P.S. I love a man who wears those regular white men's undies!!! OHHH, I can imagine him without his pants, just his white undies! And that black t-shirt! SEXXXXXXXYYYYY!
Srsly, peeps, my poor little Robsessed heart has taken a serious beating today...what with the pursed lips, the excessive finger and jaw porn-oh and lets not forget the happy trail of wonders.
AND then these pics. Good. Lawdy. Kill. Me. Now.
The last pic?? Fuck me. Who knew??
AND then, the blatant bicep porn...I think Rob srsly has it out for me. Am I crazy? Probably. Am I srsly Robsessed? Probably. Why in the hell am I answering my own rhetorical questions? Fuck if I know. Perhaps it was all the beer and sunshine I got today.
Poor baby looks weary - and has he lost something (hand to head shot?). He's got the travelling light thing down, so much easier with only light hand luggage, one pair of trousers is all you need for a day and half. LA people, where was he walking around on his strolls, what sort of place/streets???
It sucks to be in the Aussie time warp, you are all asleep when I get my downtime after work, and I need to go to sleep when you are just getting up.
Symptoms are brought on suddenly by such images of his holy freaking hotness flashing his undies to the paps, jaw porn, bicep action, sex hair, pursed lips, crooked smile, dangerous laugh, and self deprecating humor.
When you are caught up in such an attack...just ride it out baby and freaking enjoy it....
Ok, as much as I LOVE seeing pics of him, I feel really bad that he can't even go through security at the airport without someone trying to take his pic. I am having an angsty, feel bad, moment about it right now. (although he is gorgeous as ever)
Okay, so AT THE MOVIES crictics said Rob's performance at the begining was sheepish up against Javier's performance then it turned too flamboyant at the end. They thought the wig and the moustache stood out to much. The props should have been more apart of him. Lyons felt he just kept seeing Rob as Rob and not Dali. They also thought the Director should not have been so black and white about Dali and Lorca's relationship. But made it more ambiguous. Overall Lyons said, "SKIP IT" and Mech said "RENT IT"
You see, Kim, I think I read the word "Hippogriff", then I start thinking about HP...then Ron Weasley...and hell, its all downhill from there. Pretty soon I'm think about effing Cedric Diggory rolling around in the dirt. FUCK. I need another PBR.
I've been drinking wine all night and I'm getting a Robheadache....yeah, it's so his fault I'm drinking wine on a Sunday night...okay not really but I will blame it on him anyway since I apparently have a freaking DISEASE that Jules just gave a name to but I've had too much wine to remember!
Nice to meet you too Kim!
Yes KK, I thought since we were revealing our ages and whatnot I'd post a pic. That was taken last fall before the hideous whack-and-dye job my hairdresser gave me a couple weeks ago. Now I have this crazy layered black bob thingie. WTH.
I'm trying to figure out why, if RomeRob turns me on so much in all his unkempt and hirsute glory; does Robward, in all his trimmed, shaved and waxed perfection, ALSO make me mad with desire?
How can one man look so different? (Exhibit A, HTB and BMH Rob; Exhibit B, LA Rob) We've been over this a million times...let's discuss it again. ;)
That video had me crying I was laughing so hard! Then my dh told me to be quiet cuz he was trying to sleep. Know what I did? I turned the volume up to fucking MAX and replayed it again!!! HAHAHA!
AAHHH, not dorky, everyone looks lovely! Rob may not be so lucky since he's being "flashed" by the paps even going to the freaking airport, BUT he's lucky that all his lovely Robsessors would rather "flash" him instead.
Then she wants to fuck her way through the island on Lost!
I want to fuck my way through the New Moon cast. I would be skippin some people up, though. They got some brown baggers on the cast fo sho! HAHA (That was for you, Mel! LOL)
Um, I've got a map of Middle Earth on my wall -- right next to my close up poster of Aragorn, which is next to my close up poster of Edward ... which is covering up my poster of Captain Jack Sparrow ...
Jewels - I've got three tattoos, and I am so a girl gone wild (though, truthfully, I was born wild...breech baby, butt first, telling the world at day one to kiss my ass!!!)
Kim fucking her way thru Middle Earth goes something like this ...
Aragorn Eomire Legolas Baromire Faramire *break* Aragorn, again Eomire, again Michaelvanya Baromire, again Legolas, again Denethor -- just kidding ... *rest*
Sawyer Sayid Sawyer Desmond Sawyer Desmond Jin Jack Sawyer Richard Desmond Sawyer Richard Jack Ben ... how the fuck he'd get in there ... Richard Sawyer Sawyer Sawyer Sawyer ...
Jules luvin your avatar .... Course, now I'm thinking about that hot Star Wars fuck in The Arrangement, where Edward, dressed as Han Solo, is bending Bella, dressed as gold bikini-Leia over the couch ..... and on the last thrust, the couch moved six inches!!!
I forgot about Legolas. True confession: when I read Twilight the first time, I hadn't seen the movie, but I'd seen Rob on the Tonight Show. As I read, I kept hearing Edward with a British accent in my head. But because I didn't know Rob that well, I kept hearing Orlando Bloom's voice in my head. I read half the Twilight saga thinking "Orlando Bloom." I was very confused for awhile! lol
Yes, that was him, he played Bones I think ... Karl Urban
I fucking unicorn when towards the end of Two Towers, when all hope is lost at Helms Deep, he rides up alongside Gandalf and proclaims TO THE KING!!!!!
Okay, I know y'all love yer fanfic, but just the picture of Edward and Bella dressed up as Han and Leia doing it doggy style over the edge of a sofa is the EXACT reason I don't read fanfic!!!
*scrabbling for bottle of Brain Bleach*
*goes to lick KK's new avi, not that the last one wasn't lovely*
Kim - I use my tattoo as a screening device at the bar. When a guy comes up to me and asks, "Hey, isn't that the White Tree from Lord of the Rings?" I'm like..."Care for a drink?"
Does this Volturi consultation entail half-naked Edward writhing on the floor in front of me? If so, then punish me! Punish me!
KK, love the screening method. How has that worked?
I dunno, I find Orlando hotter in the Caribbean than Middle Earth. 'Cause he's brunet in Pirates. Always choose the brunet over the blond any day, but that's just how I roll.
Rob is an aberration...I like him best with the blond streaks like Sex Drive.
The Sex Drive pics and the Rome pics are my complete undoing!!
I think I find Orlando more enticing in LOTR becuz of that whole Elf purity thing -- I just wanna foul him soooo bad!!
But, yeah, he's hot in Pirates, especially at the end of the third one where he's Capt. of the Dutchman -- at the movies, I was like -- Holy Shit, when did he get so fucking hot??? Just wanted to lick him!
Leann - Sadly, not many guess what the tattoo is; however, most come up to me and say, "That is a fucking beautiful tattoo!" That response works just as well.
Diane, LMAO! I promised KK I would read some FF and so I will. I did read "The Cottage" last week, and I read some other short-story-porn as well. But not any long fiction with an actual plot. But I will! Honest!
g'night Jewels/Leia! I think you should keep the Leia avi. She will kick just as much ass around here as Jane.
Oh, and no Twi-tattoos. I'm done for a while. In December, I got the Emerson quote: "Be not the slave of your own past" across my lower back. It hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, so I'm good at three for now.
Oh my - I adore Viggo, I was hoping he might appear in one of the Twilight movies.
My fave LOTR viggo bit, 2 Towers when they thought he was dead, and he comes to the tower, and that scene where he just sweeps through the big castle doors to begin the business of leading that battle and becoming a king.
Viggo is so yummy and kooky, and like Rob he's an all round artist, I guess you guys know he has written poetry books and has art exhibitions?? I just love Orlando's name, it's a perfect name. I was so happy that Jackson got the casting so right for these movies, and especially that he sacked the original Aragorn.
And regarding Lost cast, I keep telling my sister to watch it just for the pretty - who cares if you can't follow the plot.
I dream of a movie with Viggo, Depp and Robert, yum, yum yummmie. Maybe they could be divine brothers, preferably something hot and mythical.
Poor honey he looks so tired in these pics and a little annoyed too. It must be irritating to have people snapping pictures at you all the time. He looks gorgeous tho! I'd love to squeeze 'the end'!!
Ok am I the only one who wants to send him a new laptop bag? I feel like I need to save him from embarrassment or something.... maybe we should rally together and leave it really inconspicuous at his hotel or something? How can he not have a PR person telling him how lame that bag is? Poor Rob...
The age old question....are those tighty whities or boxer briefs? Love Rob but do feel a bit sorry that he is being stalked by photogs at every turn. I hope he's being paid very well by Summitt to endure this type of "harrassment". Love you Rob!!
Those I believe are boxers. Theres been other shots of him where you can clearly see he's wearing boxers,so I'm sure he probalby hasn't broken tradition. Do guys even wear those tighty whiteys anymore~younger guys I mean??
Yes, he DOES get more and more beautiful with each passing day. I know this because I never get used to seeing how drop-dead gorgeous he is just walking around in public. I'm struck by it over and over again as if I've never seen the guy before.
Thanks for being our enabler Danni...good to know he looks just as beautiful after the plane flight as before it! lol He is divine. *sigh* Feel bad for him getting constantly "flashed" by paps at every turn though. I don't think he'll ever get used to it.
He was prolly all flustered taking his nikes off, turning on the laptop, shoving his stuff through the conveyer belt thingie....AND HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN ADONIS!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE??????
Oh dear lorde...I'm gonna go get drunk on wednesday with my Pocket Edward (TM Lauren's Bite) cause I need to thank the gods for that man :)))
let me get this straight...so he's just flying all over the place, commercial (albeit first class, I'm sure) all alone....? Doesn't he have "people"? Cuz he needs "people" dammit! He looks exhausted and he should have some help.
I'll happily be one of his "people" I have a good rep at work of "getting things done" in due time and am hardly ever abscent from work due to illness, always punctual too so hey I'll be one of his "people" ;-).
Jewls,love your description of HyperRobfangurlitis!!Lmao. But we can't forget"the hands". You all are cracking me up. That's a bonus to looking at his holy hotness.
Poor Rob, he can't even go through security without people wanting something from him. I wish the paps would give him a little space. THogh I do love seeing the picture of him bending over. GRRRRRRRRR.
God, I just feel so sorry for the poor guy... and then I feel like a total hypocrit because I love looking at photos... but the photo's make me sad, when the poor guy can't even go through an airport checkpoint without having a thousand photo's of him.
ohhhhhhh, look at those muscles!
ReplyDeleteHe is sooooo gorgeous!
He is looking might fine as usual.
ReplyDeleteWhere's he heading... back to Vancouver? Italy?
P.S. I love a man who wears those regular white men's undies!!! OHHH, I can imagine him without his pants, just his white undies! And that black t-shirt! SEXXXXXXXYYYYY!
ReplyDeleteNOM NOM!
ReplyDeleteI loved "The End."
I giggled for quite some time.
People looked at me funny.
But I kept giggling!
Hehehehehehehhe
~kd
Just kill me...kill me now...
ReplyDeleteIn the third pic, it looks like he's thinking..."Jesus...can I get through security without a f*cking pic being taken of me????"
ReplyDeleteimagonnadiedead.
ReplyDelete*thud
Srsly, peeps, my poor little Robsessed heart has taken a serious beating today...what with the pursed lips, the excessive finger and jaw porn-oh and lets not forget the happy trail of wonders.
AND then these pics. Good. Lawdy. Kill. Me. Now.
The last pic?? Fuck me. Who knew??
AND then, the blatant bicep porn...I think Rob srsly has it out for me. Am I crazy? Probably. Am I srsly Robsessed? Probably. Why in the hell am I answering my own rhetorical questions? Fuck if I know. Perhaps it was all the beer and sunshine I got today.
okthnxbai
P.S.
Rob's effing HAWT.
:P
Poor baby looks weary - and has he lost something (hand to head shot?).
ReplyDeleteHe's got the travelling light thing down, so much easier with only light hand luggage, one pair of trousers is all you need for a day and half.
LA people, where was he walking around on his strolls, what sort of place/streets???
It sucks to be in the Aussie time warp, you are all asleep when I get my downtime after work, and I need to go to sleep when you are just getting up.
Nice undie shots here and on the prowl in LA.
Melissa...
ReplyDeleteOnce again you said everything I wanted to say....
Olive juice to you baby!!!
XOXO!
Jules
That was really an "end" to take notice..
ReplyDeleteSo many pics today!!
Happy day!!
Mel!!! aren't you passed out yet?
ReplyDeletePBR Queen ...
Kim..I'm drinking a beer...are you?
ReplyDeleteWHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THIS JUST WALKING AROUND IN PUBLIC AND GOING TO THE EFFING AIRPORT????
ReplyDeleteWHY AM I YELLING???
This boy is killing me.
We have to create a new Rob drinking game...
ReplyDeleteEverytime we see the dreaded hood, take a sip.
Whenever the beanie appears...drink the whole damn bottle.
Hood and beanie...yeah, you are screwed!
No, oddly enough Jules, I'm not ... I'm doing the Samantha Jones Cosmos!!!
ReplyDeleteLeann you're fucking killing me tonight!
Nice to meet you!
If you came up from the last thread, goodnight and nice talking with you! I had a lot of fun!
ReplyDelete:-*
Leann - I didn't even notice you put your pic as an avatar!!! I think I'll put mine up too in a few....
ReplyDeleteShit, after the dog barfing/shit incident, I'm gonna have to mix another round ... of cosmos that is ...BRB!!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm ready to "Bring it, Pattinson!"
ReplyDeleteNite nite, my girls! o
♥
bolide -- good night and stop back soon!
ReplyDeleteJules~You know I have no control over my typing when I see pics like this...hell, my thought are running wild...what can I say?? LOL
ReplyDeleteKim~Haha! Fuck if I tried to pass out. Yeah, the PBR is not sitting well, I have a headache from HELL.
Breathe Leann.
ReplyDeleteYou are suffering for HyperRobFanGurlitis....
Symptoms are brought on suddenly by such images of his holy freaking hotness flashing his undies to the paps, jaw porn, bicep action, sex hair, pursed lips, crooked smile, dangerous laugh, and self deprecating humor.
When you are caught up in such an attack...just ride it out baby and freaking enjoy it....
Kim...I ran out of vodka...had to resort to the barley and hops variety of inebriation....
ReplyDeleteJules~for a second there I thought you typed "Hippogriff"!! LOL Hell, now I have effing HP on the brain. I am so done.
ReplyDeleteGood night, Ellie!
xoxo
Hey...does anyone think he could be headed to Italy?
ReplyDeleteThey finished filming in Vancouver...
That means...oh holy shit...
THE CLOCK TOWER!!!!!!
Mel!!! Hippogriff!!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAOROTF!!!!
Ok, as much as I LOVE seeing pics of him, I feel really bad that he can't even go through security at the airport without someone trying to take his pic. I am having an angsty, feel bad, moment about it right now. (although he is gorgeous as ever)
ReplyDeletehmmmm, having a little Ron Weasley fantasy action Mel????
ReplyDeleteHuh?
I'm all LOL at your PBR let down ...
I'm currently at Cedric's memorial and gonna pop in Twilight next ... maybe I'll pull an allnighter ...
ReplyDeleteNope Jules -- he'll be off to Cannes first ... b-day in Cannes, could be worse ...
ReplyDeleteJules~Isn't his B-day this week?? Maybe he's taking a much needed holiday??
ReplyDeleteI think Italy's happening May 25-29
ReplyDeleteWTF? Why do I know this shit, but can't fucking remember the back door code at work??
Hey Mel -- just to fuck with your dreams tonight
ReplyDeletePRINCESS LABIA!!
IN CONTINUATION FROM THE OTHER THREAD:
ReplyDeleteOkay, so AT THE MOVIES crictics said Rob's performance at the begining was sheepish up against Javier's performance then it turned too flamboyant at the end. They thought the wig and the moustache stood out to much. The props should have been more apart of him. Lyons felt he just kept seeing Rob as Rob and not Dali. They also thought the Director should not have been so black and white about Dali and Lorca's relationship. But made it more ambiguous. Overall Lyons said, "SKIP IT" and Mech said "RENT IT"
You see, Kim, I think I read the word "Hippogriff", then I start thinking about HP...then Ron Weasley...and hell, its all downhill from there. Pretty soon I'm think about effing Cedric Diggory rolling around in the dirt. FUCK. I need another PBR.
ReplyDeleteLOL
I've been drinking wine all night and I'm getting a Robheadache....yeah, it's so his fault I'm drinking wine on a Sunday night...okay not really but I will blame it on him anyway since I apparently have a freaking DISEASE that Jules just gave a name to but I've had too much wine to remember!
ReplyDeleteNice to meet you too Kim!
Yes KK, I thought since we were revealing our ages and whatnot I'd post a pic. That was taken last fall before the hideous whack-and-dye job my hairdresser gave me a couple weeks ago. Now I have this crazy layered black bob thingie. WTH.
I'm trying to figure out why, if RomeRob turns me on so much in all his unkempt and hirsute glory; does Robward, in all his trimmed, shaved and waxed perfection, ALSO make me mad with desire?
How can one man look so different?
(Exhibit A, HTB and BMH Rob; Exhibit B, LA Rob) We've been over this a million times...let's discuss it again. ;)
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! Not Princess Labia!! HELL TO THE NO!! LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, and Kim, you said BACK DOOR!!!
Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Okie Dokie Doggie Daddy ...Just for you I will reveal a brief glimpse of the hotness that is Jules...
ReplyDeleteBRB...but then I will change back.
Man. How much would it suck to be followed around by camereas all day!
ReplyDeleteIsnt he just goooorgeous? I wish i could just run into him at the airport..and sit next to him in business class..ahahaha
ReplyDeleteWhere all the Mother Lovers at? HAHAHA! I just watched that shit again!
ReplyDeleteLAURA!!!
ReplyDeleteThat vid was effing HILARIOUS!
Now Jules, you aren't gonna post that 80s high school pic of you again are you?
ReplyDeleteHey Mel!!
ReplyDeleteThat video had me crying I was laughing so hard! Then my dh told me to be quiet cuz he was trying to sleep. Know what I did? I turned the volume up to fucking MAX and replayed it again!!! HAHAHA!
Hey, and thanks for the heads up on Mother Lover -- just watched it -- fucking hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOkay...here's my dorky pic...
ReplyDeleteHellooooo Kim and Jules!!!
ReplyDeleteI can't stay on long, though. I have school tomorrow bright and early and it's already midnight!
Go ahead and click on it in my profile. It looks a bit better larger. And I mean only a "bit." :))))))
ReplyDeleteaahhh Alex -- that just made me think of McVampy's one shot Fly the Friendly Skies -- hot, hot Rob airplane bathroom sex.
ReplyDeleteYeah-Laura, I think I woke the fam 2!! LOL
ReplyDeleteSrsly-PURE WIN!
Still waiting for a hot Jewels pic...
ReplyDeleteI'm back...and No..it's my fucking shiteous Glamour Shot pic from a couple of years ago....
ReplyDeleteOK KK -- sorry, just lurked thru your profile and I think we knew each other in another life!! Hello girls, another LOTR fan!!
ReplyDeleteyes, my interests are as diverse as yours!
Glad to know you! I think we're pretty close in age as well.
Mother Lover was golden...
ReplyDeleteJewels - Now I understand why you're beating the 22 year olds off with a stick :)))))))
ReplyDeleteKim I love when you talk about fucking your way through Middle Earth! HAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteKim - How old are you?
ReplyDeleteLaura -- you know that's my ultimate fantasy!!!
ReplyDeleteTolkien my ass -- I'll show those fuckers who's mommy!
LOTR ROCKS! Kim, still planning on fucking your way through Middle Earth??
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!
Aww...KK!!! That's so sweet, but honey you are no slouch yourself!!!
ReplyDeleteLAURA!
ReplyDeleteJINX!!
LOL
Kim - I've got a LOTR tattoo on my back, baby!
ReplyDeleteOh shit, this is where is gets awkward .... like if I guessed you were older than you are ....
ReplyDeleteFuck it -- I'm fucking 41, but still feel 16, especially when squeeeing over Rob.
AAHHH, not dorky, everyone looks lovely! Rob may not be so lucky since he's being "flashed" by the paps even going to the freaking airport, BUT he's lucky that all his lovely Robsessors would rather "flash" him instead.
ReplyDeleteThen she wants to fuck her way through the island on Lost!
ReplyDeleteI want to fuck my way through the New Moon cast. I would be skippin some people up, though. They got some brown baggers on the cast fo sho! HAHA (That was for you, Mel! LOL)
KK...I have four tattoos...
ReplyDeleteWe are Girls gone wild....!!!!
Fucking your way through Middle Earth? Now that would be an "epic" journey, indeed!
ReplyDeleteyeah baby, what's your tattoo of???
ReplyDeleteUm, I've got a map of Middle Earth on my wall -- right next to my close up poster of Aragorn, which is next to my close up poster of Edward ... which is covering up my poster of Captain Jack Sparrow ...
Laura! Don't get me started on Kellan and Jackson...those pix I sent out today were freaking delicious!!!
ReplyDeleteOMFG, Laura!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am DYING laughing!!!!!!!!!!!
Yep. I can think of one BROWN BAGGER FO' SHO'.....
Jules--yes they were!! I had to wipe the drool off the keyboard!
ReplyDeleteKim--I can add my CO Aragorn to the mix!
Kim - I'm 38.
ReplyDeleteJewels - I've got three tattoos, and I am so a girl gone wild (though, truthfully, I was born wild...breech baby, butt first, telling the world at day one to kiss my ass!!!)
*raises hand for the LOST adventure*
ReplyDelete*will only fuck way through middle earth if Viggo is playing the role of every hobbit, human and elf on the way*
Oh yes, Leann! I would not be fucking ANY of the hobbits. That's just NASTY!
ReplyDeleteKim fucking her way thru Middle Earth goes something like this ...
ReplyDeleteAragorn
Eomire
Legolas
Baromire
Faramire
*break*
Aragorn, again
Eomire, again
Michaelvanya
Baromire, again
Legolas, again
Denethor -- just kidding ...
*rest*
then time travel to Lost Island!!
Kim - The white tree. It's about 6 inches long and 6 inches wide on my upper back.
ReplyDeleteSaid brown bagger has GLEAMING(or should I say GLISTENING) white teeth...take a guess peeps!!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Laura "brown bagger" LMAO!
ReplyDeleteUmmm...who are they? Seriously...is there anyone fug in NM? Even the girls could turn me lesbian for a day.
Kim~LMFAO!!!
ReplyDeleteKIM!!! I am LMAO at your list b/c I love how you included "breaks" for yourself!! BWAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOh yes, Mel. I concur. Bay bay is NOT on the list!
ReplyDeleteAlso not on the list? Michael Sheen. Sorry, but NO. NO.
Kim fucking her way thru the Lost island ...
ReplyDeleteSawyer
Sayid
Sawyer
Desmond
Sawyer
Desmond
Jin
Jack
Sawyer
Richard
Desmond
Sawyer
Richard
Jack
Ben ... how the fuck he'd get in there ...
Richard
Sawyer
Sawyer
Sawyer
Sawyer ...
Mel...just for you...
ReplyDeleteI had to change my avatar to this....
KK -- LMAO at telling the world to kiss your ass!!
ReplyDeleteLaura-For Michael Sheen you would need a fucking HEFTY BAG!...hell, maybe even some fucking Lysol.
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, Jules!! I GET IT!!
ReplyDeleteKim, wasn't the guy who played Eomer in the new Star Trek movie?
JULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!
I cannot contain my fucking laughter...I am going to explode!!!
LMFAO!!!
KK! Get the fuck out!
ReplyDeleteI was a breech also!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mel!! TRUFAX!! Kate Beckinsale must have had stock in Hefty when they dated!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes to the Lysol b/c when he got off the plane, he looked like a smelly homeless man.
Jules luvin your avatar ....
ReplyDeleteCourse, now I'm thinking about that hot Star Wars fuck in The Arrangement, where Edward, dressed as Han Solo, is bending Bella, dressed as gold bikini-Leia over the couch ..... and on the last thrust, the couch moved six inches!!!
Shit, I'm done ...
Oops, forgot about Michael Sheen! Okay. I recant.
ReplyDeleteI forgot about Legolas. True confession: when I read Twilight the first time, I hadn't seen the movie, but I'd seen Rob on the Tonight Show. As I read, I kept hearing Edward with a British accent in my head. But because I didn't know Rob that well, I kept hearing Orlando Bloom's voice in my head. I read half the Twilight saga thinking "Orlando Bloom." I was very confused for awhile! lol
Laura~I'm beginning to think Kate Beckinsale had stock in fucking Stoli's...bitch must have been DRUNK!
ReplyDeleteLOL
LOL, Mel!!
ReplyDeleteThat explains everything!!
Kim~The Arrangement is a sore fucking subject. WTF. Srsly,I am so pissed about that fic.
ReplyDeleteBut, yeah, the Star Wars scene was HOT!!
Yes, that was him, he played Bones I think ... Karl Urban
ReplyDeleteI fucking unicorn when towards the end of Two Towers, when all hope is lost at Helms Deep, he rides up alongside Gandalf and proclaims TO THE KING!!!!!
For all you Aragorn lovers...this avatar is for you.
ReplyDeleteYes, the guy who played Eomer in LOTR plays McCoy in Star Trek.
Ok. It's 12:30. I gotta go or I'm going to fall asleep while teaching tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteIt's been fun, girls!
Night everyone :)
Whoa, whoa, whoa -- Leann, you didn't read Twilight until after the movie came out ... I'm sorry, you'll have to leave immediately!
ReplyDeleteLOL just kidding!
Jewels - You were breech? Now we're sex-maniac sexy-older-women tattooed-breech sisters!
ReplyDeleteWell Shit Laura, it's 1 fucking 30 here! you lightweight!
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Laura! I'll probably fall asleep tomorrow at school but hell, that's what lunch and prep time are for!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks KK for the hot avatar!!! Isn't that when he and Arwen have that sweet exchange on the bridge?
ReplyDeleteOkay, I know y'all love yer fanfic, but just the picture of Edward and Bella dressed up as Han and Leia doing it doggy style over the edge of a sofa is the EXACT reason I don't read fanfic!!!
ReplyDelete*scrabbling for bottle of Brain Bleach*
*goes to lick KK's new avi, not that the last one wasn't lovely*
BTW babe -- a tattoo of the white tree -- fucking brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteGood Night, Laura!!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great day tomorrow!
xoxo
Kim LOL---I didn't see the movie until I'd read the first 3 books, does that count?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Kim! Yes, I am a total lightweight! I need my sleep, though! Rob might CUM to me in my dreams!
ReplyDeleteNight night!
Kim - Oh yes...like I wasn't drooling in my popcorn at that point...:)
ReplyDeleteHoly hell KK! Viggo at his HAWTEST?
ReplyDeleteYou are one grooovey bitch BABY!!!
Mel -- I guess we won't be getting an update on Arrangement anytime soon and fuck Jfly and Sanctuary -- WTF?????
ReplyDeleteBut wait Kim, I may still be expelled, 'cause I didn't see Twilight in the theater at all!
ReplyDelete:O
Kim - I use my tattoo as a screening device at the bar. When a guy comes up to me and asks, "Hey, isn't that the White Tree from Lord of the Rings?" I'm like..."Care for a drink?"
ReplyDeleteKim...
ReplyDeleteI think I'm feeling sick again...
**cough, cough **
May need a sick day tomorrow....
Seriously though, all the actors in LOTR aren't nearly as hot in anything else they do .... there's just something about Middle Earth ...
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, I was drooling too!
Oh shit Leann, we might have to consult the Volturri on this ...
ReplyDeleteBut if Leann has a special power...maybe the Volturi will want to keep her.
ReplyDeleteKim, don't call me a lightweight-you know how much PBR I drank today-but I'm off to bed! LOL
ReplyDeleteGood Night to all.
Sweet Rob Dreams to everyone!
xoxo
:P
Okay so some weird part of me is really digging the Princess Leia avatar...
ReplyDeleteDunno why...oh yeah...preteen fantasies involving Harrison Ford....
good point
ReplyDeleteLeann? any special powers we should know about?
ReplyDeleteGood night, Melissa!
ReplyDeleteNight Mel! Night Laura!
ReplyDeleteLove you Bitches!!!!
Nitey Nite Mel!!
ReplyDeleteDoes this Volturi consultation entail half-naked Edward writhing on the floor in front of me? If so, then punish me! Punish me!
ReplyDeleteKK, love the screening method. How has that worked?
I dunno, I find Orlando hotter in the Caribbean than Middle Earth. 'Cause he's brunet in Pirates. Always choose the brunet over the blond any day, but that's just how I roll.
Rob is an aberration...I like him best with the blond streaks like Sex Drive.
The Sex Drive pics and the Rome pics are my complete undoing!!
ReplyDeleteI think I find Orlando more enticing in LOTR becuz of that whole Elf purity thing -- I just wanna foul him soooo bad!!
But, yeah, he's hot in Pirates, especially at the end of the third one where he's Capt. of the Dutchman -- at the movies, I was like -- Holy Shit, when did he get so fucking hot??? Just wanted to lick him!
Hmmm, special powers. Able to still spell (for the most part) while drunk?
ReplyDeleteAble to work for an entire week on 4 hours of sleep a night because I spend every night here until 2 a.m?
Able to rationalize lusting after a man literally half my age just because he's "an old soul?"
Yes, Leann does have a special power - the ability to resist reading ff under enormous pressure.
ReplyDeleteLeann - Sadly, not many guess what the tattoo is; however, most come up to me and say, "That is a fucking beautiful tattoo!" That response works just as well.
ReplyDeleteAlrighty then...time for me to fade out..
ReplyDeleteI am one tired pup pup.
Ladies...what a blast it has been tonight! We haven't had such an example of good old fashioned fun on here in a long time!!!
I have truly laughed my ass of with y'all!
Thanks for the good times, good times....
Catch y'all later...I'm out....
XOXO!
Jules
Leann - You have more than one special power!!!!
ReplyDeleteGoodnight Princess Le...I mean Jewels! Right back atcha!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, Orlando's always been hot IMO. He's another pretty British boy. Why are they so pretty? Colin...Hugh...Orlando...Jude Law...Sting....
ReplyDeleteI'd give them ALL up for Rob. If they're fine wines, Rob's the Screaming Eagle.
Well Diane, you do bring up a good point about resisting the FF.
ReplyDeleteOK Leann, you can stay!!
And especially after you said about him being half your age, seems we're in the same age group as well!
Where's Jules/Leia?
Diane, LMAO! I promised KK I would read some FF and so I will. I did read "The Cottage" last week, and I read some other short-story-porn as well. But not any long fiction with an actual plot. But I will! Honest!
ReplyDeleteg'night Jewels/Leia! I think you should keep the Leia avi. She will kick just as much ass around here as Jane.
Time for me to go too -- almost 2 am here!
ReplyDeleteKK and Leann, it's been a pleasure.
Jules, you'll always have my heart and anything else your want!!
Till we meet again ...
Aw, g'night Kim! Lovely to meet you! I always have fun in this place. :)
ReplyDeleteKK, if they don't know what the tattoo means, it's the perfect opportunity to educate them. Got any Twi-tattoos yet? Oh, the possibilities...
Kim - Sweet dreams! It's been awesome chatting with you!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm out, too, everyone. I was gonna get off at 11, but we can see how well that worked out. Looking forward to more Rob tomorrow...ummm...today.
Hell, yes, Leann..."Cullenary Coupling" babe! Over-the-top neurotic Edward is pacing just waiting for you!
Oh, and no Twi-tattoos. I'm done for a while. In December, I got the Emerson quote: "Be not the slave of your own past" across my lower back. It hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, so I'm good at three for now.
ReplyDeleteGoodnight!!!
I'm a tattoo-virgin. And a ff virgin. I'm the 108-year-old virgin! lol I'm in good company.
ReplyDeleteG'night lovlies! C-ya tomorrow! er, today, you're right...
Italy?
ReplyDeleteCannes?
London?
Vancouver?
anyone know?
p.s. thanks for posting :)
Oh my - I adore Viggo, I was hoping he might appear in one of the Twilight movies.
ReplyDeleteMy fave LOTR viggo bit, 2 Towers when they thought he was dead, and he comes to the tower, and that scene where he just sweeps through the big castle doors to begin the business of leading that battle and becoming a king.
Viggo is so yummy and kooky, and like Rob he's an all round artist, I guess you guys know he has written poetry books and has art exhibitions??
I just love Orlando's name, it's a perfect name. I was so happy that Jackson got the casting so right for these movies, and especially that he sacked the original Aragorn.
And regarding Lost cast, I keep telling my sister to watch it just for the pretty - who cares if you can't follow the plot.
I dream of a movie with Viggo, Depp and Robert, yum, yum yummmie. Maybe they could be divine brothers, preferably something hot and mythical.
Poor honey he looks so tired in these pics and a little annoyed too. It must be irritating to have people snapping pictures at you all the time. He looks gorgeous tho! I'd love to squeeze 'the end'!!
ReplyDeletemore pictures of Rob,Kristen and the rest from the NM party at blue water cafe
ReplyDeletehttp://bauergriffinonline.com/2009/05/stewart-and-pattinsons-post-pa.php?bfm_index=0&bfm_page=0
cute how they're sitting next to each other smoking.
Airport Undie Rob = PURE WIN
ReplyDelete(though I wish those paps and eBay autograph whores would STEP THE FUCK OFF!)
I know, I know, I know... by drooling over pics I am part of the machine...
I am only a "fragile human", afterall.
Wow, poor guy looks exhausted.
ReplyDeleteOk am I the only one who wants to send him a new laptop bag? I feel like I need to save him from embarrassment or something.... maybe we should rally together and leave it really inconspicuous at his hotel or something? How can he not have a PR person telling him how lame that bag is? Poor Rob...
ReplyDeleteLoved the undie shot! heehee! :)
The age old question....are those tighty whities or boxer briefs?
ReplyDeleteLove Rob but do feel a bit sorry that he is being stalked by photogs at every turn. I hope he's being paid very well by Summitt to endure this type of "harrassment". Love you Rob!!
oh boy i didn't need to see his undies this early in the day... ;)
ReplyDeleteand there's the gorgeous profile again........
My God he is beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThose I believe are boxers. Theres been other shots of him where you can clearly see he's wearing boxers,so I'm sure he probalby hasn't broken tradition. Do guys even wear those tighty whiteys anymore~younger guys I mean??
ReplyDeleteyummy yummy yummy
ReplyDeleteRob arriving in Vancouver yesterday night!!!
ReplyDeletehttp://robertpattinsonunlimited.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=393&page=1
Dani - thanks for the link. Is it just me, or is he getting better looking..is that even possible?
ReplyDeleteDD!
ReplyDeleteIs not just you, he's alwayes prettier the the last time.
DD I know it seems hard to imagine but Rob definetly gets hotter all the time... makes me want to drool.
ReplyDeleteo'yea! a little underwear action...best way to start the week eh' ?
ReplyDeleteand it's gonna be an awesome week fo'su....23 years ago Mrs. P was getting ready to deliver the hottest thing since sliced bread :)))
Yes, he DOES get more and more beautiful with each passing day. I know this because I never get used to seeing how drop-dead gorgeous he is just walking around in public. I'm struck by it over and over again as if I've never seen the guy before.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being our enabler Danni...good to know he looks just as beautiful after the plane flight as before it! lol He is divine. *sigh* Feel bad for him getting constantly "flashed" by paps at every turn though. I don't think he'll ever get used to it.
oOoO...it's TOO much (one comment is not enough)!
ReplyDeleteHe was prolly all flustered taking his nikes off, turning on the laptop, shoving his stuff through the conveyer belt thingie....AND HE STILL LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN ADONIS!!!!!!!!! HOW THE HECK IS THAT POSSIBLE??????
Oh dear lorde...I'm gonna go get drunk on wednesday with my Pocket Edward (TM Lauren's Bite) cause I need to thank the gods for that man :)))
let me get this straight...so he's just flying all over the place, commercial (albeit first class, I'm sure) all alone....? Doesn't he have "people"? Cuz he needs "people" dammit! He looks exhausted and he should have some help.
ReplyDeleteThis is gonna get to be too much...this guy srsly will need to RELAX.
ReplyDeleteI'll happily be one of his "people" I have a good rep at work of "getting things done" in due time and am hardly ever abscent from work due to illness, always punctual too so hey I'll be one of his "people" ;-).
ReplyDeleteaw is it just me or does Rob look really pissed in these pics.
ReplyDeleteThe stress of airport security + people taking your photo = cranky Rob lol.
Jewls,love your description of HyperRobfangurlitis!!Lmao.
ReplyDeleteBut we can't forget"the hands".
You all are cracking me up.
That's a bonus to looking at his holy hotness.
Is it wrong that the only picture I saved was of him bending over?
ReplyDeleteOh lord.
I'm so sad for him!
ReplyDeletehttp://x17video.com/celebrity_video/robert_pattison/robert_pattinson_catches_a_fli.php
Leann! Emmes!
ReplyDeleteI see London, I see France...
Poor baby—he does look exhausted. And you can be certain that every female security guard is thinking: must fabricate excuse for strip search! ;)
P.S. If I'm not mistaken, those aren't "whiteys"—they look grey (Mrs. Robinsane's all-time favorite color :)).
Poor Rob, he can't even go through security without people wanting something from him. I wish the paps would give him a little space. THogh I do love seeing the picture of him bending over. GRRRRRRRRR.
ReplyDelete@Sara: you are not the only one ;))
ReplyDeleteoff topic: lainey has new pics and a video [pfff]
And why the papz kept asking about Kristen??? Maybe if Rob had answerd this BS will stop!!!!
ReplyDeleteHe got Edward's hair in there!
ReplyDeleteAnd, oh, man, the muscles... yumm...
The last one is adorable... Gotta have that one in my cel...
ReplyDeleteWell said Melissa!
ReplyDeleteI second all of that!
He looks so frustrated in the 3rd pic. Wish I could help him out...with WHATEVER he needs :oP
Rob probably looks 'tired' because of the SWARMING paps in his fucking face
ReplyDeleteDo people not realize what is going on behind the scenes of pics like these?
If you don't support this pap behaviour, DO NOT give the X17 site hits!
HE LOKS GOOD WELL FOR ME MORE THAN GOOD
ReplyDeleteGod, I just feel so sorry for the poor guy... and then I feel like a total hypocrit because I love looking at photos... but the photo's make me sad, when the poor guy can't even go through an airport checkpoint without having a thousand photo's of him.
ReplyDeleteThe "end" is hilarious!!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteBOXER BRIEFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletecome to mama!!!!
No wonder Hollywood stars end up using private jets.
ReplyDeleteAfter he noticed the camera, he clearly signals he does not want to be photographed.