A few more deets from Socialitelife.com about the worst kept secret in Hollywood...The Bel Ami script:
Oh, other sex scenes include a tryst with Umma Thurman which is "quick and efficient while sitting at a desk" and "rough and ravenous with Virgie (Kristin Scott Thomas) on the floor" and "up against a door with a prostitute."
*GULP*
Oh and to complete the picture (to perv it up) here's a video set to Robert Pattinson panting... It really is him panting and it IS creepily pervy... So Rob if you are reading please pass this up :)
Oh my....
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ReplyDeletethat is just tooooooooooooo creepy..creepie? weird
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah...I got nothing...my brain just stopped.
ReplyDeleteWOW .. so hot !
ReplyDeleteI....um...he....the....yay!
ReplyDeleteMy stomach just dropped. Seriously! The chair and up against a wall?
ReplyDeleteMy heart will stop.
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i knew cause i already read the script, but the hardest thing is stay alive after the movie, watch Rob do all of this will really kill me
ReplyDeletethe chair was the best for me out of all the script. kincky but hot.
ReplyDeleteWhew!!! OMG, steamy hot! ; )
ReplyDeleteHaha,that panting vid is creepy and funny-sounds like a panting dog lol
ReplyDeleteBut,helloooo,Bel Ami!! sounds too good to be true!! A desk,floor AND a wall...unff...my dreams coming true.
*Sights*
ReplyDeleteDo any of you know where I can download BA's script? I'm looking forward to read it!
What CullenLover07 said...ungh!
ReplyDeletethe pic is enough for me, CL I join you...
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Well, it sounds more like he's in 'respiratory distress' than the throes of passion...but maybe it's the kind of odd chirping in the background that is throwing me off...lol
ReplyDeleteI think the most interesting sexual moment he plays will be the one with Madeleine that reveals to George where he really stands...or lies...
Holy hell, how am I gonna get through all those scenes, in the theater!
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Didn't watch the clip: I was already dead after reading that paragraph! x_x <--- me. dead.
ReplyDeleteI also didn't read the script (and don't intend to): I want to be surprised! But by this little I read, I think I'll need a new set of clothes (including panties) when I get out of the cinema...
hummm... I have no idea how many times I've seen this... over and over... *sigh*
ReplyDeletesome girls are so lucky...
That's not really Rob making those noises is it?
ReplyDeleteUp against a wall and on a chair? Oh boy, I might just faint....
He Ale,
ReplyDeleteyou can email me,and I´ll send you the script,if you want.You can see my email adress on my profile.
Ale, here is the link Sleeper posted earlier.
ReplyDeleteDownload movie script: www.megaupload.com/?d=PJUQQ8H6
hmmmm...up against the wall, on a desk, and on the floor?...hmmm, I'm off to work with a smirk again;)
ReplyDeleteJust imagine,Kristen's probably been on the receiving end of all that...........luckiest girl in the world.
ReplyDeleteOh poor poor Rob he will be pretty busy for this movie. And I think that he will learn a thing or two... Older women are better... to learn I mean... :)) This movie will be the death of us
ReplyDeleteOh f*ck me now. That movie will K.I.L.L me. Holy mother of god. So much sex.... Oh my. I might have a heart attack at the theater....you know he'll have some sort of facial hair-like a goatee.....just the visual almost has me in tears...ok gotta get a grip here...
ReplyDeleteYou and me both, Roxie!
ReplyDeletePerhaps working too much with kids lately, but 'against the wall, at the desk, on the floor' almost has the rhythm of Green Eggs and Ham. :-) At wall or desk or on the Floor, I will try them evermore.'
ReplyDeleteor like the Thanksgiving (apropos?) song Over the River: under the desktop and at the wall, to BelAmi's touch we melt???
Based on
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I'm gonna go ahead and personally guarantee $250 towards the box office receipts. I will see this movie 20.8 times.
Chicago movie ticket price $12
Roxie - facial hair...yummy!
Reading the script picturing Rob nearly did me in... to see it in the flesh (and hopefully lots of it) will stop my heart.
ReplyDeleteBut I plan on committing Robicide over and over and over......
YUP! We're all gonna die!!! I just finished reading the book & all throughout, I could just picture Rob in my head . . . Oh my, oh my . . .
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Thanks enjoykim and ADM! I'm gonna go get it right now! ;)
ReplyDelete"Uma Thurman is set to help Robert Pattinson cut his teeth as a bad-boy journalist in Bel Ami, which begins filming next month."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20336063,00.html
OMG, we are definitely going to faint and miss the whole movie. I can't think or breath just thinking about it, seeing it going to kill me.
Where are you, all the NB's? Miss you...
@Solas: :D Fell down. Sex a la Seuss...
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I`ve got absolutely nothing...I`m speechless...
This calls for an OUT LOUD...FUCK!! I love this man!!!
AP heh heh ;-)
ReplyDeleteI didn't even watch the vid. I saw the key words in this post, coupled with that pic and that did me in. I am died. Yes, died.
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Solas - You made a funny! LOL!!! I likey. How's the reading coming along?
From the script this is the opening scene...
ReplyDeleteWatching its approach, face down, inert, is the other
occupant of the bed: GEORGES DUROY, 30, handsome, and, on
this sweltering night, naked.
Rob naked in the first few seconds of the film how can it not be hot!!
OMG Megan! Is that really true? If it is, I have to make sure that someone calls an ambulance for me!
ReplyDeleteSolas, that was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFolks-- I DO have a sense of humour, just dry and sometimes warped, and most often hidden. :-) Maybe you all bring out the best/worst? in myself.:-D
ReplyDeleteAm enjoying the reading, Jules, thanks so much. Am reading many things at once--the ff online, serious religious stuff offline, and just finished paul Auster's NewYork Trilogy (am feeling inadequate as a writer after that :-( ) in-between it all.
Rob's character Georges Duroy as journalist in Paris, quote from book "Bel Ami":
ReplyDeleteHe ... gave his whole attention to reporting. He became acquainted behind the scenes at the theaters, and in the halls and corridors of the chamber of deputies; he knew all the cabinet ministers, generals, police agents, princes, ambassadors, men of the world, Greeks, cabmen, waiters at cafes, and many others. In short he soon became a remarkable reporter, of great value to the paper, so M. Walter said. But as he only received ten centimes a line in addition to his fixed salary of two hundred francs and as his expenses were large, he never had a sou. When he saw certain of his associates with their pockets full of money, he wondered what secret means they employed in order to obtain it. He determined to penetrate that mystery, to enter into the association, to obtrude himself upon his comrades, and make them share with him. Often at evening, as he watched the trains pass his window, he dreamed of the conduct he might pursue.
Solas, I for one, adore your sense of humor and the thoughts you share here!
ReplyDeleteAnd am also reading ff, Bel Ami, about four other books, work journals---and trying to write too! I am sending you a hug in encouragement! ; ) Love, Gwen
ps, the Dr. Seuss ref? Priceless!
@Megan, I think I stay home and avoid this movie(not). Naked in the first scene!!!! No hope to getting out of the theater alive.
ReplyDeleteHow many time can Rob kill us?? He is more dangerous then any serial killer that existed. He can kill you simply by just looking gorgeous in a pic or having his thumb in the mouth...
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jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete"..penetrate that mystery, to enter into the association, to obtrude himself upon his comrades, and make them share with him. Often at evening, as he watched the trains pass his window, he dreamed of the conduct he might pursue." THAT is one of the most sexually ripe undertones in literature, and the real clarification of BelAmi.
ReplyDeleteI bet that my city will f**ing stop to watch this movie.. I will be on waiting line every day!!!!
ReplyDelete*sigh*
this man isss sooo sexyyyyyyy and hottttttttttt ..jesus christ...
Thanks Gwen; hugs backatcha-- and as for Dr. Seuss-- well, Rob in what you call 'the beanie' is a pretty cool cat. ;-)
ReplyDelete"We looked and we saw him--step on the mat--we looked and we saw him--the cat in the Hat."
And of course, you can all take it from there. :-D
Solas, I am well aware that you have a great since of humor. I chuckle every time you share it with us.
ReplyDeleteGOod ADM. :-) I know that I am very very very serious sometimes. Even most of the time.
ReplyDeletenaked ROB??? oh my lord!!! that will be the death of me.
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My Lord...LOL.. That is not him panting...Good Grief.
ReplyDeleteWe'll all be too wiped out from BA promo foreplay to get to the theater!!!
ReplyDelete@CL-lol. Yes, this movie will hit us hard in the pocketbook!!!!
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Umm, yes it is :) The panting is from the deleted scene that aired in access hollywood :)
ReplyDeleteThat sounded wierd and unreal - audio enhanced for sure.
ReplyDeleteI am going to feel like the dirty old man in the peep show when I go sit in the theater to watch Bel Ami.........I'd better wear my trench coat and glasses. OH my.
FILTM!!!!!!!!!!
I just figured out what FILTM means and let me say....
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BTW - I had to google FILTM and guess what website popped up!! Yup, none other than Robsessed!!
ReplyDelete*panting along* YEA ROBERT YESSS! GIVE MORE! MAMA MIA! TE QUIRO MUCHO! ARRIBA! ABAJO! IN-BETWEEN-OH! HORIZONTALO! *austin powers accent* IM SPENT!
ReplyDelete*lightbulb lights up and explodes,now have audio recording for my new ringtone* Can someone do the audio from Twilight so its DIRRTY?? Like the stuff he said?
ReplyDelete"Theres one thing I want to try..*rob panting* SEX..*panting* ..CAT..*panting*..Do you know how Long Ive waited for you?..You are my life now.. :)