that. We could throw his balls around for a bit and show him how good it can be.
ReplyDeleteWhew! Then he says the comment about his "rock solid.....hair" My mind went alllllllllll kinds of dirty places.
ReplyDeleteAlright, I feel like I"m talking to myself here (like *cough* someone else we know *cough*) so I"m gonna head on out and catch you lovlies later! MUAH!! XOXO
I'm still here. I just got one of those lovely phone calls from the world class ass.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm sorry DB. How dare he mess up your "Rob" time!
ReplyDeleteYeah, no kidding huh. I havn't even been able to concentrate on Rob lately. That's what sucks.
ReplyDeleteYeah, no kidding huh. I havn't even been able to concentrate on Rob lately. That's what sucks.
ReplyDeleteDB, just say the word, and I'm positive you'll have 33 women who will beat his ass for ya :)
ReplyDeleteHa. That is oh so tempting.
ReplyDeleteHello? Anyone here?
ReplyDeleteAnyhoo...I love these pics of him. His eyes look amazing... :)
Nobody is around anymore. Maybe if we give a whole lot of....
ReplyDeleteCock...Cock...Cock...Cock
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Maybe they will come?
DB~thats a lot of
ReplyDeleteCOCK
I like it. Lots of
COCK
that is.
9 inches to be exact. LOL
Cock!
ReplyDeleteSee...Cock brings Kat out to play. I'm surprised Rose didn't catch that message telepathically.
ReplyDeleteRob's COCK is what brings me here!
ReplyDeletestill here you?
ReplyDeletebah! no more Yoda speak.
ReplyDeleteLOL
Where the fuck is everybody. I am getting totally offended. How dare people have actual lives.
ReplyDeleteHey Kat, Mel, and DB!!!
ReplyDeleteDB~ I am here!! I had to con my way out of a family function to be here, but I did it. LOL
ReplyDeleteGo check out what I just sent y'all on the gspot!!! Whoa!
ReplyDeleteWow. That's dedication.
ReplyDeleteYodi-yo Laura, DB, Kat...what it do...
ReplyDeleteOk so I am inserting some Emmett from SGANG...lame, I know.
DB~my family is HUGE. Screaming kids and shit-talking adults gets old after a while...LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO, Melissa!! I would con my way out of a family thing to talk w/ y'all too!
ReplyDeleteWas your lovely MIL there? Did you gag from the rotten crotch smell? LOL!!
LMAO~Laura!! Thank GOD my MIL was not...she lives a lovely 13 hours away....so my nose was safe. Nice. It was my family actually...but damn, they get LOUD! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Robkats -- Kim checking in.
ReplyDeleteBTW Laura, that comment was way gross!
where the fuck is everyone -- to busy listening to that DVD commentary?
ReplyDeleteHi Kim!!
ReplyDeleteHey Kim!!
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me for the comment, Mel herself described her MIL's smell like that!!! LOL!
Oh fucking *HORK*
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you have NO IDEA. *TRIPLE HORK* It's gross...but so true.
ReplyDeleteI just called out Jules, hopefully she'll be here soon, or it's the whipping bench for her -- actually, she might prefer that!
ReplyDeleteI've already listened to the DVD commentary 3 times! I think I'll make it a 4th since none of my fucking FF's have been updated in FOREVER!!
ReplyDeleteHello Babes! What's shaking in the world of the RobKats tonight?
ReplyDeleteMiss me? I know you did......
So, since it's just us, what did everyone do today?
ReplyDeleteIt shows my state of mind that TPW didn't disturb me at all. Maybe I should try The Trip Home this weekend. LMAO
ReplyDeleteI have a new update on "E"....
ReplyDeleteThis is so fucking predictable...it's so hard for me not to fuck with him...
But Karma will rain down on my evil ass if I do....
Hi ladies :)
ReplyDeleteOh Stacy, I LOVE the PW!!! I'm dying for an update!!
ReplyDeleteIt was so deliciously perverse, than I never expected it to actually have a story!!
Sorry, I'm peeing myself right now, Beetlejuice is on ABC Fam. and it's the part where they sing the banana boat song!
Hi Jules!
ReplyDeleteKim~lets see, I was sick as hell all day, then went to my little bro's house for a night filled with screaming kids, xbox and pizza
Yay, Dana's joined the party!!
ReplyDeleteLet it on me Jules -- I can't wait to hear!
Hi Dana!! :-)
ReplyDeleteshit Mel, my heart goes out to ya!
ReplyDeleteDamn! I've been checking the wrong thread all this time!!! For one long fucking hour!!!
ReplyDeleteI actually cleaned my fucking house today -- first real deep cleaning since Xmas -- somehow FF and Rob and Robkats keep getting in the way!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Ellie
ReplyDeleteIt is really good. I'm glad I waited to read it though. I needed it this weekend.
ReplyDeleteYay Ellie's here -- my night's getting better and better!
ReplyDeleteNo cleaning for me this weekend. Too sick. My ever growing mountain of laundry is starting to scare me though...
ReplyDeleteHi Ellie! I saw you on the other thread earlier...:)
BTW was watching Prisoner of Azkaban tonight on ABC fam and guess what's on tomorrow at 7 pm -- Oh Yeah Baby --GOF with Cedric Diggory and his NINE INCHES!!
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ReplyDeleteYes ladies...just three days ago the boy was slavishly devoted to me...
ReplyDeleteNow...he has a girlfriend.
Showed me the pictures of her and everything! Supposedly they have had a crush on each other since High School. She is leaving for the Army soon and they have "decided to remain faithful" to one another while she is in training.
Such a perfect excuse for someone who is in denial.
PS - She looks exactly like me!!!
Jules, where the fuck did you go?
ReplyDeleteoops did I say that out loud?
ReplyDeleteLadies, so glad to see you all!
ReplyDeleteIt's weird, I can watch GoF anytime I want on dvd, yet I get all hyped up because it's on TV tomorrow...why is that?
lol, Jules!
ReplyDeleteJules - WTF? The boy is mentally unstable and clearly hormonally deficient.
ReplyDeleteWTF Jules? He seriously showed you the pics?
ReplyDeleteTwo words. Douche. Bag.
POA is my fave HP movie...even over GOF...sorry, it just IS. GOF holds a special place at 2nd though...LOL
ReplyDeleteEls...because it is Robert "Fucking" Pattinson!!!!
ReplyDeleteDan Radcliffe does up the eye candy quotient quite a bit though...
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ReplyDeleteHOLY FUCKING SHITBALLS BATMAN!!!!
ReplyDeleteWTF Jules?
Did Nic have any idea? I'm guessingnot.
Whole story please ...
Hey, I was Blue Man Group today in NYC...if you haven't seen them yet, get your ass(es) out to see them really soon! It was the best show I've ever seen!
ReplyDeleteJules~that really shows his level of maturity-or lack there of-to show you the pics...LAME-O. Was he trying to make you jealous? AS IF! Does he know you're a Robkat? Pfft...he should bow down.
ReplyDeleteEllie- they're great aren't they?!?!?! I saw them a few years back.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm a bit dyslexic, I guess...I SAW them...
ReplyDeleteHey Robkats! Just started the commentary but wanted to stop by and say 'hi' - I watched Rob on TRL too - I hadn't watched it before. Jules, you have an update on "E"?
ReplyDeleteElllie, I know exactly what you mean -- I'll be clearing my shedule (as they say in england) to watch tomorrow night.
ReplyDeleteI feel the same way when Titanic or LOTR is on ... even though as soon as they get to the first commercial, I throw in my DVD!
Ellie-I have not seen them but I really want to. I've heard nothing but good things.
ReplyDeleteHi Alie! :)
ReplyDeleteDana, they were fucking fantastic! I haven't laughed so much is ages!
ReplyDeleteOne of them, while walking along the back of the seats to get to the balcony, rubbed my dh's bald head...lol
Nic's the one who called me today while I was at the races with my boys and told me about the "girlfriend".
ReplyDeleteShe told me that "E" said her name was Sarah.
Couple of days ago he was talking about touching base with an old friend from High School who just "Happened" to come into Starbucks whose name was "RACHEL"....
Ladies...may I have your permission to ultimately mind fuck this young puppy and teach him something?
Did anyone watch the Sigfried and Roy 20/20 special last night?
ReplyDeleteCOCK!
ReplyDeleteoops just caught up Jules - lame ass. Sounds like they deserve each other.
ReplyDeleteWell, duh, Jules, of course you may!!!
ReplyDeletePermission absofuckinlutely granted Jules!
ReplyDeleteHi Kat!
ReplyDeleteCOCK!
I actually saw and interviewed Blue Man Group in the late '80s, what a nice bunch! and an awesome show too.
ReplyDeleteBTW, anyone else watch Seigfried and Roy on 20/20 last night, I fucking bald watching it!
I saw an old one Kim - how are they doing? So sad.
ReplyDeleteOn the upside of things though...Jonathan did tell me today to "Thank that kid for warming you up for me....stupid ass!"
ReplyDeleteJonathon tells like it is! If I offer it...he's gonna fuck it....
Not debate over it, agonize, pyschoanalyze...he's just gonna show up and fuck it!!!
Kim- It was so sad at the end when they performed.
ReplyDeleteSorry, but Seigfried and Roy creep me out. I tried to watch last night and I just couldn't. Shit I even went to their effing ZOO in Las Vegas. Weirdest shit ever...you walk around and you can hear their commentary on everything....LOL
ReplyDeleteFuck him over a bit for me to. I am not happy with men in general other than our Rob right now.
ReplyDeleteDana, just saw you comment -- I was so fucking emotional watching S&R last night! It was beautiful. They really have a great love story!
ReplyDeleteAnd Jules, of course, you have my permission to fuck with this prick to the hilt!!
Nice fuck BF he is, fucking you on the side ... I bet she'd like to know 'bout that!
And WTF was all that shit 'bout meetibng his mother??
Jules that's what you need babe - a real man.
ReplyDeleteI do honestly feel bad for all that has happened to them...I'm not totally heartless...and their tigers are BEAUTIFUL!!!
ReplyDeleteMelissa- I went to the Secret Garden in Vegas too, but there wasn't any commentary as far as I remember.
ReplyDeleteSo, how's the phenom known at JulKim tonight??? Replacing the old couch with a Castro Convertible, soon?
ReplyDeleteA Barker Lounger?
A Futon?
Hell, a beach chair?...
Okay, that was OT and random...sorry!
ReplyDeleteDana, I was in tears watching that performance at the end ... fucking gut-wrenching it was (sorry for the Yoda speak)
ReplyDeleteand they had Montecore with them. My mom thought that the one walking funny would be S when they took off the masks, kinda fooling the audience into thinking it was R. I had no idea that his movement was so limited! Seriously, I cried.
Dana~the commentary was inside the gift shop and outside of the gift shop...HOLY FUCKING SHIT...I think I have a pic of me CO S & R...off to look for it...LOL BRB
ReplyDeleteJules watch Rob on TRL later - he says his best feature is his ankles - LOL. That should help get your mind back in the proper place : )
ReplyDeletehttp://video.google.com/videosearch?q=robert%20pattinson%20on%20trl&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wv#
I smiled at him sweetly, told him she was lovely. He told me where she worked....
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna show up there...find her and say "OMIGOSH! You're Thomas's girlfriend! I think it's lovely how committed you are to each other! He's such a great guy don't you think? I'm so impressed with how both of you decided to be exclusive after just 5 days!"
Can't wait to see her reaction....
Some Rob and Kim action Jules - that's what is called for. LOL Ellie!
ReplyDeleteOh, Ellie, I'm all for the beach chair!
ReplyDeleteand Kat baby ...
9-Inch COCK~!
Ankles... Then we can work our way up from there...
ReplyDeleteMelissa- I have a CO pic of them too!!!
ReplyDeleteAlie...I love men's ankles...knees...thighs....
ReplyDeleteAw shit! I love Rob!
OMG -- Me, Rob AND Jules -- Oh ladies, that's the start of a smoking hot fanfic!
ReplyDeleteI thought it was funny Ellie - don't you have a special bench in the naughty arena for JuleKim?
ReplyDeleteI know then the host says she has x-ray vision and can see his ankles through his jeans. I was like, bitch, I'd be looking a little higher then!
I found it! I found it!! Damn I am hungover like a mo' fo' in that pic too...CO S & R actually look pretty good...
ReplyDeleteKat...
ReplyDeleteHow do I love when you shout out "Cock"?
Let me count the ways...
If it's 9 inches, mad, purple, and tastes like fucking skittles....
I'm "down" for the count!!!
YAY!! I'm back! I missed y'all!
ReplyDeleteIs someone talking about ankle porn? YUM!
Whew, you made it Laura - got your buttons working babe?
ReplyDeleteJebus Jules
ReplyDeleteHow bout Page 5, Paragraph 1?
course, that BJ in the WA Smuttake was fucking awesome as well!
Rob's ankle porn?? Where?? Me likey.
ReplyDeleteLaura~glad you came back!! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL, Alie! Yep, I finally got my buttons to work. I restarted my computer, and that seems to have worked..for now!
ReplyDeleteWelcome home my Schmexy Lousiana swamp baby!!!
ReplyDeleteWe all know how hot Vamps can be in your "neck" of the woods!
Hello to everyone who came on after I left! I didn't really "leave" I just had to lurk for a bit! haha
ReplyDeleteThat reminds me Jules, fucking FF author extraordinaire ... bout time for another outtake ...
ReplyDeleteHow bout that one on the private jet? smoking hot!
LMAO, Jules!
ReplyDeleteKim- Thanks for reminding me about the private jet. I'm gonna have to go re-read that one tonight.
ReplyDeleteRob talked about his ankles on an old TRL appearance I found while watching the Twilight commentary. he named them as his best feature. LOL, so modest. Apparently, y'all noticed them and how lickable they are.
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Alie, Rob has some delicious, schmexy ankles! I even made a bumper sticker devoted to his yummy ankle porn!
ReplyDeletePrivate Jet, whaaat???
ReplyDeleteOh, the jet! Yes! and the red ribbon...
ReplyDeleteYes, Alie, there's a special bench for JulKim...In fact there's a plaque on the door dedicated to them!
I think anything on Rob's body is lickable.
ReplyDeleteSeriously...I'm telling y'all that "E" is closeted! I'm more sure of it now!!!
ReplyDeleteI give the relationship....meh....3 weeks and catastrophe will strike!
She'll cheat on him or tell him it is unrealstic to try and remain faithful when they will be parted for so long and/or a mysterious past love will appear on the horizon.
He will then be heartbroken and in much need of comforting...(I am so channelling Blair from Gossip Girl right now...Uh...Chuck Bass? Come out, come out! Wherever you are?")
Poor baby... fade to black.... Suddenly a meadow appears on the horizon.... "I know what you are.."
I totally agree, Dana.
ReplyDeleteOOOh - can I get a copy of that Laura? Is it from the VF shoot?
ReplyDeleteJules--he will get what's coming to him. I like to believe that what goes around comes around. Karma will always come back to bite you in the ass. That's why I firmly believe that my MIL will fucking get hers someday. That bitch has some serious karma coming her way :) Sorry for the anger. It tends to spill out at times! lol
ReplyDeleteKim...after watching those motorcycles race today...the noise, the helmets, the ....oh shit...I about unicorned thinking of Edward on the damn Ducati...
ReplyDeleteAnd I wrote that fucking shit!!! I was hot and bothered!!! Yeah...time for another outtake...and I kinda have been kicking a really smutty one around that is almost derivative of a bunch of my fav moments in all my fav erotic literature....
Yeah, Alie, I'll send it to you on FB. I think I sent that one before we became FB friends
ReplyDeleteIknow what you are --- GAY!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Thanks for the plaque Ellie -- Jules is the only one I'd share Rob with -- at the same time!!
Shit, would we do a number on him!
OMG Jules -- don't fucking tease me like that!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhore -- please share all your dirty thought w/me!
Kim...go to the g spot!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO - Jules, Kim. Say it. Out LOUD.
ReplyDeleteWell ladies i'm off. Gonna read a liitle ff, then it's off to Rob slumberland.
ReplyDeleteNite :)
Night Dana.
ReplyDeleteMe too, loves...
ReplyDeleteTime change, and all; losing an hour.
Olive juice and enjoy your days tomorrow, ladies! xoxo
Night Dana and Ellie! XOXO!
ReplyDeleteNight Dana & Ellie...
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna read some FF then hit the hay too..
Good Night to all..
XOXO
TPW? What is that?
ReplyDeleteI have found some of the best ffs from you guys...
Marilyn
Gah! West Coast girls always miss out...good night, lovelies!
ReplyDeleteMarilyn---TPW is The Perfect Wife
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/4794692/1/The_Perfect_Wife
I warn you this is not for the faint of heart....hardcore violence and Charlie incest. The author is brilliant...fantastic writing and storyline!
Thanks Lynne
ReplyDeleteI think I tried to read this one before but couldn't get through it.
Kim (Kimberlesk) turned me on to it....there is a long, icky build up storyline....and Charlie and James are despicable. But, I am hooked....read it....update will be available soon.
ReplyDeleteSquigglleee...
ReplyDeleteWigggggllllllleeeeee...
BLOOOOOB
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I will try again... I believe she upped Bella's age since the first time I read it.
ReplyDelete*faint* *thud* how the hell they decide which are his best photos??? They guy is the definitions of beauty and sex!!!! arghhh!
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