No Tempt, I'm here on a Friday night too, absolutely salivating over the HQ's. It looks like he's either just pulled the beanie off or is about to put it on, and has just purchased an X box game/accessory and torn open the box while fishing for his Camels. Certainly "not your average horse show" indeed! Rob in Red = WIN.
DH is in Sydney so I am reading some FF and checking out the comments.........A Glass of Champagne, some sweet soul music and FF Porn, what more could a girl want......Oh and very pleasant visuals also......
Thanks Kate for my early morning Rob and coffee! He looks freshly showered here with wet hair. Hmmm, or is that just my fantasy?! LOL!!! Love the HQs!!
LittleBear - STOP THAT - how can you wish for something so evil.........Rob is at his true Horniness in his Beanie and it is much loved in the OZPattz community.......
All I want is for him to wear the Beanie, nothing else, although perhaps you are right good RobPorn requires a good fist full of hair.........sorry I just love him in the beanie too much to sacrifice it..............
By the way its 8.40pm on a very boring Friday Night....
Nice pics, I love Rob in red...make me hot. thank you Kate for the pics specially because are HQ. He smoke Camel, see didn't know that...and he has a x box carton on his hand...and Tempt I did a X ray for bulge parts
OH YEAH forgot to tell you did you see the coments, I let Keti know the pic I was referring to and she could see it also............it's a miracle...........
Or we are both crazy.......that is also highly possible....
Hi Tempt!! I'm happy to see you. Yeah! Rob's beard make me very weak. Did you took a X ray like I said before, the pics are HQ so is easy to see...if you know what I mean, every detail
Love the man in red :-) @robmyluv: Thanks, I always asked myself to whom she reminds me, there is a bit Elisabeth Taylor indeed. I like the girl, too. There were some news over here that her rep confirmed she broke up with Joe. TNo idea if it´s true or not :-)
Actually that photo you sent his suit looks too shinny, it looks like someone Ironed it when they perhaps shouldn't have........nice wicked look though.......
Keely funny you said that but there is a photo of them together floating around and I must say they look like a really cute couple, and Rob had a very happy grin also.....
No whorish...nooo, but not like Camilla, he looks more simple...I mean on the good way...I don't know, I found her too sophisticate, too 'I'm soo beautiful', snob and arrogant...that's it
Hey girls, my manners, sorry I just dropped in and got distracted :-) How are you today, still bulge-seeing ;-) Tempt,I think Rob once said in an interview I read that Camille was with one of his close frinds (TomStu) and that's how she got frinds with Rob :-) There are a few pics of them together, look here: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HshTMYttcWs/SVeQwhjCTzI/AAAAAAAABIQ/ip9QMVLdnTk/s400/robert-pattinson-and-camilla-belle.jpg
ORION I am doing 100 things at once at the moment xraying Robs penis is the last thing on my list....I know I need to prioritise but that's the way it is, I have to find something to wear for this god awful thing I have to go to tomorrow.........
ROTFL you both are very naughty girls! I just walk up and you are already xraying penis. Tempt what kind of event is it maybe we can gelp you to find something to wesr :-)
Look Orion Rob and I have gone over his bulge on many long dreamy nights and I am very familiar with all aspects of it.........and how it works...........
Keely: she is the one that introduce me to all that staff...she started 2 days ago, made everyone crazy with the bloody 'bulge' that only she could see in one Rob's pic...nobody couldn't see only her...
OH it's allright I'll find something the painful thing is it is the footy but corporate and you have to wear a suit......who wears a suit to the footy......man....and to top it off I have lost weight so nothing fits me anymore..........
A boy and his toys... *sigh*... I'm partial to Playstation, though...
Is there some sort of double meaning in the phrase on his T-shirt? It *would* be like Rob to wear a joke at his own expense... He certainly is *not* your average horse show, that's for sure... he's a thoroughbred from head to foot! *whinnies*
ROFL Orion, let´s blame Tempt than, I can see that you could do nothing against your thoughts when she once mentioned the bulge ;-)Just kidding, you know that, Tempt :-))
Tempt, is it footy like football? Than i agree, who wears suit to that? You got to jump and shout and have fun there, nothing seriouse should be involved there :-) Coming back to the bulge, I guess we only see what we wanna see and when it comes to Rob, we all get a bit *caugh* naughty *caugh*. Pssssst, dont´l let my bf hear this ;-)
I suggest the Xray 'today', but you started 2 days ago....and I told you I was upset because I couldn't find it, and I was expecting something like Alexander bulge and the thing is that you come up with creases on his bloody pant, and I had to show you a real Rob's bulge...thanks to Keti that sent me the pic
YEAH its footy like Aussie Rules, some bigwig thing in a Marquee, so I need to be on my best behaviour. Although we do start drinking from 10.30am so by lets say 10.40am my behaviour may have deteriorated.
Rules are have to wear corporate and no jeans......
Now, I'm going to get a cup of coffee and have a smoke,and from 2morrow I'll start smoking Camel,so I'll be prepare when he come to NZ...so we can smoke together...
Good idea, orion, time for some tea for me, too :-) I I didn´t know there are other rules in aussie footbal, Tempt. But it sound intresting. Also you really made me curiouse about that Alexander guy. I´m in full detoxication here, while waiting for a new chapter of TO :-(
The Bronze Horseman by Paulina Simons the key character is called Alexander and all the OZPAttz girls have fallen in love with him. There are three books in the series and I personnaly loved all 3, the characters are wonderful and the books are very Erotic......
I am also hanging out for TO I think I am going to wait until she finishes it all instead of reading a couple of chapters and then having to wait again.....
Orion and I are teasing each other by the way I hope no one thinks we are fighting, it is our relaxed warped Aussie Humor......
Keely: it's a series of 3 books. The Bronze Horseman it's the first, I recommend it Tempt: if you remember Tania make a good description of it when the make love for first time, lol
Girls, don´t worry, I didn´t think you were fighting, not even for a min :-) I will read the books as soon as possible, but I guess that will be in my next holidays, if my curiousity does not kill me til then :-) Tempt, I just have no strange to stay away from TO, guess I´m an official FF addict now ;-)
Sorry...just distracted with bulge shots, there's a feature on youtube on that particular pic haha. Another good one is somewhere on this blog with his bodyguard in Cannes. If Rob did read this, at least it counteracts the "asexual" rumours!
I hope he won't read this...please Yes I know witch one is because I'd read your comments with Keti...and I insist...are creases nothing else because I think the pants are to big for him and the Bulge are facing down
Well Im not sure it does, it confirms that we are a pack of horny women that spend all day reading Porn and looking at Robs crotch.......
See when you say it like that it sounds so logical and simple........not a thing wrong........
By the way just to let you girls know I put my email address on here before to get the new bulge pics and now I am getting some very weird emails......silly thing to do I know....it just goes to show you dont know who is reading this....
Hahaha priceless reaction Tempt! Yeah I've heard the expression "dress to the left" or "dress to the right", so I thought it was a habitual thing; not sure. I should ask DH except he'll ask "why?"
Georgie I suggest keep that one away from DH, maybe google it......hahahahh.....
Are you on the booze again........nice work...but it gets confusing with the reverse angle of the Camera so is it to the left or right..????
It baffles me when you and Orion pull out all these photo's you are both classic collectors.....
I remember this photo because he is definately in a merry mood....see I was too busy looking at his pissed eyes when I should of been looking elsewhere....
Hi rpattzgirl, it's Friday night and the horny OzPattz are out in force...well a few of us are...so you'll have to excuse our predilection for disproving any asexual rumours.
ORION are you seriously considering going to NZ.....
I have a bet for you girls, my prediction is that Rob will do a movie with Baz Lurman in the next 1-2 years......You may laugh but I made a prediction with a girlfriend about Hugh Jackman and that came true....
No doubt that Hugh will convince Rob to come to Aus once they start filming together.........and why wouldnt he, we are such loving fun individuals....
Actually I don't keep any pics on my computer as DH and his big eyes found 1 that I once had for my avi. But I've started a file on my memory key; saves searching for them on the net or on the blog. I've also started a favourite links document. All these Roboholic tendencies...makes me feel like it's dirty LOL!
ORION - I never once doubted the effectiveness of his equipment, but I still stand by my Tracky Pick and it is my true favorite. I do agree Georgie's takes the cake I will admit defeat, in fact it almost looks like it is almost standing to attention.......or on it's way anyway......
@Georgie ~ Sorry but I'm totally crashing your conversation but I had to say THANK YOU for that pic of Rob and his bulge!!! Finally! I've been trying to see his damn bulge in all the pics. Damn, I'm at work at can't read my FF when I need it!! LOL!!!
Tempt, I don't know if I will go, I have to find a really good excuse to give to my hubby, but anything is possible...but I hope that he'll comet to Australia when he's filming there, because Bobby long will be here around same time
Hi LR, you're welcome!! Join us...except we're in Friday night mode LOL and no I haven't had any alcohol tonight as I had to drive into the city and pick up DH. Haha yeah sure puts you in the mood for FF! I'm up to date with all mine, I have about 8 on the go.
Do you know I reckon Kellan would have decent Bulge also.......based on his 6 pack.........damm paps we have stopped getting pics of them all now.....I know this is a Rob site but a little variety is the spice of life...
You dont need to give DH excuses, I have been to Nepal 3 times on my own......I just said "you are all doing my head in I need a break" enough said.......
Hi Georgie! I'm so addicted to FF that I'm not reading any of my other books! I stay up late reading it and get like 3-4 hours of sleep a night! LOL! I'm currently reading The Dom. My fav is TO and WA was addictive. I also started reading LYLS until I started reading The Sub and couldn't put that one down!! What else do you suggest? I heard The Red Line is good. Hey, *whispers* do you have any other pics of Rob and his bulge? :)~
Georgie you would know this one of the girls recommended a story called "I Love LA" and she said it was more Patti Porn and not Twilight Focused, I cant find it have you heard of this one.....
LR, yes I've read all of those (but not the Red Line). Currently reading The Training, follows on from the Dom. I found The Sub a bit demeaning and wanted to slap some sense into Bella, but the Dom makes it worthwhile coz you know Edward has "feelings".
ORION what is it, come on give us the link.......GEORGIE I know what you mean I have this huge computer screen so all my pics are very obvious to someone looking over my sholder......
Tempt, yes I started reading that one once on Twilighted...you have to create a login, but I keep forgetting the password so abandoned it. It's a story about Rob in LA pre-Twilight I think.
Georgie ~ I know. When I started reading TS I read the first few chaps with my eyebrow raised and wasn't sure I could get into it, but obviously I did. And now reading EPOV it all comes together now (no pun intended!!). The Training is not finished yet right? I found tara sue me's blog too.
I love Darkward! I can't seem to read the Pattiporn yet. I like to keep it to Edward and just choose my pics of Rob to represent that Edward character! I'm so pathetic!! LOL!!!!!
LindaRose, no she only posted the much-anticipated chapter of The Training on 22 September. "Pattiporn" haha never heard that expression before. I was reading a really hot Robsten FF but it's been pulled!
Georgie why would they pull it ?? surely not because of it's rating, I mean FF is pure porn so there must be another reason......
Orion where did you go with our picture and did anyone find out about Men and Penis Side Preference....I googled and got some very strange things......
I think I may need to go to bed now things are getting a little weird.....
They'd pull it if there was any pressure, for legal reasons as it's about real ppl not characters I think. So your research came up with nothing definitive Tempt?? I can see you at the footy tomorrow doing some crotch checking haha!
I dont think there will be any eye candy where I am going, only dirty old men with lots of money........and shinny red faces after they get drunk......
Yeah, where is orion? I'm all excited to see the bulge!!
Oh and I think whatever side the man prefers is his standard side. I guess kind of like a part in your hair?! LOL What a comparison. When men get their pants tailored specifically for them the tailor will ask them what side to give that side some extra room. *ahem*
THAT's where you were Orion?! Are you on FB LindaRose? Tempt: you'd better take the binoculars then and look at those AFL stars...the non players in their savvy suits!
LR thank you that sounds logical - the reason I wanted to know is from now on when I look at photo's of Rob I will know which side to check out because he obviously has a favorite side........
Lovely Ladies on that not I will leave you with some wise words
When we value ourselves As part of nature And value nature As ourselves, We're at home In the oneness Of Tao
Just think of you 'Pattiporn' as part of nature ...... Rob if you read this, sorry, but can I make a request perhaps some tighter jeans may make it easier for us Aussie girls to do our research.....
Tight jeans? I wonder if this is the pic I'm thinking of. The US Weekly pic of him standing to the side hands in his hair in the denim vest and bare chested showing his happy trail, his undies and . . . *thud*
HOLY SHIT it's too the right again.......now I can sleep in peace.............sorry Orion although a very good package I still think Georgie's is the winner......
Oh my, yes I have that one. Used to be my desktop pic but I couldn't handle staring at it all day!! Too many naughty thoughts in my head!! There is another one too when he's wearing the leather jacket. I really wish he would wear tight jeans all the time. But that other pic from Georgie is the most revealing one so far. *heavy sigh* I'll send it to you orion and maybe you can post for Temp and Georgie?
That was me Tempt: I was telling Orion and LR that you were on FB commenting on the first Rob pic but then you came back on line, here so it was a dud comment.
orion, I just sent you one more. I'm not sure if it's the same one that you posted on FB but it's a closer shot similar to the hands through the hair package one. I'm just going to repeat what I wrote to you so that Georgie can read. But I wanted to say that Georgie's pic wins for most revealing!! Good God!!!!
Yes they are George! Love that photoshoot. So hot in the tight jeans, boots and leather jacket. Just my type of guy there. Now all he needs is a Harley!!!
LindaRose, did you say earlier that you only get 4-5 hours sleep a night? Me too! Lately I've been doing work on the computer until about 1am (except I took tonight off) then I read FF sometimes up until 2am, then can't get to sleep, then wake up around 7am - then I'm stuffed the next day!
Georgie, yes because of the damn FF!! LOL! I wake up at 5:00 am and I read till about 1:00-1:30, once until 2:00! Needless to say that morning I overslept and got to work late. It's really bad. I can't tear myself away. But be all those lemons! :)
Hi Orion, hi LR :-) LOL I can't believe I was away for 2 hours and you kept chatting :-) I´m addicted to FF right now! I started with WA, followed by I love LA and now I´m reading TO. Can´t stop :-)
there are a lot of lemons, I was reading 'a life extraordinary' and I didn't like much, didn't finish yet...a lot of sex between Edward and Bella, Vampire sex...but a lemon
Hi Keely...we've been addicted to something else tonight (it's Friday night oops after midnight in Aus for Orion and me, Tempt has gone to bed). I hope you're not a 15 y/o schoolgirl haha, if so don't read any of the back comments LOL!
Orion, I saw a very nice blouse and didn´t buy it, because I already spent so much money. Now I´m thiking of going back and getting it although I shouldn´t LOL
First love Rob in red and black, and don't forget the beanie.....yummm.
Second,I've been reading all the comments and you ladies crack me up. My stomache muscles hurt. It's 9 am where I am, and I'm hot and bothered from reading about which side "it" hangs.lol (waves to all)
LOL, I guess, I have to many when it comes to shopping, Orion ;-)What I forgot to ask when Tempt was still on is if you guys know that there are also some outtakes of The Office. Extrastories which are not included in the chapters. Two are Rosalies point of viwe and one is Edwards I guess :-)
Yes go on Keely, you know you want to! Happy birthday for next month - you'll have to tell us when. Yes you should find PA OK on FF - it's actually His Personal Assistant. You'll like it too Orion! Anyway, speaking of FF I'm gonna take the laptop to bed and try and get into Twilighted which keeps telling me I'm not registered... Goodnight ladies, we've had fun tonight/today!
What am I the only looser in on a Friday Night ???? Luv Rob in Red T and Beannie ............sooooo sexxxyyy
ReplyDeleteThanks Kate , we love HQ and being able to count the hairs on Robs arms.......
ReplyDeleteOH Red DOES look good on him. Me likes... My only question is: why would ANYONE wanna carry a ripped piece of an XBOX 360 cardboard box around?
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! It's friday morning here ! ;-)
ReplyDeletelove the red tee. it says "not your average horse show" *grin
ReplyDeletecamilla is pretty she looks like young elizabeth taylor.
is she still with joe?
No Tempt, I'm here on a Friday night too, absolutely salivating over the HQ's. It looks like he's either just pulled the beanie off or is about to put it on, and has just purchased an X box game/accessory and torn open the box while fishing for his Camels. Certainly "not your average horse show" indeed! Rob in Red = WIN.
ReplyDeleteDH is in Sydney so I am reading some FF and checking out the comments.........A Glass of Champagne, some sweet soul music and FF Porn, what more could a girl want......Oh and very pleasant visuals also......
ReplyDeleteThanks Kate for my early morning Rob and coffee! He looks freshly showered here with wet hair. Hmmm, or is that just my fantasy?! LOL!!! Love the HQs!!
ReplyDeleteFunny thing Tempt... I'm always feeling like I'm the only loser lurking around early in the European morning :)
ReplyDeleteRob is looking scrumptious, but I do wish he would lose the beanie. Oh and what the hell, he can lose the shirt too.
LittleBear - STOP THAT - how can you wish for something so evil.........Rob is at his true Horniness in his Beanie and it is much loved in the OZPattz community.......
ReplyDeleteThis Wicked thinking must stoppppppp......
Good Morning by the way....
Being a horse owner and lover, having Rob wear anything horse related is EPIC WIN!!!!!! THUD.
ReplyDeleteTempt - you're forgetting the first rule of good RobPorn:
ReplyDelete"The less clothes, the better."
(good morning/night to you too!)
All I want is for him to wear the Beanie, nothing else, although perhaps you are right good RobPorn requires a good fist full of hair.........sorry I just love him in the beanie too much to sacrifice it..............
ReplyDeleteBy the way its 8.40pm on a very boring Friday Night....
Hi Tempt!! I sent you a real bulge, lol
ReplyDeleteCome on! we can have some fun!! talking...lol
ReplyDeleteNice pics, I love Rob in red...make me hot.
ReplyDeletethank you Kate for the pics specially because are HQ. He smoke Camel, see didn't know that...and he has a x box carton on his hand...and Tempt I did a X ray for bulge parts
I love Rob in red. Of course the man looks great in any color.
ReplyDeleteAlright then, beanie, and nothing else. Seems like a fair compromise to me.
ReplyDeleteHere's it almost midday. I love how the world is robsessing round the clock :)
Afternoon here guys I am off to work but I had to lurk around a tinny bit before I go. Robsessing round the clock indeed.
ReplyDeleteOh God! I love Rob's beard...so dirty
ReplyDeleteORION you dirty little devil........how are you my luv ???? sorry it's been one of those days.........
ReplyDeleteLove your pic and do you know that LOISADA sent me the exact same pic......hows that.....
I am so with you I love the beard SO SO DIRTY.....in HQ you can count the hairs yummmy
Damn, I love the beard too. So sexy and manly (sigh).
ReplyDeleteOH YEAH forgot to tell you did you see the coments, I let Keti know the pic I was referring to and she could see it also............it's a miracle...........
ReplyDeleteOr we are both crazy.......that is also highly possible....
Hi Tempt!! I'm happy to see you. Yeah! Rob's beard make me very weak. Did you took a X ray like I said before, the pics are HQ so is easy to see...if you know what I mean, every detail
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOO - and where do you have access to such equipment.......sometimes it's the small subtle things that make the most pleasure....
ReplyDeleteLove the man in red :-)
ReplyDelete@robmyluv: Thanks, I always asked myself to whom she reminds me, there is a bit Elisabeth Taylor indeed. I like the girl, too. There were some news over here that her rep confirmed she broke up with Joe. TNo idea if it´s true or not :-)
Actually that photo you sent his suit looks too shinny, it looks like someone Ironed it when they perhaps shouldn't have........nice wicked look though.......
ReplyDeleteEasy girl go and click on the small pics and another page will be open, and after put web size and make the Xray...
ReplyDeleteKeely funny you said that but there is a photo of them together floating around and I must say they look like a really cute couple, and Rob had a very happy grin also.....
ReplyDeleteBLOODY HELL.............Soooo comando......I zoomed in..........OH LORDY....
ReplyDeleteI don't see Camilla with Rob...she's too clean...lol
ReplyDeleteOH WHAT everyone keeps telling us what a nice boy Rob is, now you are saying he needs someone a little ?? whorish......
ReplyDeleteNo whorish...nooo, but not like Camilla, he looks more simple...I mean on the good way...I don't know, I found her too sophisticate, too 'I'm soo beautiful', snob and arrogant...that's it
ReplyDeleteHey girls, my manners, sorry I just dropped in and got distracted :-) How are you today, still bulge-seeing ;-)
ReplyDeleteTempt,I think Rob once said in an interview I read that Camille was with one of his close frinds (TomStu) and that's how she got frinds with Rob :-) There are a few pics of them together, look here:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_HshTMYttcWs/SVeQwhjCTzI/AAAAAAAABIQ/ip9QMVLdnTk/s400/robert-pattinson-and-camilla-belle.jpg
did you make your Xray?
ReplyDeleteYes, what keeli said I read that before, that she was with Tom
ReplyDelete@orion: But I agree with you, orion. I can´t see them as an item :-)
ReplyDeleteYeah, and I don't have anything against her, she beautiful girl but for me it's not match there...
ReplyDeleteORION I am doing 100 things at once at the moment xraying Robs penis is the last thing on my list....I know I need to prioritise but that's the way it is, I have to find something to wear for this god awful thing I have to go to tomorrow.........
ReplyDeleteTempt, you just disappointed me...something to wear is more important that Rob's bulge???
ReplyDeleteROTFL you both are very naughty girls! I just walk up and you are already xraying penis.
ReplyDeleteTempt what kind of event is it maybe we can gelp you to find something to wesr :-)
Oh Jesus, something is wrong with the grammer section in my brain :-) I ment woke.
ReplyDeleteLook Orion Rob and I have gone over his bulge on many long dreamy nights and I am very familiar with all aspects of it.........and how it works...........
ReplyDeleteKeely: she is the one that introduce me to all that staff...she started 2 days ago, made everyone crazy with the bloody 'bulge' that only she could see in one Rob's pic...nobody couldn't see only her...
ReplyDeleteOH it's allright I'll find something the painful thing is it is the footy but corporate and you have to wear a suit......who wears a suit to the footy......man....and to top it off I have lost weight so nothing fits me anymore..........
ReplyDeleteA boy and his toys... *sigh*... I'm partial to Playstation, though...
ReplyDeleteIs there some sort of double meaning in the phrase on his T-shirt? It *would* be like Rob to wear a joke at his own expense... He certainly is *not* your average horse show, that's for sure... he's a thoroughbred from head to foot! *whinnies*
And, yep, red looks mighty fine on him...
ROFL Orion, let´s blame Tempt than, I can see that you could do nothing against your thoughts when she once mentioned the bulge ;-)Just kidding, you know that, Tempt :-))
ReplyDeleteORION you nasty little troll, that's not true as I mentioned before KETI identified the bulge I was referring to..........
ReplyDeleteDon't blame me for your wicked ways, you were the one who suggested the xray....
Tempt, is it footy like football? Than i agree, who wears suit to that? You got to jump and shout and have fun there, nothing seriouse should be involved there :-)
ReplyDeleteComing back to the bulge, I guess we only see what we wanna see and when it comes to Rob, we all get a bit *caugh* naughty *caugh*. Pssssst, dont´l let my bf hear this ;-)
I suggest the Xray 'today', but you started 2 days ago....and I told you I was upset because I couldn't find it, and I was expecting something like Alexander bulge and the thing is that you come up with creases on his bloody pant, and I had to show you a real Rob's bulge...thanks to Keti that sent me the pic
ReplyDeleteYEAH its footy like Aussie Rules, some bigwig thing in a Marquee, so I need to be on my best behaviour. Although we do start drinking from 10.30am so by lets say 10.40am my behaviour may have deteriorated.
ReplyDeleteRules are have to wear corporate and no jeans......
What were you expecting "morning wood" jesus I said it was subtle but sweet.....
ReplyDeleteNow, I'm going to get a cup of coffee and have a smoke,and from 2morrow I'll start smoking Camel,so I'll be prepare when he come to NZ...so we can smoke together...
ReplyDeleteI'll be back
GOD ORION all this talk of "bulges" and "morning wood" put you in a mood has it..........
ReplyDeleteBy the way No One and I mean No One can measure up to Alexander in that department......and I know you agree with me on this one....
Good idea, orion, time for some tea for me, too :-) I
ReplyDeleteI didn´t know there are other rules in aussie footbal, Tempt. But it sound intresting. Also you really made me curiouse about that Alexander guy. I´m in full detoxication here, while waiting for a new chapter of TO :-(
The Bronze Horseman by Paulina Simons the key character is called Alexander and all the OZPAttz girls have fallen in love with him. There are three books in the series and I personnaly loved all 3, the characters are wonderful and the books are very Erotic......
ReplyDeleteI am also hanging out for TO I think I am going to wait until she finishes it all instead of reading a couple of chapters and then having to wait again.....
Orion and I are teasing each other by the way I hope no one thinks we are fighting, it is our relaxed warped Aussie Humor......
Keely: it's a series of 3 books. The Bronze Horseman it's the first, I recommend it
ReplyDeleteTempt: if you remember Tania make a good description of it when the make love for first time, lol
No way, we're not fighting, is our way of having fun...she knows that I lover her...and we love to fantasies a lot, lol
ReplyDeleteYes I think it was something like "you are not going to stick that thing in me" or similar.
ReplyDeleteI loaned my copy out to a girlfriend....
Hey your logic on the smoking Camel is a little off, thats like me wearing lace panties incase I run into Bad Edward...........
Girls, don´t worry, I didn´t think you were fighting, not even for a min :-)
ReplyDeleteI will read the books as soon as possible, but I guess that will be in my next holidays, if my curiousity does not kill me til then :-) Tempt, I just have no strange to stay away from TO, guess I´m an official FF addict now ;-)
Way is a little off...something to share...and it's good to have a smoke after...do you know what a mean?
ReplyDeleteActually no I don't I never tried smoking, not even at school.........somethings I just had the willpower to say no to.......
ReplyDeleteGeorgie is in msn and ask me in what pic you'll the commando? see? I told you Tempt, everyone wants to know
ReplyDeleteOkay, sweets, I´m off for some shopping, but I might drop in later. Have a nice day/night you both. Keep bulge watching and tell me all about it ;-)
ReplyDeletesoorry! 'you'll see' the commando
ReplyDeleteNow I wanna see the bulge and commando...what have I missed?
ReplyDeleteHow exciting Tempt that you're going to the AFL GF tomorrow. Go St Kilda - haven't won a premiership in 43 years, they deserve it!
Bye Keely! have fun
ReplyDeleteSO MUCH PRESSURE from now on I shall keep my lustful thoughts to myself.........
ReplyDeleteIt was in the pics you sent robertpattinson 29-1 jpg. and for the rest of u out there IT's MY BULGE AND I WONT SHARE ANYMORE...........LMAO.....
God you dont think Rob ever reads these things do you ????
Sorry...just distracted with bulge shots, there's a feature on youtube on that particular pic haha. Another good one is somewhere on this blog with his bodyguard in Cannes. If Rob did read this, at least it counteracts the "asexual" rumours!
ReplyDeleteJust swapping bulge views with Orion on MSN haha. I'll try and find the Cannes one. Hey it's Friday night and I'm on a roll...
ReplyDeleteI hope he won't read this...please
ReplyDeleteYes I know witch one is because I'd read your comments with Keti...and I insist...are creases nothing else because I think the pants are to big for him and the Bulge are facing down
Well Im not sure it does, it confirms that we are a pack of horny women that spend all day reading Porn and looking at Robs crotch.......
ReplyDeleteSee when you say it like that it sounds so logical and simple........not a thing wrong........
By the way just to let you girls know I put my email address on here before to get the new bulge pics and now I am getting some very weird emails......silly thing to do I know....it just goes to show you dont know who is reading this....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_17VHNXow7TA/SipbMawrzPI/AAAAAAAAHJQ/07FVW9-lVOI/s1600-h/Robert+Pattinson+Cannes5.jpg
ReplyDeleteclick on this Orion and Tempt
Its not folds...you need to be a conasour of The Tracksuit Pant to appreciate it's strategic folds.
ReplyDeleteNow as I mentioned it is subtle but there is definately something there, do we need to get CSI onto this ??
GEORGIE - HOLY FUCKING SHIT - it hangs to the right.....nice visual.....
ReplyDeleteNow I am not a guy as you all know, do they alternate the position based on what they wear or is it usually the same side all the time?????
Hahaha priceless reaction Tempt! Yeah I've heard the expression "dress to the left" or "dress to the right", so I thought it was a habitual thing; not sure. I should ask DH except he'll ask "why?"
ReplyDeleteOrion is putting it on her FB...I dared her LOL.
ReplyDeleteGah' I love this man in red!
ReplyDeleteGeorgie!! that's a real BULGE...
ReplyDeleteTempt, check that!
Georgie I suggest keep that one away from DH, maybe google it......hahahahh.....
ReplyDeleteAre you on the booze again........nice work...but it gets confusing with the reverse angle of the Camera so is it to the left or right..????
It baffles me when you and Orion pull out all these photo's you are both classic collectors.....
I remember this photo because he is definately in a merry mood....see I was too busy looking at his pissed eyes when I should of been looking elsewhere....
Hi rpattzgirl, it's Friday night and the horny OzPattz are out in force...well a few of us are...so you'll have to excuse our predilection for disproving any asexual rumours.
ReplyDeleteSo, Tempt..see. That's the real thing, you easily can see that the boy is very good equipped
ReplyDeleteUsually very good equipped!! (sorry I looked it again)
ReplyDeleteIt's getting hot tonite or it's me?
ReplyDeleteORION are you seriously considering going to NZ.....
ReplyDeleteI have a bet for you girls, my prediction is that Rob will do a movie with Baz Lurman in the next 1-2 years......You may laugh but I made a prediction with a girlfriend about Hugh Jackman and that came true....
No doubt that Hugh will convince Rob to come to Aus once they start filming together.........and why wouldnt he, we are such loving fun individuals....
Actually I don't keep any pics on my computer as DH and his big eyes found 1 that I once had for my avi. But I've started a file on my memory key; saves searching for them on the net or on the blog. I've also started a favourite links document. All these Roboholic tendencies...makes me feel like it's dirty LOL!
ReplyDeleteI reckon Australia would have some idyllic Esme Isle filming locations...
ReplyDeleteORION - I never once doubted the effectiveness of his equipment, but I still stand by my Tracky Pick and it is my true favorite. I do agree Georgie's takes the cake I will admit defeat, in fact it almost looks like it is almost standing to attention.......or on it's way anyway......
ReplyDelete@Georgie ~ Sorry but I'm totally crashing your conversation but I had to say THANK YOU for that pic of Rob and his bulge!!! Finally! I've been trying to see his damn bulge in all the pics. Damn, I'm at work at can't read my FF when I need it!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteGeorgie you and me both....dirty wicked women who hide away there Rob Porn...........
ReplyDeleteTempt, I don't know if I will go, I have to find a really good excuse to give to my hubby, but anything is possible...but I hope that he'll comet to Australia when he's filming there, because Bobby long will be here around same time
ReplyDeleteHi LR, you're welcome!! Join us...except we're in Friday night mode LOL and no I haven't had any alcohol tonight as I had to drive into the city and pick up DH. Haha yeah sure puts you in the mood for FF! I'm up to date with all mine, I have about 8 on the go.
ReplyDeleteLindarose it's other one too, but Georgie one is the best, no doubt
ReplyDeleteDo you know I reckon Kellan would have decent Bulge also.......based on his 6 pack.........damm paps we have stopped getting pics of them all now.....I know this is a Rob site but a little variety is the spice of life...
ReplyDeleteYou dont need to give DH excuses, I have been to Nepal 3 times on my own......I just said "you are all doing my head in I need a break" enough said.......
Hey! I found another bulge!!
ReplyDeleteHi Georgie! I'm so addicted to FF that I'm not reading any of my other books! I stay up late reading it and get like 3-4 hours of sleep a night! LOL! I'm currently reading The Dom. My fav is TO and WA was addictive. I also started reading LYLS until I started reading The Sub and couldn't put that one down!! What else do you suggest? I heard The Red Line is good. Hey, *whispers* do you have any other pics of Rob and his bulge? :)~
ReplyDeleteI don't know why I didn't check this one before
ReplyDeleteYeah I reckon Kellan would be less subtle about flaunting it...you see a lot of the abs and pecs, worth seeing though!
ReplyDeleteRob is my escapism from reality except I'd like to be home alone more often so I'm not always looking over my shoulder.
Georgie you would know this one of the girls recommended a story called "I Love LA" and she said it was more Patti Porn and not Twilight Focused, I cant find it have you heard of this one.....
ReplyDeleteHi orion! Oh do tell please. Are you sending via email or link? (geez, this is so not the way to start a work day!! LOL!!!!!)
ReplyDeleteWHERE ORION?
ReplyDeleteLR, yes I've read all of those (but not the Red Line). Currently reading The Training, follows on from the Dom. I found The Sub a bit demeaning and wanted to slap some sense into Bella, but the Dom makes it worthwhile coz you know Edward has "feelings".
ReplyDeleteORION what is it, come on give us the link.......GEORGIE I know what you mean I have this huge computer screen so all my pics are very obvious to someone looking over my sholder......
ReplyDeleteTempt, yes I started reading that one once on Twilighted...you have to create a login, but I keep forgetting the password so abandoned it. It's a story about Rob in LA pre-Twilight I think.
ReplyDeleteGeorgie ~ I know. When I started reading TS I read the first few chaps with my eyebrow raised and wasn't sure I could get into it, but obviously I did. And now reading EPOV it all comes together now (no pun intended!!). The Training is not finished yet right? I found tara sue me's blog too.
ReplyDeleteI love Darkward! I can't seem to read the Pattiporn yet. I like to keep it to Edward and just choose my pics of Rob to represent that Edward character! I'm so pathetic!! LOL!!!!!
LR that Pic Georgie sent may get a little work out then hey.....
ReplyDeleteLindaRose, no she only posted the much-anticipated chapter of The Training on 22 September. "Pattiporn" haha never heard that expression before. I was reading a really hot Robsten FF but it's been pulled!
ReplyDeleteOrion what are you doing with that pic??
ReplyDeleteI know, you're doing something dirty with it ROTFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteGeorgie why would they pull it ?? surely not because of it's rating, I mean FF is pure porn so there must be another reason......
ReplyDeleteOrion where did you go with our picture and did anyone find out about Men and Penis Side Preference....I googled and got some very strange things......
I think I may need to go to bed now things are getting a little weird.....
ORION where are you ??? I cant go to be until I see it.........HURRY UPPPPPPP...
ReplyDeleteThey'd pull it if there was any pressure, for legal reasons as it's about real ppl not characters I think. So your research came up with nothing definitive Tempt?? I can see you at the footy tomorrow doing some crotch checking haha!
ReplyDeleteOrion is MIA...
@Temp ~ Um, hell yeah!!! LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteActually GEORGIE lets adopt that as our new Bulge word - instead of a Bulge pic it is now a Pattiporn Pic.....classy dont you think.....
ReplyDeleteI dont think there will be any eye candy where I am going, only dirty old men with lots of money........and shinny red faces after they get drunk......
ReplyDeletesorry girls! I had to pick up my son on the bus stop.
ReplyDeleteI'll post it on FB so you'll know which one is...it's not a bulge it's a package, lol
Yeah, where is orion? I'm all excited to see the bulge!!
ReplyDeleteOh and I think whatever side the man prefers is his standard side. I guess kind of like a part in your hair?! LOL What a comparison. When men get their pants tailored specifically for them the tailor will ask them what side to give that side some extra room. *ahem*
Yay brilliant - that's almost a tongue-twister!
ReplyDeleteLindaRose - really? They'd make the pants lopsided for that...well maybe "balanced" after all.
ReplyDeleteorion ~ I'm on FB too, can you give me the link? Pretty please?
ReplyDeleteTemp ~ do I get created for the Pattiporn slogan? LOL!!!
Hey where's JandR today(tonight)?
ReplyDeleteGeorgie ~ Now I'm not a tailor but that is what I've heard so that there is no tugging or stretching in that general area . . .
ReplyDeleteTHAT's where you were Orion?! Are you on FB LindaRose?
ReplyDeleteTempt: you'd better take the binoculars then and look at those AFL stars...the non players in their savvy suits!
Yes I've been wondering where JandR is tonight, probably out somewhere having a life...
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ReplyDeleteYes I'm on FB.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE THAT ONE ORION - Rob in tight jeans, should be more of it!
ReplyDeleteorion ~ I'm on my way, I'll be emailing you like in a second!! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteTake your comment with the email off now Orion or you'll get lots of spam...
ReplyDeleteLR thank you that sounds logical - the reason I wanted to know is from now on when I look at photo's of Rob I will know which side to check out because he obviously has a favorite side........
ReplyDeleteLovely Ladies on that not I will leave you with some wise words
When we value ourselves
As part of nature
And value nature
As ourselves,
We're at home
In the oneness
Of Tao
Just think of you 'Pattiporn' as part of nature ...... Rob if you read this, sorry, but can I make a request perhaps some tighter jeans may make it easier for us Aussie girls to do our research.....
Love you all xxooo
...I mean now that LindaRose has it.
ReplyDeleteTempt: did you see it? lindarose? georgie?
ReplyDeleteTight jeans? I wonder if this is the pic I'm thinking of. The US Weekly pic of him standing to the side hands in his hair in the denim vest and bare chested showing his happy trail, his undies and . . . *thud*
ReplyDeleteLove you too Tempt, Goodnight! I enjoyed our chat - go the Saints!
ReplyDeleteGot it Orion, thanks!!! OMG I love that one. You got it LR!!!
ReplyDeletethat's the one Lindarose, he has a very tight jeans, lol
ReplyDeleteRob, please, go to other site, don't read anything we wrote, specially Tempt
Night Temp! It was nice chit-chating for a little while!
ReplyDeleteTempt why? don't go yet
ReplyDeleteHOLY SHIT it's too the right again.......now I can sleep in peace.............sorry Orion although a very good package I still think Georgie's is the winner......
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ReplyDeleteOh my, yes I have that one. Used to be my desktop pic but I couldn't handle staring at it all day!! Too many naughty thoughts in my head!! There is another one too when he's wearing the leather jacket. I really wish he would wear tight jeans all the time. But that other pic from Georgie is the most revealing one so far. *heavy sigh* I'll send it to you orion and maybe you can post for Temp and Georgie?
ReplyDeleteI have to I am drooling at the moment, not just because of these pics either.
ReplyDeleteBecause of all the heavy shit that has been happening I have had to take sleeping tablets, I just cant sleep I am freaking out a little......
Good night, Tempt! 2morrow tell me what kind of 'bulge' dream you had
ReplyDeleteOK who wrote something naughty that was deleted ????
ReplyDelete@LindaRose send it. thank you.
ReplyDeleteWell Tempt can sleep easy now...happy Rob-to-the-right dreams!
ReplyDeletenot me. Tempt you're still worry about your children?
ReplyDeleteThat was me Tempt: I was telling Orion and LR that you were on FB commenting on the first Rob pic but then you came back on line, here so it was a dud comment.
ReplyDeleteYou guys crack me up "honey you know you shouldn't cross your legs like that, it must be sooo uncomfortable, afterall you do lean to the right"
ReplyDeleteNighty Nite....
orion ~ it's on its way!!
ReplyDeleteHe knows what he's doing, SMART BOY!!
ReplyDeleteGOOD NITE! ROBULGEDREAMS
LOL Tempt, nite nite!
ReplyDeleteWhat are you sending LR?
Another bulge pic!
ReplyDeleteGOT IT! YEAAHH! IN THAT ONE TOO...SO I FEEL GOOD TONITE, WE FOUND A FEW BULGES, AFTER A VERY DEEP INVESTIGATION...
ReplyDeleteCan you fwd to me Orion pls?
ReplyDeleteI think the problem is that we are so excited when we have Rob's pics that we don't check properly
ReplyDeleteYes Georgie
ReplyDeleteGeorgie: Done
ReplyDeleteThanks Orion! I think they're the same jeans/same photoshoot, as my avi.
ReplyDeleteorion, I just sent you one more. I'm not sure if it's the same one that you posted on FB but it's a closer shot similar to the hands through the hair package one. I'm just going to repeat what I wrote to you so that Georgie can read. But I wanted to say that Georgie's pic wins for most revealing!! Good God!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes they are George! Love that photoshoot. So hot in the tight jeans, boots and leather jacket. Just my type of guy there. Now all he needs is a Harley!!!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Linda! Yes I agreed with you that Georgie one is the most revealing, and there is other one similar to the Georgie's
ReplyDeleteGeorgie, are you realizing that we are close to the date?!?! I can't wait, lol. We are all going to meet and NEW MOON!!!
ReplyDeleteLinda: I didn't receive it yet
ReplyDeletesorry girls, just looking back through the blog...pretty sure Gozde posted that pic twice.
ReplyDeleteYep not long to go Orion till we meet up in Sydney for NM YAY!
Hmm, weird. I just resent it. Hope yo get it!! What is the other pic close to Georgie's bulge pic? Do tell! :)
ReplyDeleteLindaRose, did you say earlier that you only get 4-5 hours sleep a night? Me too! Lately I've been doing work on the computer until about 1am (except I took tonight off) then I read FF sometimes up until 2am, then can't get to sleep, then wake up around 7am - then I'm stuffed the next day!
ReplyDeleteTalk about WA!!
ReplyDeleteLinda: I got your email, and yes I got that one too. I like his tummy in that one.... hair a lot of hair going down, down...drooling,lol
ReplyDeleteGeorgie, yes because of the damn FF!! LOL! I wake up at 5:00 am and I read till about 1:00-1:30, once until 2:00! Needless to say that morning I overslept and got to work late. It's really bad. I can't tear myself away. But be all those lemons! :)
ReplyDeleteLinda, I'll send it to you
ReplyDeleteTell me about it!! When I was reading WA, I could so relate! LOL!!
ReplyDelete"But be all those lemons!" I meant to say "Must be all those lemons!"
ReplyDeleteorion ~ Ooh, thank you so much. (Is it crazy that I follow his happy trail by touching my computer screen?!) Grrrrrrr!!!!!!
Just found out that Beyond Twilight is now on Twilighted - I find that such a hard site to navigate...once I remember my password!
ReplyDeleteGirls: me too, lately I don't sleep much, 5 or 6 hours, don't know why....maybe Rob's spell?
ReplyDeleteHi Orion, hi LR :-) LOL I can't believe I was away for 2 hours and you kept chatting :-) I´m addicted to FF right now! I started with WA, followed by I love LA and now I´m reading TO. Can´t stop :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd hi georgie *waves*
ReplyDeleteWhere's mine Orion....I want to touch happy trail too..
ReplyDeletethere are a lot of lemons, I was reading 'a life extraordinary' and I didn't like much, didn't finish yet...a lot of sex between Edward and Bella, Vampire sex...but a lemon
ReplyDeleteHi Keely...we've been addicted to something else tonight (it's Friday night oops after midnight in Aus for Orion and me, Tempt has gone to bed). I hope you're not a 15 y/o schoolgirl haha, if so don't read any of the back comments LOL!
ReplyDeleteHi keely! welcome back. How was your shopping?
ReplyDeleteGeorgie you know which one is
ReplyDeleteKeely, you'll enjoy Personal Assistant too....he looks like BB!
ReplyDeleteROFL, nope George, I´m going to double the 15 next month ;-) So no box on the ears for me :-))
ReplyDeleteOrion, I saw a very nice blouse and didn´t buy it, because I already spent so much money. Now I´m thiking of going back and getting it although I shouldn´t LOL
ReplyDeleteGeorgie, what is the personal assisten? CAn I find it on ff?
ReplyDeleteKeeli, oh well, sometimes is good to have treats girl
ReplyDeleteFirst love Rob in red and black, and don't forget the beanie.....yummm.
ReplyDeleteSecond,I've been reading all the comments and you ladies crack me up. My stomache muscles hurt. It's 9 am where I am, and I'm hot and bothered from reading about which side "it" hangs.lol
(waves to all)
Carry on!
LOL, I guess, I have to many when it comes to shopping, Orion ;-)What I forgot to ask when Tempt was still on is if you guys know that there are also some outtakes of The Office. Extrastories which are not included in the chapters. Two are Rosalies point of viwe and one is Edwards I guess :-)
ReplyDeleteYes go on Keely, you know you want to! Happy birthday for next month - you'll have to tell us when. Yes you should find PA OK on FF - it's actually His Personal Assistant. You'll like it too Orion!
ReplyDeleteAnyway, speaking of FF I'm gonna take the laptop to bed and try and get into Twilighted which keeps telling me I'm not registered...
Goodnight ladies, we've had fun tonight/today!
Good night, Georgie! Have some nice dreams :-) And when you got in Twilighted read I love L.A. :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL RPaddict, Friday night conversations (for a few of us anyway at the moment) are always a little more risque!
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the birthday wishes, it´s the 27th :-) Damn and I´m really thinking of getting back and buying that blouse LOL
ReplyDeleteYeah Keely that was the reason I first registered for Twilighted months ago to read that!
ReplyDelete..consider it an early birthday present if you do but it Keely!
ReplyDeleteG'nite Orion, chat tomorrow.
I mean "buy" it!
ReplyDeleteThat´s a good choice, Georgie. I love LA is one of my favourites :-)
ReplyDeleteGeorgie is only one chapter?
ReplyDelete@Georgie: ROFL, I get it. If there were not the other presents I already bought for myself LOL
ReplyDeleteGood night Georgie, Keely and LindaRose! We have fun tonite. see you 2morrow. Sweet Robbulgedreams!!!
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