T - you have a dirty little mind. I would be shocked if I wasn't thinking the same thing. LOL. I can't believe peeps are taking those Rob comments seriously. Seriously? He said he can't filter. T - he suffers the same affliction as the Robkats!
Hey lucky - the more the merrier. More Rob loving to spread. Yes, I said spread. Thigh Master - LOL. I wish I could burn calories having sex dreams cuz lately I would be ultra-fit. Especially after today. Can't wait to take some codeine cough syrup and sleep!
But seriously ladies.I need a 6'1" poster of the pic of him standing with those sexy jeans and the boots. Better yet, a 6'1" long pillow of same. He can wear his boots in my bed, no problem.
I can already see the stories following that article. Someone is gonna ask that Jonas guy what his thoughts are on getting fucked by Rob. I hope he says something witty.
Rob can make snake skin boots and white jeans look hot. I mean who can do that? He fucked JJ and stole his lame jeans. They look so much better on Rob.
Oh, today was a great day. I, along with many others, got nothing accomplished at work, thanks to Mr Pattinson. Just keep staring at my phone (where the cig pix is) and jumping on this site.
TS- Oh, what a great day that shall be. I dont know if he will be funny about it. He'll probably just make a nasty looking face and try to be all "Disney" about it.
Apparently Rob has shown him. I think the hilarious part is what all the little fangurls will think of Robward defiling thier fav. Disney bitch. Oh it's bound to happen some day. Snark much? I blame it on the codeine.
My guy knows my obsession with Rob...He's cool with it...I don't bitch about him liking Heidi Klum...
We all have our hump lists...I just think it's pure win when I can get excited looking at Rob and then get to jump my man's bones afterwards...trust me...he ain't complaining.....
I'm trying to function again, the Pattinsonian Overdose of today left me completely toasted.. not that I'm complaining, our boy looks DELICIOUSLY DIVINE in his GQ feature!
Alie - I saw GQ's cover yesterday and I started to cry. Seriously. I couldn't believe how gorgeous looked our boy. Then today in the morning I saw the other pictures and almost die. Too much hotness to handle. Gahhh..
Night crazy! I'm sure we can come up with a few suggestions for our man. I'm off too lovelies. Gonna read the GQ article a few more times before sleep. Jules, I'm sure it will amp up the mojo for your writing. Once the initial shock wears off!!!
Yeah Jules, I loved that quote.. I mean, who microwaves carrots? Just our boy. Well, once I microwaved eggs (with the shell).. believe me, you don't want to see what's happen when you do it. Seriously.
Nite Jules, nite Alie! Have schmexy GQ Robbie dreams!
Good night everybody. Off to read some fanfiction. By the way.. Rob, if you read this (because now we know you read blogs and fics), my name is MiCh and when I read fanfiction, I picture you! Hope you don't mind :)
LOL, Thanks, Tess. I love this pic of Rob...very schmexy if you ask me. Yes, I do find it hard this is the first time you have been on today. Seriously, I got nothing done at work due to all these new pics. LOL
Rob was a busy boy today. He made EXTRA, E News and Access Hollywood. Some of the shows were using headlines like, "Robert Pattinson's drug use confession!" as if he had a secret drug problem or something. *rolls eyes* Milking it for everything it's worth.
Good morning! Went to bed late picturing Rob. Woke up early picturing Rob. And he's fully dressed! Unfreakininbelievable! Can't even go back to sleep!!! Hot dayum! Most freakin gorgeous man on the planet, hands down. How can 1 guy be this irresistible? In every way?! Quirkiness and insecurities included. I'm still hot and bothered from freakin yesterday afternoon!! Can you tell I'm freaking out?
p.s. i have a joke about sticking carrots in microwaves, but i think i'll leave that one alone ;)
G.(spot), I dreamed about him again that night. Robsgasms are making me all smiles every morning. My three older brothers always ask in the morning why I an in such a good mood. Only if they knew what a fragile human being I am...
Morning ladies! Here's a good Friday morning laugh... I went to bed late (1am) thinking about our lovely Rob. Apparently, my phone rang not too long after that with an unknown number (for which the Muse song Supermassive Blackhole plays) and so I guess I incorporated that in my mind and dreamt about Rob playing baseball. Good God I am whipped!
Rob Pattinson is a genius! Sooo smart. His interview was brilliant! So not Hollywood and honest. That is why we love him. I cannot believe he is so mesmerizing! I am much too old for this. He makes those clothes look amazing! I have no words for him. There aren't any in the dictionary that give him justice! Shame on me!
Rob...you are a braver man than I Gunga Din! Effing Joe Jonas...how'd you get his purity ring off of him...
ReplyDeleteSorry! Stupid question...I just looked at your GQ spread again. Thats how you got that ring off...You're EFFING HOT!!!
Jules you put Rob and spread in the same sentence...thank you!!
ReplyDeleteBTW loved you story...how can I get a ticket???
Hey ladies - thanks for the tip Jules. Oh that Rob spread all kinds of hot.
ReplyDeleteAlie~ thats not all he can spread...
ReplyDeleteRob is the thigh master in more ways than one!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Tenneil...I love writing that shit....
He's so HOT that I tried to find my grandmother's Depends so i could function today. :P
ReplyDeleteT - you have a dirty little mind. I would be shocked if I wasn't thinking the same thing. LOL. I can't believe peeps are taking those Rob comments seriously. Seriously? He said he can't filter. T - he suffers the same affliction as the Robkats!
ReplyDeleteTMI? ;)
ReplyDeleteHahaha I loved that quote "I fucked Joe Jonas". Another reason to love Rob.
ReplyDeleteThats right. Im crashing this party!!!!
Jules...thigh master...LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thigh master? LOL!
ReplyDeleteHe can master my thighs anytime!!
ReplyDeleteRob only suffers from being seriouly fucking hot!!!
ReplyDeleteHis manager is probably crying in corner somewhere over the JJ remark. I thought is was f'ckin brilliant and hilarious! Purity ring?...nope.
ReplyDeleteHey lucky - the more the merrier. More Rob loving to spread. Yes, I said spread. Thigh Master - LOL. I wish I could burn calories having sex dreams cuz lately I would be ultra-fit. Especially after today. Can't wait to take some codeine cough syrup and sleep!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously ladies.I need a 6'1" poster of the pic of him standing with those sexy jeans and the boots. Better yet, a 6'1" long pillow of same. He can wear his boots in my bed, no problem.
ReplyDeleteI can already see the stories following that article. Someone is gonna ask that Jonas guy what his thoughts are on getting fucked by Rob. I hope he says something witty.
ReplyDeleteAlie forget nyquil induce Alie...its the new and inproved codeine induced.... I think I like her.. shes all kinds of dirty!!
ReplyDeleteRob can make snake skin boots and white jeans look hot. I mean who can do that? He fucked JJ and stole his lame jeans. They look so much better on Rob.
ReplyDeleteOh, today was a great day. I, along with many others, got nothing accomplished at work, thanks to Mr Pattinson. Just keep staring at my phone (where the cig pix is) and jumping on this site.
ReplyDeleteLucky: if they day ever comes when they ask Joe if he was fucked by Rob...I am seriously going to die dead.
ReplyDeleteY'all bear with me...I'm sending dirty text messages to someone on my phone and trying to blog at the same time...
ReplyDeleteI'm a multi-tasker...Rob is so demanding!
I think I want to see valium induce Rob!!! I think me likey!!
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't count on JJ have a snappy/witty come back. Not in the same league. How about "Yeah and the fucker stole my white jeans" LOL
ReplyDeleteJules ....sexy texting and dirty blogging..are we helping at all with the dirty part.... You are way more talented than I thought!!
ReplyDeleteThose white jeans are a bitch to get protein stains out of...that's why there are two laundry baskets...LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see those white jeans on the floor...next to the bed....
ReplyDeleteJules can multi-task. Tell Rob "Hi, i loaf ewe"
ReplyDeleteTS- Oh, what a great day that shall be. I dont know if he will be funny about it. He'll probably just make a nasty looking face and try to be all "Disney" about it.
ReplyDeleteGood job Jewels. Tell Rob I miss him.
Oooh i want someone to send me dirty text messages... can I give you my number? Plus everytime I get a text I get to hear Never Think.
ReplyDeleteProtein stains....LOL
ReplyDeleteDo you think JJ knows what Fuck means?
ReplyDeleteTS i want to know that trick... Never think with every text....i need that..
ReplyDeleteI have a feeling Camilla is schooling Joe on what fuck means.
ReplyDeleteCrazy if not ...Iam not explaining it to him....
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, thats an excellent point Crazy. I will take it upon myself to write to JJ and make a chart for him or something.
ReplyDeleteApparently Rob has shown him. I think the hilarious part is what all the little fangurls will think of Robward defiling thier fav. Disney bitch. Oh it's bound to happen some day. Snark much? I blame it on the codeine.
ReplyDeleteTenneil: yes, i am the master. and SUPER funny... Rob's picture pops up when my hubby calls me. He has no idea.
ReplyDeleteI hate to leave but I must..no sleep is catching up with me..
ReplyDeleteLadies...save some Rob for me!!!
Nite ya'll
thanks for the good time...
hold on! Maybe that's what Rob means by saying Camilla is a "saint"? If her BF wears a purity ring......so does SHE know what Fuck means?
ReplyDeleteHey babes! How are you tonight?
ReplyDeleteThat's funny 30!! Rob's face pops up all the time when I'm talking to my DH, too. Talking, among other things...
ReplyDeleteAwww night Tenneil. It's been fun playing with you today :)
ReplyDeleteNight Night Tenneil.
ReplyDeleteMy guy knows my obsession with Rob...He's cool with it...I don't bitch about him liking Heidi Klum...
ReplyDeleteWe all have our hump lists...I just think it's pure win when I can get excited looking at Rob and then get to jump my man's bones afterwards...trust me...he ain't complaining.....
g'night tenneil - later!
ReplyDeleteTwiHeart: Now you just need to get him to sing to you in a raspy bluesy voice while said "things" are going on.
ReplyDeleteHey Mich! Night T. Crazy, I think that is what he meant.
ReplyDeleteMichelle!!! ** Waves Frantically**
ReplyDeleteJewels - damn right! i jumped my DH as soon as he got home today and we did it in his desk chair. HOT! Courtesy of Mr. Robert Pattinson.
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ReplyDeleteYou ladies behave yourselves. Time for me to read a lil A&O before bed.
ReplyDeleteNight Everyone!!! I wish you many unicorns!
Twiheart - so you agree? I imagine wants a sex life, so then forget about Camilla.
ReplyDeleteNight lucky - sweet Robward and TieGuy dreams.
ReplyDeletegoing to bed. g'night ladies!
ReplyDelete*WAVES TO MY DARLINGS*
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to function again, the Pattinsonian Overdose of today left me completely toasted.. not that I'm complaining, our boy looks DELICIOUSLY DIVINE in his GQ feature!
Yes, crazy. I think you're right! Rob needs some fine ass lady to give him good love. Now where to look...
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean Mich. I wasn't on all day so I missed the reaction. Sounds like everyone coming down from their serious Rob buzz tonight.
ReplyDeleteMich...I came home with all good intentions of writing...BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
ReplyDeleteOne look at those damn pix, not only was I a goner, but so were the panties! Shit damn hellfire...Rob is messing with my mojo!
let's compile some suggestions? who better than us to do that? anyway, this will have to wait...time for beddy bye. G' night all!!
ReplyDeleteNite Crazy!
ReplyDeleteAlie - I saw GQ's cover yesterday and I started to cry. Seriously. I couldn't believe how gorgeous looked our boy. Then today in the morning I saw the other pictures and almost die. Too much hotness to handle. Gahhh..
ReplyDeleteCan someone please let me know what the g spot is? I wanna be one of the cool kids.
ReplyDeleteNight crazy! I'm sure we can come up with a few suggestions for our man. I'm off too lovelies. Gonna read the GQ article a few more times before sleep. Jules, I'm sure it will amp up the mojo for your writing. Once the initial shock wears off!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I learned a lot of things about Rob with the interview.. the most important: he fucked Joe Jonas! BWAHAHAHAAH..
ReplyDeleteNah, my new favorite thing about Rob is that he microwaves carrots. LMAO!
Nite crazy.
ReplyDeleteOkay...Now guys...let's be simple about this...
ReplyDeleteIt's time for me to go to bed!
Mich...I love that you loved that comment also! He was so damn funny on that damn commentary...
God...I just want to eat him up with a spoon!!!
Mich - I heart you. Always so adorable. How is it that microwaving carrots is sexy now?
ReplyDeleteNada? Okay :( Good night to all then.
ReplyDeleteOkay...time to fade to black...I'm out...
ReplyDeleteNite all...See ya here tomorrow!
Same Rob time...Same Rob Channel!
Muuuaahhh! Jules
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ReplyDeleteYeah Jules, I loved that quote.. I mean, who microwaves carrots? Just our boy. Well, once I microwaved eggs (with the shell).. believe me, you don't want to see what's happen when you do it. Seriously.
ReplyDeleteNite Jules, nite Alie! Have schmexy GQ Robbie dreams!
ReplyDeleteGood night everybody. Off to read some fanfiction. By the way.. Rob, if you read this (because now we know you read blogs and fics), my name is MiCh and when I read fanfiction, I picture you! Hope you don't mind :)
"I fucked Joe Jonas"...BWAHAHAHA!!
ReplyDeletePURE WIN.
I wonder if Joe took his purity ring and his SHITEOUS white pants off? LMAO.
Thanks Twi. I love to talk Rob anytime, anyplace. Maybe someday I'll earn my spot on the g too ;)
ReplyDeleteHi Mel, I'm still here :) how you doing?
ReplyDeletehello lovelies.. anyone still here?
ReplyDeleteHi Mich, I am doing well, and yourself?
ReplyDeleteHello, Tess! :-)
He sweet Mel! can you believe this is the first time I've been on today??
ReplyDeleteI LOVE your avatar
oops. I meant "Hi sweet Mel"
ReplyDeleteOH, MY G. (SPOT)!
ReplyDeleteROBSGASM!
LOL, Thanks, Tess. I love this pic of Rob...very schmexy if you ask me. Yes, I do find it hard this is the first time you have been on today. Seriously, I got nothing done at work due to all these new pics. LOL
ReplyDelete*find it hard to believe...
ReplyDeleteLOL
WTH am I thinking...Oh, I know...Rob...and him being..................well, you know. LOL
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ReplyDeleteMel- After sorting through everything this morning, I couldn't even articulate let alone form proper sentences, so I went out for a bit :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a Day!!!!
Rob was a busy boy today. He made EXTRA, E News and Access Hollywood. Some of the shows were using headlines like, "Robert Pattinson's drug use confession!" as if he had a secret drug problem or something. *rolls eyes* Milking it for everything it's worth.
ReplyDeletehei
ReplyDeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteWent to bed late picturing Rob. Woke up early picturing Rob. And he's fully dressed! Unfreakininbelievable! Can't even go back to sleep!!! Hot dayum! Most freakin gorgeous man on the planet, hands down. How can 1 guy be this irresistible? In every way?! Quirkiness and insecurities included.
I'm still hot and bothered from freakin yesterday afternoon!!
Can you tell I'm freaking out?
p.s. i have a joke about sticking carrots in microwaves, but i think i'll leave that one alone ;)
I meant unfreakinbelievable. can hardly concentrate on typing. Going back to lust over the damn pictures...
ReplyDeleteRe: April GQ release. Widgetbox website (reliable??) says the issue will be available 3/24. Who knows.
ReplyDeletehaha 2 plus 2 yeah we got it nice :D
ReplyDeleteGood morning, guys!!
ReplyDeleteJust my morning check about my favorite subject.
G.(spot), I dreamed about him again that night. Robsgasms are making me all smiles every morning. My three older brothers always ask in the morning why I an in such a good mood. Only if they knew what a fragile human being I am...
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ReplyDeleteDaily 10 is not on here for another hour (we're a day behind with it)
ReplyDeleteThose GQ quotes are popping up everywhere!
Morning everyone!
Morning ladies! Here's a good Friday morning laugh... I went to bed late (1am) thinking about our lovely Rob. Apparently, my phone rang not too long after that with an unknown number (for which the Muse song Supermassive Blackhole plays) and so I guess I incorporated that in my mind and dreamt about Rob playing baseball. Good God I am whipped!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was Rob calling me for phone sex...?
LOL Thirtysomething,great way to have a good dream!
ReplyDeleteI have Paramores "Decode" on my phone!
Rob Pattinson is a genius! Sooo smart. His interview was brilliant! So not Hollywood and honest. That is why we love him. I cannot believe he is so mesmerizing! I am much too old for this. He makes those clothes look amazing! I have no words for him.
ReplyDeleteThere aren't any in the dictionary that give him justice! Shame on me!
Sophia-
ReplyDeleteI thought you said your three older brothers were married so how could you wake up with them? Do you all live together?
What year in high school are you?