well if he's not sick of hearing his name screamed at him... I sure am... dang how fricken annoying. I would definitely go to my "happy place" in my head...
I had to turn the sound off it was a bit uncomfortable. Can you imagine what is going through his mind. I was thinking " shut the f up and take the pictures so I can go...." I did admire his grace under fire, he's a trooper.Yiikes!!
LOL Suz! I actually watched this vid on your blog...really disturbing, actually. But I like your solution. But saying "Oh God!" over and over is pretty much the same thing as "Oh Rob!" isn't it?
That's it, Rob's made me blaspheme. Oh, I am so going to hell now. As if I weren't before...
well in the situation Suz is describing.. Rob = God.. it is a great solution.. because after those minutes of hearing his name shouted by crazy people, I think he must be sick of hearing it.
Hope he goes to his Happy Place and thinks about hoodies and Heinies and Puppydog Patty.
Well, Suz, if the job of Boogerist is already taken, I'd like to volunteer to carry the hoodie, cause you just know he's going to lay it down in some airport and lose it sooner or later at which point he may just have a nervous breakdown.
What a bizarre experience that must be! "Stand over there for 3 minutes and let these hundred people take pictures of you". He's a trooper, though. And of course, insanely hot! The biceps are looking very nice!
Honestly... I muted the damn thing after a second... A SECOND. Imagine him... standing there... hearing his name yelled over and over again... and you have to stand there by yourself and not look awkward doing so...
How strange to go to an "appointment" to just stand there and have people take pictures of you... that's gotta feel strange. I wonder what goes through Rob's mind during something like this. He is definitely a patient man. Love his expressions ... and the biceps! Yum! I'll say it again - I'll never get tired of looking at this man!
Does some guy go phwoar!(like woohoo hot boy exclamation) right at the beginning of that clip?
Love the person filming, scanning all the way from the tips of his toes lovingly up that lean yummy bod, to rest on gorgeous close ups - thank you film clip person.
Don't you just feel the urge for him to jump and swim away, as someone said. He's come ready for this crap though, he's laughing inside you can see his twinkly eyes probably considering at least this is better than weirdos chasing me down lane ways.
I want to smash 'centre, centre' dude in the head.
I think it's sad, too. But i found one phrase hillarious: "ROB! SENSUAL FACE PLS!"(french accent) I mean, r u really asking a sexy face from this naturally sexy hot british actor soon-to-be my next husband? haha... Now i totally understand why he felt like crying in premieres, I'd wanted to hide, too. You have to actually leave ur brain at the door for this kind of things, like he says. He's been screamed at..and flashed by cameras. LOVE U ROB! SENSUAL FACE PLS..HAHA
Poor Rob....He must feel so wierd just standing there while they yell his name a thousand times! But he looks hot!!!! I'm "Robsessed" i'll admit i think the last time i had a crush on a "movie star" was Tom Cruise in Top Gun....and it was nothing like this!!!lol... Rob Rocks!!
He's just. so. PRETTY. It hurts me a little. But what REALLY hurts me is knowing that I will never, ever, be able to get into his pants. *sigh* It's a cruel world, ladies. Cruel, I tell ya!
That was absolutely insane! WTH must've been going through his head during all that. To have that many sets of eyes on you must be completely unnerving. What are you suppose to do up there in for 5-10min besides shift and pose. It so unnatural.
Amazing. He doesn't look the least bit flustered by this. The name-screaming is ridiculous.
He sure knows how to work the cameras!!! I can't get over how he knows the "looks" that make us go crazy (as demonstrated so beautifully here), yet he is shy with women. I'm not sure i get it.
For the past two years, I covered the Santa Barbara International Film Festival (with celebrities like Brad, Angelina, Clint Eastwood, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz, Kate Winslet, etc.) for my University newspaper and had to spend hours with annoying photographers like this! I was actually one of them, except I would be completely silent because I feel like it's terribly rude to yell at them. It's such an UNCOMFORTABLE environment and I can only image what it feels like to be the celebrity.
Rob is such a trooper. Most celebrities don't pose for more than a minute, but this video is 3 minutes long!! I love Rob.
Ok I am not sure if this has been mentioned before or not. But, do you think everytime he runs his fingers through his hair an angel gets its wings? Also, to comment with what he is probably thinking. Has anyone seen the movie A League of Their Own and when Tom Hanks comes out of the dugout to wave to the crowd and says his little comments.... I wonder if that is what Rob is thinking.
He knows that, us, fans looooooove when he plays w/his hair..He's a teaser, sexy one. OMG i just started thinking abt another kind of teasing...i'm going to sleep now...hehe
Wasn't it Kellan? That said Rob's sensual and poetic, and oh so Edward - I think he's just got body/face/ presence and elegance, some people just do. You see it in really little kids - they just have these lovely natural poses.
Look at how his face goes when he's playing the piano - he can't help but pout when he focuses like that.
Anyway, hmm, I'm feeling a bit swoony now - oh help me!Iwant to sepak french and sip champagne at the croisette - whatever that may be??!!!
LOL at me I thought the drip yelling 'sensual' was yelling 'centre', you sure it's sensual???He says look right here at the camera, centre, centre???!!! And the reset are all yelling left, right, etc???
Crazy...I dont think he had a lot of self-confidence when it came to women. If you think about it (pre-twilight) he really didnt know what direction he was going to take in his life since he decided against "The University" So to walk up to some girl and try to impress her with Hi my name is Rob, I live in a small flat with 4 friends and no bathroom,get drunk everynight,write music,have jam sessions on the top of my roof,had 2 modeling jobs and not to mention a small part in Harry Potter nice to meet you. (Ok after reading this back it sounds pretty damn good to me, just the jam sessions on the roof would have me hooked) Anyway,what im trying to say is Rob obviously still and i dont think ever will see himself in the way we see him. In his head he is still that shy and awkward guy he was pre-twilight only now with accomplishments.
P.S. I do see a more confident Rob,you can see it in his recent interviews. Overall I think hes happy and proud of his accomplishments,but now who can he really trust? (Ok im done rambling)
I think he goes into acting mode for some appearances & this stuff; and then there's just sweet, cute gawky Rob.
All the times he's talked about being paranoid all his life & thinking people were staring at him - and poor baby doesn't get that they were staring at you.
Staring BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GORGEOUS, even as a child/teen/whatever I would have stared at you pretty boy.
Funny you think that luffscruff, because I actually have issues dealing with his name in a French context. "Robeeeert" is not a cool name for us; it evokes this sort of image:
http://radiblog.free.fr/images/bidochon.bmp
That being said, he'd make anything sound/look gorgeous, so I can live with it ;)
Hello, I'm a frenchy, and i Live in Cannes. I see him yesterday. He's just so Wonderful. There are a lot of people, just for Robert. It's so surprising, and in the same time, it's scary, 'cause all young girls screaming : Robert, Robert ! I love You, PIck me, Bite me... and more. I understand that Robert was scared when he get out. It's just crazy a lot ! If you know more about yesterday, I give you my sites :
It's awful. If I were him I would want to chock tem all... I know, it's their job, but they could be more polite and just take photos of him, not scream...
And Rob almost made to the final. Vote for him :) (need to be registered) http://www.popsugar.com/2999655/126 and plus you can became his fan in his form :)
omg how unnerving! For a brief second his eyes showed his disbelief. He did a very good job withstanding all that insanity. And there goes that freakin bodyguard again with his hands all over Rob! What is his problem?!
@ Céline: so funny your story!! so you were breathing the same air as Rob!! wow only for that I would be grateful lol
I had the impression that the security there is very tight, more than usual. It seems like his fame has reached another higher stage! and those bodyguards always touching him. I mean, at least let the guy walk properly. (yes Im jealous)
And Buddha'sbouffant....i FEEL you! my gigantic freakin crush on Rob really sucks. It's a baseless emotion for me because I hate crushing on someone I can't have. DAMNIT! You're lucky I'm not within 100 yards of you Rob!!! If I was, I would have 4 words for you. "You...me....closet...NOW"! And you'd better hope that bodygaurd was there, because if not, I would drag your ass in there. You know what they say....once you go black you never go back! LOL
Okay...that was my quick delusional fantasy for the night. Btw, props to the camera person who gave us the slow once over of his body from the ground up. Niiiiice.
Check out this poem by AJ from the Adorkable Pattinson blog. Sums up my feelings exaaactly!
Death By Infatuation
Dear Rob,
I've never had a thing for a celebrity before and I'm looking for a reason to move on. I can hear your sigh of relief. Stop that! But, I just can't seem to find a good excuse. Even if you did something despicable, I think I would just find a reason to forgive you. I wrote a little poem (ie. rant) about it:
You’re killing me here, Rob Could you just fly off the handle? Melt down like Christian Bale So somebody can capture it all on their cell And upload it to YouTube Where hypocrites will laugh in scorn At the spoiled star, out of control “Vampire in Venomous Vent!” As if they’ve never had their own moments Yelling at fourteen year old cashiers In McDonald’s when their fries are cold Though I'm not sure it would change anything We'd just say, ‘Look at that vein in his forehead.” "Isn’t it sexy the way it stands out when he’s angry?"
You’re killing me here, Rob Could you just once kick a puppy? There are plenty of photo ops The paparazzi follow you like rats after cheese They’d strobe flash the deed in blinding color And splash the photos all over the web Just like now, only different “Pattinson Punts Puppy!” A shocking development in a stellar career Although come to think of it I’m not sure it would work All would be forgiven The fountain of unconditional love Has your name inscribed on a plaque at the base
You’re killing me here, Rob Could you maybe just slap a hooker? While sneaking around the seediest section of town Wearing your shades and dark hoodie Cleverly disguised (not!) as the unabomber While the tipped-off press Shoot your beautifully chiseled mug “Bodacious Brit in Brothel Brawl!” And we count your nostril hairs in ultra HQ As you smile politely at the cop Who falls for your charms (just like the rest of us) And gets your autograph for his Robsessed wife 'Cause he knows she's going to be Appropriately grateful
Please, oh please Just one little contemptible thing? So I can say, ‘Huh, he really is a dick.” And bury this infatuation 'Cause you're killing me here
Love, AJ
P.S. Maybe I should stick to Dr. Seuss rhymes. Stay tuned.
Watched about 20 seconds of the video. In my opinion, Rob alternated between "Okay...this is okay..." and "This is one of the most uncomfortable moments ever."
Well good morning sunshine! He photographs amazingly well, but if at all possible, looks even better on film. Hot, hot man.
He handled that really well, I thought. I don't know that I could have. He must just literally go into a happy place for a few minutes to get through it.
I know he still seems genuine and grounded despite this sudden fame, but after seeing this video, I don't know how long that can last. He's human, even if he seems to be a remarkable one, and with that kind of attention, I think it's inevitable for it to go to your head a bit. Just knowing that everyone wants you and that you can have anyone or anything... Let's just hope he doesn't become super-dick,I think i'm wonderful Rob in the next year or so.
Oh, he really looks good on films *_* sometimes, the photos can look weird (especially since they take pictures while he talks...), but I always find him attractive when we can see him on film.
Oh riddle, How to be was the movie I wanted to see (I have not ordered it yet, but I might do it soon, my friend wanted to order BBC miniseries that you can only find on amazon.uk). How is it?
Poor boy! It must feel so uncomfortable and unnerving to be in that situation. I mean he's just 2 meters away, being nice and smiling, why the hell do they have to scream at him like that? what else do they want him to do? At some point I think he had a 'f*@k you all' look in his eyes LOL
What I love about all these videos and the pictures.. well besides see him in his glorious beauty ; )... is the fact that he still holds that air of.. "I just don't get what all this fuss is about" It's seems like, perhaps, he is getting more used to it all.. altough it's certainly not his favorite thing, but the smirk.. it makes me laugh cause you just know he's thinking something like.. "This is utter lunacy, what are you people thinking?"
At least I hope he is laughing on the inside... life will never be the same for him.. just takes me back to when I did my first video about him... I hope he can find a safe place with good people.. I really just want him to come out the other side of all of this OK...
Oh god, now I think i'm going to start laughing so hard I might cry. Is that the same grey t-shirt that he wore on the long-haul flight?! At a Cannes party?! I think it is! I hope he at least used some Febreze. Stinky, grey t-shirt and brown coat. Classic.
Oh, and let's not forget, he's wearing the same black pants, too. hahaha. This is too much. He's mingling with A-listers wearing couture and he wears this get-up. Love it.
Jesusss, that guy who kept going 'Robert, centre please!' ... I think i would have slapped him. If i was Rob i would honestly have jumped off that bridge, i love how he just seems to take it all in his stride and look so natural, even though it must be so awkward having to stand in front of all those photographers yelling at you! Gosh, he's amazing.
hey riddle, hey anna! I watched How To Be yesterday... just me and Rob, the way I like it :))
I have to say (and don't hate!), I was not entirely convinced by the movie itself, for various reasons.
HOWEVER, there's no quetion, RobArt is completely adorable. (dare I say, a bit too outrageously handsome for me to completely buy him as an unloved misfit? Hardly his fault though ;)
The thoughts that must have been going through his head....It must be so strange to stand there while they are all yelling at you. At one point, about 1:58, he looks down and it's so adorable. He looked a little uncomfortable.
Yep he busts out the BBJ and keeps fighting off his body guard! Appreciate that RP's got good security in all this mahem but still think this guy's a little too devoted to his job.(Or am I just jealous!?)
Mind-blowing as yesterday was with all the gorgeous pix, I couldn't help feeling bummed by Rob's treatment at the hands of the paps. He's committed, he's there, he's feeding their cameras the best stuff their little lenses have ever beheld, and they still have to shriek like banshees and boo. With everyone screaming his name you'd think at least one would be bright enough to yell, "Hey, dickwad" or something equally different enough to draw his attention.
And then I come here this morning, check the link for last night's party, and everything's right with the world again! I never expected to see the words "nouvelle boutique" in an article illustrated by the BBJ! (And several other items from his 14-piece wardrobe.) Rocking the Riviera Rob-style! It's too priceless. Oh, Dieu help me, I just fell more in love with him. C'est impossible!
Mr. Bodyguard, you are doing a perfectly smashing job, fantabulous. I will sleep better at night knowing you are there protecting our man. You are quite attentive, and he deserves it. Thank you :)
Kelly - Loved your post. "This is utter lunacy, what are you people thinking?" You got that right. I think he was also thinking..."Where's the nearest bar?"
He wears the BBJ at Cannes....Go Rob. Still hoping he owns more than one solid grey t-shirt, but I am not betting on it.
I agree Rob must take this bodyguard with him to Italy, or at least wherever he goes to events like these: I start liking the bodyguard cause he's on every picture with Rob. His face became familiar to me :))
The bigbear guard looks quite jolly, the smaller one, the enforcer usually in front looks mean and has huge arms - and I feel better knowing the are keeping creeps out of the way.
Eww Paris is weird looking, and why does she keep tying stupid stuff around her fugly head, who's that nobody she has now?Isn't she zzz list, is she kept over near the bushes with all the skanks while A listers are roped off somewhere?
Oh & he has at least 2 grey Ts, the one with the suit is nicer & silkier, & a diff grey to the airport one.
Rob keeping it simple. I love his lowkey wardrobe - so unaffected.
Suz - that video made me feel so uncomforatable for him, but your comments put it a bit more in context. Appropriate photo op although the photographers were wankers as you so succintly put it.
Still felt like just plucking him out of there and carrying him to my home for some peace and quiet and privacy...
Riddle, I agree, Mr. Bodyguard's face is familiar to me also now. It doesn't look like Rob's annoyed by his constant companion either. He is probably relieved, especially after that nightmare at the airport when all the papz wouldn't leave him alone. This guy looks like he knows that his entire purpose in life right now is to take care of our guy. For that, I have sincere gratitude :)
I'm wondering when JoeJonas and ZacEf PlasticBoys start walking around in some expensive dummies of BBJ ......
after premiere of BBJ in Cannes I can see it with the eyes of my soul
but I'm afraid BBJ is the only one :P
I'm gonna say what I said yesterda (and say it out liod, yeah) - this BigBearBODYguard is ours ! he simply feels very protective about Rob just as I am and as ya'll are
Taaa-daam ! Robsession revealed in one of the most popular Polish internet portals (finally!) - there is a link to some minor general gossip site, here it is :
I was rediculously uncomfortable watching that! I also had to turn the sound down. I have no idea how he can just stand there and not crack up laughing or just burst into tears. It is relentless. Can you imagine they just tell him, "Just stand here and you don't have to speak, just look pretty and have people scream at you." Poor lovely Rob.
at the beginning he's all like "aw shit" and turns around and then theyre all like no no come. and then eventually he drags his sexy ass to the middle. lol i love it when he gets there he's like "hi :)."
wow, I had no idea thats what it was like. Its no wonder celebrities get over the papps really quickly. He looks amazing though, even with everyone screming at him. I tell you, If I can epople constantly screaming in the same things at me I wouldn't want to trun towards them either
well if he's not sick of hearing his name screamed at him... I sure am... dang how fricken annoying. I would definitely go to my "happy place" in my head...
ReplyDeleteI had to turn the sound off it was a bit uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine what is going through his mind.
I was thinking " shut the f up and take the pictures so I can go...."
I did admire his grace under fire, he's a trooper.Yiikes!!
pssssst Rob
ReplyDelete{whispering again}
I promise not to scream out your name..
I will stick to the usual
Oh god, Oh god Ohhhh god.....
You will think you are in church.
xxx
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh quietly now..
LOL Suz! I actually watched this vid on your blog...really disturbing, actually. But I like your solution. But saying "Oh God!" over and over is pretty much the same thing as "Oh Rob!" isn't it?
ReplyDeleteThat's it, Rob's made me blaspheme. Oh, I am so going to hell now. As if I weren't before...
well in the situation Suz is describing.. Rob = God.. it is a great solution.. because after those minutes of hearing his name shouted by crazy people, I think he must be sick of hearing it.
ReplyDeletepoor robert, i feel so sorry for him, but he was very strong and nice, this is for i love..
ReplyDeleteHope he goes to his Happy Place and thinks about hoodies and Heinies and Puppydog Patty.
ReplyDeleteWell, Suz, if the job of Boogerist is already taken, I'd like to volunteer to carry the hoodie, cause you just know he's going to lay it down in some airport and lose it sooner or later at which point he may just have a nervous breakdown.
Some of this facial expressions are priceless. He looks at times like he's thinking "I HATE having my picture taken, and here I am. WTF????"
ReplyDeleteWhat a bizarre experience that must be! "Stand over there for 3 minutes and let these hundred people take pictures of you". He's a trooper, though. And of course, insanely hot! The biceps are looking very nice!
ReplyDeleteHi people! my first post, but not my first visit (my english is bad...sorry);)
ReplyDeleteHere is the same video (3:06) without paps screaming.
just in case...
Bye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5lVAwcMwD8
My goodness. I want to jump off the pier into the water. I can't imagine how badly he wanted to escape that. I went from amused to horrified.
ReplyDeleteHonestly... I muted the damn thing after a second... A SECOND. Imagine him... standing there... hearing his name yelled over and over again... and you have to stand there by yourself and not look awkward doing so...
ReplyDeleteKudos to Rob!
i turned the sound off too, but my god that is a great video. effin hot. i hope he is getting paid to stand there for 3 minutes and get yelled at...
ReplyDeleteHow strange to go to an "appointment" to just stand there and have people take pictures of you... that's gotta feel strange. I wonder what goes through Rob's mind during something like this. He is definitely a patient man. Love his expressions ... and the biceps! Yum! I'll say it again - I'll never get tired of looking at this man!
ReplyDeleteOh those awesome sparkling eyes.
ReplyDeleteDoes some guy go phwoar!(like woohoo hot boy exclamation) right at the beginning of that clip?
Love the person filming, scanning all the way from the tips of his toes lovingly up that lean yummy bod, to rest on gorgeous close ups - thank you film clip person.
Don't you just feel the urge for him to jump and swim away, as someone said. He's come ready for this crap though, he's laughing inside you can see his twinkly eyes probably considering at least this is better than weirdos chasing me down lane ways.
I want to smash 'centre, centre' dude in the head.
As if they "boo"ed him when he walked away...didnt they get enough?
ReplyDeleteI haven't but I'm not psychotically screaming in his face....yet...lol
What the hell do they want? why are they booing????? Why are they shouting. It's crazy...
ReplyDeleteI think it's sad, too. But i found one phrase hillarious: "ROB! SENSUAL FACE PLS!"(french accent)
ReplyDeleteI mean, r u really asking a sexy face from this naturally sexy hot british actor soon-to-be my next husband? haha...
Now i totally understand why he felt like crying in premieres, I'd wanted to hide, too.
You have to actually leave ur brain at the door for this kind of things, like he says.
He's been screamed at..and flashed by cameras.
LOVE U ROB! SENSUAL FACE PLS..HAHA
Poor Rob....He must feel so wierd just standing there while they yell his name a thousand times! But he looks hot!!!! I'm "Robsessed" i'll admit i think the last time i had a crush on a "movie star" was Tom Cruise in Top Gun....and it was nothing like this!!!lol... Rob Rocks!!
ReplyDeleteHe's just. so. PRETTY. It hurts me a little. But what REALLY hurts me is knowing that I will never, ever, be able to get into his pants. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteIt's a cruel world, ladies. Cruel, I tell ya!
Oh and yeah, and that vid is madness! What a fucking PRO he is! I'd feel so uncomfortable and awkward, I'd jump in the water for sure.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to a day in the life of Robert Pattinson.
ReplyDeleteThat was absolutely insane! WTH must've been going through his head during all that. To have that many sets of eyes on you must be completely unnerving. What are you suppose to do up there in for 5-10min besides shift and pose. It so unnatural.
"Robert..Robert.. Sensual please"
"Robert..Robert.. Sensual please"
I think I would've got the giggles..
Amazing. He doesn't look the least bit flustered by this. The name-screaming is ridiculous.
ReplyDeleteHe sure knows how to work the cameras!!! I can't get over how he knows the "looks" that make us go crazy (as demonstrated so beautifully here), yet he is shy with women. I'm not sure i get it.
any insights girls?
crazy -->He is a good actor! or he tries to make us drool more by giving an image of newbie on dating...haha
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ReplyDeleteFor the past two years, I covered the Santa Barbara International Film Festival (with celebrities like Brad, Angelina, Clint Eastwood, Sean Penn, Penelope Cruz, Kate Winslet, etc.) for my University newspaper and had to spend hours with annoying photographers like this! I was actually one of them, except I would be completely silent because I feel like it's terribly rude to yell at them. It's such an UNCOMFORTABLE environment and I can only image what it feels like to be the celebrity.
ReplyDeleteRob is such a trooper. Most celebrities don't pose for more than a minute, but this video is 3 minutes long!! I love Rob.
Ok I am not sure if this has been mentioned before or not. But, do you think everytime he runs his fingers through his hair an angel gets its wings?
ReplyDeleteAlso, to comment with what he is probably thinking. Has anyone seen the movie A League of Their Own and when Tom Hanks comes out of the dugout to wave to the crowd and says his little comments.... I wonder if that is what Rob is thinking.
He knows that, us, fans looooooove when he plays w/his hair..He's a teaser, sexy one.
ReplyDeleteOMG i just started thinking abt another kind of teasing...i'm going to sleep now...hehe
I LOVE ROB BUT IM A MAN
ReplyDeleteI DREAM OF ROB BUT I LOVE GIRLS HELP ME
ReplyDeleteIM NEW HELP ME PLEASE
ReplyDeleteWasn't it Kellan? That said Rob's sensual and poetic, and oh so Edward - I think he's just got body/face/ presence and elegance, some people just do. You see it in really little kids - they just have these lovely natural poses.
ReplyDeleteLook at how his face goes when he's playing the piano - he can't help but pout when he focuses like that.
Anyway, hmm, I'm feeling a bit swoony now - oh help me!Iwant to sepak french and sip champagne at the croisette - whatever that may be??!!!
LOL at me I thought the drip yelling 'sensual' was yelling 'centre', you sure it's sensual???He says look right here at the camera, centre, centre???!!!
And the reset are all yelling left, right, etc???
Crazy...I dont think he had a lot of self-confidence when it came to women. If you think about it (pre-twilight) he really didnt know what direction he was going to take in his life since he decided against "The University" So to walk up to some girl and try to impress her with Hi my name is Rob, I live in a small flat with 4 friends and no bathroom,get drunk everynight,write music,have jam sessions on the top of my roof,had 2 modeling jobs and not to mention a small part in Harry Potter nice to meet you. (Ok after reading this back it sounds pretty damn good to me, just the jam sessions on the roof would have me hooked)
ReplyDeleteAnyway,what im trying to say is Rob obviously still and i dont think ever will see himself in the way we see him. In his head he is still that shy and awkward guy he was pre-twilight only now with accomplishments.
P.S. I do see a more confident Rob,you can see it in his recent interviews. Overall I think hes happy and proud of his accomplishments,but now who can he really trust?
(Ok im done rambling)
Sunshine....Im new too. I dont think Robsessors discriminate....Welcome!!!!
ReplyDeleteI think he goes into acting mode for some appearances & this stuff; and then there's just sweet, cute gawky Rob.
ReplyDeleteAll the times he's talked about being paranoid all his life & thinking people were staring at him - and poor baby doesn't get that they were staring at you.
Staring BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GORGEOUS, even as a child/teen/whatever I would have stared at you pretty boy.
I love the French way of pronouncing his name. The "Rohhh-beehhrrt".
ReplyDeleteOk it looks ridiculous on text but just sound it out!
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ReplyDeleteFunny you think that luffscruff, because I actually have issues dealing with his name in a French context. "Robeeeert" is not a cool name for us; it evokes this sort of image:
ReplyDeletehttp://radiblog.free.fr/images/bidochon.bmp
That being said, he'd make anything sound/look gorgeous, so I can live with it ;)
wow. the poor boy. i have no idea how he stands it all.
ReplyDeleteLB LMAO
ReplyDeleteI aggree "Robeeeeeeeert" in French is just awful!!
morning ladies :))
morning riddle!
ReplyDeletewe understand each other :)
Hello,
ReplyDeleteI'm a frenchy, and i Live in Cannes. I see him yesterday. He's just so Wonderful. There are a lot of people, just for Robert. It's so surprising, and in the same time, it's scary, 'cause all young girls screaming : Robert, Robert ! I love You, PIck me, Bite me... and more. I understand that Robert was scared when he get out. It's just crazy a lot !
If you know more about yesterday, I give you my sites :
http://youaremylifenow.skyrock.com
http://twilight-central.com
It's awful. If I were him I would want to chock tem all... I know, it's their job, but they could be more polite and just take photos of him, not scream...
ReplyDeleteAnd Rob almost made to the final. Vote for him :) (need to be registered) http://www.popsugar.com/2999655/126 and plus you can became his fan in his form :)
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ReplyDeleteomg how unnerving! For a brief second his eyes showed his disbelief. He did a very good job withstanding all that insanity. And there goes that freakin bodyguard again with his hands all over Rob! What is his problem?!
ReplyDelete@LB
ReplyDeleteyes we do :)))
@ Céline: so funny your story!! so you were breathing the same air as Rob!! wow only for that I would be grateful lol
I had the impression that the security there is very tight, more than usual. It seems like his fame has reached another higher stage! and those bodyguards always touching him. I mean, at least let the guy walk properly. (yes Im jealous)
Lmao@Suz!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Buddha'sbouffant....i FEEL you! my gigantic freakin crush on Rob really sucks. It's a baseless emotion for me because I hate crushing on someone I can't have. DAMNIT! You're lucky I'm not within 100 yards of you Rob!!! If I was, I would have 4 words for you. "You...me....closet...NOW"! And you'd better hope that bodygaurd was there, because if not, I would drag your ass in there. You know what they say....once you go black you never go back! LOL
Okay...that was my quick delusional fantasy for the night. Btw, props to the camera person who gave us the slow once over of his body from the ground up. Niiiiice.
Check out this poem by AJ from the Adorkable Pattinson blog. Sums up my feelings exaaactly!
ReplyDeleteDeath By Infatuation
Dear Rob,
I've never had a thing for a celebrity before and I'm looking for a reason to move on. I can hear your sigh of relief. Stop that! But, I just can't seem to find a good excuse. Even if you did something despicable, I think I would just find a reason to forgive you. I wrote a little poem (ie. rant) about it:
You’re killing me here, Rob
Could you just fly off the handle?
Melt down like Christian Bale
So somebody can capture it all on their cell
And upload it to YouTube
Where hypocrites will laugh in scorn
At the spoiled star, out of control
“Vampire in Venomous Vent!”
As if they’ve never had their own moments
Yelling at fourteen year old cashiers
In McDonald’s when their fries are cold
Though I'm not sure it would change anything
We'd just say, ‘Look at that vein in his forehead.”
"Isn’t it sexy the way it stands out when he’s angry?"
You’re killing me here, Rob
Could you just once kick a puppy?
There are plenty of photo ops
The paparazzi follow you like rats after cheese
They’d strobe flash the deed in blinding color
And splash the photos all over the web
Just like now, only different
“Pattinson Punts Puppy!”
A shocking development in a stellar career
Although come to think of it
I’m not sure it would work
All would be forgiven
The fountain of unconditional love
Has your name inscribed on a plaque at the base
You’re killing me here, Rob
Could you maybe just slap a hooker?
While sneaking around the seediest section of town
Wearing your shades and dark hoodie
Cleverly disguised (not!) as the unabomber
While the tipped-off press
Shoot your beautifully chiseled mug
“Bodacious Brit in Brothel Brawl!”
And we count your nostril hairs in ultra HQ
As you smile politely at the cop
Who falls for your charms (just like the rest of us)
And gets your autograph for his Robsessed wife
'Cause he knows she's going to be
Appropriately grateful
Please, oh please
Just one little contemptible thing?
So I can say, ‘Huh, he really is a dick.”
And bury this infatuation
'Cause you're killing me here
Love, AJ
P.S. Maybe I should stick to Dr. Seuss rhymes. Stay tuned.
Just trying out my new avatar...
ReplyDeleteWatched about 20 seconds of the video. In my opinion, Rob alternated between "Okay...this is okay..." and "This is one of the most uncomfortable moments ever."
Good morning, everyone! Hope to lurk today!
Yeah..haha...I suppose I should actually change the avatar first...Sigh.
ReplyDeleteWell good morning sunshine! He photographs amazingly well, but if at all possible, looks even better on film. Hot, hot man.
ReplyDeleteHe handled that really well, I thought. I don't know that I could have. He must just literally go into a happy place for a few minutes to get through it.
I know he still seems genuine and grounded despite this sudden fame, but after seeing this video, I don't know how long that can last. He's human, even if he seems to be a remarkable one, and with that kind of attention, I think it's inevitable for it to go to your head a bit. Just knowing that everyone wants you and that you can have anyone or anything...
Let's just hope he doesn't become super-dick,I think i'm wonderful Rob in the next year or so.
he doesn't complain when I'm screaming his name...oops, did I just say that? tee hee.
ReplyDeleteI thought this seemed totally awkward. Like "Ok...now what....just standing here...la la la" But I did appreciate the slow bottom to top pan of Rob :)
Don't be too worried about Rob.
ReplyDeleteThat photo shoot is all part of life at Cannes for A-listers.
Scheduled shoots are meant to keep paps away during the rest of the events...These shoots are controlled and manageable.
He is having fun and having lots of peaceful moments.
Promise.
He handled the Paps like a pro, and totally kicked into his modeling training.
Gorgeous, grace, class, distinction, dignity, etc. doesn't even come close to covering it...
When the paps actually booed.. well..that about says it all for their class and maturity level.
Wankers.
Hi ladies Hi KK :))) {{waves}}
ReplyDeleteGREAT NEWS
just received my How To Be dvd!!!!! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hi everyone!
ReplyDeleteOh, he really looks good on films *_*
sometimes, the photos can look weird (especially since they take pictures while he talks...), but I always find him attractive when we can see him on film.
Oh riddle, How to be was the movie I wanted to see (I have not ordered it yet, but I might do it soon, my friend wanted to order BBC miniseries that you can only find on amazon.uk). How is it?
LOL @ Suz
ReplyDeleteDear Khroberr,
I 'ope you like Cannes. Eet iz zo verry beautiful zis time of year.
'ave fun and enjoy you stay.
Love,
Moi
P.S : Ze like Arsenal too.
@ SarahBella: I luuuv your poem.
ReplyDeleteI'm also waiting for his meltdown time then I can hate him and get my life back. :)
As if....
I wonder how he controls his natural flight response......I see why he gets panic attacks. Eh, such is the business he's chosen.
ReplyDelete@ SUZ :I meant LOL @ your 11.14PM comment
ReplyDeleteBanner Porn
ReplyDeleteW
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Thank you!
XXX
Thanks Nia..
ReplyDeleteand here I am again..
I need another hit.
Rob = My Drug of Choice
I really wanted to hit that "Center Please" guy
ReplyDeleteDid the word "Jackals" pop into anyone els's head watching that?
Rob handled it like the pro he is though.
And oh yeah, he looks soooo HOT
Riddle which side of the Atlantic are you on?
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh I hope my copy comes soon..
Suz, who is pretty infatuated with FrenchRiveriaRob still {HEARTS} Art.
(the mostest)
@ anna F
ReplyDeleteI just wathed the extra feature: How to make How To be.
I'm gonna watch the movie tonight!! so excited!!!
OK..
ReplyDeletewe might not like the Paps (and their methods typically leave A LOT to be desired...)
we sure like what they are peddling
These photos are glorious, and were procured in the proper manner.. In a controlled environment and at an appointed time.
Appropriate.
Airports, Hotels, Cars, running through back alleys... NOT APPROPRIATE!
Love Rob in Cannes.
@ Suz
ReplyDeleteI'm living in England atm, but Im French :))) (and have nothing to do with last night's bastard interviewers)))
@Riddle.. I won't hold that interviewer against you. and will STILL continue to buy French wine.
ReplyDelete(winks)
I was hoping you were stateside, and that my copy would miraculously appear today!
I can't wait to see Art again. xxx
Enjoy him and kiss the telly screen for me.
Poor boy! It must feel so uncomfortable and unnerving to be in that situation. I mean he's just 2 meters away, being nice and smiling, why the hell do they have to scream at him like that? what else do they want him to do? At some point I think he had a 'f*@k you all' look in his eyes LOL
ReplyDeleteGah! That new banner is going to be my undoing.
ReplyDeleteStop being so fine, Rob! Damn you!
Suz- lol
ReplyDeletethank you for not holding that against me ;)
seems like tonight we may see Rob on the red carpet as he's going to watch Tarantino's movie!! can't wait!!!
What I love about all these videos and the pictures.. well besides see him in his glorious beauty ; )... is the fact that he still holds that air of.. "I just don't get what all this fuss is about" It's seems like, perhaps, he is getting more used to it all.. altough it's certainly not his favorite thing, but the smirk.. it makes me laugh cause you just know he's thinking something like.. "This is utter lunacy, what are you people thinking?"
ReplyDeleteAt least I hope he is laughing on the inside... life will never be the same for him.. just takes me back to when I did my first video about him... I hope he can find a safe place with good people.. I really just want him to come out the other side of all of this OK...
oh and here are some pictures of last night's party
ReplyDeletehttp://people.premiere.fr/Photos-people/PHOTOS-Cannes-2009-Robert-Pattinson-Paris-Hilton-Victoria-Silvstedt-quand-les-people-font-la-fete-ensemble-/(gid)/1800874
Gozde - you are the Queen of Banners
ReplyDeleteHoly hell, he busted out the brown, leather coat in Cannes!! Atta boy, Rob, telling those stylists to take a hike!
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA
ReplyDeleteThe BBJ @ Cannes
Way to Go Rob!!!!!!!!!
Oh god, now I think i'm going to start laughing so hard I might cry. Is that the same grey t-shirt that he wore on the long-haul flight?! At a Cannes party?!
ReplyDeleteI think it is! I hope he at least used some Febreze.
Stinky, grey t-shirt and brown coat. Classic.
ITA Suz. Modeling mode for sure, and not a problem for him. he looked natural to me.
ReplyDeleteOh, and let's not forget, he's wearing the same black pants, too.
ReplyDeletehahaha. This is too much.
He's mingling with A-listers wearing couture and he wears this get-up.
Love it.
@ Liz, This is why we love him :)
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't give a damn
Those video make me want to curl up in the fetal position... seriously... I can't watch them anymore...
ReplyDeleteTina,
ReplyDeleteHe truly doesn't. Let's hope that never changes.
Jesusss, that guy who kept going 'Robert, centre please!' ... I think i would have slapped him. If i was Rob i would honestly have jumped off that bridge, i love how he just seems to take it all in his stride and look so natural, even though it must be so awkward having to stand in front of all those photographers yelling at you!
ReplyDeleteGosh, he's amazing.
work that camera, baby. jeez, they should have clapped when he went away as a thank you, but noooo they had to boo? how rude.
ReplyDeletehey riddle, hey anna! I watched How To Be yesterday... just me and Rob, the way I like it :))
ReplyDeleteI have to say (and don't hate!), I was not entirely convinced by the movie itself, for various reasons.
HOWEVER, there's no quetion, RobArt is completely adorable. (dare I say, a bit too outrageously handsome for me to completely buy him as an unloved misfit? Hardly his fault though ;)
The thoughts that must have been going through his head....It must be so strange to stand there while they are all yelling at you. At one point, about 1:58, he looks down and it's so adorable. He looked a little uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteRob, you're doing great, hang in there baby :)
Yep he busts out the BBJ and keeps fighting off his body guard! Appreciate that RP's got good security in all this mahem but still think this guy's a little too devoted to his job.(Or am I just jealous!?)
ReplyDeletehttp://robpattinson.blogspot.com/2009/05/at-dsquared2-grand-opening-party.html
actually I felt soooo embarassed that I couldn't watch it for more than 5 s ... poor BB ... so polite
ReplyDeleteyup. the BBJ in Cannes, Rob, I love you, don't ever change :)
ReplyDeleteMind-blowing as yesterday was with all the gorgeous pix, I couldn't help feeling bummed by Rob's treatment at the hands of the paps. He's committed, he's there, he's feeding their cameras the best stuff their little lenses have ever beheld, and they still have to shriek like banshees and boo. With everyone screaming his name you'd think at least one would be bright enough to yell, "Hey, dickwad" or something equally different enough to draw his attention.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I come here this morning, check the link for last night's party, and everything's right with the world again! I never expected to see the words "nouvelle boutique" in an article illustrated by the BBJ! (And several other items from his 14-piece wardrobe.) Rocking the Riviera Rob-style! It's too priceless. Oh, Dieu help me, I just fell more in love with him. C'est impossible!
It was uncomfortable to listen to the vultures screaming his name..he of course handled it with class, and as always looked beautiful!
ReplyDeleteBTW, I love the bodyguard.
ReplyDeleteMr. Bodyguard, you are doing a perfectly smashing job, fantabulous. I will sleep better at night knowing you are there protecting our man. You are quite attentive, and he deserves it. Thank you :)
Kelly - Loved your post. "This is utter lunacy, what are you people thinking?" You got that right. I think he was also thinking..."Where's the nearest bar?"
ReplyDeleteHe wears the BBJ at Cannes....Go Rob. Still hoping he owns more than one solid grey t-shirt, but I am not betting on it.
Yvonne: well said!!
ReplyDeleteI agree Rob must take this bodyguard with him to Italy, or at least wherever he goes to events like these: I start liking the bodyguard cause he's on every picture with Rob. His face became familiar to me :))
That BodyGuard should have a job for life!
ReplyDeleteSuz {GIANT PUFFY HEARTS} BodyGuard!
sorry KK changed avie..
ReplyDeleteYour had dibs for mic porn.
xx
Yvonne - I too love the bodyguard
ReplyDeleteYou know the guy's good cause in the world of bodyguards, THAT body has got to be the most guardalicious.
ReplyDeleteOICU Rob , being a 23 years old.
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/5hvur
Here's what he's leering at
http://twitpic.com/5hovo
Lucky B****
niahid - loltastic picture !!!
ReplyDeleteaww, Rob...
ha! that pic is hilarious, niahid!
ReplyDeleteThx niahid - so glad to see he's having fun! Another addition to his vast collection of expressions.
ReplyDeleteWell we all know Rob love boobs right?
ReplyDeleteThe bigbear guard looks quite jolly, the smaller one, the enforcer usually in front looks mean and has huge arms - and I feel better knowing the are keeping creeps out of the way.
ReplyDeleteEww Paris is weird looking, and why does she keep tying stupid stuff around her fugly head, who's that nobody she has now?Isn't she zzz list, is she kept over near the bushes with all the skanks while A listers are roped off somewhere?
Oh & he has at least 2 grey Ts, the one with the suit is nicer & silkier, & a diff grey to the airport one.
The leering pic of Rob is funny! Good to see him just being a guy...
ReplyDeleteWow... God love him.
ReplyDeleteStand up, sit down, left leg in, left leg out..
...Wooooaaah Hokey Pokey Pokey.
Pure maddness.
But Rob, I love you for it ;)
So the BBJ stars at Cannes.
ReplyDeleteRob keeping it simple. I love his lowkey wardrobe - so unaffected.
Suz - that video made me feel so uncomforatable for him, but your comments put it a bit more in context. Appropriate photo op although the photographers were wankers as you so succintly put it.
Still felt like just plucking him out of there and carrying him to my home for some peace and quiet and privacy...
Riddle,
ReplyDeleteI agree, Mr. Bodyguard's face is familiar to me also now. It doesn't look like Rob's annoyed by his constant companion either. He is probably relieved, especially after that nightmare at the airport when all the papz wouldn't leave him alone. This guy looks like he knows that his entire purpose in life right now is to take care of our guy. For that, I have sincere gratitude :)
I'm wondering when JoeJonas and ZacEf PlasticBoys start walking around in some expensive dummies of BBJ ......
ReplyDeleteafter premiere of BBJ in Cannes I can see it with the eyes of my soul
but I'm afraid BBJ is the only one :P
I'm gonna say what I said yesterda (and say it out liod, yeah) - this BigBearBODYguard is ours ! he simply feels very protective about Rob just as I am and as ya'll are
upss... *out loud* .... ghaaa
ReplyDeleteTaaa-daam !
ReplyDeleteRobsession revealed in one of the most popular Polish internet portals (finally!) - there is a link to some minor general gossip site, here it is :
http://www.plejada.pl/8110,,2,robert_pattinson_bryluje_w_cannes,fotogaleria.html
The title says "Robert Pattinson sparkles in Cannes" and he's called "every female's favourite
Margot - BBJ's will become haute couture.
ReplyDeleteMeant BBJs not BBJ's
ReplyDeletehi jalarag sweetie
ReplyDeleteyou are right
next year Brangelina in the same grey T-sirts that 2 days before ... priceless
Hi Margot. They'll all be wearing the same black jeans every day as well.
ReplyDeleteOwning only one pair of jeans (maybe two - the second with a tear in one knee) will become the next A-lister style.
ReplyDeleteoh poor baby! he looks like he wants to disappear :( I want to go and hide him behind me and make it all go away!! :(
ReplyDeleteI was rediculously uncomfortable watching that! I also had to turn the sound down. I have no idea how he can just stand there and not crack up laughing or just burst into tears. It is relentless. Can you imagine they just tell him, "Just stand here and you don't have to speak, just look pretty and have people scream at you." Poor lovely Rob.
ReplyDeleteat the beginning he's all like "aw shit" and turns around and then theyre all like no no come. and then eventually he drags his sexy ass to the middle. lol i love it when he gets there he's like "hi :)."
ReplyDeletethat body guard is pretty snuggly, eh?
So, I see Manager Nick near the end whispering to Rob that it is time to wrap it up (obviously).
ReplyDeleteWhat a strange experience it has to be. I'm a "mouth breather," too, and it looks like I'm in the very best of company...
wow, I had no idea thats what it was like. Its no wonder celebrities get over the papps really quickly. He looks amazing though, even with everyone screming at him. I tell you, If I can epople constantly screaming in the same things at me I wouldn't want to trun towards them either
ReplyDeleteAnyway to see the interviews without the French voiceovers?
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