Does a Robert Pattinson Sex Tape Exist? *GASP*

Oh how much I love to HATE Australian Famous magazine. They are so full of crap and they don't shy away from creating more :)




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Disclaimer: A puppy dies and a unicorn sheds a tear every time you pay a dime to this crap.

Thanks to [info]readthebooknow at [info]team_kbitch via source for the scans :)
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40 comments:

  1. KateAugust 17, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    Welcome back BB. I missed you xx

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  2. bboninAugust 17, 2009 at 8:04 AM

    Omg it would be nice to see a sex tape of Rob being in it and with me! Ha!

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  3. phosphorusAugust 17, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    Looks like whoever wrote this is following the imdb-board or/and blogs.

    Could we please talk about something else now? Please!

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  4. HaystackhairAugust 17, 2009 at 8:10 AM

    Goz!!!!! Welcome back! Hope all is well. Sex tape? GAH! Pleeeeze yes!!!

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  5. phosphorusAugust 17, 2009 at 8:11 AM

    Hi Gözde, good to have you back. How are you, dear?

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  6. GeorgieAugust 17, 2009 at 8:13 AM

    Sex tape indeed, I nearly got my hopes up - NOT, considering it's stated in a trashy mag! Baaahahaha as if these scenes haven't been seen over and over on Youtube; what do they think - we're living under a rock or that they can insult our intelligence ad nauseam? Again I have to hang my head in shame to be from Australian.

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  7. AnonymousAugust 17, 2009 at 8:16 AM

    but a Rob sex tape would be delicious!

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  8. TasnimAugust 17, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    heyy good to have you back, btw if i wanted to send a tip or photo or something to yourselves, what's the email address to send it to? x

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  9. TwilustedAugust 17, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    Welcome back Goz! We missed you! Lol, that sex tape would totes be the end of me. Who knows, probably sex is the only thing Robert is suave at? Tehehe, hope floats!

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  10. Steph is LegitAugust 17, 2009 at 8:23 AM

    i mean if you are going to make up a rumor at least make a believable one.. jeez even i could have gotten more creative than that

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  11. Steph is LegitAugust 17, 2009 at 8:26 AM

    while we are all staring at this cover.. can we all just read the sidebars on this piece of rubbish.. like honestly really?

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  12. JandRAugust 17, 2009 at 8:28 AM

    Hi Goz - welcome back - we missed you too!! Dani and Kate do a fantastic job but no-one tags quite like you. And for the record I want there to be a real sex tape too but only if I'm in it with him ;-)

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  13. JandRAugust 17, 2009 at 8:29 AM

    Hi Georgie - how's your busy week going? :-)

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  14. UnknownAugust 17, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    LA LA LA!!! I didn't do it this time hehe.

    But zomg ugh!

    ~kd

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  15. AnnaAugust 17, 2009 at 8:36 AM

    a Rob sex tape... oh my... a girl can dream! I'm not holding my breath though :)

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  16. rpattz-turn-me-onAugust 17, 2009 at 8:39 AM

    SWEE JESUS i would pay anything to see a sex tape with rob OMG i can only imagine how he is in bed DAMNNN kstew is one LUCKY bitch!

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  17. AgnesAugust 17, 2009 at 8:43 AM

    This sex tape is the latest item on my Christmas list. Right after a convertible Jaguar and world peace, of course. :)

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  18. AnonymousAugust 17, 2009 at 8:45 AM

    i would totally buy that in a busy video store, grocery store, charity auction... i don't care how perverted it would look. and i'd pay double.

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  19. AthenaAugust 17, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Just wanted to say welcome back, Gozde! I'm glad that everything's OK on your end :)!

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  20. ...wowie!August 17, 2009 at 8:55 AM

    How does an aussie mag get a hold of this "info"?

    I swear I didn't leak the video. lol

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  21. maryaAugust 17, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    wow id be mad if someone took my shirt and tied a knot at the bottom...you know thats not good for the fabric...lol
    aaanyways...

    welcome back gozde!:D

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  22. UnknownAugust 17, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    Talking about gossips. There's anew one that ROb and Kristen will move in together after Eclipse. I mean...please!!!! We know they are fucking and kissing, but no confirmation of a serious reltionship so far!!!!

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  23. UnknownAugust 17, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    I found it!

    http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272627444.shtml

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  24. RhondaAugust 17, 2009 at 9:05 AM

    Welcome back, Gozde. And knowing Rob's anxiety over watching his own work, I can assure you a sex tape does not exist.

    However, if it did, I would be like The Office's Michael when he discovered you tube. "I did not work for five days!"

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  25. RPnKSaddictAugust 17, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    Gozde your back!!! And with a "Bang". LOL yay we missed you.
    Kate and Dani were brilliant as usual but there is always something missing when your gone.

    I almost fell out of my chair at the halariousness of this sex tape notion.I'm still laughing.

    Good morning ladies!(waves to all)

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  26. HaystackhairAugust 17, 2009 at 9:30 AM

    LOL, if you read the article, the "secret tape" is one of the kissing scenes on the twilight DVD!! Some secret! LMAO. how do they get away with this crapola?

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  27. marceAugust 17, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    ok seriously that's stupid. she's 19 give her a break. sex tape? those are the scenes that EVERYBODY can see at youtube. this magazine get to my nerves. Pregnant? Sex tape? they are so ridiculous!!!!

    This is why i feel bad for both of them having to deal with al this crap

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  28. monikaAugust 17, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    lmao 'is Lady Gaga really a man?' wtf is up with this crap?

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  29. LinaAugust 17, 2009 at 11:35 AM

    Oh my God!!!!! I'm cry with laughter :DDDDDD.
    They are planning to move together. And the funniest thing is unnamed source who know actually everything :))))Geez, people are so creative...
    Does the source know that they will move together after sex tape release? And then Kristin will adopt five Rob's kids...

    Goz, welcome back ;)

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  30. Amber (EyesofAmber)August 17, 2009 at 11:40 AM

    Yes, because magazines who use manips as their cover pics are always so reliable! LOL

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  31. CullenGal09August 17, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    Hey Gozde!!!! So glad you're back, and missed you of course-although you should know Dani and Kate did a great job while you were gone. No worries! ;) Also, hope things are better with you-so sorry for the family illness and all. Muuuuuaaahhh!

    My only response to this post is....a resounding PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT!!!

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  32. LinaAugust 17, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    ok, deep breath... half naked Rob... half naked Rob... half naked Rob... ommmmmmm....

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  33. AnonymousAugust 17, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    Once again I'm ashamed that this is an Aussie mag. How many craps ones does that make this week alone? How embarassment.

    And I'm with Lina, half naked Rob, half naked Rob, oh geez (faints).

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  34. rpattzgirl survived Rob!August 17, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    Welcome back Gozde! We missed you too-Kate & Dani did fabulous while you were away..


    Sex tape? Sure, I'll bring the popcorn & beer.

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  35. rileyAugust 17, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    Yuck. What idiots.

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  36. MarnaAugust 17, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    Welcome back! And I would LOVE to see a sex tape :-)

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  37. GHOSTGIRLAugust 17, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    where have u been GOZ?well dany and kate did a great job ...
    I almost fell of my chair jajaja this magazine is so funny...How in the world??this is beyond every crap article I've heard jajaja so funny
    mmmm I'm not sure if I'd see the sex tape ajaj

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  38. KrisAugust 17, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    Haha! I go to work this morning and the news was a maybe kiss at the KOL concert and I come home from work to a SEX TAPE! lol. Too funny! Maybe they'll play clips of it on ET?? Haha...Your site ROCKS, btw. Keep up the awesome work! I'm addicted.

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  39. MuskAugust 17, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    I know what you mean, I'm from Sydney & I am so EMBARASSED to walk passed this tripe in the supermarket.

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  40. anonymousAugust 18, 2009 at 1:56 AM

    @Musk
    Hahaha, me too. Whenever I see the mags, I quickly turn around and look at some other random trashy magazine.

    I'm actually quite embarassed too. I'm from Sydney. People must think Australians are somewhat big liars.

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