Our love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. I guess I could fall madly in bed with you. Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
Love, Kember
P.S. To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it. P.P.S. Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ;)
Okay, I admit when the rest of you are drooling about the tongue shots, I'm not there. But this tongue shot, 3rd one down, let's just keep it to yummy.
And he and Emilie take a good picture together. But she's so little. What will he look like with the tall Uma on his arm??
Someday he'll come along, The man I love And he'll be big and strong, The man I love And when he comes my way I'll do my best to make him stay He'll look at me and smile, I'll understand Then in a little while, He'll take my hand And though it seems absurd I know we both won't say a word
Maybe I shall meet him Sunday, Maybe Monday, maybe not Still I'm sure to meet him one day Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day
He'll build a little home, That's meant for two From which I'll never roam, Who would, would you And so all else above I'm dreaming of the man I love
Rob is the Man I love now and ever!!! Beautiful, inteligent, simple and talented.
Thank you Kate!
ReplyDeleteNot dead yet, but definitely feeling a wee bit woozy...
HQ Rob, so gorgeous, so perfect. Can't get on with any kind of productive work today.
Dear Robert,
ReplyDeleteOur love could change the orbit of the earth. So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind. I guess I could fall madly in bed with you. Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm. I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman. I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults. Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time. Nothing risqué, nothing gained.
Love,
Kember
P.S. To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.
P.P.S. Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. ;)
Hehehehe How's that for "perverted stuff"? I need to get my snarky @ss off this board before I say anything else..LMAO
ReplyDeleteHoly God, the chest hair.........
ReplyDeletePlease.....send....help.....
I've slipped into yet another Rob coma.
I am dying here and there is more omg
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ReplyDeleteEven Rob can't stop playing with his fingers!
Kember:
LMArseO
Okay, I admit when the rest of you are drooling about the tongue shots, I'm not there.
ReplyDeleteBut this tongue shot, 3rd one down, let's just keep it to yummy.
And he and Emilie take a good picture together. But she's so little. What will he look like with the tall Uma on his arm??
@Dessert-wanna know the REALLY funny thing..those are quotes from actors and actresses..LMAO ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Man I Love
ReplyDeleteBillie Holiday, Dinah Washington
Someday he'll come along, The man I love
And he'll be big and strong, The man I love
And when he comes my way
I'll do my best to make him stay
He'll look at me and smile, I'll understand
Then in a little while, He'll take my hand
And though it seems absurd
I know we both won't say a word
Maybe I shall meet him Sunday,
Maybe Monday, maybe not
Still I'm sure to meet him one day
Maybe Tuesday will be my good news day
He'll build a little home, That's meant for two
From which I'll never roam, Who would, would you
And so all else above
I'm dreaming of the man I love
Rob is the Man I love now and ever!!! Beautiful, inteligent, simple and talented.