Thanks to Kate for the link to these fantastic Rob shots.
i-D Magazine Pix = Cosmo Girl Outtakes
I got some emails saying there were new pics of Rob in the i-D Magazine. I clicked on the links and didn't post because the obsessive in me had to find where I saw them before. Well they were Cosmo Girl Outtakes Dani posted in November :)) The photographer Matt Jones must have sold them to i-D magazine. So here is the full set for your enjoyment...
Rob, lover, a t-shirt full of small holes?... Lovely on you.
ReplyDeletewi59vn*#$HG$%&^^%& that man...
ReplyDeletenow I have to go to a meeting and Concentrate???
Unbelievably unfair...
ReplyDeleteOm nom nom!
ReplyDelete:)
he's killing me... those eyes, that hair. Perfection.
ReplyDeletewho needs coffee when u have these pictures?
ReplyDeleteit's enough to keep me going all day... ;)
bless u gozde for posting these pics!!!
Well it isn't like we didn't know that he likes to wear things out and the holes...oh my...hehe...:P
ReplyDeleteOkay, my mind is dirty...and I'm loving it.:)))
Need.A.Cold.Shower. *moans*
ReplyDeleteI found these some time ago and have a nice copy of the top one where Rob has his mouth open (some lame Canadian gossip columnist calls Rob a "mouth breather"). Well, I'm a "mouth breather" too and I think I'm in pretty good company!
ReplyDeleteLOVE these pics.
Ah, I love these pictures of Rob...
ReplyDeleteYUM, and...*thud.
(yeah, I've been "thudding" a lot lately...)
Hello Sophia, love. How's Brazil? LA is getting hot and is always dusty.
ReplyDeleteI have a confession to make to you all. I have this strong love for his teeth. Not in a vampire way, at all. It's the way they're not perfect but very cute and white. Does that make me weird? Or just like you?
ReplyDeleteanon...no, that's not weird at all!
ReplyDeleteHis teeth are beautiful. Did you hear about the braces they wanted to make him wear to straighten his teeth for Twilight? Insane!
I LOVE his teeth,too :)
it`s always nice to see this photos again. :D
ReplyDeleteyes, his teeth are not perfect, but are perfect for me! :P
I didn't hear about the braces! Why would they consider ruining him like that? How very dare they!
ReplyDeleteGozde,
ReplyDeleteRegarding these pictures et al., I have to say I am unbelievably impressed by your knowledge of the origins of all things Robert. I think you could eventually open up a Rob museum... and I could be the curator.
With Rob as an occasionally visiting 'living exhibit' of course. ;)
You do your 'Rob community' a great service and should be commended...and in my opinion should probably run for office.
Think of the potential perks. :)
apparently they didn't last long, I think he said he only wore them for a few days...
ReplyDeleteHopefully no one tries to change him, he's perfect just the way he is :) He is naturally beautiful...
I love my eye candy when I get home from work. It's best I'm not able to access some websites (company policy/blocks) at work so I'd never get anything done. Ladies, how can you concentrate at work knowing Rob is a click away?
ReplyDelete@VeilsofLight, as long as I get to do the night shift!
ReplyDeleteNo, scrap that. I think I'll just live there.
I love these pics and think he's really chanelling his inner Jack in the third one, even those Jack scares the bejesus out of me LOL
ReplyDeleteVeilsofLight, I was thinking more in the lines of Rob's personal assistant. I mean I am a Robcyclopedia at this point and I think he will appreciate my "services" :))
ReplyDeletei-D magazine is british, right?
ReplyDeleteI need to get me this. o.o
oh Mother Fuck Me!
ReplyDeleteThis is fucking ridiculous.
Are those moth holes in his t-shirt!
And why the fuck is that mad sexy?
Oh mother Fuck!
Yes sir! Dirty, stinkin and holey shirted Rob...that´s my favorite flavor.
ReplyDeleteWell , I also like cleaned up Rob...so I guess I´m into extremes...XTREME ROB, sounds like a porno :)
Some friends of mine and I started a 18+ spillover twilight board, and all I can bring myself to do is reference Gozde's hot posts of Rob, lol.
ReplyDelete(Hope that's cool, with you, Goz. I'm linking back here a LOT. hehe. You provide the best RobCrack I know.)
Have you guys visited:
ReplyDelete"Top 5 Things That Robert Pattinson Can Be Auctioned Off For"
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http://www.atwilightkiss.com/top-5-things-that-robert-pattinson-can-be-auctioned-off-for.html#comment-1865
it is soooooo yummmmm choices.
Look at the 2nd picture and cover the right side of Rob's face...then cover just the left side of his face. Totally different expressions! ;) Gorgeous either way.
ReplyDeleteI am sorry, but I have run out of things to say about this man. There are no words even worthy of describing him. I still have a hard time accepting the fact that he is even REAL!
ReplyDeleteHi guys!
@LM
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain...
I was once a smart, articulate woman.. now reduced to
"Mother Fucks"
Anon@ 8:08.. kinda freaked by your experiment.. but kinda fascinated also...
ReplyDeleteit's a very, very... Mad World!
Jesus Rob!! Stop looking at me like that!! uhhhhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteLove that the T has holes in it!
Good evening ladies! I got my groove on, you?
Really Suz....this man just leaves me babbling and studdering all over the place.
ReplyDeleteEven the words that most people use to describe how they feel about him just dont seem to be enough...its like there is just so much more to him...just so much more to say...
hey crazy...
ReplyDeleteChicago! His frequently opn mouth was actually one of the first things i was dazzled by. it's so effin sexy!! uhhhhhhhh, again.
ReplyDeleteHey Momma!! So true! I feel my words and expressions are not adequate. He is unreal.
ReplyDeleteI. have. to. have. him.
Come on!!!!
I love your avatar crazy...is he shirtless????
ReplyDeleteMomma~ not yet, i'm working on it as we speak. Rob, be patient...I'm talking to the girls...
ReplyDeletegotta say it hrd to tyep and do tis at the sam time.......
ReplyDeleteGo Crazy!!! He is WAY more important than we are...give him some love for me...never mind...you can share right?
ReplyDeleteWell we have the video camera running, so I'll share that~ ;)
ReplyDeleteI dont even know what to say about that...
ReplyDeleteWow crazy...we sure know how to kill a blog, dont we....
ReplyDeletespeechless? i can't believe it!
ReplyDeleteal right....get your ass over here. he says he doesn't mind if i don't. But he may be a bit "tired" ;)
ReplyDeleteno thats okay...you can just send him over when you are done...well whats left of him... ;)
ReplyDeletenoh, it's pretty quiet right now LM it usually gets hot after 11 when the RobKats come around..
ReplyDeleteLast night, I actually fell asleep while blogging... it was hilarious. I couldn't believe it.
hee hee. But you know, he is 22. and 22 year olds have alot of energy. They "bounce back" (winks, alot)
ReplyDeleteSuz - hey! i think I am hot!!! excuuuussseeeee meeeeee! (winks)
ReplyDeleteooohhhh ....yeah I cant be staying up late like that anymore...i was pretty mean that week when I was on late every night. Plus, I just cant keep up with those RobKats...they are much to advanced for me! LOL
ReplyDeleteI can't stay up that late anymore either. So i try to Robsess without them.
ReplyDeleteYeah crazy...my kids dont like "that mommy". She is mean.
ReplyDeleteI have had to give up a little of my obsession in order to maintain a seemingly normal life...
Momma~ would you believe i orderd the How To Be dvd (UK versions) and my dvd player is not compatible? I have to figure out how to tell the dh why i want a new player. ugh. that may be the end of the line for me and the dh with this thing.....
ReplyDeletecrazy you can download a program that will get vids to work...
ReplyDeleteMomma~ maybe there is a new thread?
ReplyDeleteDid you hear the giddy dj talk about Rob??
and we are NOT supposed to keep up with the RK's....
ReplyDeleteBut they are hilarious.
xxx
Suz~ what program? Was it mentioned when Goz posted the dvd info??
ReplyDeleteno, my sexy british IT guy found it for me.. my vids. BMH and HA needed it to work for me..
ReplyDeletei know. the RKs have alot of "experience" lol! just trying to keep up is exhausting. Last time i stayed, i felt like i had riun a mental marathon!
ReplyDeleteno i didnt hear the dj...did you...well i assume you did...
ReplyDeleteoh the DVD....i would ask you how it was...but seeing as you havent seen it yet...LOL!!! I think DH is going to make you sleep on the couch.
Suz - if you can tell me how to obtain that, i'll....i don't know WHAT I'll do......well i do know, but it won't help you much..
ReplyDeleteyeah the other thing i noticed about trying to keep up with them is that I get so energized that I cant fall asleep for another 2 hours after its all over....I cant handle that and try to deal with my 2 little monsters....it doesnt mix well.
ReplyDeletethe couch is too good for me. maybe the shed.
ReplyDeleteI will of course share the info with you.. but I'd rather do it via email, if that's ok.
ReplyDeletejeez - why can't we watch Hoe To be together? damn.
ReplyDeletehoe?
ReplyDeleteAww do you really think he would go as far as the shed? Wait do you have an electrical outlet in there??? that could work out for your benefit if you do.....
ReplyDeleteMomma~ me too! sometimes even w/o their influence i can't sleep right away. so lately, i hit "Little Women" right afterwards, and it works. Little Women. no wonder :/
ReplyDeleteI am taking a very good friend to see HTB.. I am going to need her to administer the oxygen
ReplyDeleteSuz- email, FB, whatever. I'm going to have to think of some way to repay, but I don't think Rob does stuff like this. hmmmmmm
ReplyDeletethis laptop is burning my legs...I think its a mixture of Rob's HOT pics and the battery...but mostly the pics....
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! not the shed, the garage. Electricity!!! who cares about the field mice...
ReplyDeleteCrazy.. no repayment necessary.
ReplyDeleteJust pay it forward!
that's how I roll!
xxx
DO you have HA and BMH?
I think I'm more excited to see HTB. I wanna see geeky, normal, "lost" Rob....so badly.
ReplyDeleteMICE! Sorry but I dont think I could be all cozied up watching my Rob DVD's on my new European-compatible player with mice crawling all over me....I just got the chills....
ReplyDeletewhen he blows that harp.. I am going to loose my nut!
ReplyDeleteAww crazy can I borrow it....when you are done drooling on it...if it still works after that....I promise I'll send it right back.... :)
ReplyDeleteMomma~ it's Rob. Mine seemed to be overheating the other night. Or was it just me?
ReplyDeleteSuz~ don't have , but saw both on youtube. what did u think?
field mice= cute!
ReplyDeletewhat? blows a harp???? huh???
No your right...its Rob....he is burning a hole right through the keyboard....
ReplyDeleteok. here is the info.. To get DVD's to play
ReplyDeletewww.slysoft.com
harmonica = harp
ReplyDeleteMomma~ of course. i'll also see if it can be burned. It's effin hot already........
ReplyDeleteYou are the greatest crazy....!!!! I promise I will chaperone in November with you and those 14 yr old "need-to-pee" teenage girls!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Suz! so it worked for you obviously. wasn't he adorable as daniel gale?
ReplyDeleteMomma~ u see it?
Oh I think they are brilliant. I just re-watched HA over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteI love having a GOOD copy.. I too, saw the copy on YouTube.. it makes all the difference having a clear copy.
he is sooooo good in both.
Yes!!! who will chaperone us??
ReplyDeleteOur "need to pee" may be harder to tolerate. ;)
what HA???
ReplyDeleteNo how can I...is there a way??
we dont need chaperones...we need straight jackets....that will be the only thing able to contain us.
ReplyDeletei should get the good copies then. now i feel like i'm missing out, and i can't let that happen, That's why i ran right out and got myself a PE as soon as everyone was talking about it!!
ReplyDeleteHA = Haunted Airman (the)
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh crazy....we were at ToysR Us yesterday and the DH came over and said "look what I found"...it was a PE!!!! He was like, "its only $13.99 here. you should get it."
ReplyDeleteCan you believe that!!!
Haunted Airman HA. on you tube, complete. so is bad Mother;s Handbook. Just to keep us going until we get the real thing.
ReplyDeleteI love my PE.. he is featured on my doll website..
ReplyDeleteI also love my TE.
oh thanks for telling me that. I had no idea. I will check them out.
ReplyDeletecrazy are they still on YouTube? I thought they took them both down when they released the DVDs
ReplyDeleteStraight jackets LOL! and twizzlers to stuff our squeeals with.
ReplyDeletewoah re: the DH.. did you get it? what the hell......
(this is late...got called away...)
Not quite sure what this says about me, but the last pic from the i-D outtakes is my favorite. Totally realizing that I find "sad face" Rob to be the hottest. It would explain why "Sad face" Rob from the GQ shoot is the wallpaper on my phone.
ReplyDeleteOh - my first comment on the site. Thanks to UC on LTR for turning me onto it!
have you guys seen the new TE, and TB and TJ. i think they're new. they look really good!
ReplyDeleteSuz_-good question. i haven't looked in awhile. maybe not. sorry Momma :(
ReplyDeleteNo I didnt get it....is that weird? I felt kinda strange...plus I wasnt about to write a check for 13 dollars.....and poor DH thinks I want it for a collection....
ReplyDeleteI own TE
ReplyDeleteI have no interest in the others..
hee hee
Welcome Amour! maybe sad=sweet and innocent in your book?
ReplyDeletesee thats waht DH said..."i wonder why they only made Edward and not the others"....i feel so bad for him that he is so clueless....
ReplyDeleteMomma~ a collection of what? of Robsex paraphernalia? LOL!
ReplyDeletei think sad rob brings out our protective, nurturing traits..
ReplyDeleteAlso, he is vulnerable looking, which is mad sexy when men show us that side...
Mad Sexy
Suz- but you can pretend play TE beating the shit out of TJ. I have no idea what TE would do to TB though......
ReplyDeleteto more pics i see of Rob i think the more i get obsessed...
ReplyDeletemy husband thinks that i am literally insane, sometimes i feel like i am anyways, hello everyone.
Oh Crazy, Crazy, Crazy.. I have way better games than that....
ReplyDeletehee hee
yo women! wattup?
ReplyDeleteAna, welcome to the Madness.
ReplyDeleteMy husband LOVES it.. he is reaping ALL the bennies....
But we LOVE the dh's to be clueless. it serves.
ReplyDeletevulnerable=madsexy. I jumped the dh in the car on the first date because of that quality which i have radar for.
Emmes! xoxoxo
ReplyDeletesee crazy...I am not sure what he thinks I am collecting...he was rearranging his office the otehr day and my desk is in there also. He said, "here, I will leave you enough room if you want to put up a twilight edward poster".....is he for real???
ReplyDeletejust heard the DJ (the girl who met him) wow, doesn't he seem like the sweetest guy. i really feel for him knowing that people are analyzing every part of him. she was actually really good about the whole thing.
ReplyDeleteSuz - i forgot myself there! (winks, finally getting it)
ReplyDeleteAna - join the "dh thinks we are insane" club!
Momma~ i'll share my PE with you 'cause i luv you lots.
Ewwww crazy....is it even sanitary??? LOL Just Kidding!!!
ReplyDeleteyour husband are DH for darling husband, right???
ReplyDeletemine is GH for grumpy husband, he does even know i blog about it, i tell him i am looking up my bank account.
usually he is not home at night so it's easier for me to go on.
Momma~ he is soooo cute!! i have to wonder too what he is thinking.
ReplyDeleteHi Emmes!
and Ana - he touched her! (sighs)
Momma~ watch that DJ's take on her Rob encounter when you get a chance. he touched her.
well ana...really mine should say CH then for clueless husband...he knows I blog about this. He even asks me when I am gettin on the comp, or if I am not on he says..."I am suprised you arent on your little blog right now".
ReplyDeleteHey Suz...just robstalking around, LOL!
ReplyDeleteSo, it seems they´re shooting the big KStew gets a papercut and Eddie loose his shizz scene tomorrow.
Wonder how Rob is "getting into character" for that?
uhhh.... i'll have it drycleaned?
ReplyDeleteAna.. hiding your activities the first sign of addiction..
ReplyDeleteWe welcome you with open arms...
Emmes.. HA! I heard that..
ReplyDeleteinteresting..
Perhaps looking at pics of Lainey?
*waves* Crazy!
ReplyDeletelol crazy....drycleaned....wont his face get steamed off....
ReplyDeleteis that dj on todays stuff?
ReplyDeleteI guess mine is really a WH. Weirded-out Husband.
ReplyDeletemy husband doesn't understand the whole rob thing at all, he at least saw twilight and thought that it was not too bad and he likes the way he sings but that's about it.
ReplyDeletecrazy - no kidding he touched her, WOW. that was probably just to be sure she would not post the pic, after the touch she could not resist :)
Yeah giving Lainey way too many clicks for her own benefit :(
ReplyDeleteOh...noes...I just remembered, 100 Monkeys has a show tonite....(crossing fingers) probable DrunkBert pics to come!!!
Mine is ICGASALAIGM Husband
ReplyDelete(I could give a shite as long as I get mine!)
uhhhh...the face is already a little "worn". Is that ok? (says sheepishly)
ReplyDeleteyes today
ReplyDeleteEmmes!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Looking at Lainey pics = Rob getting into character to loose his shizzzz
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ReplyDeleteana - you're pretty much right about the touch.
ReplyDeletecrazy....that was just TMI girl, TMI....lol!
ReplyDeleteare there new pics on lainey??? i just saw kristen and some of the new wolves
ReplyDeleteCrazy = TMI
ReplyDeleteNoh.. neva!
xxx
ya ana
ReplyDeleteRest of Vamps arrived in BC to shoot Bday party scene tomw.
Ana, u´re husband likes Rob´s singing O_O ???
ReplyDeleteMine just comes up and says "who´s killing a cat?"
GIGMBOADIGP H=
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm Getting Mine But Once A Day Is Good Please! Husband.
Momma~ i didn't mean it THAT way! who is a dirty girl??? LOL!
ReplyDeleteI meant from kissing his face! really! Oh boy, everybody assumes the worst from me now....:/
ReplyDeleteemmes - that is too funny , he has only heard the songs from Twilight though.
ReplyDeleteno sorry I am not respondind cuz I am listening to that radio dj right now
ReplyDeletei dont think the worst of you...it was funny!!!
ReplyDeleteEmmes- Lol!
ReplyDeletesomebody please say something as dirty as i just did (accidentally)!
talking about husbands, my step-daughter tells my husband to grow his hair out like Robert, but i dont think so. my husband shaves his head and is a biker, i cant see it. i will stick to my daydreams of rob without my husband trying to look remotely like him
ReplyDeleteI need Tenneil over here right now to explain my behavior,and talk about how it was her idea to laminate PE!!! Tenn!!!!!
ReplyDeletecrazy...u have the golden touch, everything u type can have a double meaning now...
ReplyDeleteok after listening to that...i think I love him even more...oh if onyly he would touch my shoulder and look me right in the eyes and say "Faith, I will remember you"
ReplyDeleteI would have died right there...
but now that y'all mention it, that was funny!! I'm laughing at myself again. I'm an idiot.
ReplyDeleteEmmes - i must admit. Double meanings are my FAVORITE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou are funny crazy...thats why everyone loves you!
ReplyDeletelol...exactly the husband topic being discussed tonite
ReplyDeletehttp://robert-pattinson.ca/2009/04/08/robert-pattinson-improving-sexytime/
Momma~ HOW do these women stand there and then be able to walk away? My knees would be weak, and I wouldn't be breathing right. seriously!
ReplyDeleteI might say "can I please just touch your.....well, what will you let me touch. I don't care, Rob"
and i would have to ask for a HUG! I want a HUG!
Momma~ HOW do these women stand there and then be able to walk away? My knees would be weak, and I wouldn't be breathing right. seriously!
ReplyDeleteI might say "can I please just touch your.....well, what will you let me touch. I don't care, Rob"
and i would have to ask for a HUG! I want a HUG!
Enmmes~ what is that?
ReplyDeleteMomma~ you know i heart you.
and you are funny as hell
so true...i would have felt really faint...and my stomach would have been rying to jump out of my throat. I would have taken anything...a hug, and hand on the shoulder, a pat on the back, even his used cigarette butt...I would have been all over that....wow I sound pathetic
ReplyDeleteIve met just about EVERYONE in the music business and many from the film industry.. I am never starstruck...
ReplyDeleteI think Rob would be the exception to that rule... I would probably totally loose my cool.
thanks crazy! the sad part is that I am not even trying...
ReplyDeleteblog post about how rob is improving every hubby´s sex life :)
ReplyDeletehi girls! I've missed you all!
ReplyDelete@Emmes
ReplyDeletethat was fucking brilliant...
and so true!
Those gals at LTR are insane.
I love them!
hey yvonne
ReplyDeleteYV hello lil darlin'
ReplyDeletewe may sound pathetic, but we are among MANY!
ReplyDeletewhat does Rob think when he sees women get dazzled right before his eyes. I want someone to ask him that. he'll give a self-deprecating answer though. But i'd be curious to see any reaction at all..
Oh let's face it...i'd wanna see him floss his teeth. and I'll keep the floss!
hi suz, momma,crazy,em...it's been too long....
ReplyDeleteThat dj encounter was cute.....what a licky girl! I would have blacked out.
opps....I meant "lucky"....Freudian slip,huh?
gotta see that Emmes.
ReplyDeleteHey Yvonne!
omg crazy!!! floss!!! i am laughing so hard right now!! I could just see you hiding behind the trash can....then you'd pop your hand out and grab it before it even hit the garbage bag!!! LOL!!! okay I just snorted....
ReplyDeleteLOL@ licky girl!!
ReplyDeleteI feel left out, I don't have a PE.
ReplyDeleteAlso, please cue me in on what TE is?
Guess I'll get a PE.
OMG I would love to sleep in that holy-Rob shirt! Maybe it will go on eBay. A girl can dream!
floss....lmfao
ReplyDeletei could think of a thing or two to lick :)
ReplyDeletelicky licky....oh is it too early for that???
ReplyDeleteSuz has a Tonner Edward. It's the "good" one, and expensive i think.
ReplyDeleteYvonne aka Licky Girl.
ReplyDeletechange your blog name.
yummm....Rob flossing....
ReplyDeleteThat would imply he either spent the night with you or is getting ready TO spend the night with you....
dammm, flossin IS SEXY!
emmes - great post but true
ReplyDeleteas far as meeting him, i actually dont know what i would do, probably start stuttering.
when I was a little girl I loved this boy band.. we got into their hotel room after they checked out (my friend's sister was a maid at hotel) and we ransacked the joint..
ReplyDeleteThings we kept:
Cola can (half empty)
ciggie butts
napkins
and my coupe.. a sliver of hotel soap.. with hair attached.. (gross, I know... but)
We often wonder how much we could have gotten for those items if eBay was around back then!
lol
that's what I wanna know!! what time is not too early??? jeez.
ReplyDeletewell, we have to retain proper crassness regardless. so maybe it doesn't matter....
"little women" crazy
ReplyDeleteEmmes! (Crazy points her finger to her nose @ Emmes)
ReplyDeletepics of my TE
ReplyDeletehere
http://www.starlightmemoriesofdawn.com/18026.html
wow floss, too funny!!!!!
ReplyDeleteaaa suz, u gotta tell us...which boy band???
ReplyDeleteyeah, what time IS too early? huh? cuz I really want to know?!
ReplyDeleteGreat story! take what you can get is my motto!
ReplyDeleteSuz does the tonner edward really have hair...i saw a pic, but I couldnt tell if it was molded...it is WAY better than the one at TRU
ReplyDelete(whines) but i dont wanna read that boring book right now.......
ReplyDeletesuz, what boy band???
ReplyDeletei used to stay after at concerts and beg the security to give us anything off the stage from the band. to this day cant remember what i did with it
yup.. he has hair.
ReplyDeleteI mess with it all the time..
Emmes if I tell you I will loose whatever street cred I may have and I will totally age myself...!
YES!!! Yvonne is the coolest! Licky Girl LMAOROTFLKFDKEXCHNB!!!!!
ReplyDeleteits okay crazy....i shouldnt have brought it up....return to your state of robsession please...
ReplyDeleteif you follow the link I provided to look at TE, and keep scrolling, all will be embarrassingly revealed.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteOnly crazy can make flossing funny
and only Rob can make flossing sexy!
Phew. Thx Mommy.
ReplyDeletecrazy...lol....what the hell do all of those other letters stand for? girl, u r so funny :)
ReplyDeleteSuz - your street cred is untouchable, bb!
ReplyDeletei wonder if the maid service at rob's hotel looks thru his stuff, i know they are not supposed to but you never know.
ReplyDeletehey crazy, maybe you can bribe the maid service for some floss LOL