Rob and Kristen's secret vacation on Isle of Wight. OK! Magazine was inside their romantic cottage! Nights in front of the fire place where they talked about their future, dreams, their deepest secrets and how many kids they want. Rob's friends are against the relationship, they want him back with TomStu who has been very distraught over Rob's new love. You can see a very depressed TomStu trying to hop away on rocks behind the happy couple here.
Twilight’s Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson may have been spotted holding hands on a beach during their New Year’s vacation
ROTFLMAO!!
ReplyDeleteBest story ever Gozde! I think you've found you're calling if the other doesnt work out... A staff writer for OK!!
You could stay in jammies all day & write all kinds of steamy stories for OK...
Hahahah...PERFECT...too funny! Loved it!
ReplyDeleteLMAO...See, why not print your story. It makes more since than the crap they come up with.
ReplyDelete:) Well rpattzgirl, instead of writing for OK! here I am on my couch in my jammies writing a blog :P
ReplyDeleteHa Gozde! I thought it was the real story until TomStu appeared! Who knows what they are writing right now!
ReplyDeleteactually they have a great mind to create a story but why they dont let my perfect Rob to breath
ReplyDeleteDont forget shes preggers and that was supposed to be part of their honeymoon. OMG -Could that big bump mean she is already carrying twins???? :P
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ReplyDeleteskorpia I couldnt laugh that cuz I dont want to think ROB did it he can do it to me but not kris
ReplyDeleteit's so ridicilious!!!! OK! is out of control! talking about kids? ))))))))))))))
ReplyDeleteAhahahahaha!!! Too funny!!! You always make me smile.
ReplyDeleteLOL Gozde that was hilarous. TomStu comment made me spit out my coffee. Got to go dry off now.
ReplyDeletehehe kids ha from kris oh no nightmare but if he wants me than that night will be like heaven for me
ReplyDeleteGOZDE - Have I ever told you how much I LOVE your blog . . . your posts . . .? Just love your sens of humor . . .
ReplyDeleteYou rock my world Goz! LMFAO!!! They will have an exclusive fireside chat with them to be sure! I wish I was home in my jammies blogging! instead I'm at work, fully dressed, behind closed doors blogging! LOL
ReplyDeleteLoved it!!! thanks for the chuckle this morning :-)
ReplyDeleteOh Gozde...you freakin' crack me up!!! But remember...Rob's the one that is pregnant, not Kristen!!
ReplyDeleteROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
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yeah I like her sense of humor too :)
ReplyDeleteyeah rob is the one got it would be nightmare if that is kris really like I said before
ReplyDeleteThank god all these idiots are having babies it's given them both a little rest from all the lame stories OK cooks up.
ReplyDeleteOK workers are all idiots
ReplyDeleteI bet Ok is gonna have a field day with all the women on the bel Ami movie. "ROb shags entire set of his leading ladies!, and they LOvE IT". How the hell anyone still buys this mag is beyond me. Just read it at the checkout,LOL and put it back.
ReplyDelete*blush* thanks guys :)
ReplyDeletewe are telling the truths gözde :)
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ReplyDeleteSo, Gozde, I have to tell you are a hit in central florida. A lot of my friends who thought I was a complete ignormaous for being so obsessed with Rob are slowly but surely following suit.
ReplyDeleteLOL, I am getting calls now that go something like "OMG did you read robsessed this morning. Or hey can you check robsessed and see if I am missing anything I am at work". Oh and don't even get me started on the calls I was getting during the holiday video challenge b/c I can probably not repeat some of them without blushing.
LMAO, these were the same late 20 and early 30 somethings that were planning my interventions.
Anyway, the same thing is said time and time again. Its the Rob News that isn't Rob Trash that brings them here. I think the frequent banner updates and wallpaper sharing might have something to do with it. One girl at my work has a different Rob Wallpaper Every Week.
Gozde, you need to apply for a staff writer position for OK! magazine right NOW!! Great story, and see, I KNEW IT, that's why TomStu was walking on those rocks,just waiting until they weren't looking so he could divert to the cliff and throw himself over, and say to himself, "I'm just bloody cliff-diving!OhBugger"
ReplyDeleteAww! Thank you Teri! That is so amazing! Thanks so much for the nice words! *serious blush* :))
ReplyDeleteGozde, you know there are totally going to use your story for next week! I shouldn't be laughing so hard at work.
ReplyDeleteI know OK will come out with Rob's having a menage-a-trois with Uma Thurman and Christina Ricca or some other crap. I like the TomStu thing better, LOL.
ReplyDeleteOh GOD, I can't wait for the Bel Ami Ok covers! This shizz is gonna be awesome....Robert's gonna have a "cougariffic" time on this set, and Ok!'s gonna document every love nest, every engagement, and every impregnation of his costars-even when they are menopausal!lol
ReplyDeleteAnd dear karsdashian sisters: please keep getting knocked up. Robert appreciates you and your child bearing fame whoring cover grasping ways.
Oh god...that will be the cover of OK around March: "Scientists are in awe as Robert Pattinson reverses menopause in Kristen Scott Thomas"
ReplyDeleteLord have mercy, what will these people come up with next? They definitely have vivid imaginations.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Rob say in one of his interviews that he'd quite like to be a young Dad...........
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing so hard over Tom committing ROCKACIDE. ROTFLMAO
ReplyDeleteLMAO
ReplyDeleteOops I meant ROCKICIDE. LOL
ReplyDeleteIt just boggles the mind!! What can I say?
ReplyDeleteGoz, LMFAO! you are truly talented! =)
ReplyDeleteseriously can't be said enough, I absolutely love this blog...keep sharing your talents with us and not OK-um-ok? ;))
Goz, I'm still laughing! Very creative, lady!
ReplyDeleteLOL Goz! The cover photo is cute.
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