Robert Pattinson Seeks Romance on CraigsList?

This scam (or joke) was too funny not to post :))




source

Thanks to LauraLovesRob for posting this in the comments section :)
at

43 comments:

  1. elikaraeDecember 7, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    I really hope someone replies to this.

    ReplyDelete
  2. UnknownDecember 7, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Okay, I am ROFLMAO! I will certainly maybe probably not answer the ad. :) Thanks for the much needed Monday afternoon giggle.

    ReplyDelete
  3. stunningpattyDecember 7, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    LMFAO!!!!
    Anda yaaaaa :)

    ReplyDelete
  4. KateDecember 7, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Go on Goz reply, I dare ya!

    ReplyDelete
  5. dominiqueDecember 7, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Oh my, i'm gonna find and reply on this post. And we'll see who is it.

    ReplyDelete
  6. rpattzgirl survived Rob!December 7, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    As I said in the other thread.. All Rob has to do is visit this site and he would never me dateless again!

    ReplyDelete
  7. jmm4832December 7, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    OMG this is to funny!

    ReplyDelete
  8. KatDecember 7, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Wait? It's not real... oh, now I'm embarrassed I responded ;-)

    ReplyDelete
  9. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    hahahahahahahahaha Gozde, I seriously love you girl..this is about the funniest shyte I have ever seen..Robert, God love ya~!!!<333

    ReplyDelete
  10. heav85December 7, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    Ummm couldn't they haved used a better more recent photo. Don't get me wrong I love every pic of Rob, but come on.

    ReplyDelete
  11. GozdeDecember 7, 2009 at 2:11 PM

    The comments are all messed up :( They load then disappear :((

    ReplyDelete
  12. JeswahDecember 7, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    That's hilarious :D

    ReplyDelete
  13. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @heav-I agree..they should have put the one where he's wearing the heart-shaped glasses..named the profile.."Hunky actor looking for soulful craig's list date!"

    then in small print.."I'll bring the glasses if u bring the hooker boots..wachaaaaaaaaaaaa"

    ReplyDelete
  14. phosphorusDecember 7, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    @ Gözde: Rob's hotness probably was too much, even the software got messed up.

    ReplyDelete
  15. twmmyDecember 7, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    I think my daughter is fit for the conditions. Hmmm..... But she is choosey ! You must be handsome, polite and amiable. She will work in Bruxelles from february.

    ReplyDelete
  16. Magda09December 7, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    haha, that's funny :-)))

    ReplyDelete
  17. Gemgirl65December 7, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    WTH???? Wonder who did this? HI-larious! I want one. Shall we all reply?

    ReplyDelete
  18. LauraLovesRobDecember 7, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    im glad everyone else is finding it as hilarious as i did! i feel slightly famous now ive had something posted on robsessed lol. :-)

    ReplyDelete
  19. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb0n7GAkYhA

    Sorry guys, I had too pass it along..don't shoot the copy and paster..it was just too funny..and I love love love Shane Dawson~!!!<333

    ReplyDelete
  20. MaryannDecember 7, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Lmao this IS hilarious. Yep Rob cannot get a date so he has to advertise on CraigsList lol. Hysterically funny!

    OK I see he want's someone who plays any instrument, hey Rob why not get someone who's willing to learn it? You could teach me...yanno, imagine all the fun that would be..and more *winks* lol.

    Yep I HOPE someone answers LOL!!

    ReplyDelete
  21. LoisadaDecember 7, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    As I laugh I'm cringing a bit, hoping the nut jobs who put this up won't be releasing any heartfelt responses they might get. I can see some young naive Robsessors getting their hearts doubly and publicly broken! (Don't forget to use aliases ladies!)

    ReplyDelete
  22. LeslieHeartsRobDecember 7, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    I almost spit my coke out of my nose!!!! This is soooo freakin' funny!!!! Someone totally needs to respond and let us know!!!! Oh, my nose hurts now...

    ReplyDelete
  23. LeslieHeartsRobDecember 7, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Ya know, I just thought of something...I could totally see either Sam, Marcus, or maybe Tom doing something like this for a laugh! I know my friends would if it were me!!

    ReplyDelete
  24. dominiqueDecember 7, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    I've already reply. I promise i will tell you what will happenden.

    ReplyDelete
  25. UntamedDecember 7, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    @Kemberly. Where the hell do you find this shit?! haha

    ReplyDelete
  26. AnonymousDecember 7, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    i'm dying to know who did this. i think i love them...

    ReplyDelete
  27. LoisadaDecember 7, 2009 at 3:35 PM

    Dear former theater actor,

    I am a currently single, well educated, physically well off lady looking to get lucky. Some of my fellow actor-loving friends pushed me onto Craigslist because they’re convinced that most of the men replying to the “Just Looking to Get Laid Tonight” ads are really looking for long-term partners but just don’t know it yet! Perhaps you fall into that category?!

    My dream is to be with someone who inspires me to stop obsessing over younger men and just get busy loving on them! My musical inclinations are pretty much limited to late-night moaning arias, but I’ve been told they’re very inspiring! Which doesn’t mean I can’t be discreet, if you’re into the whole hush-hush thing. If you think I might be someone who could share your passion, please email some more information about those thank you bites!

    ReplyDelete
  28. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    hehehehe Jules..ppl send me the links since they know how much I love Robert Pattinson :)..course most are smartass guy friends of mine that think the shyte is funny..blah..but oh well..I reap the benefits ;)..anything about Robert makes me happy :)

    ReplyDelete
  29. LeslieHeartsRobDecember 7, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    @Loisada - LMAO!!!!! That is perfect!

    ReplyDelete
  30. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 3:47 PM

    hahahahahahahahahahaha@Loisada

    NO U DIDN'T..OMG~!!!

    ReplyDelete
  31. UntamedDecember 7, 2009 at 4:04 PM

    Kemberly, this is for you! We are not 12.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy8YRq0dRiI

    @Loisada, LMFAO!

    ReplyDelete
  32. crazy vampDecember 7, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    WHEEEERE is the reply button?
    I fit the description!! I do! (well, he did not say anything about age rage, did he? nooooo...so...:).
    I'm the one he is looking for, I'm sure...
    Now, let me see, what about the DH? And the kids? Well, the kids will looove Rob, after a short time, not so sure about DH... hmmm...

    ReplyDelete
  33. PhinPhanDecember 7, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Good one Loisada: here's mine

    CraigList Repsonse to
    Post1495273902

    Liked your ad. I'm into romantic vampire movies, dirty/messy hair, guys that play guitar (I'm currently taking banjo and accordian lessons), facial hair (on men only) and travelling the world. I enjoy washing/mending clothes and giving driving lessons. I'm also good with a stun gun AND sling shot when the need arises (read: nosey people). Would love to get busy with you. Oh...and Must Love Dogs.

    ReplyDelete
  34. UnknownDecember 7, 2009 at 4:35 PM

    @twmmy Cool! I'm from Belgium :) So if she needs some help, she can call me!

    ReplyDelete
  35. Cheeky ChopsDecember 7, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    OMG I love Kevin Smith~!!!

    ReplyDelete
  36. SDecember 7, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    LOL...I wonder if anyone will reply if someone responded. Through gmail you can actually track the location where the email is coming from...so if it's coming from LA...it would be funny!

    ReplyDelete
  37. AnonymousDecember 7, 2009 at 5:07 PM

    @Annelies
    Just wanted to say 'Hello' to a fellow Belgian Robette ;)

    ReplyDelete
  38. M_Doll1971December 7, 2009 at 6:49 PM

    I sooo wanted to reply so I went into the site... clicked on the reply to box....got an address to reply to and it said web address no longer exists or something like that.... LMFAO! I was going to put in some real funny comeback to the ad! Where do you lot find these things for this site - totally wild! Keep the good work up guys cause this was mwah mwah mwah

    ReplyDelete
  39. skorpiaDecember 7, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    OMG!!! Thats hilarious-ok you know you guys replied just for sh!ts and giggles! I wonder how many replies he got!!

    ReplyDelete
  40. ShaniDecember 7, 2009 at 9:18 PM

    "I just might bite you, to say thank you". ROTFLMAO

    Yes craiglistRob please take me. LMAO

    People are so funny.

    ReplyDelete
  41. ROX0706December 7, 2009 at 9:55 PM

    1st time posting a comment here and all of you are hilarious....just made my day :D

    ReplyDelete
  42. GVIRGINIADecember 7, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    I think that my niece Ondy it`s just perfect for you! ...she is 19, loves music, tall, beautiful,and single! Ahh and she loves to read vampires stories so, she won`t mind if you'd bite her, I'm sure. Well, you can even bite the whole family..if you'd like..starting with me. You can look for us in Venezuela...please call!

    ReplyDelete
  43. UnknownDecember 8, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    @summerc79 Hi there :) So, where are you from? I'm currently in Leuven :)

    ReplyDelete