"5 Ways To Dump A Girl" By Robert Pattinson


Thanks to VeilsofLight in the comments for the tip!

30 comments:

  1. Okay....GRRRRRR!!!! The way he just went hmmmmmmmmmm....OMG...I am on fire!!!!

    He is so damn sexy!!! I would love to be able to say I was dumped by Rob Pattinson! LOL!!!

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  2. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR is right!!!!

    Damn Sexy Beast!

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  3. This one is cute too:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK_TfmlFn40&feature=player_embedded

    It is whether Rob is more like a vampire or werewolf. The questions:

    How many times a week do you shave ?
    How many times a day do you watch yourself in the mirror?
    In the sun, do you get tanned or burned?
    Do you like singing under the moon?
    With meat, wine or water?
    Conclusion: he is more like a werewolf

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  4. Puddle,

    Cute too! We know he doesn't shave when he's off work!

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  5. Wow now I REALLY want to get dumped by Rob. Seems nicer than to date most men I know.

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  6. RPG,
    isn't it? He likes red wine with his meat. Me too, baby, me too.

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  7. I want to eat him up in this interview. This man would look sexy in a potato sack race for God's sake.

    Ok, I'd like to personally, gratefully thank the individual who recommended 'La canzone della Bella Cigna' a week or so ago on Twitter. I'm sorry I don't remember who you are! (but I'm fairly certain it was someone on this blog).

    It was my first time EVER reading fan fic...I am almost finished and my head nearly exploded several times. I've purposely avoided them - spending enough of my day on this blog as it is! But now I finally see what all the fuss is about after hearing you all rave about fanfic for the past year.

    I love these portrayals so much, I'm actually fearful to read any other stories as to taint the memory of these beautifully developed characters as they swirl around in my brain intermingled with the regular twilight versions...they mesh so perfectly.

    Anyway, thank you, I think, for keeping me up the last two nights as I spontaneously combusted.

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  8. Thank you Puddle can you translate this one too please!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZel-AZC2o&

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  9. Hi Kate,
    Questions:
    1.Do you think Edward is too prudish with Bella?
    2. Do you think that a love story like that of Edward and Bella is possible?
    3. What characteristics do you share with your character?
    4. How do you feel about being a part of the twilight saga?
    5. Which character would you like to play besides yours?
    6. Are you scared of being only seen as Edward?
    7. What is the most original/unique thing you have received from a fan?
    8. Do you ever meet fans that are too passionate/agressive?

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  10. Oh, BTW,
    I'm not translating these. By the time I see them, they've already been translated by someone else...
    :)

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  11. I love his whistling! UGH! Just seeing him pucker up while he's thinking about his next clever quip...melts me. :D

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  12. .... coyly says the man who claims he's never dumped a girl in his life! Pfffffffffff!!!!

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  13. That is a hard question to give 5 answers to - I was thinking of what I'd say before I watched it and couldn't come up with but 2 answers and they weren't as good as his. Yes, he seems very polite.

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  14. Don't go out with their friends afterwards...lol...very smart man!

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  15. OK, I am SO proscrastinating today...

    Couldn't help but pass this one along: LMAO

    http://twitpic.com/t9v78

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  16. 'Don't call them up the next day'

    I bet he's done that in the past. ;)

    Even breakin up, he can come off sounding extremely cute!

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  17. Yup, kind of strange for a guy who seriously claimed to never have broken up with a girl - they always broke up with him because after all, he is an idiot (NOT). I think he answered these off the cuff and not from any personal experience. Whatever, he can say anything he wants, 'cause I could listen to his voice ad nauseum and still want to hear more. Any hints to when he's finally getting out of LA and going home? Is Kristen still MIA? I think she's probably clever (foxy) enough to know how to get out w/o attracting attention.

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  18. Rob's so earnest about responding to any question and that soft, gentle voice and darling smile...it just doesn't get any better.

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  20. Rob's radio interview praising his lady love.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwVDpmQR_iw

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  21. Oh, to be even DUMPED by Rob...he would be forgiven in a heartbeat!
    (make-up sex, anyone?)

    lol

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  22. I was wondering if we could have a regular thread on fanfic - seems quite a few of you read it and would like to know what's out there.

    I started reading fanfic a few months ago, and I honestly feel that some of it is better than Stephanie Meyer's books - probably because it explores Edward and Bella's relationship in great depth - oh and some it's steamy too, ha ha!

    I can't get my read round the FanFiction.net website....

    My favourite writing is My Yes, My No which is absolutely beautifully written and very moving - I have been known to cry. I've read it quite a few times.

    Can anyone recommend any more good ones? I also love Let Your Light Shine and a Life Extraordinary.

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  23. @Carole UK
    You could use the Writers Coffee Shop (http://www(dot)thewriterscoffeeshop(dot)com/ ) for that, the have some threads like that going on (Gozde -> sorry for pimping another blog on here...)

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  24. HILARIOUS!!! these funny interviews kill me!! -kay Rob who the FK which friend did you go out with after dumping your ex? LOL!! speaking from experience dude?? I can go crazy with this one but I have to behave today-I have my theories....

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  25. I liked when he said "don't talk to her friends". LOL

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  26. This is SO hilarious! Spoken like someone who has had to dump a girl or two LOL ;);)

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  27. Shani - I think he says "Don't GO OUT with her friends afterwards."

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