Well according to this website and some people on Twitter he was.
Robert Pattinson turned up in Camden last night to show his support for a fundraising event held for the Chelsea College of Art and Design.
The event was held at Proud Camden a unique live music venue. R-Pattz was seen dancing and cheering on the bands and paid special attention to the burlesque girls, who put on a provocative performance in honour of their special guest. (Kate: I bet they did!)
Sadly for the female guests R-Pattz night came to an abrupt end when a guest DJ announced to the crowd that the Twilight star was there prompting R-Pattz to make a quick exit (Kate: Silly DJ!! )
I saw this on Twitter this AM.
ReplyDeleteI was happy that he is out having fun, and thinking he might have quite embarrassed with the burlesque girls. *Giggle*
Oh and Rob dancing, that is something I would like to see, what with the wonky legs and all.
Oh I wish I could see this boy dance! I am sure he has the moves!
ReplyDeleteOMG god silly dj couldnt shut up grrr but its good to see that he is dancing like this =))
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he's just there to perv.:D
ReplyDelete@netra me too I am sure he is perfect as he always in everything think his hairs arms hands and wonky legs ohhh I should see this OMG
ReplyDeleteI doubt he was dance, actually he was there for support marcus foster and his band.
ReplyDeletebut yeah it's Robert Pattinson = gossip !!!
Would love to see him dance with those long ass wonky legs...it's one of my many fantasies!
ReplyDeleteNow here's a thought, girls. Can you imagine having a SLOW DANCE with Rob Pattinson - oh my!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, good to hear he's managing to get out and about, and have fun...
il find out as my friend hosts music nights at Proud all the time, Cant believe I didn't know this :(
ReplyDeleteI know it's a stupid question but wht is "Burlesque girs"?
ReplyDeleteMarcus Foster was performing at the event, so Im sure Rob went to support him.
ReplyDeleteI love that he can go out in London without constant papz. Unfortunately, the same can not be said about the US:(
mmmm dancing? i find that hard to believe....i mean, i would looove to see him dance, but come on, this is shy as hell adorable rob we're talking about...but i'm glad he was having fun, london rob is the best!
ReplyDeleteCaroline: they're steamy show girls... a la Moulin Rouge!
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Talk about the perfect situation, they didn't need an excuse to take their clothes off near Rob, as they were already nearly nude! I bet they were putting on quite a show, probably couldn't help themselves!
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ReplyDeleteOff topic, what about "Eclipse" reshoots??
ReplyDeleteI'm glad he's out having fun...
I love it when Rob has fun. And this time he has really hot fun (burlesque girls). I like this kind of fun especially for him. Now and then deserves Mr. "Sex on legs" a little hot fun.
ReplyDeleteToo bad - this DJ.
I am gone now.
I'm going to look in the phone book for an address here in my town. For Burlesque - Dance - Learn. LOL
Oh Loisada, tx so much...they look pretty !If i were them , i would love to make a special show..
ReplyDeleteI would love to see Rob dancing, but I picture it like KEvin James in "Hitch" or Julia Louie Dryfus on "Seinfeld". I can't really imagine him doing it well. But...that adds to why he's so damn cute.
ReplyDeletethere is not much pappz but the tweeters getting just as annoying as the pappz they are giving ball by ball commentry of his every move
ReplyDeleteTweet has got a lot to answer for .... whoever invented it wants shooting
ReplyDeleteI bet he dances all cute, adorkable and wonky. Heehee
ReplyDeleteSilly or stupid or mean or obnoxious DJ?
ReplyDeleteIs the phrase ball by ball? i had always thought it was blow by blow (which I suppose could be interpreted just as badly) but I don't hear so clearly. Is it either/or?
Reports are saying that Rob left the UK this morning after the event last night...
ReplyDeleteTruth or fiction?
Stupid fracking DJ, ruining Rob's anonymous (or semi) fun!!! What the crap, Dude?!?! At least have the courtesy to maybe, I don't know, ASK if he wants his whereabouts broadcast to the known world!!
ReplyDeleteRob and burlesque dancers...Hmmm, I wonder how long before he was cheating on Kristen with one, knocked one up or eloped to Vegas (or...does the UK have its version of Vegas??) with one. Good gods!
Rob had said that he loved to dance when he was younger. He was doing a "jig" to Beyonce, Single Ladies. Would loved to have seen that. I read somewhere at one time that he was breakdancing with the crew.
ReplyDeleteRob breakdancing?? That I would love to see. I believe it, after all...wasn't he sort of a g-funk, white boy rapper wannabe at one time? I feel like I read that about his adolescence. Maybe I'm mistaken. Either way...wonky or not, I would watch him dance.
ReplyDeleteAnd when he stopped...I would throw him a few more dollar bills and tell him to keep going.
@RPG ohhh I think we would see pics but if its true where he can go??
ReplyDelete"But Sarah, I'm tired, I've been dancing for an hour..."
ReplyDelete"Shhhh, shhh...don't talk. Just dance."
"But..."
"Sweetie, we had an agreement."
I wish I could communicate in a second language as well as Evangeline, bless her heart. But I believe the expression is "play by play" commentary, which does come from baseBALL (and other sports as well). So her interpretation is very cute.
ReplyDelete@rpatts, oh gosh, is Rob on his way to the states? I am bracing for the Pappz pandemonium.
I do feel sorry for the guy, all jokes aside. I can't imagine being famous in a world where idiots can "tweet" his every move for the general public to know about. I would think it would be terrorizing. He must feel horribly isolated, and if it were me, I would get a little crazy after a while.
ReplyDelete@SBR omg girl lol my turn after you=))
ReplyDelete@SBR agree with you
ReplyDeleteWell eventually he has to go back to Vancouver for reshoots and or course LA for WFE, so if the reports are true one or the other....
ReplyDeleteKstew flew back unpapped so it is possible...
@lallieb @evangeline--I knew what she meant, it was a very cute interpretation. ITA on the speaking a second language well.
ReplyDelete@lallieb--Did you get my e-mail?
@SBR--LOL!
*Passes Robsessive some ones...*
ReplyDeleteTry not to let him get to out of control. His wonky feet trip him up at times. Wouldn't want him hurt for the Eclipse re-shoots.
Thanks Lallie--I was not meaning to be disparaging on Evangeline's English, just wondering about the actual phrase. SO it is 'play by play'.
ReplyDeleteMy friend @alexandra1116 from Hungary was in Budapest when they were filming Bel Ami there..according to Rob's PA he dances like Fred Astaire..whatever that means..I interpret that as he is a good dancer...lol.
ReplyDeleteI have seen comments about Rob being at this event watching the burlesque dancing and they are NOT nice towards Rob...crazies. Sorry but how on earth does this mean Rob's cheating on anyone..he is enjoying a show..and just cos there is a burlesque show he's a manwhore? WTF?
No the comments like that is NOT from here..I read them elsewhere...but man there really are some crazies out there.
As for that DJ..he should get fired..what a moron for ruining Rob's fun...unless some other idiot told the DJ to "announce this"? who knows but it was a stupid move.
*Passes Robsessive some ones...* what is this mean LOL
ReplyDeleteI wont let him to get out of control on dance floor but cant promise about other things LOL
LOL, sorry Robsessive...
ReplyDeleteIts sort of a reference to strippers. I was "tipping" Rob for his dancing. :)
@SBR ohhh ok now but I have to say that I would let him to do whatever he wants to do with me =))
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_o9pXLZKtM
ReplyDeleteThat's Fred Astaire dancing, but well if Rob was doing this dance in Camden he would have drawed the attention to himself w/o that stupid dj. And I'm not quite sure if he's able to do this moves with his wonky legs but it reminds me of his Dali-dance...
YEah, Robsessive, thats probably the best thing to do. When Rob does anything TO you, I imagine its best to just let him go for it. Don't interrupt. Just go with the flow.
ReplyDeleteAlthough, I would probably pass out and go into convulsions from excitement, and that might take away from the moment....
But as soon as he brought out the smelling salts, I would so be right back in the game!!
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ReplyDelete@SBR LOL when he gets naughty I would be like ohhh my god and like you said its the the best to let him go for it I would be like hey leave us alone find a silent place swith the phone off and just smell him OMG dying now
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ReplyDelete@4848....LMAO
ReplyDeleteWho dances in this way will not long remain undercover. LOL
It is a delightful news. Rob in London, giving his support to a charity event, dancing, and seeing a performance of burlesque girls at the same night, it is very nice. He deserves to have fun, Rob works so hard. Have fun, Rob!!
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@CL, I'm at work and can't get into my home email for some reason, but will check this evening. Thx.
ReplyDeleteI love 'London Rob'. knowing he's only up the road from me (well, 50 mins).
ReplyDeleteGlad he's having fun but dancing - as you sure! He was asked, I think at the New Moon premiere, what he wished he could do like Edward, he said 'dance', so I'm sure he wasnt actually dancing.
So sad if he's on his way to LA, back to the wife with the matching trainers.
@SBR hon do you mind if I ask something can I have your mail??
ReplyDeleteOOOOK-not one person took a pic?? wtf-tho i dig his privacy...I need proof. Anyone can sprout stuff.
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ReplyDeleteYeah-I know Rob and KS are "together" but are they serious?? Until then..he's a free agent as far as Im concerned. If he goes somewhere and smiles at a chic and talks to her its NOT a big deal. He didnt bang her. We got some real nut cases out there in the world. HE'S NOT MARRIED!! It would've been all over the news. So chill...and watch the pretty in action:)-dancing
ReplyDeleteR-Pattz was seen dancing and cheering on the bands and paid special attention to the burlesque girls
ReplyDeletehm.. burlesque girls?) ookeey) it reminds me this ;))
(see at the very beginning;)
Good grief, I'm straight and married, and I would probably pay special attention to the burlesque girls.
ReplyDeleteso he is still in London (at least until last night) i didn't know where he was.
ReplyDeleterob dancing??? O.O that's rarer than a green dog. But i'm imagining him and i'm claping and not with my hands...
i don't know if gossips are true or false but i think we have to be careful with the internet: any silly person can say any stupid thing (me first)
Burlesque girls are like the Pussycat Dolls, not the singing group, but the ones that appear at the Viper Room, or the Forty Deuce show.
ReplyDeleteI can't beleive the DJ was so stupid as to point Rob out, what did he think was going to happen after that? Rob was just going to stand there & be mobbed?
I can't picture Rob dancing, he has trouble running, how is he going to dance? Every time I think of him dancing, I think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1dp-0tq0AY
LOL, Marna....
ReplyDeleteRad.
Me too Sarah Bear. Just because you're married doesn't mean you can't enjoy a little man candy. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteP.S......Robsessive...
ReplyDeleteI hope you got my email address. Cuz I posted it, now its getting erased. I am paranoid to have my addy written on here. Not that I don't want emails from you awesome chicks, but theres the occasional nutbar on here that could send me something weird.
@SBR I got it hon thanks=))
ReplyDelete@est-lost how are you hon I sent you a mail did you get it
@SBR woowww awesome chicks its so good to hear this =)) thanks I am adding you now
ReplyDelete@SBR hon I couldnt add you can you add me idk why but it seems like there is a problem
ReplyDeleteThats odd....
ReplyDeletePost your email, and I will send you one first? Will that work? Lets try it...
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ReplyDeleteok, got it! I will send a tester email!
ReplyDelete@SBR ok hon waiting and deleting my comment now=))
ReplyDeletehey robsessive yes i got your e-amil, but i couldn't answer sorry
ReplyDelete@est-lost ohhh ok hon are you still so busy??
ReplyDeleteOn Twitter it is a "provocative performance," the speech! Manno meters, which probably says Kristen ????? Thank God she is in LA, or we would soon be "OK!" Read: "Jealousy Drama: Kristen Stewart thrashes strippers and Robert Pattinson !"
ReplyDeleteNo survivors.
LOL
@Marna what a coincidence) I just posted here another piece of "Little Ashes" wich reminds me about Rob and 'burlesque girls'
ReplyDeleteI love him!! My biggest dream come true is to witness him like that! Having fun, enjoying himself.. I WANT HIM HAPPY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
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ReplyDeleteJealousy Drama: Kristin Stewart scratches the eyes out of a wife/mother of 4 from America who was participating in Robstock '10.
Good thing I have insurance.
Girls, do I remember wrong ? Rob as Cedric danced a waltz. It's not an easy dance, as I remember for my youth. So, he can dance. if it is only a waltz.... And I would pay a good money to see him make brakedance.
ReplyDelete@Twmmy....
ReplyDeleteHaving flashbacks of Rob as red-cheeked Cedric. *SIGH*SHUDDER*
*breakdance
ReplyDeleteOh, yes, young and innocente Cedric... So, my son is 11 and he is 165 cm tall. and he has wonky legs, because of his tallnes, but he is a good dancer, though he can fell in his standing.
ReplyDelete@womadsart
ReplyDeleteYour comment is exactly what me at heart. Rob should be just enjoying and having fun. This is so important. People you love, should have ever the best.
Rob works so hard.
So many interviews where he has to pull oneself together.
He is always observed.
Can he not not make a party, like other people too.
(sorry - hope correct english)
BTW rob dancing...mmmm...maybe drunk!!! i'm imagining with a tie in her head ajajaja YUJUUUU! Right now i remember my drunk dad dancing last town parties ¬¬
ReplyDeletehey robsessive yes i'm still veeery busy but hey, that's my life! yesterday was cray...from 9 am till 10:30 pm without free time (no time to hava lunch, no time to have dinner). But i'm happy cause this weekend i'm going to an alternative rock festival, i can't wait!
SORRY "i'm imagining him with a tie in HIS head" not her head AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
ReplyDelete@Sarah I wish I could come with you girls. I am not of a strong built but I am good at hair pulling.LOL
ReplyDelete@Sarah Bear....
ReplyDeleteLMAO About the Ok headline about the mother of four children.
Who will come clear with four children , will make a good job with a Kristen. LOL
O god, my english, hope you understand.
i could cry :( i work about 500 yards away from the proud galleries and if i'd have known he was going to be there i would have gone. gutted :(
ReplyDeleteI want someone to explain twiddle to me. I mean, I know how it works but why is it relevant? Or is it? It appears to be as so much reference is made to it. If there's no way to verify what is being said, then why do so many take it as truth? I know that were a dumbed down culture, but are we really this stupid to buy into unsubstantiated 'news'?
ReplyDeleteI mean, I could open an account and say that I banged him three times last night and twice this morning and it was goooooooood and who could dispute me? I mean, I guess they could call me a liar, but some might wonder. Especially if they're grabbing at any straw to tell themselves that these two are not together. When it comes to celebrity news, why is twiddle given any credibility? Why do people fall for it? I really am curious about this.
As for his dancing...
I don't know, I'm thinking that maybe that boy does have a little foot for dancing. Yes, he danced a waltz quite gracefully in GOF and if I recall, one of the first parts he got at Barnes Theatre Co., was as a background Cuban dancer in Guys And Dolls. If he'd really had two left feet, they would have given him the role of a waiter in that scene (that scene takes place in a Cuban nightclub. I know. I once played Miss Adelaide). Also...
Does anyone recall that photoshoot for Vanity Fair back in the fall of 2008 BEFORE Twilight opened? They got together a bunch of stars (some prominent, like Jennifer Lopez, some up and coming, like Rob Pattinson) and they recreated the famous dance in the gym from West Side Story. Rob is in the background of the shot (quite obscurely actually. man, if VF had only known just how big he was going to be in just a few short months, I doubt he would have been placed in the back). Anyway. In the shot he's shaking his head and looking like he's going to town.
And Maryann?
If someone compares your dancing to Fred Astaire, that would be like comparing your golf game to Tiger Woods or your ability to play basketball to Michael Jordon. Fred Astaire is arguably, the greates dancer who ever lived. And so...does this mean he'll be doing some dancing in Bel Ami?
And Skorpia...
Is this a serious relationship? I don't know. But speaking only for myself, I don't think I would leave my family, my friends and my home on my 20th birthday to fly half way around the world (round trip about 28 hrs. in the air) to be hang with a guy who was just a casual fuck. But that's me. Another question to ask yourself...
As much as she appears to abhor this level of fame that has come into her life, why would she embark on a relationship with arguably, the most famous guy on the planet? If he didn't matter to her on a VERY deep level, why would she put herself through all of this? Wouldn't her life be a whole helluva lot simpler if she were dating a non-famous or very low key famous kind of guy?
Just askin'...
And please. Someone explain to me why twitter matters.
Hi Niklongpost. I am so down with you, totally agree.
ReplyDeleteBitchin' banner!! Love it!!
ReplyDeleteRob, I'll take a neverending slow dance any day!!
FILTM!!
Nik....
ReplyDelete*Waving* Hello, my friend. I've missed you!
And I am of the mindset that Twitter doesn't matter. I have a facebook, and that is as far as I go. I don't need my random thoughts going out into time and space any more often than they already do. So, I agree. Not relevant. Not to be believed most of the time.
However, I DID bang The Pretty 3 times last night and twice this morning. And it really was gooood. ;)
Sarah...
ReplyDeleteSo that was YOU in the bed with us? Jeez. Small world, huh? Well, when the little bugger suggested a threesome, I was so drunk off my ass and I thought...'what the hell.' Crap. If I'd known it was you, after he passed out (passed out? hell. we put dat boy in a coma), we could have kicked his out ass out onto the floor and then you and I could have settled down for a chat. Although now that I think of it...I think I was in a coma too. Yup. Dat boy is goooooooood! Ain't he tho?
Oh. Let's open a twiddle account and get to work on this. We could send this pile of shit out into the world and shut that fucker down.
Were the the one with the handcuffs? Cuz I sort of blacked out after my fifth...well, you know...
ReplyDeleteLOL, I am on a pseudo-anti-Twitter kick...I will be your facebook friend, though!!
And yes, he is that good. Better, even. My toes are still numb, and I think I have a slipped disc in my back.
ReplyDeleteWhich are both TOTALLY WORTH IT, by the way!
ReplyDeleteOh I know what you mean about you're back. I could hardly walk this morning. Not complaining tho. Not. At. All. Although now that I think of it, that probably wasn't the only reason I couldn't walk. **blushes**
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm sorry, but I don't have facebook either. Although I am thinking about it. My sisters and my nieces keep bugging me about it. But I always come back with...'what the freak is wrong with e-mail and have you ever heard of a telephone?' It was just last summer that Julia (my baby sister) finally taught me how to text. And don't laugh, but I don't even have an ipod yet. I SAID STOP LAUGHING! I am slowing being drug into the 21st century...kicking and screaming the whole way.
I are a dinosaur.
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ReplyDeleteTwitter is a nightmare for someone like Rob. He said he can't be anywhere more than 20 minutes because of it. Not saying these twitters aren't true about Rob being in Camden, but there are a lot of other bogus twitter Rob sightings. Anyone can say anything on twitter and unfortunately a lot of people believe it.
ReplyDeleteOh and Dina? Darlin'?...
ReplyDeleteAre you suggesting that I am...hmmm...shall we say...wordy? Jeez. You put up 20 or 30 ten thousand worded posts...a day (ah shaddup) and the next thing ya know...you're wordy. What's up with that? LOL!
God. I don't know how you guys put up with me. I'm surprised you haven't all told me to go blow long ago.
But thanks so much that you haven't. This place has come to mean so much to me. And as I've said before, it's not just about Rob. Not anymore. It's about the community that has formed here and I'm so happy that you've let me be a part of it.
@Please Nik keep it up. I really enjoy the way you express yourself. I am now on twitter too because all the girls have moved there and I missed the fun. I thought it would be hard because I am hopeless on the net but it is good fun . Give it a try.
ReplyDelete@jmm4832...
ReplyDeleteI hear ya sweetie. I remember him saying that of all of the intrusion into his life; the papps, the tabs, the press (I seperate the tabs from the legitimate press because the tabs are quite simply...SHIT), the gossip sites, the people stalking him and the uninformed idiots on the internet reguritating the shit that they pick up from all these 'sources', that the twitter is the worst. And that's because it affects his life 'in the moment.' Even more so than a papp chasing him or a rude fan following him and that's because...
When those things are happening, he knows that his privacy is being violated. But if he can make it inside a club or a pub or a concert or somewhere and there's not much notice taken of him, he lulled into a false sense of thinking he's safe. That he's made it inside and maybe, just maybe he might get a 'normal' evening out. But then some selfish, unthinking, attention seeking idiot, gets on their damn twaddle and there goes his normal evening AND he has to leave his friends and his fun.
I honest to god do not know how he is handling all of this with such grace. I've got several years on him with more life experience under my belt, and I KNOW that I would not be handling it as well.
He's just a friggin' little miracle, that's what.
In more ways than one **she winks**
Oh Dina...
ReplyDeleteThanks for the invite, but I don't think I can do twaddle. Isn't it set up for very quick comments, like say 140 characters tops? Me? 140 characters in one comment? ('scuze me while I fall off of this here chair and down onto the floor laughing my head off) Hell hon, it takes me 140 characters to say hello.
I'd so love to come and play with you all and only for this group would I sign up for it, but I honestly think that I am not capable of it. I just simply cannot express myself in a sentence or two. If I tried, I think my head would explode.
But I hate the thought of you guys off having fun somewhere else and I'm sitting here spitting out my 10,000 worded posts. Maybe if I twiddled in a foreign language? I'm thinking since I only know a few words in other languages (hello, goodbye, a little lower please, thank you) that might work. But I'd need some translations for a few more...
Fuckhawt
Lick
Drool
Slurp
Sparkling
Peen
Nibble
Long
Fingers
sexhair
wet
panties
squirm
clench
And well, you get the gist. And any language will do. Any at all.
See? It's taken me how many words to simply say...I don't think I'm cut out for twiddle. I'm hopeless.
U.T.T.E.R.L.Y. H.O.P.E.L.E.S.S.
(if I didn't have dimples which allow me to get away with murder as some think they're so cute, I'm pretty sure I would have been shot long ago. actually, dimples aren't cute. they're really a flaw in the skin. oh allright. I guess they are kinda cute...on a 2 yr. old)
I am wondering why you are all surprised about Rob dancing. We've seen him dancing in several movies, HP, LA and TW even a little bit in HTB, but it was also mentioned that he danced back stage at the MTV awards when Beyonce came on right after they had shown the New Moon clip.......he was shakin' it to "Single Lady"!!!!!! lol Wouldn't you have given anything to see that????
ReplyDeleteI would LOVE to see him dance to rock music.
Enough alcohol can make most people dance and do things they wouldn't normally do, right?
Hey Nik......GO BLOW!
ReplyDeleteBut make sure to take pictures and post them right afterwards, okay? :) Because...well. Duh.
He's Rob F*ING Pattinson!!!!!!
No freakin' Facebook????? Actually, I got it a year ago, after all of my friends made fun of me for not getting their inside jokes from facebook conversations. I hate that. If they start Twittering, I'm screwed.
P.S. You are way cuter than me. I have ONE dimple. On ONE side. I look like a souffle that fell on one side. My azz is no better.
ReplyDeleteI agree with you femrock...
ReplyDeleteI'd forgot about his dancing in Twilight and he had to do most of that with Kristen standing on his feet. And what about that little do-wop he did in Little Ashes? It was kinda silly, but he moved well. And then there was the 'mosh pit' in GOF. He was bouncin' and throwin' that head of his around. He can move just fine.
I think maybe this 'idea' holds because of the 'Rob runs likes a girl' or 'a mountain goat' thingy while he was filming Twilight. And then of course, Kellan didn't help dispell that idea much by mocking him at fan events. I once saw a clip of him 'running' like Rob and I gotta admit, it was hilarious. Poor Rob. But I think it just kind of took hold that he is a wonky legged doofus and therefore, how could he possibly dance? And as I recall...
I just saw recently a video of Rob in workout gear running on a treadmill and my oh my, he looked pretty damn sexy to me. Very coordinated. Not a wonky legged doofus in sight.
So I'll bet when push comes to shove, that boy can hold his own on a dance floor.
But...even if he CAN'T move on a dance floor...do we really care? I'd still do him if he were a paraplegic with leprosy.
ReplyDeleteNow just hold on there a dang minute Miss Sarah. I may have been drunk as a skunk last night, but I do recall thinking...hmmm...she's pretty damn cute. Where'd he find her, huh?
ReplyDelete"What? I ain't enough for ya, huh Rob?...Rob? Where the hell did he go?
And besides, I've seen your pic darlin' and you are adorable. As for dimples in our asses...well I will admit I got lucky there. No cottage cheese bum or thighs. On the other hand my teeth are rotten and have had to have many of them replaced (well. actually my teeth were perfect and I never had to wear braces. and I wanted to. I thought they were so cool looking. it was gums that were/are bad) AND my hair is hideous. I hate fakery when it comes to women's looks; the fake boobs, the facelifts, etc., but I do use hair extentions. I have too. When I had that first of five surgeries on my ovaries when I was 17, my system went into shock (nearly died) and for a year afterwards, my hair fell out in clumps and never did grow back completely. So...I figure were blessed in some areas and cursed in others. Except of course for...
ROB FUCKING PATTINSON!
God gave him everything. There's a school of thought in Hollywood that says...'God does not give with both hands.'
Meaning, that they're blessed in some areas and not so blessed in others. You've either got tremendous talent and maybe not such a beautiful face OR you've got the face and just so so talent AND either you've got the charisma (ooh, I hate that word) that draws people to you or you've got the personality of a kumkwat (isn't that a fruit or something?). And then every so often someone comes strolling in, whose GOT IT ALL!
Yeah. Three guesses. With Rob I feel that not only did God give with both hands...He gave abundantly.
Oh, Rob was just being his usual self-deprecating self when he said he can't dance. Don't believe it!
ReplyDeleteOkay then. I gotta sign off. RL is calling. Oooh. I hate that dude. I'll check back in later.
ReplyDeleteLove ya...
@ Sarah LOL you are freaking hilarious about the paraplegic and leprosy. I think many of us are with you there!
ReplyDeleteAs for Rob dancing I remember a few articles that said that he used to be a really good dance than something happened in his brain and he stopped dancing and then on Ellen he said that he was dancing somewhere with his family and his dad asked" What are you doing?" so now he is self conscious about it. Geez Poppa Pattinson!
LOL. I laugh every time I think of Rob dancing. I mean, he's a good slow dancer, but I really wanna see him dance to a fast-paced song! xD
ReplyDeleteNic,
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't tried cumquats, it's got a soury taste different from lemon (not a sharp) or lime. It's used most in some Asian countries as their "lemon" for marinating pork, chicken, fish/seafood and used as cool drink for hot summer days mixed with Water, sugar & ice depending on your taste. It's quite a refreshing drink actually. Remove the pips.
It's also a nice ornamental plant in pots or ground cuz of its orangy color fruit when ripe. In the West, I think they make into jams/marmalade.