Robert Pattinson's Internal "Battle" with The Pink Sleeping Bag

Earlier in the afternoon, Rob and his Stoli shirt getting ready for the afternoon ahead...

The word is I have to carry a pink sleeping bag today.

Kristen might have worn something blue today.

Blue is for boys and pink is for girls ergo Kristen carrying blue might be considered a sign we are screwing, I should NOT carry the pink bag.

I'll explain it to them and I won't care if they think I'm crazy...

Ms. Set PA, pretend you are listening to Ruby. I can't carry a pink sleeping bag.
Take my word for it. It's better for the well being of everyone around.


No seriously, you might think it's not a big deal because you are a tough chick with tattoos on her legs but this sh*t is serious! I can't carry the pink bag!


I can't believe how insensitive that bitch is! She acted like I was crazy when I explained to her how the pink-blue situation would work out. She is all "tough" because of the ink on her legs!
I shall carry this pink bag and hate her for making me!


Maybe I can make them take away the pink bag if I pull my luscious hair out?
EVERYONE knows how important "The hair" is...


No seriously


All right, I'm stuck with the bag and I'm a professional.


I LOVE my pink bag :)


The pink bag is my life now


Close up of how happy I am:


I want to carry my pink sleeping bag EVERYWHERE from now on


But still, they'd better be paying me good for this sh*t


They do. And I do, I love my pink sleeping bag :)


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