oh. my. God. I don't even know what to say anymore. I WANT that couch!! and they better not febreeze it before they send it, either-I'm just going to lay on it and smell the cushions all day...who gives a shit what kind of looks my hubby gives me ;) LOL
They just need to post the head to toe version, and put it on a couch cover.. I'd cover ever fucking couch in my house with that shit! Hell make bed spreads too.. I'm good with that!
Holy mother os fuckhawtness!!
Dude seriously.. you know not what you do... but not to worry.. you'll love the results :)
OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN AND EARTH!!! The angels wept!! The sky has fallen!! The sun exploded!! Can this man get me any hotter?? Hurry, call the fire department and hose me down, I'm combusting in lusting! Does he even remotely have ANY idea of the strength of his super-Robpowers? That he can impregnate millions of women with just a lusty look into a camera lens? That he can make any piece of furniture a priceless objet d'art? (He could even fart on the cushion and I'd cherish it for ever and ever!) That his beautiful hands and jaw and mouth and eyes and sparklepeen create the best Robporn ever? That he can make me feel 21 and unbelievably horny again???? Does he have any idea what Horizontal Sexytime Rob does to me???????
I CAN'T STAND IT! But like the delightfully demented masochist that I am, I keep coming back for more. And more. And MORE!! DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, DON'T EVER FRICKING STOP, OH GOD, OH GOD! OH GOD! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!! UNICORNS!!!!!!
Um, pardon me while I catch my breath....ahhhh, there. *smile of complete and total ecstasy on face
Dani, are you pregnant??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can I ask a personal question - what were YOU looking at 6 months ago....?? *wink, wink! Pleeeeeze keep up with these kind of posts - you feed my daily Robsession, oh pusher extraordinaire!
Thanks, Teri, I aim to please. And so does Rob, whether he knows it or not! Yummy! Nobody else on the planet can get me so carried away and bonkered up like Rob - especially Horizontal Rob!
i just updated my iphone and put that picture for my wallpaper and my desktop. i love that damn iphone.. i need a drink after all these orgasmic posts. whew!
This picture just says f*ck me. God the first time I saw it my panties went poof. It's been my iphones wallpaper ever since so i look at it like 20 times a day. What a gorgeous man. And yep rpattzgirl he absolutely KNOWS what he does to us!!!!
@rubydynasty god I just read your post and cracked up!!! Funny as hell but so true!!! I feel the same way. How can this 23 year old do this to us?! F*ck what a man...sigh. I'm gonna get a drink to calms my nerves.
slurp............dang where'd I put that windex!
ReplyDeleteWho knew Rob could look good on GREEN velvet? Oh, who am I kidding anyway...
ReplyDeleteJesus mother god, I swear to GOD, he HAS to know...
ReplyDeleteyum...
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP...these comments make posting this stuff for you SO WORTH IT!
ReplyDeleteGosh damn....I'm trying to make dinner here and I can't stop laughing.
You chicks are the best.
Is that his gray tee shirt from twilight and new moon?
ReplyDeleteHe is so thrifty and green as he reuses everything!
Dani,
ReplyDeletedon't burn youself.. Focus!
oh. my. God. I don't even know what to say anymore. I WANT that couch!! and they better not febreeze it before they send it, either-I'm just going to lay on it and smell the cushions all day...who gives a shit what kind of looks my hubby gives me ;) LOL
ReplyDeleteLORD HAVE MERCY!!!!
ReplyDeleteNotice we all have religious moments while looking at this beautiful creature God so stratigically placed on our planet.
*tiptoeing and taking laptop to bed* LOL!!!
Thanks Dani!!!!!!!
@RPATTZGIRL...I have actually managed to make a complete meal, take care of my 2 year old, while being 6 months pregnant and check the blog.
ReplyDeleteYeah Multitasking like a sonofabitch!
Oh and hey...I didn't burn myself, but the night is still young and I have an apple tart in the oven for desert.
Call me Martha Freakin Stewart!
They just need to post the head to toe version, and put it on a couch cover.. I'd cover ever fucking couch in my house with that shit!
ReplyDeleteHell make bed spreads too.. I'm good with that!
Holy mother os fuckhawtness!!
Dude seriously.. you know not what you do... but not to worry.. you'll love the results :)
OMG!!! OMFG!!! that stare!!! I'm crazy... *sigh*
ReplyDeleteBreathtaking
ReplyDeleteHeart Breaking
I'm all for anything of Rob's that comes in a delightfully larger version. Yeah, I said comes. :-)
ReplyDeleteHi Suz!! *waving*
ReplyDeleteLook look it's the pretty :) He's soo fucking pretty!
OMG!!! That is HAWT!
ReplyDeleteWhat a gorgeous man!
Adorable, jus'adorable...
*SIGH*...
thank you, thank you, thank you! :)
Speechless and dead! How beautiful!
ReplyDeleteSuz and Kelly, hi lovelies!
ReplyDeleteoxoxo
Jesus...how this man can look better on every new pic??? how he will look in a year?? I just do not know how will stand .. Oh my!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHey Win!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see him.. GAH...
I'm throwing green pillows all over my house in case he stops by and wants to get comfortable :)
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ReplyDeleteKelly, this picture might get me pregnant!!! I'm going to stock up on some too. He is beautiful against the green. Sigh!!!
ReplyDeleteWin.. what are you kidding me.. I only have one ovary left and it just double fired!.. bam bam i'M GONNA END UP WITH twins!
ReplyDeleteKelly, tell me about it. I haven't stopped staring. I've seen this picture before why does those few extra inches make such a big difference.
ReplyDelete:slobbers and waves:
ReplyDeleteWin!
Kells!
GAAHH! Rob on the Green Settee and the Phillies just one the DIVISION! It's a banner night in Philly! oxox
WIN!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you REALLY just ask that?
A few extra inches ALWAYS makes a difference!!!
lol
Rob on.....whatever :D
ReplyDeleteIt's a banner night anywhere!!
Gah!
ReplyDeletePhillies *WON
not one...
sheesh the excitement makes me dopey.
I'm wet now!
ReplyDeleteRob, you're damm HOT!
WIN!! A few extra inches ALWAYS makes a difference!
ReplyDeleteLOL @Kelly you are cracking me up.
ReplyDeleteOH MY FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, this can not be LEGAL!!!!
What is that necklace he's wearing? Is that the key to my heart, or um, well anyway....
hey denise..
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing!
; )
Teri is a shark's tooth.
ReplyDeleteNo Teri.. it's the key to my house! :P
ReplyDeleteor My chasity belt..
ReplyDeletecrikey, I can't even TYPE that with a straight face!
i think his lips need touching up, again I aspire to only be his lip brush :)
ReplyDeletesharks tooth huh, I guess I was distracted. Who can blame me.
ReplyDeletei wonder what the photographer says to him while hes taking the pictures or does he just lay there and those looks just happen..
ReplyDelete@rpattzgirl i think you're right he has to know!
Suz, Kelly I was wondering where you girls were.
ReplyDeleteOh my, I did say extra inches making a big difference right. *bats lashes*
hell, he's made me a mess tonight! My Rob buzz is back in full force.
God, I go away for a few minutes, then I come back... and he is STILL looking at me like THIS...
ReplyDeleteStop staring! I mean it! Or come here and just do what that look is promising...
*taps foot* : "Robert, I am still waiting!..."
Dani my love... You are WOMAN!
ReplyDeleteThis man will be the death of me...I've never had such deep lusty wet thoughts in my fucking life!
I don't even know how Ianaged to have children because Clearly... I have not been layed proper
rpattzgirl. how are you? *waves*
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN AND EARTH!!! The angels wept!! The sky has fallen!! The sun exploded!! Can this man get me any hotter?? Hurry, call the fire department and hose me down, I'm combusting in lusting! Does he even remotely have ANY idea of the strength of his super-Robpowers? That he can impregnate millions of women with just a lusty look into a camera lens? That he can make any piece of furniture a priceless objet d'art? (He could even fart on the cushion and I'd cherish it for ever and ever!) That his beautiful hands and jaw and mouth and eyes and sparklepeen create the best Robporn ever? That he can make me feel 21 and unbelievably horny again???? Does he have any idea what Horizontal Sexytime Rob does to me???????
ReplyDeleteI CAN'T STAND IT! But like the delightfully demented masochist that I am, I keep coming back for more. And more. And MORE!! DON'T STOP, DON'T STOP, DON'T EVER FRICKING STOP, OH GOD, OH GOD! OH GOD! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!YESSSSSSSSSSSS!! AAAHHHHHHHH!!! UNICORNS!!!!!!
Um, pardon me while I catch my breath....ahhhh, there. *smile of complete and total ecstasy on face
Dani, are you pregnant??? CONGRATULATIONS!!! Can I ask a personal question - what were YOU looking at 6 months ago....?? *wink, wink! Pleeeeeze keep up with these kind of posts - you feed my daily Robsession, oh pusher extraordinaire!
These have got to be some of the funniest comments I've read yet on this blog.
ReplyDeleteIt's insane how a genetically blessed human can make grown women go bonkers!
@rubydynasty-that was one hell of a post. I felt like I need to take a shower now. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHis Holy Hotness is just too much for me to handle some days and horizontal at that!!
rubydynasty, I heart ou. those were all my emotions too, but I was too flustered to express. Horizontal Rob is hawt!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Teri, I aim to please. And so does Rob, whether he knows it or not! Yummy! Nobody else on the planet can get me so carried away and bonkered up like Rob - especially Horizontal Rob!
ReplyDeleteWinWin!
ReplyDeleteHi! I'm drunk & horny as hell but what else is new?
How are you?
Ruby, do you need to borrow my rabbit?
Lmao! I love this group, especially when the crazies stay away! I'm crazy, buy I'm good crazy!
WinWin, you hit the nail on the, ahem, head, so to speak - extra Rob inches make ALL the difference!!! My ruler is supersized!!
ReplyDeleteBonemama
ReplyDeletegod what does he think about? I think these looks just pour out of him naturally! God to be a camera lense!
RPG, thanks, I could use a loaner! Or groaner. Or moaner. God, I have a one-track mind in the presence of the Rob!
ReplyDeleteHe looks flexible... sorry did I just type that out loud.
ReplyDeleteI just don't get it, how can someone you've never met before affect you in such a way?
I mean seriously ppl's ovaries are exploding all over the place, and we are ALL lets face it on the brink of INSANITY.
Im so glad this blog is here - I dont feel so crazy lusting after his holy hotness when I know im not the only one!!
ReplyDeleteOh damn. It should be a crime for a man to look this good. He is a walking wet dream. (wiping drool off)
ReplyDeleteOh Teri you know he's flexible... He's got those long spindly legs and fingers that can bend backwards...
ReplyDeleteI want to hear him grunting lovelies in his accent!
i just updated my iphone and put that picture for my wallpaper and my desktop. i love that damn iphone..
ReplyDeletei need a drink after all these orgasmic posts. whew!
This picture just says f*ck me. God the first time I saw it my panties went poof. It's been my iphones wallpaper ever since so i look at it like 20 times a day. What a gorgeous man. And yep rpattzgirl he absolutely KNOWS what he does to us!!!!
ReplyDeleteRpg, hugs, I missed you. fell in the gutter and can't get pout. He's too beautiful.
ReplyDeleteRubydynasty, Rob and extra inches, my mind's in the gutter all night.
Glad to share all the laughs and lust with you gals.
gotta get to bed. sweet rob dreams and hugs to all!
oxoxox
@rpattzgirl -
ReplyDeleteI forgot about the fingers that could bend backwards............. NICE.
@rubydynasty god I just read your post and cracked up!!! Funny as hell but so true!!! I feel the same way. How can this 23 year old do this to us?! F*ck what a man...sigh. I'm gonna get a drink to calms my nerves.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. Fucking. God.!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteDamn...where can I buy a green couch at this hour?
ReplyDeleteHusband: Why do we need this again?
Me: What? Oh, well you know. I thought it would add a nice touch to the living room.
Husband: Okay...
Me: Make sure and grab some of those velvet throw pillows too. You have a gray t-shirt, right?
Need to go back to reading blood & lust... Love Edward sportin wood!
ReplyDeletegoodnight ladies, sweet dreams.
ReplyDeleteI swear I had a couch just like that in my old condo that I shared w/ my bff
ReplyDelete*tears*
I wish I still had it now...
The Man of my Dreams awaits me! And he's looking at me with those bedroom eyes! This is one of my favourite Rob images. Thanks Dani!! :-))
ReplyDeleteHi LR and RPG!!!
I know his name and wouldn't be screaming out Edward when I saw him either...well wouldn't scream, rather whisper in his ear...LOL
what a lovely way to wake up. yummy! i'm having rob for breakfast :) now i'll be day dreaming the whole day :) thanks dani
ReplyDeletehmmm. How inviting...
ReplyDeleteThat couch and him are just begging for a roll around.
@rubydynasty thanks for the FF inspired comment :) usually i just take a cold shower but now i need to soak in ice water :)
ReplyDeleteWow, I just spontaneously orgasmed. If I were a guy, this would be SO embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get stains out of Green Velvet ???
ReplyDeleteI wanna be the velvet green pillow.... Im with you rubydynasty,,, I just keep coming back for more and more...torture SWEET TORTURE....
ReplyDeleteI wake up and find this!! OMFG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHow can 1 person be tht HOT and then say he cant get a date!!
Thanx Dani ur a star ;))
Tempt - have you and Rob gone and dirtied up that couch already??? What am I gonna do with you kids? LOL ;-))
ReplyDeleteOh wow. Thanks so much for posting it, I just got back from school and now my day is complete.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Dani. :) I'll go put this on my blog and link it back to you guys. You guys absolutely rock. :D
i LOVE him laying down and lookin up-no wonder my mind fantasizes constantly. Hes so...invitin.
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