either that or he just heard the Kristin is preggers crap. lol. And hey, I still have that phone. They told me if I got a new one the battery would only last a day. I barely remember to charge now....LOL
Veils: "Hello?" Rob: "Veils? It's Bobby." Veils: "Oh, hey Rob. Hey, Do you mind if I call you back? I have Daniel Craig on the other line and he seems upset." Rob: "Um...ok. Just wanted you to know how incredible last night was and...I'd love to make you dinner again tonight and then play you this new song I wrote about you while I've been on the set and..." - Veils: "Rob, honey, that sounds great, but I'll give you a call back, ok?" Rob: Ok, sweetie...I just want you to know that in addition to wanting to do incredible, unthinkable things to your body all night...you also make me want to be a better man." Veils: "That's sweet, baby, I'll meet you at your gig, but right now, I gotta run. *mwah*" Rob: *heavy breathing* "I'll be waiting, Veils."
@Diane - hmmm....I think you may have something here. I think I see a new little movie in the making. I have the female lead covered, but I'll need a body double for the love scenes with Rob. I have a no-nudity clause in my contract, but will take part in all the many rehearsals of course.
Only married women need apply, please. I may be generous, but I'm not stupid.
@rpattzgirl: Oh my god, you read my mind, when he sucks on his bottom lip....ahhhhhhh! He does that all the time on the red carpet, SO crazy O inducing.
Makes you wonder what else he can do with those lips. It boggles the mind.
Picture 8 "WHAT? You want to do WHAT to me? Picture 11 "Hmmmm...best offer I've had all year Picture 4 "Hey, I can't finish tis scene, i really need to leave" Picture 7 "Kathy baby, I'll be there in a NY minute, so get naked. Hey, a girl can dream.....LMAO
Aw Shucks, showme, thank ya. But who am I kidding? This is perhaps a more realistic version of the call.
Veils: "Hello?"
Rob: "VeilsofLight?
Veils: (pause) *gulp* "Yes?"
Rob: This is Rob Pattinson."
Veils: *THUD*
Rob: "Veils? Hello? HeLLOOO? (aggravated) Are you there? Look, if you're there I want you to stop stalking me on that stupid blog day in and day out, it's getting creepy, and you're a grown woman for god's sake. (slurs loudly) You NEEED a new voCATION, 'cause you're not very TALLLENTED."
OMG, I'm giggling hysterically. my dogs are looking at me weird...
i have to repost. i wish i could post this on twitter.....
everyone is making up these ridiculous convos from teh cell phone pics.
btw, that's the convo i would have with him too
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Aw Shucks, showme, thank ya. But who am I kidding? This is perhaps a more realistic version of the call.
Veils: "Hello?"
Rob: "VeilsofLight?
Veils: (pause) *gulp* "Yes?"
Rob: This is Rob Pattinson."
Veils: *THUD*
Rob: "Veils? Hello? HeLLOOO? (aggravated) Are you there? Look, if you're there I want you to stop stalking me on that stupid blog day in and day out, it's getting creepy, and you're a grown woman for god's sake. (slurs loudly) You NEEED a new voCATION, 'cause you're not very TALLLENTED."
Haystack...Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one left. :) I technically have an account, but still haven't delved into the whole tweet thing, will get there, but there just isn't enough time in the day to do that and Robsess, too. :)
A friend of mine used to have them as a client back when they first started and I was like "Why do people need (or want to know) what you are doing every second of the day?" Exactly WHY is this interesting to anyone? Umm, then I found Rob and now I sorta get it. ;) It's certainly taken on a universe of it's own. I wonder what will be next?
Girls I missed you so much! I'm back from my short vacation and it's good to see pictures of Rob laptop-size again:) the iphone display is just too small to really enjoy Rob's hotness :)
What? His character can't afford a phone from this century either.... hahaha!
ReplyDeleteeither that or he just heard the Kristin is preggers crap. lol. And hey, I still have that phone. They told me if I got a new one the battery would only last a day. I barely remember to charge now....LOL
ReplyDeleteOh and LMAO at the tags Goz..
ReplyDeletebeautiful... just beautiful
ReplyDeleteHi, I'm Rob's bike seat.....
ReplyDeletelol what's with that big red background in one of the pics?
ReplyDeleteVeils: "Hello?"
ReplyDeleteRob: "Veils? It's Bobby."
Veils: "Oh, hey Rob. Hey, Do you mind if I call you back? I have Daniel Craig on the other line and he seems upset."
Rob: "Um...ok. Just wanted you to know how incredible last night was and...I'd love to make you dinner again tonight and then play you this new song I wrote about you while I've been on the set and..." -
Veils: "Rob, honey, that sounds great, but I'll give you a call back, ok?"
Rob: Ok, sweetie...I just want you to know that in addition to wanting to do incredible, unthinkable things to your body all night...you also make me want to be a better man."
Veils: "That's sweet, baby, I'll meet you at your gig, but right now, I gotta run. *mwah*"
Rob: *heavy breathing* "I'll be waiting, Veils."
I'm sure that phone was automatically self-destroyed by spontaneous combustion!!!!! *thud*
ReplyDeleteOh, Veils, that was all-time great! You could sell that script for use in the privacy of our own homes & make a fortune.
ReplyDeleteOh, & PattinsonForever - you wish!
ReplyDelete@Diane - hmmm....I think you may have something here. I think I see a new little movie in the making. I have the female lead covered, but I'll need a body double for the love scenes with Rob. I have a no-nudity clause in my contract, but will take part in all the many rehearsals of course.
ReplyDeleteOnly married women need apply, please. I may be generous, but I'm not stupid.
and Diane, BTW, your AVI rocks! I'm not sure if it gets much better than Sex Drive Rob.
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ReplyDeletePic #10 (3rd to last):
ReplyDelete"Kristen's pregnant?!"
Pic #11
"It's not mine..."
Pic #12
"F***ing Dakota..."
LOL sorry, after reading Haystackhair's comment, this popped into my head.
haystackhair-yeah haha exactly what i was thinking! hahaa
ReplyDeleteGod, I love it when he sucks on his bottom lip....
ReplyDelete@rpattzgirl: Oh my god, you read my mind, when he sucks on his bottom lip....ahhhhhhh! He does that all the time on the red carpet, SO crazy O inducing.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder what else he can do with those lips.
It boggles the mind.
Veils, LMAO. I'm married and I would definitely get naked with him!! Hopefully it wouldn't scare him too much.
ReplyDeleteIrene- EXACTLY!! LOL
Can't find a way to send this to Godze so I'll share with you all!
ReplyDeleteI found this photo ...randomly...and am not sure if it's real.
http://i786.photobucket.com/albums/yy142/PattinsonForever/robert_pattinson_1234191669.jpg
What do you think?!!!
HOT even if it's NOT real!!
and Brittany Renouf, great minds think alike! Back to scrolling up....scrolling down....scrolling up....scrolling down
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ReplyDeletePicture 8 "WHAT? You want to do WHAT to me?
ReplyDeletePicture 11 "Hmmmm...best offer I've had all year
Picture 4 "Hey, I can't finish tis scene, i really need to leave"
Picture 7 "Kathy baby, I'll be there in a NY minute, so get naked.
Hey, a girl can dream.....LMAO
You all kill me. I just about wet myself I'm laughing so hard. I love Robsessed.
ReplyDeleteLove the lips mmmmmm....
*sigh* I love you Rob :)
ReplyDeleteROFLMAO
ReplyDelete"He looks like he heard I posted the tuck picture :)"
This is what i get for teasing u ab tags on twitter and not coming here and actually looking at them first thing this morning.
i might have MISSED that tag! shame on me LOL
OK....hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha at VEILS script.
ReplyDeleteOmg. that is ridiculously funny...
Bottom Lip Sucking is now an Olympic Sport and Rob's going to the next olympics!!!!!He'll win the gold by a landslide!!!!
ReplyDeleteAw Shucks, showme, thank ya. But who am I kidding? This is perhaps a more realistic version of the call.
ReplyDeleteVeils: "Hello?"
Rob: "VeilsofLight?
Veils: (pause) *gulp* "Yes?"
Rob: This is Rob Pattinson."
Veils: *THUD*
Rob: "Veils? Hello? HeLLOOO? (aggravated) Are you there? Look, if you're there I want you to stop stalking me on that stupid blog day in and day out, it's getting creepy, and you're a grown woman for god's sake. (slurs loudly) You NEEED a new voCATION, 'cause you're not very TALLLENTED."
Veils: *whimper*
OMG, I'm giggling hysterically. my dogs are looking at me weird...
ReplyDeletei have to repost. i wish i could post this on twitter.....
everyone is making up these ridiculous convos from teh cell phone pics.
btw, that's the convo i would have with him too
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Aw Shucks, showme, thank ya. But who am I kidding? This is perhaps a more realistic version of the call.
Veils: "Hello?"
Rob: "VeilsofLight?
Veils: (pause) *gulp* "Yes?"
Rob: This is Rob Pattinson."
Veils: *THUD*
Rob: "Veils? Hello? HeLLOOO? (aggravated) Are you there? Look, if you're there I want you to stop stalking me on that stupid blog day in and day out, it's getting creepy, and you're a grown woman for god's sake. (slurs loudly) You NEEED a new voCATION, 'cause you're not very TALLLENTED."
Veils: *whimper*
Question for anyone:
ReplyDeletedo you know any site that will be carrying the comic con next week???
oh, and Rob does look hot of course , what else is new :)
I posted a link on twitter Veils.
ReplyDeleteThat just deserved a special link. LOL>>>>>>>>>>>
JittzPattzing OK, from @ROBsessedBlog comments. RP Cell phone convo today. Scan down to VeilsofLight's comments. ROFLMAO http://tinyurl.com/naxv36
Ana, Twilight Lexicon will be there. i'm not sure what you mean by 'carrying'
ReplyDeletethey'll be tweeting i'm sure tho
Thanks showme :) I've been laughing my ass off all day with some of these classic comments from Robsessors about the phone convo.
ReplyDeleteI seriously need to get my ass on Twitter soon, I think I'm the last of the Mohegans here.
Kidding aside...how effing HOT does he look on a cell phone? And smoking. And sucking on his lip. And breathing. And making toast.
Just threw that one in there.
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ReplyDeleteshowme, thank you.
ReplyDeletei am a little tired, i meant a live feed, i dont even know if that is allowed or not. just asking.
i guess i will wait to see what shows up on you tube.
Veils, I'm not on twitter either. I don't have time to figure it out...too much time Robsessing. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHaystack...Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one left. :) I technically have an account, but still haven't delved into the whole tweet thing, will get there, but there just isn't enough time in the day to do that and Robsess, too. :)
ReplyDeleteA friend of mine used to have them as a client back when they first started and I was like "Why do people need (or want to know) what you are doing every second of the day?" Exactly WHY is this interesting to anyone? Umm, then I found Rob and now I sorta get it. ;) It's certainly taken on a universe of it's own. I wonder what will be next?
LOL, I guess I kinda see your point.
ReplyDeleteI like the script in back pocket style ;)
ReplyDeleteGirls I missed you so much! I'm back from my short vacation and it's good to see pictures of Rob laptop-size again:) the iphone display is just too small to really enjoy Rob's hotness :)
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