I just really, really, really can't wait for those stupid MTV Movie Awards to get here already.
Like really really really. Can't wait.
I am sick, I can't get creative anymore! Just gimme my Twi-crack and my Rob-crack already. (There's been some gooood RobCrack this week! Thanks Goz and Dani!)
The other thing I'm really, really, really waiting for is those damned paps and crazy Twi-stalkers that we revile actually using their super-magna-scopic telephoto lenses to get shots of SHIRTLESS ROB NEXT WEEK SHOOTING THE CLOCKTOWER SCENES. I think I can deal with the guilt of looking at those pics, no matter who manages to get them.
I am trying to imagine the pandemonium that will ensue here on Robsessed, but I'm not sure I can. Then again, we may all drop like flies and be unable to speak altogether.
Leann - I'm sorry you're sick, but I'm sure if you get a glance at that shirtless pic you will be instantly cured. And probably able to play the piano again even if you never could before.
A/L.A. - Before you grab that leash, TomStu called. It's his turn to wear your avatar's shirt.
Puh-leeeez...you all telling me I need a leash...pot calls kettle black!
As if a fergin' baby leash would hold me back. Maybe if it were made of steel!
I actually did know how to play piano once...took lessons for 10 years. I could never just sit and noodle by ear the way Rob can though. More proof Rob is from Planet Perfect. Even though he claims to not know how to 'play perfect'...don't worry, Rob, you don't have to act! Just be yourself.
Preferably half-naked on a palazzo in the brilliant mid-day sun. I'll make popcorn and stay the day for that show.
Speaking of SHIRTLESS ROB....do you think the directer would have Rob step out into the sunlight with just his shirt "unbuttoned"...do you think they would be that mean to us?
As for buying a kiss....i could knock off a bank or two and fly to Italy for my (lick chest) kiss
The other naked half is for me, me, me. I call dibbs. This is getting eerie, Leann. I too took piano for 10 years (4 to 14). My father played by ear, and we all hoped I'd inherited his talent. We were all wrong, so wrong. And not the kind of wrong that feels like it's dirty.
seriously why does all the good stuff come out when im in the middle of my finals?????????????? sheesh...i cant get off the frickin computer...everytime i refresh thres new goodies...and not goodies... like oh look a zoomed in weird angle blurry pap picture of rob standing in the street...oh noooo...i mean goodies as in NEW MOON PICTURES and rob hotness all around in a tux...in a polo...with wet hair! for gods sake...whats left...ummm lets see... oh yeah rob taking a swim at the beach in cannes...yeah that will be the end of me
OME, they actually have the clock tower decked out for St. Marcus day! That was the only thing wrong with Volterra - the clock was just in the wall of a building, not in a tower, but they solved that problem. Let's hope everything else is as accurate!
Sandra, if we get only a glimpse of Rob's glitter-glue belly hair this time around, I'm hog-tying Chris and Catherine and especially Melissa together and pummelling them with Twi-books until they stay true to the story. Which entails Edward's naked torso. Several times.
Actually, I think they should take poetic license with one thing: in the palazzo scene, they should have Edward step out into the light in slo-mo for just a nano-second...long enough for us all to see him all glitter-pretty-vampy-perfect...and then have Bella slam into him, blocking him from view of the clueless revelers in the square.
I actually have very precise ideas about how that whole scene should be shot for maximum effect. If the movie isn't as good as what's in my head, I'll be disappointed.
Suz, ICAM. We need that pic untagged, stat. My avi is crying out to have the white letters removed from the Pattinson family jewels. (Glad to see you've quasi-recovered from seeing the large version!)
Notice how there is a direct correlation between Rob's increasingly dour expression and the lack of hoodiewoobie? Coincidence? I think not.
Leann - where did you get that photo?! When I first saw it, I thought he was lifting his leg, as on a fire hydrant and thought "when in Rome..." (I have no idea what the toilet facilities are like in Cannes these days, but I imagine there are long lines at all of them.) Whatever he's doing I must have him or I will go mad, mad do you hear?
Damn I knew I should've gotten a subscription sooner. It's in the mail tomorrow. A quick hi to you all. Have to go make dinner for the DH but had to come here for a peak. lol you all kill me. 30 mins. later just had to post. KK- Now who's avi rocks! Love the hand porn.I couldn't take my eyes off of them gripping the microphone. Will hopefully pop back in later. (Waves!)
LOL Diane! No, he is not lifting his leg. He is, for some reason, standing quite spread-eagled. I think he must be walking or moving to the side and the photogs just happened to snap it. I think I got it off of Getty Images (hence Tag-o-rama.)
I'll send you the large version, but beware, it nearly did Dr. Suz in last night.
Dr. Suz...in my room, on a broom. On the stair, with mad-sex hair. On the river, makes me quiver. On the floor, give me more!
A/LA, we just got stoopid per usual last night on one of these threads. I was drunk and getting a cold...I was just being retarded. And killing people with spread-eagle Rob. I just tried to send it to you but no email on your profile! You'll have to check Suz's blog! :)
I love Suz's blog! Yeah, I've been thinking the hair looks a little trimmed, too. The boy had to look respectable for Cannes. He did rock the scruff though, thank God! I really miss his longer hair. Not super-long, just SexDrive, Rome, Mexico long. That's my favorite length for Rob.
However, when I see Robward in NM, I am quite positive I will have no complaints whatsoever.
Why, what an idea, Leann! I surely would not presume to say who those "others" should be, but now that you mention it *bats lashes innocently* if you insist I go first I hate to deny you anything. Especially after the great fire hydrant picture. I appreciate your patience while I take my turn, which BTW is scheduled to end shortly after Hell freezes over.
Actually, my lips are big and soft. Reason #whatever why I love the RP is that he has full lips. If you are born with 'em, try kissing a guy with thin slivers for lips. It's never right. I need something to grab on to, and Rob's got it.
A/LA, I so hear you on that one! I have kissed thin-lipped guys...it's just not fun. Rob has gorgeous lips. Oh, I really cannot think about this lip-sucking thing any longer.
bsht. that bodyguard don't scare me. I can take him. You just throw a raw stake in the opposite direction of Rob and he'll take off faster than Marmaduke.
Dang, foiled again! Nobody expects SMBG (or was that the Spanish Inquisition?). If you must whisk him away, don't forget his hoodiewoobie *sniff* so he doesn't catch cold, and his Teddy Bear Leash so he doesn't get lost and his shiteous Nikes that give him the superpower to clear out an airport security line with one whiff, and... and... I can't go on.
LMAO Leann i will help you hog tie them all, but can i throw other books instead of my twilight books? Must see half Naked Rob....must see half Naked Rob
Yvonne, what a good idea for the next Frankenrob - hokey-pokey style. We could put his left hand in, etc. We've got a perfect one for his head somewhere - the one where he's inexplicably head-butting Kristen's tummy.
Leann, thank you darlin', those are beautiful pictures. I am probably the only one, but as stunning as Rob looks in a tux, I still prefer dirty Rob. Old clothes, scruff, smelling of cigs (at least that's what he smells like in my head...) mmmm...the kind of guy you could grab a beer with and just sit and talk. I hate dressing up.
Shirtless...yes WinWin, we're still anticipating Shirtless Robward next week! And enjoying some lip porn. Although I can't stop with the spread-eagle porn, or how about a little finger/hair porn?
I like Dirty Rob, too, Yvonne. In more ways than one. I mean, my fave Rob is RomeRob from last year...downright animalistic, he's so unwashed and hairy. *dies quietly considering it*
And yet I still die at the sight of Robward, all pale and elegant, like a gorgeous Greek statue. I mean, seriously, the first time NM Edward pics were posted on Lainey's site in March, I nearly had heart failure. I will never stop being amazed at how Rob literally transforms into Edward. It's almost eerie. And damn, that Edward is beautiful.
Hello ladies! Took me 10 minutes to get thru the thread....the dirty Dr. Seuss just keeps getting better!
Must say, my favourite Robhit so far this week is an interview with him on the beach. Robsessed has a cut version, but Suz's blog has the longer one....OMG, I don't know how many times I've watched that today...he even makes the word "stupid" sound sexy coming out of his oh-so-lovely mouth....
Leann, I could not agree more. Each character has a quality that I adore. I am totally in love with Daniel (BMH) and Edward, well...'nuff said. But RomeRob is my absolute FAVORITE too. Perfection. Epitome of perfection. Someone here said it looked like he got shagged in the limo on the way...oh man...yup, too die for. I just think that tiny bit of chest hair sticking out, and the scruff has such a "fuck it" attitude. I need to stop right there.
A/LA, I think NM Edward is leaps and bounds better than Twi-Edward. Less-sculpted eyebrows, for one thing! He looks...softer, somehow. Less harsh. Although I know Rob wants Ed to be scarier and darker, so I'll reserve judgment until I see the performance.
Lovethelips, my fave part of this whole week is the interview, too! If he were that ungodly gorgeous and an ass, I wouldn't care a fig about him. It's all the warmth and humility and silliness and candor that keeps me hooked on Rob. That interview was almost a relief...like, "whew, the Rob we know and love is still intact!" I don't think he'll ever fully be changed by fame. His BS detector is set too high, thank God.
Leann - My SIL were just talking about that yesterday...it's not just his looks - he's so endearing...I feel the same way - if he came off as an arrogant ass, full of himself or just an overall jerk, his looks couldn't hold me. Yup, the beach interview is now my all time fave...he's so relaxed, humble and of course spectacularly beautiful!!!
He's so self-deprecating, which is endearing, but at the same time, makes me wonder if he has really low self esteem (probably residual from his teen years?).
He definitely has grown into his look. When you see behind the scenes stuff from his Cedric Diggory days, he was kind of geeky...definitely not in an adorkable way....Now that he's ahem...manly...he's delicious!
I don't know why I haven't been to Suz's blog before....huh! I guess I don't take enough advantage of all the perks of being surrounded by such witty and clever women. Any one else with a blog ouot there?
LovetheLips-- yes!! I have definitely thought he grew into his looks. When I saw him as Cedric, I thought, "this is he guy they cast for the hottest dude in school?" I pictured someone less gangly, I guess.
But his face did change even from Twilight. His features became stronger and he's just so incredibly handsome now.
Lots of votes for RomeRob, but Paris Rob will always be tops because that photocall is where I got hit hard by this attraction.
Robnetic pull very strong to A/L.A. in Paris. Very.
I remember googling images of Rob last fall, once I'd seen the Twilight trailer. I was with my SIL and the first pic we saw (I don't even remember which one it was now) I thought "This guy only looks good as Edward...he looks like he's homeless and has been out on a 3 day bender!!" But then...the Robnetic pull began...the interviews, the "moving, talking Rob" is what got me hooked. Now I see those pics of him looking like he's been on a bender and all i think is "OMG - I want to f*** that!!!"
Mechevpao, thanks for posting that link!!! I am dying for him, he looks like he wants a hole to open in the floor below him and swallow him up. Awwwwwwww!!!!!
He is too cute in that video.. he said to star the auction with $5... awww sweatheart you don´t know how much you are worth... not even close to $40000.. he is priceless!!! He moved through the stage so nervous!!
Anyone watch E! News at night...I noticed that they are calling him Robbie Pattz every night. I could scream, it's so stupid. And when they report anything on him, it drives me crazy. It's like they really have no clue about him...they sound so ignorant.
I'm getting the impression here and there from bits I've seen @ Cannes that a lot of people regard him as merely the latest Squee and nothing more than that, and it's bumming me out. I really want him to be able to have a fair chance with some of the directors in Cannes. I hope they are open to his work. Reporters are definitely just out for a stupid headline.
Really A? I don´t know how busyness people are treating him, it seems he had success in the deals he went to treat there, many reports confirmed his next projects and announced how many people were eager to buy New Moon and Remember me in a midst of a festival that was holding back because of bad economy all around ... and the coverage on him had been crazy
• Le Gran Journal: - asking mostly about his fame - dark haired dude imying other vampire movie was better than Twilight to his face - lame hostess asking for a kiss with stupid plastic fangs
• Every reporter focusing on the screaming/his fame and his work as an afterthought
• Using him to auction off a kiss - but other actors auction off stuff?
Yes, Mech, but weren't the confirmed movies deals that were made before Cannes?
I'm just wondering, because of the things I listed are the things I have seen, and it was bothering me. If I hear that because of Cannes some respectable directors want to work with him, then good!!
ALA ~ i heard Le Gran was not a show with really "serious" discussion. Sure didn't seem it to me. Also, the reporters will always focus on what's the most obvious at the moment...look at Brangelina for instance....it's always about their being a pair...boring. And i suppose "desired" items were needed to raise money, and let's face it, a kiss from Rob was a no-brainer.
LA, that's just your protective nature coming out. Happens to me all the time when I think someone is fucking with Rob. I was sick when I saw that video from the airport. I wanted to kill all of those papz.
Good question, crazy- do you need to be "invited" to Cannes or does your movie studio send you because you're the face that gets the most attention? I dunno how it works, but, then again, Paris Hilton and Phoebe Price were @ Cannes. ???
And please do not think that i am in some way trying to say that that's all Rob is good for-- no way. But from the videos I've been watching this week, it seems like people are reacting to him because of the hype. I want to be proven otherwise, for sure.
Yeah, I'm on FB, but I must admit I'm not very good at it. It confuses me. And I personally don't care when people are washing thier hair or putting their kids down for a nap. Seems like theres a lot of comments like that on FB. It's much more fun here. BUT, it is a cool way to share photos, etc.
Interesting points A.. Ohh well what we saw in Le grand journal I expected.. that show is pretty bad.. I don´t know why he auctioned a kiss, and I´m not sure if other actors there auctioned their own stuff, the only one I heard autioned something from himself was Bill Clinton; the point is too reace money for a good cause, so I think he wasn´t wrong audictioning whatever.
ALA ~ i am sure they are reacting because of the hype. That's the way Hollywood works, but we know there is way more behind the hype. Some folks out there may just not realize it yet...
good point about Paris H. maybe no invites are needed :/
A/LA, I think you're partly right about Rob not being taken seriously on some level. However, I think that's okay at this point. He has yet to really prove himself, and he has to earn the respect of the Hollywood "elite." I'm certain there's a jaded attitude toward the type of hype that surrounds Rob, even as the bigwigs realize that that very hype makes Rob a possible moneymaker for them. I think there is serious interest in him as a box office draw, but he will have to earn serious interest for being known as a great actor, and that will just take time and more movie roles.
Right now, this is good exposure for Rob and a great chance to make the right kinds of contacts for good distribution of his current projects, as well as future jobs. I'm sure he knew he'd have to put up with a lot of glad-handing and even some downright condescension. Knowing how Rob picks on himself, he's probably pleasantly surprised when someone else actually sees him as worthwhile. (One of the reasons I heart him so!!!)
Mech, thank for the link...LOVE watching embarrassed Rob unable to even look in the audience while people were bidding to kiss him. I would have died too. Died to kiss him, that is!
TS~ mastah?? LOL! Have you seen my FB recently? no pics, no nothing! i gotta do some work there...let's see...Robsess or fi my FB.......duh. ;) p.s. i luv ya
aaahhh hell yeah! new moon goodies already :)
ReplyDeletecan't wait!
I just really, really, really can't wait for those stupid MTV Movie Awards to get here already.
ReplyDeleteLike really really really. Can't wait.
I am sick, I can't get creative anymore! Just gimme my Twi-crack and my Rob-crack already. (There's been some gooood RobCrack this week! Thanks Goz and Dani!)
The other thing I'm really, really, really waiting for is those damned paps and crazy Twi-stalkers that we revile actually using their super-magna-scopic telephoto lenses to get shots of SHIRTLESS ROB NEXT WEEK SHOOTING THE CLOCKTOWER SCENES. I think I can deal with the guilt of looking at those pics, no matter who manages to get them.
ReplyDeleteI am trying to imagine the pandemonium that will ensue here on Robsessed, but I'm not sure I can. Then again, we may all drop like flies and be unable to speak altogether.
Ah, I see Bella still has her formal wear style still in check: fancy dress + sneakers.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what scene that is with Kristen on the floor..
ReplyDeleteLOL Leann... we're going to have to put a baby leash on you to keep you down!
ReplyDeleteAllison- I was thinking it is when Bella gets accidentally pushed into the glass table @ her party at the Cullen house.
ReplyDeleteWe can borrow a baby leash from Clare Pattinson who isn't using hers anymore although maybe she should.
ReplyDeleteGreat idea, Diane!
ReplyDeleteLeann, do you like teddy bears? The BabyPattzLeash® has a teddy bear on it.
If Rob needs a leash, I'm holding the other end. ;)
Leann - I'm sorry you're sick, but I'm sure if you get a glance at that shirtless pic you will be instantly cured. And probably able to play the piano again even if you never could before.
ReplyDeleteA/L.A. - Before you grab that leash, TomStu called. It's his turn to wear your avatar's shirt.
Puh-leeeez...you all telling me I need a leash...pot calls kettle black!
ReplyDeleteAs if a fergin' baby leash would hold me back. Maybe if it were made of steel!
I actually did know how to play piano once...took lessons for 10 years. I could never just sit and noodle by ear the way Rob can though. More proof Rob is from Planet Perfect. Even though he claims to not know how to 'play perfect'...don't worry, Rob, you don't have to act! Just be yourself.
Preferably half-naked on a palazzo in the brilliant mid-day sun. I'll make popcorn and stay the day for that show.
hahahaa, snap!
ReplyDeleteonly half-naked, Leann?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of SHIRTLESS ROB....do you think the directer would have Rob step out into the sunlight with just his shirt "unbuttoned"...do you think they would be that mean to us?
ReplyDeleteAs for buying a kiss....i could knock off a bank or two and fly to Italy for my (lick chest) kiss
Edward is Fucking Delicious.
ReplyDeleteTruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaT!
My avatar changed shirts -->
ReplyDeleteThe other naked half is for me, me, me. I call dibbs. This is getting eerie, Leann. I too took piano for 10 years (4 to 14). My father played by ear, and we all hoped I'd inherited his talent. We were all wrong, so wrong. And not the kind of wrong that feels like it's dirty.
ReplyDeleteRobward had better be half-nekkid, goldarnit!
ReplyDeleteAnd standing in this doorway (which he will most assuredly be:)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_M21-q1qmSDo/ShWuRCjUOoI/AAAAAAAACao/bfJK4nTcnNk/s1600-h/stmarcus.jpg
Your avatar is wise beyond his years A/L.A. Did he hide the green plaid shirt the same place as the hoodiewoobie?
ReplyDeleteseriously why does all the good stuff come out when im in the middle of my finals??????????????
ReplyDeletesheesh...i cant get off the frickin computer...everytime i refresh thres new goodies...and not goodies... like oh look a zoomed in weird angle blurry pap picture of rob standing in the street...oh noooo...i mean goodies as in NEW MOON PICTURES and rob hotness all around in a tux...in a polo...with wet hair! for gods sake...whats left...ummm lets see...
oh yeah rob taking a swim at the beach in cannes...yeah that will be the end of me
OME, they actually have the clock tower decked out for St. Marcus day! That was the only thing wrong with Volterra - the clock was just in the wall of a building, not in a tower, but they solved that problem. Let's hope everything else is as accurate!
ReplyDeleteSandra, if we get only a glimpse of Rob's glitter-glue belly hair this time around, I'm hog-tying Chris and Catherine and especially Melissa together and pummelling them with Twi-books until they stay true to the story. Which entails Edward's naked torso. Several times.
ReplyDeleteActually, I think they should take poetic license with one thing: in the palazzo scene, they should have Edward step out into the light in slo-mo for just a nano-second...long enough for us all to see him all glitter-pretty-vampy-perfect...and then have Bella slam into him, blocking him from view of the clueless revelers in the square.
I actually have very precise ideas about how that whole scene should be shot for maximum effect. If the movie isn't as good as what's in my head, I'll be disappointed.
Diane - Mwahhahahaha!! The hoodiewoobie is being clutched in Rob's fingers at night along with the blue/green plaid shirt...
ReplyDeletePsssst Leann
ReplyDeleteI PUFFY HEAR YOU SOOO MUCH
That pic is still fucking killing me dead.
Mission: Must get untagged HQ Version
I pray you are right, KK. The hoodiewoobie has been conspicuously absent the last couple of days. I tremble for its belovedness.
ReplyDeleteSuz, ICAM. We need that pic untagged, stat. My avi is crying out to have the white letters removed from the Pattinson family jewels. (Glad to see you've quasi-recovered from seeing the large version!)
ReplyDeleteNotice how there is a direct correlation between Rob's increasingly dour expression and the lack of hoodiewoobie? Coincidence? I think not.
Leann - where did you get that photo?! When I first saw it, I thought he was lifting his leg, as on a fire hydrant and thought "when in Rome..." (I have no idea what the toilet facilities are like in Cannes these days, but I imagine there are long lines at all of them.) Whatever he's doing I must have him or I will go mad, mad do you hear?
ReplyDeleteDamn I knew I should've gotten a subscription sooner. It's in the mail tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteA quick hi to you all. Have to go make dinner for the DH but had to come here for a peak.
lol you all kill me. 30 mins. later just had to post.
KK- Now who's avi rocks! Love the hand porn.I couldn't take my eyes off of them gripping the microphone.
Will hopefully pop back in later.
(Waves!)
Leann, I hope you don't mind, but I used it on my blog, giving you full credit for killing me, of course.
ReplyDeletePUFFY HEART... YOU, gurl
ahhhh, checking mail right now!!!
ReplyDeleteI heard the song "Stand and Deliver" in my head when I first saw Leann's avatar. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh he can stand...
ReplyDeleteand I'll Deliver...
(is that wrong?)
LOL Diane! No, he is not lifting his leg. He is, for some reason, standing quite spread-eagled. I think he must be walking or moving to the side and the photogs just happened to snap it. I think I got it off of Getty Images (hence Tag-o-rama.)
ReplyDeleteI'll send you the large version, but beware, it nearly did Dr. Suz in last night.
Dr. Suz...in my room, on a broom. On the stair, with mad-sex hair. On the river, makes me quiver. On the floor, give me more!
Oh, I could "do" Dirty Dr. Suess all day.
Yes, and deliciously dirrrrty too.
ReplyDeleteSUZ, OUR MINDS ARE VERY SIMILAR...
ReplyDeleteOooh, can you do it wrong and dirty? Can you do it with no shirty?
ReplyDeleteA/LA and Suz...I puffy heart you, too!
ReplyDeleteLike I said before...I don't know what Rob's doin' in this pic, but he can come over and do it at my place any time he likes.
A./L.A.
ReplyDeleteAre you thinking what I am thinking looking at your Avi?
Suz <----would sooooo wreck that
(hmmm is that wrong?)
Similar Suz... I would just grab the corduroy collar and.... (insert fave FF scene here)
ReplyDeleteDiane, check your gmail. :)
ReplyDeleteGosh, I can't remember last night's Dr. Suesses...but they were good ones!
I think I liked the, "in a tuxedo, near a BG named Guido" the best.
"dirty"..."shirty"...is that how you got your degree?
ReplyDelete>:D
That is a good one! I'm off to check for hawtness in my email.
ReplyDelete? what'd I miss yesterday?
ReplyDeleteNah, had to rhyme it en francais. Thank you, Santa!! I don't know what he's going, I don't care what he's doing, just as long as he keeps doing.
ReplyDeleteA/LA, we just got stoopid per usual last night on one of these threads. I was drunk and getting a cold...I was just being retarded. And killing people with spread-eagle Rob. I just tried to send it to you but no email on your profile! You'll have to check Suz's blog! :)
ReplyDeleteThat made no sense at all and I blame it entirely on Rob via Leann.
ReplyDeleteFound Suz's blog... how' I miss these wet hair pics? And.. did he get a little haircut?
ReplyDeleteI love Suz's blog! Yeah, I've been thinking the hair looks a little trimmed, too. The boy had to look respectable for Cannes. He did rock the scruff though, thank God! I really miss his longer hair. Not super-long, just SexDrive, Rome, Mexico long. That's my favorite length for Rob.
ReplyDeleteHowever, when I see Robward in NM, I am quite positive I will have no complaints whatsoever.
Had to change avi --->
ReplyDeletebecause ChinScarRob sucking his lip is too goooooood!!!!!
He's too big a star to suck his own lip now, that should be up to others.
ReplyDeleteDoes the line form behind you, Diane, or you, A/LA?
ReplyDeleteNormally I wouldn't want sloppy seconds, but in this case I might make an exception. ;)
First in line, 'cause I'm pushy.
ReplyDeleteWhy, what an idea, Leann! I surely would not presume to say who those "others" should be, but now that you mention it *bats lashes innocently* if you insist I go first I hate to deny you anything. Especially after the great fire hydrant picture. I appreciate your patience while I take my turn, which BTW is scheduled to end shortly after Hell freezes over.
ReplyDeleteOH for the love of all that's Robly. You'll leave the boy's lips more destroyed than a doggie chew toy.
ReplyDeleteNow step aside and let me show you how it's done! *pushes Diane and A/LA out of the way*
Diane: push:)
ReplyDeleteActually, my lips are big and soft. Reason #whatever why I love the RP is that he has full lips. If you are born with 'em, try kissing a guy with thin slivers for lips. It's never right. I need something to grab on to, and Rob's got it.
ReplyDelete:D
I am the victim of La Push, Baby!
ReplyDeleteDiane is on a roll tonight!
ReplyDeleteBut I dream of being on a bagel.
ReplyDeleteA/LA, I so hear you on that one! I have kissed thin-lipped guys...it's just not fun. Rob has gorgeous lips. Oh, I really cannot think about this lip-sucking thing any longer.
ReplyDeleteOK Diane, I'll go if you stop saying that.
Now you've fuking done it..
ReplyDeleteHere comes SuperMassiveBodyGuard
And whilst he is dealing with you bitches...
I will whisk the boy away to infinity and beyond...........
bsht. that bodyguard don't scare me. I can take him. You just throw a raw stake in the opposite direction of Rob and he'll take off faster than Marmaduke.
ReplyDeletesteak. I must have had vampires on the brain.
ReplyDeleteOn a roll, with a pole!
ReplyDeleteIn a tent, 'til I'm spent!
In a fountain, moving mountains!
On the table, willing and able!
Filled with lust, in Rob we trust!
(guess what else rhymes with those last two...)
And I'm not even on cold meds!
The pic of "Bella and Edward". Hot dayum! Can't wait for the movie!!!
ReplyDeleteuh, Leann, typo. I'm sure you meant thrust.
ReplyDeleteDang, foiled again! Nobody expects SMBG (or was that the Spanish Inquisition?). If you must whisk him away, don't forget his hoodiewoobie *sniff* so he doesn't catch cold, and his Teddy Bear Leash so he doesn't get lost and his shiteous Nikes that give him the superpower to clear out an airport security line with one whiff, and... and... I can't go on.
ReplyDeleteTee-hee: stake/steak, trust/thrust.
ReplyDeleteYvonne is lost. Someone light a signal fire.
ReplyDeleteGot a call...back later, save some thrusts for me! Wait...no...those are all mine! Back off, beeeyotcches!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO @ LA....I'm here!
ReplyDeleteBut on the bright side, Leann has just been appointed Poet Laureate of Robland without the help of OTC drugs.
ReplyDelete(said in Vincent Price-esque voice)Thanks for bringing those lips into our den of iniquity, Yvonne. They are most welcome here.
ReplyDeleteLeann, how did I not know you were such a poet?
ReplyDeleteLA, my, my , you are clever with the links to Iggy and her daughter! How the hell did u know that?
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemuwahahahahahahaaaaaa
It's a den of something...sin, lust,impure thoughts, crazed women...
ReplyDelete(that is a reference to HeatVision and Jack, btw)
ReplyDeleteLA, you truly are one frightening little monster!
ReplyDeleteNot that there's anything wrong with that.
ReplyDelete.....and I dont know what HeatVison and Jack is....?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWXe4CKKf9o
ReplyDelete(I have the entire episode, BTW, because my friend worked on the show.)
LMAO Leann i will help you hog tie them all, but can i throw other books instead of my twilight books? Must see half Naked Rob....must see half Naked Rob
ReplyDeleteBrought back the Precious Pucker, Yvonne, so my lips could meet your lips. That is not at all what I meant.
ReplyDeleteoooooh, lots of pucker porn here tonight!
ReplyDeleteDiane! LOL
ReplyDeleteIt will be "lip" avatars this evening in honor of Rob's $40,000 kiss!
ReplyDeleteNobody can bring the Pucker Porn like our Robbie.
ReplyDeletehand porn, mole porn (SUZ), jaw porn....
ReplyDeleteIt's a pornacopia of Robiliciousness.
ReplyDeletePornapalooza , Robapalooza :)
ReplyDeleteand don't forget PornSeussian Poetry
ReplyDeleteTestify, sister!
ReplyDeletePopSugar is doing a Caption It... how did I not recognize this was Sharon Stone?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.popsugar.com/3179022
Uh, cause she's had work done and done really badly?
ReplyDeletesrsly!
ReplyDeleteHey if you kinds scroll up and down this page, the avatars make a mini-animation of Rob pouting. We made a Pout Porno!
ReplyDeleteAre you srsly gonna make me change my avi? And why are we looking at Sharon Stone, unless she is for some heinous reason attached to Rob's lips??
ReplyDeleteMove along, Sharon. Nothing to see here.
ReplyDeleteSharon Stone? Good lord woman, what have you done to yourself?(and BTW, don't make that face anymore, just sayin')
ReplyDeleteDude, I recognize Carine Roitfeld and not Sharon Stone. that's kraazeee.
ReplyDeletepout porn ;)
ReplyDeletehey Leann, at least Crazy's not here forcing us into another FrankenRob!
ReplyDeleteDiane, was that your anon comment? LOL
ReplyDeleteAnd I love your avi..."the Eagle has landed" that would be SPREAD EAGLE
ReplyDeleteA/LA You're accusing me of leaving such a snarky comment? I'm outraged, I'm insulted, and you're very, very good.
ReplyDeleteI LOLZd for like, ever.
ReplyDeleteThe mini-animation is even better with Leann's avatar. Pucker, pucker, kick, pucker . . .
ReplyDeleteIt's the choreography for our MiniRob Can-Can Revue
ReplyDeleteuh oh, I feel The Hokey Pokey coming on...
ReplyDeleteOOo-la-la, how very French!
ReplyDeleteYvonne, what a good idea for the next Frankenrob - hokey-pokey style. We could put his left hand in, etc. We've got a perfect one for his head somewhere - the one where he's inexplicably head-butting Kristen's tummy.
ReplyDeleteGah, had another phone call! And now I must shower because I cannot breathe at all. Not even a little. If I didn't have a mouth, I'd be dead.
ReplyDeleteNo, not another FrankenRob! lol
Yvonne, you wanna see spread-eagle Rob up close? I'm the crack pusher with this one. It's just so...suggestive.
Hello how are you?
ReplyDeleteI was talking by my self in the other thread hehee
What is the topic tonight?
Oops, Yvonne's email is hidden. Guess you'll have to go check out Suz's blog! Or Getty Images.
ReplyDeleteWait, here it is.
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/87876731/AFP?axd=DetailPaging.Generic|1&axs=0|87879642%2c87879636%2c87879632%2c87877653%2c87877628%2c87876731%2c87876525%2c87876506%2c87876295%2c87876262%2c87876168%2c87875492%2c87875283%2c87875233%2c87875216%2c87875199%2c87874738%2c87874720%2c87874690%2c87874654%2c87874653%2c87874478%2c87874176%2c87874155%2c87874152%2c87874091%2c87874066%2c87873777%2c87873687%2c87873683%2c87873489%2c87873483%2c87873432%2c87872221%2c87871914%2c87871891%2c87871886%2c87871880%2c87871871%2c87871767%2c87871738%2c87871699%2c87871663%2c87871658%2c87871632%2c87871600%2c87871595%2c87871557%2c87871550%2c87891144%2c87891136%2c87884725%2c87879354%2c87869105%2c87852451%2c87850844%2c87846874%2c87846870%2c87846849%2c87846382|60
WTF dude!
Mech, le topique is Rob's pout (and porn)
ReplyDeleteon noooo, i left for a minute, trying to get the kids to bed! lemme go see what I missed...
ReplyDeletenew contribution ->
ReplyDeleteOMG... Rob's pout??
ReplyDeletelegs failing just thinking about that...
Any scientific conclusion about it?
Leann, copy and paste that whole thing?
ReplyDeleteIt's pornorific! (scientific term)
ReplyDeletenice one LA, tongue porn.
ReplyDeleteWell, here's the whole Getty page...then you can click on the pic.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?contractUrl=2&language=en-US&family=editorial&assetType=image&ep=3&ebd=2009-05-19&p=Pattinson&src=standard#2
LA! Trying to kill us with the avis, I see.
hi girls, what's the topic. I see the word SHIRTLESS. AAGH!!! Dare I enter.....
ReplyDeleteleann, your avatar is killing me softly....smooch to you!
ReplyDeleteI was reading some posts above..
ReplyDeleteA, I couldn´t recognize that was sharon stone neither...
Too much surgery.. maybe¨?
I lurrrrve it when he sticks out his tongue.
ReplyDeleteLeann, thank you darlin', those are beautiful pictures. I am probably the only one, but as stunning as Rob looks in a tux, I still prefer dirty Rob. Old clothes, scruff, smelling of cigs (at least that's what he smells like in my head...) mmmm...the kind of guy you could grab a beer with and just sit and talk. I hate dressing up.
ReplyDeleteShirtless...yes WinWin, we're still anticipating Shirtless Robward next week! And enjoying some lip porn. Although I can't stop with the spread-eagle porn, or how about a little finger/hair porn?
ReplyDeletewin, yup, shirtless Rob in Italy next week....Leann thinks we need to make sure we get our hands on some pics taken with crazy telescopic lenses...
ReplyDeleteLeann, looks like we were typing at the same time :) LOL
ReplyDeleteI like Dirty Rob, too, Yvonne. In more ways than one. I mean, my fave Rob is RomeRob from last year...downright animalistic, he's so unwashed and hairy. *dies quietly considering it*
ReplyDeleteAnd yet I still die at the sight of Robward, all pale and elegant, like a gorgeous Greek statue. I mean, seriously, the first time NM Edward pics were posted on Lainey's site in March, I nearly had heart failure. I will never stop being amazed at how Rob literally transforms into Edward. It's almost eerie. And damn, that Edward is beautiful.
Hello ladies! Took me 10 minutes to get thru the thread....the dirty Dr. Seuss just keeps getting better!
ReplyDeleteMust say, my favourite Robhit so far this week is an interview with him on the beach. Robsessed has a cut version, but Suz's blog has the longer one....OMG, I don't know how many times I've watched that today...he even makes the word "stupid" sound sexy coming out of his oh-so-lovely mouth....
No way, Yvonne, I much prefer scruffy rocker Rob than Mr. Tux. I'm not that into Robward, either (though he looks better in NM from what I have seen).
ReplyDeleteMech-- maybe so! But what do I know. She looks good, but.. different.
ReplyDeleteLeann, I could not agree more. Each character has a quality that I adore. I am totally in love with Daniel (BMH) and Edward, well...'nuff said. But RomeRob is my absolute FAVORITE too. Perfection. Epitome of perfection. Someone here said it looked like he got shagged in the limo on the way...oh man...yup, too die for. I just think that tiny bit of chest hair sticking out, and the scruff has such a "fuck it" attitude. I need to stop right there.
ReplyDeleteParisRob! ParisRob!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree, I prefer scruffy Rob.. the suits look fantastic on him, but all the scruffiness make him really sexy
ReplyDeleteA/LA, I think NM Edward is leaps and bounds better than Twi-Edward. Less-sculpted eyebrows, for one thing! He looks...softer, somehow. Less harsh. Although I know Rob wants Ed to be scarier and darker, so I'll reserve judgment until I see the performance.
ReplyDeleteLovethelips, my fave part of this whole week is the interview, too! If he were that ungodly gorgeous and an ass, I wouldn't care a fig about him. It's all the warmth and humility and silliness and candor that keeps me hooked on Rob. That interview was almost a relief...like, "whew, the Rob we know and love is still intact!" I don't think he'll ever fully be changed by fame. His BS detector is set too high, thank God.
Ohhh Yvonne, you mentioned RobRome and shag on the limo.... grrrr yesssss by the way he looked, it could been a possibility hahaha
ReplyDeleteGotta go for a bit...be back in a few!
ReplyDeleteLeann - My SIL were just talking about that yesterday...it's not just his looks - he's so endearing...I feel the same way - if he came off as an arrogant ass, full of himself or just an overall jerk, his looks couldn't hold me. Yup, the beach interview is now my all time fave...he's so relaxed, humble and of course spectacularly beautiful!!!
ReplyDeleteI have to say I do prefer RomeRob the best as far as overall look.....zo zexy
ReplyDeleteHe's so self-deprecating, which is endearing, but at the same time, makes me wonder if he has really low self esteem (probably residual from his teen years?).
ReplyDeleteI just wanna give him a hug. (etc. etc. etc.)
where can i find the beach interview? C'mon, I know there's a Robcrack dealer out there somewhere!
ReplyDeleteyeah, I get the same feeling, like a little low sef esteem / cofidence. Makes you wonder how he can perform the way he does?
ReplyDeleteYvonne - Go to
ReplyDeletehttp://pattykakes4suz.blogspot.com/
then scroll down to the post titled "Why We Love Him Soooo"
Mech, sorry to mention Rome, limo, shag....oops. I know, it's like opening Pandora's Box...can't.breathe.
ReplyDeleteHe definitely has grown into his look. When you see behind the scenes stuff from his Cedric Diggory days, he was kind of geeky...definitely not in an adorkable way....Now that he's ahem...manly...he's delicious!
ReplyDeleteLove, thank you for the crack!
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I haven't been to Suz's blog before....huh! I guess I don't take enough advantage of all the perks of being surrounded by such witty and clever women. Any one else with a blog ouot there?
ReplyDeleteET video of the event today
ReplyDeletehttp://www.etonline.com/news/2009/05/74506/
LovetheLips-- yes!! I have definitely thought he grew into his looks. When I saw him as Cedric, I thought, "this is he guy they cast for the hottest dude in school?" I pictured someone less gangly, I guess.
ReplyDeleteBut his face did change even from Twilight. His features became stronger and he's just so incredibly handsome now.
Lots of votes for RomeRob, but Paris Rob will always be tops because that photocall is where I got hit hard by this attraction.
Robnetic pull very strong to A/L.A. in Paris. Very.
Ohh and his facial features will grow till his 25 years old, the bone structure will be defined by that age, so he still has 2 years to grow...
ReplyDeleteDid you see the video on ET page?? he is so nervous while every body is talking hahaha... so cute
I remember googling images of Rob last fall, once I'd seen the Twilight trailer. I was with my SIL and the first pic we saw (I don't even remember which one it was now) I thought "This guy only looks good as Edward...he looks like he's homeless and has been out on a 3 day bender!!" But then...the Robnetic pull began...the interviews, the "moving, talking Rob" is what got me hooked. Now I see those pics of him looking like he's been on a bender and all i think is "OMG - I want to f*** that!!!"
ReplyDeleteMechevpao, thanks for posting that link!!! I am dying for him, he looks like he wants a hole to open in the floor below him and swallow him up. Awwwwwwww!!!!!
ReplyDeleteY~ hey i heard that!!
ReplyDeleteOH NO!!! AHHHH! SO busted!
ReplyDeleteHow the hell did you do that crazy? I <3 you!
Mech - just watched the video...he is such a sweetie pie...and Sharon got two kisses for free!!
ReplyDeleteHe is too cute in that video.. he said to star the auction with $5... awww sweatheart you don´t know how much you are worth... not even close to $40000.. he is priceless!!!
ReplyDeleteHe moved through the stage so nervous!!
leann: I left you a comment on another thread that I found the untagged spread eagle rob! shall I email you?
ReplyDeletemech, thnx for the et vid, poor bb is so embarassed...
ReplyDeletesharon stone looks better in anime, still photos, not so much. But a good cause...good for her.
ReplyDeleteAnyone watch E! News at night...I noticed that they are calling him Robbie Pattz every night. I could scream, it's so stupid. And when they report anything on him, it drives me crazy. It's like they really have no clue about him...they sound so ignorant.
ReplyDeletehey Yvonne! I heard that! ;)
ReplyDeleteoops repeating myself again...hi girls
ReplyDeletey~ so it wasn't "good for you?" ha ha
crazy, anything Rob realted is good for me! How u been bb? I've missed u!
ReplyDeleteRELATED....I can't spell, too much Rob
ReplyDeleteI'm great Y! i've missed you too...i was just checking out the auction for Rob's kiss. poor guy soooo uncomfortable!!
ReplyDeleteI'm getting the impression here and there from bits I've seen @ Cannes that a lot of people regard him as merely the latest Squee and nothing more than that, and it's bumming me out. I really want him to be able to have a fair chance with some of the directors in Cannes. I hope they are open to his work. Reporters are definitely just out for a stupid headline.
ReplyDeleteALA ~ what makes you say that they feel that way about him at Cannes?
ReplyDeletewell at least Harvey Weinstein wants him, although not sure if it's because of his btalent or just popularity...probably the latter :/
ReplyDeleteholy Sh*t!
ReplyDeletethe kiss!
kyaaaaaaaa!
i can't wait 'til nov damn it!
I really think that they are taking him serious in Cannes....I don't see Efron there!
ReplyDeleteReally A? I don´t know how busyness people are treating him, it seems he had success in the deals he went to treat there, many reports confirmed his next projects and announced how many people were eager to buy New Moon and Remember me in a midst of a festival that was holding back because of bad economy all around ... and the coverage on him had been crazy
ReplyDelete• Le Gran Journal:
ReplyDelete- asking mostly about his fame
- dark haired dude imying other vampire movie was better than Twilight to his face
- lame hostess asking for a kiss with stupid plastic fangs
• Every reporter focusing on the screaming/his fame and his work as an afterthought
• Using him to auction off a kiss - but other actors auction off stuff?
crazy bb :) missed you tonssss!!!
ReplyDeletehi yvonne and a/la :)
i think if they didn't take him seriously, he wouldn't have received an invitation. he was "invited", correct? Cannes is a pretty serious event, no?
ReplyDeleteY~ do you have FB?
TS!!!!! I'm here! and at the same time as you!!! Miracles do happen, bb!
ReplyDeleteYes, Mech, but weren't the confirmed movies deals that were made before Cannes?
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering, because of the things I listed are the things I have seen, and it was bothering me. If I hear that because of Cannes some respectable directors want to work with him, then good!!
geez girls i promised myself i would take a blog break tonight... not so much apparently?
ReplyDeletecrazy,yes I have a FB...want me to e-mail you?
ReplyDeleteor you e-mail me....whichever?
ReplyDeleteHi TS! Yeah, I've been on a little break as well...but the Robnetic pull finally got me :)
ReplyDeleteALA ~ i heard Le Gran was not a show with really "serious" discussion. Sure didn't seem it to me.
ReplyDeleteAlso, the reporters will always focus on what's the most obvious at the moment...look at Brangelina for instance....it's always about their being a pair...boring. And i suppose "desired" items were needed to raise money, and let's face it, a kiss from Rob was a no-brainer.
uh oh...yvonne...you have fb too? my break was all of 3 hours...wow
ReplyDeleteLA, that's just your protective nature coming out. Happens to me all the time when I think someone is fucking with Rob. I was sick when I saw that video from the airport. I wanted to kill all of those papz.
ReplyDeleteGood question, crazy- do you need to be "invited" to Cannes or does your movie studio send you because you're the face that gets the most attention? I dunno how it works, but, then again, Paris Hilton and Phoebe Price were @ Cannes. ???
ReplyDeleteAnd please do not think that i am in some way trying to say that that's all Rob is good for-- no way. But from the videos I've been watching this week, it seems like people are reacting to him because of the hype. I want to be proven otherwise, for sure.
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ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm on FB, but I must admit I'm not very good at it. It confuses me. And I personally don't care when people are washing thier hair or putting their kids down for a nap. Seems like theres a lot of comments like that on FB. It's much more fun here. BUT, it is a cool way to share photos, etc.
ReplyDeleteask TS how much time i spend on FB...oy vey! interferes with my Robsessing!!
ReplyDeleteNOT
crazy, I will!
ReplyDeleteYvonne- my protective nature sprouted claws. ;) And they're aimed @ the media.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm done for the night. I need to chill out. (clearly). I think that auction video got under my skin.
G'nite, lovely ladies, have fun tonight!
Interesting points A..
ReplyDeleteOhh well what we saw in Le grand journal I expected.. that show is pretty bad..
I don´t know why he auctioned a kiss, and I´m not sure if other actors there auctioned their own stuff, the only one I heard autioned something from himself was Bill Clinton; the point is too reace money for a good cause, so I think he wasn´t wrong audictioning whatever.
well... we def shouldn't be friends on fb yvonne... my current comment goes something like this:
ReplyDeletewoke up at 5:57am...washed hair...kids off to school...went to work...cooked dinner...
just kidding girl ;)
and crazy is the fb mastah!
ALA ~ i am sure they are reacting because of the hype. That's the way Hollywood works, but we know there is way more behind the hype. Some folks out there may just not realize it yet...
ReplyDeletegood point about Paris H. maybe no invites are needed :/
Good night ALA! hope to "see" you again!! :)
ReplyDeletenight a/la! :)
ReplyDeleteI promise not to post when i am taking a leak, ok?
ReplyDeleteA/LA, I think you're partly right about Rob not being taken seriously on some level. However, I think that's okay at this point. He has yet to really prove himself, and he has to earn the respect of the Hollywood "elite." I'm certain there's a jaded attitude toward the type of hype that surrounds Rob, even as the bigwigs realize that that very hype makes Rob a possible moneymaker for them. I think there is serious interest in him as a box office draw, but he will have to earn serious interest for being known as a great actor, and that will just take time and more movie roles.
ReplyDeleteRight now, this is good exposure for Rob and a great chance to make the right kinds of contacts for good distribution of his current projects, as well as future jobs. I'm sure he knew he'd have to put up with a lot of glad-handing and even some downright condescension. Knowing how Rob picks on himself, he's probably pleasantly surprised when someone else actually sees him as worthwhile. (One of the reasons I heart him so!!!)
Mech, thank for the link...LOVE watching embarrassed Rob unable to even look in the audience while people were bidding to kiss him. I would have died too. Died to kiss him, that is!
TS~ mastah?? LOL! Have you seen my FB recently? no pics, no nothing! i gotta do some work there...let's see...Robsess or fi my FB.......duh. ;)
ReplyDeletep.s. i luv ya