Warning: The following post contains images that may leave your retinas a bit scarred. The images should be cleansed from the memory by staring at the GQ pictures for 5 minutes, watching the Rob (panting) deleted kiss video or ANY of the other posts on ROBsessed!
With the newest Rob "candid" that has surfaced:
I thought it was time we made a "So you had a BAD day" post :)
And my all time favourite:
And because I love you all here is the untagged tushy shot from yesterday to help you cleanse:
i want.. no NEED to get drunk with Rob.. now
ReplyDeleteI LOVE the one holding the little cup! ROFL!
ReplyDeleteoh rob how i love your geeky ways. =)
ReplyDelete...oh yea and your tush. yumm.
also. b/c i have been the first commenter for the past few posts.. i feel like one of those crazy people who just sit on perezhilton's website all day long waiting for something to post so they can say something nasty.
ReplyDeletethat's not a good feeling. i'll look at GQ rob again to clear away the bad feeling...
I love the butt one.
ReplyDeleteOh, and, Rob, I like black beer, ok?
LMAO @ Letters :))
ReplyDeleteI am drunk NOW and I think Rob is with me. Yep, see he says HI! :))
ROFL, glad to see that boy can look bad, too!
ReplyDeleteThanks Goz and I´m very sorry about your grandmother! Basin sagolsun, canim!
I love that JustJared pic... cracks me up every time!
ReplyDeletein the first pic his teeth are extremely white! woah. dazzle dazzle.
Thank you so much! I was having a real suck ass day. Thanks for the Rob laughs. I love him in these pictures . I'd also like to state the obvious and say "DAYUM, that man has a fine ass!!"
ReplyDeleteTesekkurler bebek! Allah kalanlara omur versin :)
ReplyDeleteLolz Gozde! You are too funny! I love how Rob actually looks human in these pics, making him more attainable for us. Adonis can have a bad day, can't he?
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Gozde bb! I sent Dani the new GQ banner while you were away. Hope you ladies like it!
Sadly enough, I still find him utterly attractiveness in these.
ReplyDeletegözde başın sağolsun :(
ReplyDeletebu arada ben türkiye'den takip ediyorm bu blogu :)
twilight türkiye forumunu biliyo musun ? ve orda olanları ?
Ninirific, don´t worry honey, me too! Even a bit more that usual ;-)
ReplyDeleteWat the FRIK is that dot on his head?!!!
ReplyDeleteSend it to me too! I don't think Dani can update the banner! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL mz.cullen, never wanted to be a spot before ;-)
ReplyDeleteIs there a video out there with some Rob in it with that song, "So You Had a Bad Day"? Like..a bunch of hot pics to brighten your day? or perhaps maybe just the song with that picture of his ass...oh, and that GQ pic, with the jeans...yeah, all of them. If not that'd be a good project for one of you ladies that are so good making videos. Not begging..just saying.
ReplyDeleteSorry for the Turkish :))
ReplyDeleteMerhaba Eliz,
Cok tesekkur ederim. Anneannem 98 yasindaydi, Allah herkese o kadar omur versin :)
Twilight Turkiye'ye gelmistim aylar once. ROBsessed feci zamanimi aliyor, kalanda da gercek hayatla ilgilenmeye calisiyorum :)) Ama guzel bi forumdu :)
HAHAHA. In the words of McVampy, definitely, still "Fuckable"
ReplyDeleteLOL Keely. I have a sneaking suspicion that our Robsession totally skews our view of The Hotness. =)
ReplyDeleteThis pic about killed me today. Like dead killed. From hyperventilation. And a few other things...*wink*
http://www.newmoonmovie.org/images/robert-pattinson-gq3.jpg
Ok. I know those are supposed to be bad, but #3 is good. All I see is lips and eyes lol.
ReplyDeleteya orda bi bölüm var hot line diye kristen ve robert la ilgili baya özel yazışmalar( msn yazışmaları gibi) ekliyolar ve gerçek olduğunu iddia ediyorlar acaba bi fikrin var mı diye danışayım dedim. inglizce yazmak isterdim bunu ama malesef o kadar yeterli değil :(
ReplyDeletebu blog harika, eve gelir gelmez açıyorum yeni bişiler var mı diye :) süpersinn :)
Again with the Turkish, I am sorry :))
ReplyDeleteTesekkurler Eliz:) O yazismalarin hepsi sahte. Aylar once internete dusmutu. Zaten Kristen ve Rob'u yatakta olan fotograflari vs de sahte. Inan bana oyle yazilar ciksa ben direk koyarim buraya :) Sansur yok bizde :))
LOL. don't care about the weird faces or the drunken stare, I'll go right along with him on that! Want to be there to share that!I just love it when Rob's a bad boy! Needs punishment from me, but only the kind that he'll love! LOL
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ the pic with the black dot on his forehead....hahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, Rob...we still adore you.
And yes, Alie...totally fuckable.
Me likey.
Thanks Goz for the tush shot at the end...YUM.
Still as fuckable as ever! Thanks for the pics, Goz. Glad you're back. ((HUGS))
ReplyDeletelol...
ReplyDeletelove them :) ... better then mine from parties ;) I just smile more wide :)
cheers Rob :)
Eliz, cekinme ingilizceye cabuk alisirsin ;-)
ReplyDeleteNinirific, nope, I was always like that. I just don´t like those clean, smooth banker guys ;-) But you might be right, it gets worther with Rob ;-)
Check your mail Gozde bb!
ReplyDeleteEternal, I´m really looking forward for your banner! There are always great! Thanks for that!
ReplyDeletesahte olmasına çok sevindimm :) bana da çok saçma gelmişti ama yine insanın aklından geçiyo ya doğruysa diye :)
ReplyDeleteneyse daha fazla araya girmeyeyim türkçe bişiler yazarak :)
çok teşekkür ederim :)
ben de öyle umuyorum keely :) umarm en kısa zamanda :D
ReplyDeleteThanks Keely! I'm not as skilled in the graphics department but I can't help but feel inspired to try when new pics of Robert surface. I hope you like this new one, it truly is a pantie extinguisher!
ReplyDeletemz. Cullen,
ReplyDeleteThe dot on his forehead is called a talic mark and symbolically represents a very important energy center for the body (the third eye) and is also a sacred symbol in several major world religions, including Hinduism.
'course, whether or not Rob was aware of that is anyone's guess. Someone could have just stuck it on him :) Although ... that man is very intelligent ... who knows?
I take back what I said eternal this banner isn´t great, it´s fucking fabulous!!!! And you are a talented Lady!
ReplyDeleteoh hot damn eternaltwilight...that banner is edible!
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT!!! That new banner is the best yet! My brain is fried now.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!!
ReplyDeleteThe BEST banner ever! WOW! You ladies are fabulous.
*pant ... pant ... pant*
OMG Love,love,love the new banner, You outdid yourself this time Eternal.
ReplyDeletethese are unspeakably hideous...and too damn funny. He's still sooo adorable, and I think despite all the fame...at this point he is still just a 22 year old dude. can't you just picture him slurring away in that sexy accent... but, I do need to memorize the GQ pic with the boots to erase these frightening images :)
ReplyDeleteThao is amazing with the banners! Thank you SO much hun!
ReplyDeleteLolz, thanks keely, ninirific and Karla! Hopefully this banner will help chase away all the bad Rob photos.
ReplyDeleteHoly HALE. You know he is shitfaced plastered and schnockered off his ass in all these pics. I LOVE IT. My face hurts from laughing.
ReplyDeleteWhat bad photos, can´t remember any at all ;-)
ReplyDeleteOh Gozde, believe me, it was my pleasure!
ReplyDeleteI'm all giddy now. Thanks smitten and Kate for the compliments!
Hahaha keely, they've seemed to have slipped my mind somehow.
ReplyDeleteThao - LOVE the new banner!!!! Amazing.
ReplyDeleteEternalTwilight?
ReplyDeleteYou fucking ROCK the banner.
I bow down to you.
letterstorob~
ReplyDeleteYou are hellaciously funny!
Oh and Merhaba to all my Turkish peeps. I am, in fact, one of yours. I'm Filiz, born in the US to parents from Istanbul. My written Turkish is awful so I'm just sticking to merhaba for now. ;o) I'm fluent but people have told me I talk like I'm in Kindergarten. Maybe it's because I think like I'm in Kindergarten. LOL.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Goz!
ReplyDeleteWe missed you hun! Hope things are going a little better. hugs!!
McV...may I just say...loved your last chapter of Frenemies.
ReplyDeleteSo funny...yet so sweet.
I needed a good chapter like that after reading other FF.
LOL McVampy, everytime I´m in Turkey they need less than a second to realize I´m not living there :-)
ReplyDeleteThankies Twiheart! Rose, I can't take all the glory, bow down to the glorious Rob for these photos and GQ.
ReplyDeleteThe new banner is killing me... :|----
ReplyDeleteThao, no way you get out of this simply accept that we adore you and your banners, babe ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe new banner is perferct…
ReplyDeleteMagnifique ! :-)
And I'm glad, everybody can have its bad day ! I can ne a movie star !!!! ;-)
Girls, I´m off. Some pubbing and clubbing with my frind in SoHo. Have fun everyone!
ReplyDeleteFiliz, I dated an American born Turk in Atlanta. I thought he was SO cute when he spoke Turkish :) I'm sure you sound great!
ReplyDeletein SoHo? Keely I always thought you were in Germany. I am confused :)
ReplyDeleteIt was all in the name of my fellow Rob-Lusters.
ReplyDeleteSigh, I can so imagine Robert naked in that lying down pic weilding a hot dog right now. What? I haven't had my lunch yet.
Hi Mona, my alpha :)) How is the new chapter coming along?
ReplyDeleteBabe, I actually am, but sine 2 weeks I´m working in London and living in Camden :-)
ReplyDeleteNice! Have fun!
ReplyDeleteEternal...how do you make those beautiful banners?
ReplyDeletehave fun keely! drink a few shots for me!
ReplyDeleteLMAO Thao :))
ReplyDeleteNot too bad, I haven't had much writing time this week with DH off work from rain.. I should get lot's done this weekend ..hopefully 2 chapters.
ReplyDeleteHey Mona:)
ReplyDeletehi mcvampy :)
ReplyDeleteunfortunately my english is so bad. i can understand everything but i cant talk and write. its too bad
Hey Rosie!
ReplyDeleteI will Thao :-* Maybe I drop by later, for my after-midnight-rob-dose ;-)
ReplyDeleteHave a lot of fun everyone MUUUAAAHHH
Rob's makeup in new moon has blush now? Or are they meaning to make him look more sickly while he is away from Bella?
ReplyDeleteWhen he looks in the mirror, this is what he sees......
ReplyDeleteOh good! Can't wait Mona baby!
ReplyDeleteRose -- I use
ReplyDeletePhotoshop and just line the photos together.
Thanks eternal...thats what I figured...but wanted to know for sure :)
ReplyDeleteWhich fanfic do you author Mona?
ReplyDelete'Rob to a visitor on the set "Sorry about my appearance. You’ve caught me on a dead day.'
ReplyDeleteSo it was a dead day!
Maybe I'm crazy but I like him in these pictures. Really!
Ok, the third one is not very successful, but the question is who cares?
LOVE new banner!
Ok Vancouver People... work with me!!! The first picture is the "newest" candid... behind him is wall art:
ReplyDeleteWHERE IN VANCOUVER (CLUB, BAR, WTV) DOES A WALL WITH GIANT ART EXIST?
Pool your resources Vancouver... COME ON!
Anon :)) I do appreciate your "fire" about finding where Rob is but apparently that candid is from last year when they were filming Twilight :))
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA Goz!
ReplyDeleteeliz, iste benim turkcem senin ingilizcen gibi. konusmak daha basit bana. bu iki tane keleme yazmak icin elli defa sozlugi baktim. gramerimde felaket. gordun, yani. ;)
ReplyDeleteBanner ROCKS!!
ReplyDeleteHope its up for a while
mcvampy
ReplyDeletegayet iyi türkçen ben bi sorun göremedim :) haksızlık etme kendine :)
Well, the man can take a bad pic, but he's STILL adorkable. He must be a riot at pubs and such. Oh, to be in on that fun...
ReplyDeleteThao, I love your banners~~this one is pure win!
McV (may I call you Filiz?)~~I heard you put "Anonymous" in her place a thread or two ago~~thank you for stating it all so eloquently.
And yes, FUCKABle indeed! xo
Oh, and Good Evening, my lovely ladies!!!
Thank you for the no-tag tushy pic! I hate tags in the middle of photos! LOL Definitely a saved pic.
ReplyDeletethese "bad" pics don't scare me off. It makes me happy to see him drunk as a skunk. We all have our "bad" pics. ***sigh*** what I would give to be in a pub in London with Rob on a fine Saturday afternoon, with a couple of pints. ****heavy sigh*** (Rob if you read this call/email me, I'm 25 and live in NYC....okay now I'm just creeping myself out. lol I hope my boyfriend doesn't ever read this. although wtf would he be doing here...)
ReplyDeleteIn photo #4 he looks like a carbon copy of Anthony Andrews from a scene in the 1981 Brideshead Revisited.
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who finds the 1st picture really attractive...?
ReplyDeleteDanni, hi:
ReplyDeleteSorry, girls, some portuguese now:
Vá para o YouTube e digite robert pattinson elvis duran. É a entrevista do rádio, que tem umas duas partes. A frase que eu mencionei está no fim da segunda.
Ouça com fones. Estou ouvindo novamente, enquanto escrevo. Que voz tem esse homem. QUE TUDO tem esse homem.
Acho que estou começando a ficar robsessed demais da conta...
Bjs.
Sara~
ReplyDeleteI'm totally with you on loving the first one! His lips look so kissable there--sweet, sweet guy!
OK, so I've been lurking here for a long time now, but I just have to post on this one.
ReplyDeleteI guess these are not his best poses (no GQ cover that's fo' sho) BUT I think he looks totally hot on that forth one off perez's site, an the first two are not so bad either... what am I saying? gah the dude is schmexi no matter what silly face he puts on.
PS You guys do an awesome job with this blog and it is thoroughly enjoyable to read all this witty banter :)
hahahahha fucking smug on my face and guess what like we swedish dude says "klockrent" ... translated brilliant
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show that Rob on a bad day still looks better than anyone else on a good day!
ReplyDeleteOHHHHH my bad... the "fire" as you put it... got the best of me... I'll be calm now... lol...
ReplyDeleteBack to the pictures then... I think he's cutest when he looks like a dork :) a very screwable dork.
Hahahaha thanks for these...
ReplyDeleteYour favourite is my favourite too, but that Quasimodo one rocks, although that guy with him isn't far from it also haha.
Ahhh yes, butt pic, bliss....
hahahahaha this made my day!
ReplyDeleteHi, Gozde welcome back. Sorry bout your grandmother.
ReplyDeleteThat last pic...is he clenching? He looks like he's clenching.
ReplyDeleteYes, even Rob can look bad sometimes...but in a good way. (Does that make sense???) Love the butt pic!
ReplyDeleteA bad day it day that does not exit in Rob worl he so so cute
ReplyDeletehahaha this is so funny! At least something is wrong with him! haha this shows that he's indeed human but still can't be ours! The tush is the best part! haha yummy!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, i NEED to get drunk with Rob (:
ReplyDeleteoh how i love how geeky, nerdy, & silly he is! :D
ahaha, this isnt even a bad day thing, it's too cuute.
I'm so cleansed, I squeak when I walk. LOL
ReplyDeleteHa! Love pic 4. Looks like Rob might be thinking, "Pfft, ask me if I give a shit!"
ReplyDeleteOf course, the ass shot is just fabulous!!!!
see this is why we belong together,
ReplyDelete;P i lover EVERY single image!
He is who is! And that is BEAUTIFUL and UNIQUE and more than ive ever seen in a guy<3
-ellox pattinson
I seriously need to get drunk with Rob. Not only would it be a blast, but I'd probably just try raping him the entire night.... that could be awful....or amazing ;)
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