Kate, There is a tweet from David Slade regarding Eclipse about the musical score and he laughs at the gossip about retakes. There is a link over at Confessions of a Twicrack Addict. I could not email you directly Windowa 7 problem.
Haha loving your comments ladies......you guys make me lmao every night.
I've just kissed the screen again and my boyfriend caught me......how'd you explain that. I just said it Rpatz and he was like.....oh ok that explains it.
I know this is never going to happen, but could you imagine a full length R rated cut of this film with a scene of honeymoon Edward walking out of the sea? Picture it...
He rises up out of the sea like the god Posidon, walking towards Bella (who's sitting on the sand with her tongue hanging out) giving us a view of that gorgeous little tushy, then the camera swings around to give us a full frontal, buck nekkid, head to toe, full length shot with every inch of him (talk about your full length) sparkling in the sunlight?
OH! MY! DEAR! GOD!!!
TV screens (better make those 50 inchers...wanna be able to capture it ALL) across the globe would suddenly spontaneously combust (along with the helpless females sitting there in front of them) into raging infernos of dissaster (again, along with the helpless females sitting there in front of them). The earth would turn on it's axis. I'd leave such a puddle on the floor, they'd have to call for flood control. I'd be on the news. Shit.
Why did they not tap me to direct this?
You think Rob would do it? Go the 'full monty' for the scene?
Oh c'mon Rob. It would be Art. Well. Okay. It would be Edward.
Man. That is an image I'm going to get out of my head anytime soon.
He truly does have a face that is the epitome of male beauty. It is absolutely exquisite. Yet as beautiful as he is, he's all man. Completely masculine.
I fashion myself a writer, but I think I could sit here for days and try to explain the beauty of his face and I know I would not be able to do it.
They said the same thing back in the day, when they struggled the same way with Greta Garbo. You just could not describe her beauty. You had to see it.
Well. I have seen his...up close and in all of it's perfection AND I still can't describe it.
I dunno. When did Garbo die? Maybe she's come back as a boy this time and brought the indescribable beauty with her.
3:57? Huh? It's only 1:25. Oh wait. That's California time. Hey. When I signed up here, they said there would be no math.
Well. If I die before one of ya gets over here to relief my shift, then at my funeral, I want you all to join hands and with a gentle sway to your hips, join in a chorus of...
I nearly slid off my cinema seat at shirtless Edward in NM, more than once. God knows how I'd manage to survive wet, naked Edward in BD. Now THAT would be a panty-melting moment, definitely.
Well. If I can help conjure up an image that gets you all discomboobulated and has your bosses and co-workers looking down on ya all narrowed eyed, tisk tisking and tapping their watches...
nicola you need to submit that to Scummit! That is the money shot every twihard and robsessor is waitin for. Girl, we need to write a petition for that. let's write to Rob saying:
Dear Rob,
If you do this one little thing for us we will donate our paychecks by the hour to you. We will watch and clap everything you do. Oh, Rob purdy pleeeeeease!
The bit I'm really looking forward to in Breaking Dawn is the wedding, when Edward gives Bella that big beaming smile of happiness.... wow - pray for a black suit.
And maybe a beam of sunlight in the church will catch his sparkles?
Oh dear. Let's not use the word 'hard' when discussing, nekkid, wet Edward. Oh what the hell. Lets.
Oh and Susanne... I just swiped your avi. That has got to be one of the lovliest pics I've ever seen of him. Not just his beauty, but that sweet, tender look on his face.
I swear, he's so beautiful that it sometimes physically hurts to look at him.
I think Carole that the wedding took place in the evening at the Cullen's home. Yeah. If he caught some sparkle off of the stainglass in a church...well, the jig would be up, wouldn't it? Not that the good folk of Forks would deduce that he's a vampire or anything. But they'd sure as hell be wondering...what da hell is dat boy smokin'? At the very least...'what da hell kinda shower gel is dat boy using?' (and poor Bella's got enough insecurity going knowing that the groom is prettier than the bride. She don't need him to sparkle too). In any case...there would be talk. You know how those small towns are. You show up sparkling like a Glinda the Good and the next thing ya know...yackfuckinyack.
Nik, He said he's not opposted to doing a nude scene, so I think you should send him a letter....we can all sign it....I'm sure Suckmit will go for it.
Nik- you are killing me today, your post's have had me laughing. I wanted to comment on the SNL thread, by the way that would be the best skit ever on SNL, but where I live we have year round school and my kids are off track which means both my computer's were being used by my kids. When carol said in her garden my first reaction was no garden, Isle Esme would be better, Who would not love a wet, sparkly Robward, now thanks to your post I have to wash my chair, which I better get to it before the hubs comes home and asks why the computer chair is all wet!!!
Are any of the Twitter girls in just now? I am attempting to use Twitter, but am a complete technoklutz, so need some pointers. I have managed to set up an account, and am following this blog, but that's as far as I've managed as yet. Very frustrating trying to choose a name, how can they all be in use? Hate technology.
Where are they going to film the wedding? In the book, the wedding was held in the living room of the stately, old world home of the Cullens (with her coming down that staircase, remember?) But in the film, there is nothing stately or old world about that house they chose. It's too modern looking (I personally did not like it. I had pictured a more Victorian or antebellum style home with a big porch and columns). And this wedding is suppose to be remincent of the time of Anne Of Green Gables. That type of wedding is going to look funny in an ultra modern setting.
Pretty sure they'll come up with something. I swear, I'd have Alice transform that meadow at Twilight. That would be gorgeous. And as far away as it is, it'd keep the riffraff out. Wait. Did they establish in the films that the meadow was miles and miles away? Nope. I don't believe they did. Damn. Now the riffraff get will get in.
Oh. And they better not put Bella in a 21st century wedding dress. Yanno, the ones with no backs and cleavage spilling out all over? Sheesh. Brides today look like they belong in a Las Vegas casino. Bella needs to be in something 'old fashioned'. Something 'Edwardian'. And no, not because his name is Edward, but because he lived during the Edwardian era.
The Victorian era ended in 1901, the year that our Edward was born. Her son, Edward reigned for only nine years, from 1901 to 1910, thus...the Edwardian era. Then his son Edward, sat on the throne for the next 26 years until his son named...you guessed it...Edward abdicated to marry Wallace Simpson.
And that class is your history lesson for the day. They'll be a pop quiz tomorrow.
The authors of both stories interview each other. It is really good! When you get to the page, scroll down until close the end (after another interview and some ff reviews) ~ and then Ta Da!
Suckmit? Oh RPG...that's hysterical and the god's truth.
Oh and yes Susanne... I would love for you to send me that pic at a larger size. I don't have any pics of Rob up anywhere. Not oppose to such, just haven't gotten around to it. But that one, I swear, I could wear it in a locket around my neck. I'd have it tatooed on my ass. No I wouldn't. Couldn't see it there. I know. I'd have it tatooted on Rob's ass (as it's peaking out from under the sheets as I type). I love it. The pic, I mean (although his ass his nice too).
and acullengirl...
There's something called a rolling pin. It's what you use on small children who won't extricate themselves from the computer so that mommy can get on and talk about her boyfriend...to all of his other girlfriends (what is this? Tiger and his 60 mistresses in here?)
A rolling pin. Available at Targets, Wal Marts and various other outlets across the known world.
@nikola Seriously that thread SNL enrolled wet ribbon( flooded seats, disappearing panties and dripping with saliva screens) in the history of madness this blog!!!
and the phrase I'M ROBERT F*ING PATTINSON should be engraved on all the graves of women who died a tragic death while reading... like i did.
buah..i've lost A LOT of things between yesterday and today...sometimes i hate my bussy life and i'm only 21 :( and i'll lose even more because this is my sister's laptop and she's coming back home tomorrow...so i won't be here till monday .......... FUCK
everytime i see Edward sparkling i think "where the fuch did SM get the idea of the sparkly vampires?????"
and when i see that pic i think "how can he be so fucking good actor?" he completely changes the expression of his face...oh i know the answer to the last question...
@capitu, thanks for the update. Will check it out.
Well, sparkly Robward is just so damn sexy.
@nik, had the same ideas in my mind when reading BD, each time!
I'm really looking forward to the "Why are there feathers in my hair?" That should be great.
I confess I've lost track of how many times I've read the saga now. Totally lost track. 10x more than Harry Potter I know. And FF doesn't help at all. I am so enmeshed in the Cullen story.
I know. Wasn't that hysterical? And actually, it was Sarah that started it all. I just sorta egged it on.
But speaking of sending letters to Summit with our BD ideas...
I wrote out a list of mine on some dying, dead thread around here the other day. But they don't matter. The script is done. But what we can do is this...
I suggested that if we really want to see that R rated director's cut, we need to BOMBARD Summit with this idea NOW!!! The shoot is about six months away and if they're going to give us a grownup version, they need to start thinking about those scenes NOW!!! If we wait until the film is in the can, it will be too late. They can drag their little asses back for a few scenes (as they'll be doing shortly for Eclipse), but not to film a different version of the entire movie.
Summit needs to know that their audience is not simply comprised of 12-14 year old girls. In fact, I would venture to say that the majority of the fans for this franchise, are 25 and older. We need to hit them in their pocket book. Remind that if they were to release an R rated director's cut, say about, six months AFTER the release of the dvd of BD, part II (yeah, we'll have to wait for it until both films are released), then that will only mean more money in their coffers. This would give them THREE dvd's for two films.
And yeah, I think Rob and Kristen would 'go for it' in the sex scenes. They're pros. And I would think they'd welcome the idea that this story isn't just for young girls and would jump at the chance to show this story in a more adult light.
Nik- yeah I was being a nice mommy today since I have banned them from using the computer the last two weeks since they have been off school so that I could do all my perving, I really hate when they are not in school ,good thing they go back next week so I can do my perving without little eyes behind my back.
I tried to find the Feedback page on Details Magazine to show you all the response to the Details article/interview with Rob. However, they don't have it, where I can find it on their web site. They did a breakdown on the stories the readers responded the most to--they did a pie chart on the whole content-and 85% responded in some form, to the Robert Pattinson article. Then they listed what the readers responded most to within the article-I'm not sure if the responses listed are % or actual number- 4 thought he was drunk,22 the number of times pornography was mentioned, 42 the number of times actor was mentioned, 47 number of times Jenny Lumet was mentioned, and drum roll--77 number of times vagina was mentioned. They also ran three online responses-Best one: "This is brilliant--everyone screamed about the objectification of woman in a photo shoot with someone who is perhaps the most objectified young men of modern times." Sash2020
This is my opinion only, but I do believe that Stephenie Meyer's religious beliefs informed her while creating the Cullens. And that's not a bad thing. No one owns vampires and a writer can be informed or influenced by anything. But it's run her into some trouble from many who cannot accept vampires as fangless, non-murdering, humane, gentle, unimaginably beautiful creatures who sparkle. But ya see...
I don't think she was even thinking about 'traditional' vampires at all. She was creating immortal, god like creatures who would forever be young, never get sick, never die and who would live on throughout eternity with their one true love by their side.
And that is Mormon philosopy. How do I know this. I was raised Mormon. I haven't practiced since my early 20's. But I know my doctrine. And Stephenie Meyer was writing about godlike beings living in eternal, celestrial marriages; a tenet of the Mormon faith.
And it's a very lovely idea too. Kinda fairy taleish, but lovely.
RICHARD SIMMONS...HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! My dad used to sweat to the oldies. Ah, memories.
@Staceybuckleyuk- No, kisiising the screen is allowed, but when you start licking it, as most of us are guilty for, you may want to sanitize the screen. Just sayin'.
Hey, I'm all for an "R" rated version of BD!!!! Theaters would be flooded, I'd guarantee it!!! And I'd be going more than once!! Just to see Sparkleward in ALL his glory...whew..it's getting hot in here. Hey add 3-D to that....whoa!!!
(lets make 'em black 'cause black is the new...black. actually, just makes ya look slimmer. nothing sadder than a white form fitting t-shirt on a woman who's figure has gone south. just sayin')
Find the sexist fuckhawt picture of him you can find. Plaster that baby on the front and above the pic in bold letters...
WHY?
Then under the pic...
BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON, THAT'S WHY
We should get these ready for ROBstock II. I'm not kidding you guys. Can you imagine a string of us standing at Grauman's shoulder to shoulder up against the baracade and he walks up and sees THAT?
He'd bust out laughing and crap his pants.
If this thread has died, I'm taking this idea to e-mail with RPG. This idea is too good to let it go.
And of course, it wouldn't just be for ROBstock II. These should be made up in bulk and sold to ROBsessors for cost and shipping only. I'm not sure how to do it and I don't know if a printer would print the word 'fucking.' Lemme think...If they won't, how bout we have them leave the space for that word blank and then with indelible sharpies, we fill it in ourselves? I'm not kidding. I think I got something here.
I know. It's scary when the wheels in my head start turning.
@nik, just read your comment about SM vampires. Love it and you really helped me understand it. I do NOT like the fanged vampires, love Steph's much better. {could that be why she has such a following maybe?} DUH!!! The bad vampires are not looked upon like these gods are. Rob is my male GOD... would follow him anywhere he goes.... drooling.
@Capitu, just read the interview between Icy and Sebastien @SFFR. It was great, thanks for posting that.
Yanno, I've often wondered if Rob understands the motivation behind these particular vampires? Had Meyer filled him in? I sometimes doubt it as most Mormon people do not like their beliefs held up to ridicule? Well. Who the hell does. And not that Rob would. But I think he should know. As an actor, he should get as much information on the cannon of his character as he can.
Note to Rob...
You're playing Mormon vampires. Yup. I know. Why do you think Edward and Bella are virgins until their wedding night? Why do you think they had a honeymoon baby? 'Cause this is what alot of Mormons have been taught is the way to do things.
Hmmm you may be right..OK, how bout cutting off the "that's why"? I think his name speaks for itself..hehe..but that's great what you did..it would be too cute~!!! Good work~!
I'll get to the t-shirt thing in a sec, but I was wondering if anyone has heard if Rob and Kristen are still in London? If so, they may not be getting out any time soon.
It just said on world news that the volcano in Iceland that erupted? It's spread volcanic ash all over the skies of western Europe and Heathrow has completely shut down (this report I saw was coming from Heathrow). Nothing coming in. Nothing going out. And they said, it's the first time in the history of that airport that they've had such a comprehensive shutdown. And here's the scary part, they have no idea when they'll be opened for business again. They said it could be days. They said this smoke could linger for YEARS. Holy shit! They say it's killing the visibility which is making it too dangerous to fly. So that begs the question...
If they're still there, then when the hell are they gonna get here? They've got reshoots for Eclipse (and an opening date just 2 and 1/2 months away). Rob's got pre-production (alot of it) in order to be ready for shooting WFE, which is suppose to start in about five weeks. Hmmmm...interesting.
At first I thought, if they really are stuck there for awhile, the production might have to go to England reshoot the Eclipse scenes, but then I remembered, they can't. No one can get in either. Then I thought maybe Rob and Kris could get on the tube and fly out of DeGaulle. But if Heathrow is shut down, you can bet that so is DeGualle. So then I thought...
Maybe they'll have to take an oceanliner across. Or maybe they could go on one of the Love Boat cruise deals. I dunno. I'm just running some ideas by.
Well. Whatever kids, enjoy your down time. Who knows? Maybe you two will stuck there long enough, that by the time you do wander back, you'll have six kids.
And the disbelievers will say... 'those aren't their kids. All that sex hair on those kids is photoshopped.'
Yup. That's what they'll say.
All kidding aside... If they really are stuck there for awhile, at least they're together.
Because the shirt isn't for Rob. This shirt is for any naysayer who might look at you weird or give you shit about him for liking him enough to wear the shirt in the first place. That's why you put the sexiest damn picture you can find of him, on the front. I was thinking of those shots from the photographer...Mark Bellenger? Hellenger? Oh, what the hell was his name? Those drop dead gorgeous ones done in both color and b&w. Those would be my choice, but anyone can choose their favorite. Unless we do this in bulk. Then we'd have to choose...one photo.
As for the back...hmmmm. Hadn't thought of thought. I guess you could personalize anyway you want. Unless we really are going to organize ourselves and order these things in bulk. And I know that alot of people might laugh at such a thing, but they'd never wear a t-shirt with the word 'fucking' on it. And that's okay. Everyone's got their standards.
The reason why I like the 'why?' and 'that's why' is because it's just a little bit 'in your face.' Which is what any naysayer would be. In your face, questioning something that you like, because they don't. You just give it back to them.
I want one of those shirts-let me know if that is possible. I like the "in your face" bit cause I'm so tired of people questioning me about why I am obsessed with him!!!
@nikola6: Well i guess i have to start writing.... i actaully submitted my own"screenplay" of about 5-6 scenes in new moon, don't know if they used any. I emailed it to Suckmitt so maybe not. I also did for Eclipse, gosh I hope they used soem ideas. i did like backstories of the Cullens. If we all pitch in, Suckmitt will have to give in. Cross our fingers!
nik.. that -shirt idea kicks ass! we've been talking about t-shirts for Robstock II and trying to come up with some ideas.. I think that is great and I totally get the concept.. I will wear that shirt come June and with the 'fucking' on it!!
Did you guys know that when ever edward sparkled in new moon there would be a sound effect that suppose to sound like something shining in the sunlight..
did anyone catch that?? Unless every women here was too drawn to the sparkle sparkle hehe
Delicious!
ReplyDeleteYummy
ReplyDeleteI've just kissed my laptop..........................................is this wrong??????
ReplyDeleteAh who cares......thud!!!!
ohhhh that's purdy :D
ReplyDeleteJust gorgeous. He can sunbathe in my garden ANY day so I can watch the sparkles!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy???
Cause he's Robert fucking Pattinson!
Is it wrong? Umm...I hope not. Pfft...who cares anyway?
ReplyDeleteThose lips are just begging for it here. I do love me some Sparkleward.
____DYİNG___ why he is fucking robert pattinson and sparkling edward cullen
ReplyDeleteCarole - LOL! Although merely watching would end for me in about 3 seconds. Hmmm....how fast can he REALLY run?
ReplyDeleteStacey it's not wrong I did the same thing, my eleven year old daughter just asked me why there is kiss marks on the screen
ReplyDelete@ stacey
ReplyDeleteOf course it's not wrong!
He's Robert F**king Pattinson!
PERFECTION......
ReplyDeleteIs it worse that my child just wondered why there are lick marks, too?
ReplyDeleteI hope this thing doesn't short out on me..
Beautiful picture
ReplyDeleteKate, There is a tweet from David Slade regarding Eclipse about the musical score and he laughs at the gossip about retakes. There is a link over at Confessions of a Twicrack Addict. I could not email you directly Windowa 7 problem.
@jane you found the right word or maybe it can be adorable =))
ReplyDeleteLicking my screen!! Why?
ReplyDeleteBecause he's Robert Fucking Pattinson
Haha loving your comments ladies......you guys make me lmao every night.
ReplyDeleteI've just kissed the screen again and my boyfriend caught me......how'd you explain that. I just said it Rpatz and he was like.....oh ok that explains it.
Hey guys...
ReplyDeleteHe just peeked over my shoulder and asked...
"Who's that sparkly, punk ass pussy?"
I gave him a good slap from all of us and told him..."don't you be hating on the pretty."
He's now sitting over in the corner with his head hung down in shame and...oh dear...a wicked gleam in his eye.
Round 72 coming up.
Someone wanna come over here and help me out? The man is insatiable.
I need a nap.
as we loved him..
ReplyDelete@Crazylife thanks ya I saw that this morning, it was funny! :-)
ReplyDeleteKate! I just refreshed the page...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahaha!!!
Brilliant. Thank you!
how can anybody look like this...?!yummy...<3
ReplyDeleteNik, on my way!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKate, that is too funny! Love it!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL Emily Ya I updated the post.
ReplyDeleteKat found the first pic ;-)
Hi Emily! {waves}
ReplyDeleteWait up ADM! I'm coming too!
ReplyDeleteGreat find Kat! I can actually hear him saying that.
@Kate---LMAO! Especially the dog! Priceless.
ReplyDelete@nick omg girl!!
ReplyDelete@kate LOL
@adm hi hon
Crap. Nap time is over.
ReplyDeleteChat later!
I know this is never going to happen, but could you imagine a full length R rated cut of this film with a scene of honeymoon Edward walking out of the sea? Picture it...
ReplyDeleteHe rises up out of the sea like the god Posidon, walking towards Bella (who's sitting on the sand with her tongue hanging out) giving us a view of that gorgeous little tushy, then the camera swings around to give us a full frontal, buck nekkid, head to toe, full length shot with every inch of him (talk about your full length) sparkling in the sunlight?
OH! MY! DEAR! GOD!!!
TV screens (better make those 50 inchers...wanna be able to capture it ALL) across the globe would suddenly spontaneously combust (along with the helpless females sitting there in front of them) into raging infernos of dissaster (again, along with the helpless females sitting there in front of them). The earth would turn on it's axis. I'd leave such a puddle on the floor, they'd have to call for flood control. I'd be on the news. Shit.
Why did they not tap me to direct this?
You think Rob would do it? Go the 'full monty' for the scene?
Oh c'mon Rob. It would be Art. Well. Okay. It would be Edward.
Man. That is an image I'm going to get out of my head anytime soon.
Good. 'Cause I don't wanna.
omg....not at work...not at work...lol
ReplyDeleteRather...
ReplyDeleteThat is an image I'm NOT going to be getting out of my head, anytime soon.
Somebuddy better get over here soon. I'm only human for god's sake.
ReplyDeleteDamn Nik, I am a puddle on the floor just thinking about it!
ReplyDeleteLove the per-teh with sparkles... Mmmmm
ReplyDeleteLOL Why do I get the feeling that Richard Simmons is totes a Robward fan ... scary! *LOL*
@ CullenLoverSmelledThePretty: I f*cking love your avi! ;)
Nik, something tells me you don't really want help.
ReplyDeleteI told you I was on my way at 3:57! LMAO
Seriously though. For just a minute.
ReplyDeleteHe truly does have a face that is the epitome of male beauty. It is absolutely exquisite. Yet as beautiful as he is, he's all man. Completely masculine.
I fashion myself a writer, but I think I could sit here for days and try to explain the beauty of his face and I know I would not be able to do it.
They said the same thing back in the day, when they struggled the same way with Greta Garbo. You just could not describe her beauty. You had to see it.
Well. I have seen his...up close and in all of it's perfection AND I still can't describe it.
I dunno. When did Garbo die? Maybe she's come back as a boy this time and brought the indescribable beauty with her.
GAH! He's beyond beautiful!!!
ReplyDeleteNik, holy hell woman, how am I supposed to work now?
...he defines perfection: he's like a drug to me,my own personal brand of heroin...**heavy sigh** Filtm
ReplyDeleteADM...
ReplyDelete3:57? Huh? It's only 1:25. Oh wait. That's California time. Hey. When I signed up here, they said there would be no math.
Well. If I die before one of ya gets over here to relief my shift, then at my funeral, I want you all to join hands and with a gentle sway to your hips, join in a chorus of...
BECAUSE HE WAS ROB FUCKING PATTINSON
try working 12 hr in hosptial and getting to gaze at this on your breaks....omg...its killing me...thud
ReplyDeleteI nearly slid off my cinema seat at shirtless Edward in NM, more than once. God knows how I'd manage to survive wet, naked Edward in BD. Now THAT would be a panty-melting moment, definitely.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ Nik!
ReplyDeleteSorry about the math. Not my best subject either.
How come when I thought the words "wet, naked Edward" I thought them in a salacious whisper?
ReplyDeleteBecause He's Robert Fucking Pattinson!!
Too bad that Rob does not sparkle. Otherwise I could see him now in London. I have since some questions to him.:S
ReplyDeleteWell. If I can help conjure up an image that gets you all discomboobulated and has your bosses and co-workers looking down on ya all narrowed eyed, tisk tisking and tapping their watches...
ReplyDeleteThen my work is done.
I'm dazzled
ReplyDeleteLM MF AO KATE~!!! The Simmons = WIN
ReplyDeleteHoly shit!!!
ReplyDeleteJust got back from work and ...
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OMG @Nik
You used heavy-caliber weapon against us ;)
brain ceases to function just tried to imagine wet Edward in all his full frontal splendor and glory
I may never be the same.............
ReplyDeleteLove you Nik! Your comments are the best!!!
ReplyDeletefound my new wallpaper! You lovely man, you.
ReplyDeletepapagaj...
ReplyDeleteIf you really wanna have some fun at work, go on ovah and read the SNL thread.
Earlier today we decided to lose our minds and in the process sacrificed several pairs of panties in pursuit of the frivolity and...
ROB FUCKING PATTINSON
(gotta read the thread and then you'll know what THAT refers too)
That's not Robert. That's Edward. And he is beautiful.
ReplyDeletedazzled
ReplyDelete@Nik--loving that image you put in my head LOL maybe a small movie screen--the bigger the better
YUM! Sugar coated Robward
ReplyDeleteSLURP!
nicola you need to submit that to Scummit! That is the money shot every twihard and robsessor is waitin for. Girl, we need to write a petition for that. let's write to Rob saying:
ReplyDeleteDear Rob,
If you do this one little thing for us we will donate our paychecks by the hour to you. We will watch and clap everything you do. Oh, Rob purdy pleeeeeease!
Love,
Robsessors (by the gazzillions)
Thanks Susanne.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are so nice to me.
OMG nik!! You`re on a freakin roll today!! I *heart* you HARD!!
ReplyDeleteAnd why do my panties go *POOF* at the mere thought of a we, nekkid Robward???
BECAUSE HE`S ROBERT FUCKING PATTINSON!!
I'm cool as a cucumber :)....
ReplyDeleteI'd rather see ROBERT in all his scruffy, dirty, wet, and naked glory~!
I'm gonna give myself a heart attack~!!!
*THUD*
*sigh* But alas, he's taken.
The bit I'm really looking forward to in Breaking Dawn is the wedding, when Edward gives Bella that big beaming smile of happiness.... wow - pray for a black suit.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe a beam of sunlight in the church will catch his sparkles?
That was supposed to say wet, nekkid Robward............see, I can`t concentrate.......
ReplyDeleteThose lips...ummm, don't even know what to say...I have to go now, maybe a cold shower or two.
ReplyDeleteHeart you hard too Leslie.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Let's not use the word 'hard' when discussing, nekkid, wet Edward. Oh what the hell. Lets.
Oh and Susanne...
I just swiped your avi. That has got to be one of the lovliest pics I've ever seen of him. Not just his beauty, but that sweet, tender look on his face.
I swear, he's so beautiful that it sometimes physically hurts to look at him.
Hurt me some more Rob.
Hmmmm...
ReplyDeleteI think Carole that the wedding took place in the evening at the Cullen's home. Yeah. If he caught some sparkle off of the stainglass in a church...well, the jig would be up, wouldn't it? Not that the good folk of Forks would deduce that he's a vampire or anything. But they'd sure as hell be wondering...what da hell is dat boy smokin'? At the very least...'what da hell kinda shower gel is dat boy using?' (and poor Bella's got enough insecurity going knowing that the groom is prettier than the bride. She don't need him to sparkle too). In any case...there would be talk. You know how those small towns are. You show up sparkling like a Glinda the Good and the next thing ya know...yackfuckinyack.
Nik,
ReplyDeleteHe said he's not opposted to doing a nude scene, so I think you should send him a letter....we can all sign it....I'm sure Suckmit will go for it.
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ReplyDeleteNik, just love this picture! Could send it to you in larger if you want.
ReplyDeleteNik- you are killing me today, your post's have had me laughing. I wanted to comment on the SNL thread, by the way that would be the best skit ever on SNL, but where I live we have year round school and my kids are off track which means both my computer's were being used by my kids.
ReplyDeleteWhen carol said in her garden my first reaction was no garden, Isle Esme would be better, Who would not love a wet, sparkly Robward, now thanks to your post I have to wash my chair, which I better get to it before the hubs comes home and asks why the computer chair is all wet!!!
Are any of the Twitter girls in just now?
ReplyDeleteI am attempting to use Twitter, but am a complete technoklutz, so need some pointers.
I have managed to set up an account, and am following this blog, but that's as far as I've managed as yet. Very frustrating trying to choose a name, how can they all be in use? Hate technology.
Which reminds me...
ReplyDeleteWhere are they going to film the wedding? In the book, the wedding was held in the living room of the stately, old world home of the Cullens (with her coming down that staircase, remember?) But in the film, there is nothing stately or old world about that house they chose. It's too modern looking (I personally did not like it. I had pictured a more Victorian or antebellum style home with a big porch and columns). And this wedding is suppose to be remincent of the time of Anne Of Green Gables. That type of wedding is going to look funny in an ultra modern setting.
Pretty sure they'll come up with something. I swear, I'd have Alice transform that meadow at Twilight. That would be gorgeous. And as far away as it is, it'd keep the riffraff out. Wait. Did they establish in the films that the meadow was miles and miles away? Nope. I don't believe they did. Damn. Now the riffraff get will get in.
Oh. And they better not put Bella in a 21st century wedding dress. Yanno, the ones with no backs and cleavage spilling out all over? Sheesh. Brides today look like they belong in a Las Vegas casino. Bella needs to be in something 'old fashioned'. Something 'Edwardian'. And no, not because his name is Edward, but because he lived during the Edwardian era.
The Victorian era ended in 1901, the year that our Edward was born. Her son, Edward reigned for only nine years, from 1901 to 1910, thus...the Edwardian era. Then his son Edward, sat on the throne for the next 26 years until his son named...you guessed it...Edward abdicated to marry Wallace Simpson.
And that class is your history lesson for the day. They'll be a pop quiz tomorrow.
GAH! He looks stunning! I like sparkly Robward... And the mouth?! Aww, sooo kissable...
ReplyDelete°sigh°
=)
Ladies ~
ReplyDeleteIf you are reading MoTU and UoEM ~ and enjoying them (well, who isn't? Seriously! °giggles°) you might want to check on this interview:
http://www.southernfanfictionreview.com/2010_02_01_archive.html
The authors of both stories interview each other. It is really good!
When you get to the page, scroll down until close the end (after another interview and some ff reviews) ~ and then Ta Da!
I loved it. =)
Suckmit? Oh RPG...that's hysterical and the god's truth.
ReplyDeleteOh and yes Susanne...
I would love for you to send me that pic at a larger size. I don't have any pics of Rob up anywhere. Not oppose to such, just haven't gotten around to it. But that one, I swear, I could wear it in a locket around my neck. I'd have it tatooed on my ass. No I wouldn't. Couldn't see it there. I know. I'd have it tatooted on Rob's ass (as it's peaking out from under the sheets as I type). I love it. The pic, I mean (although his ass his nice too).
and acullengirl...
There's something called a rolling pin. It's what you use on small children who won't extricate themselves from the computer so that mommy can get on and talk about her boyfriend...to all of his other girlfriends (what is this? Tiger and his 60 mistresses in here?)
A rolling pin. Available at Targets, Wal Marts and various other outlets across the known world.
@nikola
ReplyDeleteSeriously that thread SNL enrolled wet ribbon( flooded seats, disappearing panties and dripping with saliva screens) in the history of madness this blog!!!
and the phrase I'M ROBERT F*ING PATTINSON should be engraved on all the graves of women who died a tragic death while reading...
like i did.
@fifty--what is your twitter name--
ReplyDeletebuah..i've lost A LOT of things between yesterday and today...sometimes i hate my bussy life and i'm only 21 :( and i'll lose even more because this is my sister's laptop and she's coming back home tomorrow...so i won't be here till monday .......... FUCK
ReplyDeleteeverytime i see Edward sparkling i think "where the fuch did SM get the idea of the sparkly vampires?????"
and when i see that pic i think "how can he be so fucking good actor?" he completely changes the expression of his face...oh i know the answer to the last question...
because HE'S ROB FUCKING PATINSON
(i had the perfect cue)
Robsessive...you have an e-mail
i wrote pattinson wrong, sorry.
ReplyDeleteBTW where is the people?? am i loosing something?
tuturuuuu
tuturuuuu tuturuturutururur
ReplyDeleteok, i'm definitively alone here and it's too late. see you( actually, read you) on monday, enjoy your weekend
@capitu, thanks for the update. Will check it out.
ReplyDeleteWell, sparkly Robward is just so damn sexy.
@nik, had the same ideas in my mind when reading BD, each time!
I'm really looking forward to the
"Why are there feathers in my hair?" That should be great.
I confess I've lost track of how many times I've read the saga now. Totally lost track. 10x more than Harry Potter I know. And FF doesn't help at all. I am so enmeshed in the Cullen story.
papagag...
ReplyDeleteI know. Wasn't that hysterical? And actually, it was Sarah that started it all. I just sorta egged it on.
But speaking of sending letters to Summit with our BD ideas...
I wrote out a list of mine on some dying, dead thread around here the other day. But they don't matter. The script is done. But what we can do is this...
I suggested that if we really want to see that R rated director's cut, we need to BOMBARD Summit with this idea NOW!!! The shoot is about six months away and if they're going to give us a grownup version, they need to start thinking about those scenes NOW!!!
If we wait until the film is in the can, it will be too late. They can drag their little asses back for a few scenes (as they'll be doing shortly for Eclipse), but not to film a different version of the entire movie.
Summit needs to know that their audience is not simply comprised of 12-14 year old girls. In fact, I would venture to say that the majority of the fans for this franchise, are 25 and older. We need to hit them in their pocket book. Remind that if they were to release an R rated director's cut, say about, six months AFTER the release of the dvd of BD, part II (yeah, we'll have to wait for it until both films are released), then that will only mean more money in their coffers. This would give them THREE dvd's for two films.
And yeah, I think Rob and Kristen would 'go for it' in the sex scenes. They're pros. And I would think they'd welcome the idea that this story isn't just for young girls and would jump at the chance to show this story in a more adult light.
So. All you Twaddler's and e-mailers out there...
One. Two. Three. Ready. Set...
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Nik- yeah I was being a nice mommy today since I have banned them from using the computer the last two weeks since they have been off school so that I could do all my perving, I really hate when they are not in school ,good thing they go back next week so I can do my perving without little eyes behind my back.
ReplyDeleteI tried to find the Feedback page on Details Magazine to show you all the response to the Details article/interview with Rob. However, they don't have it, where I can find it on their web site. They did a breakdown on the stories the readers responded the most to--they did a pie chart on the whole content-and 85% responded in some form, to the Robert Pattinson article. Then they listed what the readers responded most to within the article-I'm not sure if the responses listed are % or actual number- 4 thought he was drunk,22 the number of times pornography was mentioned, 42 the number of times actor was mentioned, 47 number of times Jenny Lumet was mentioned, and drum roll--77 number of times vagina was mentioned. They also ran three online responses-Best one: "This is brilliant--everyone screamed about the objectification of woman in a photo shoot with someone who is perhaps the most objectified young men of modern times." Sash2020
ReplyDeleteNik, you got mail!
ReplyDeleteThanks Susanne, I'll go check it in a minute.
ReplyDeleteAnd EstGarZo...
This is my opinion only, but I do believe that Stephenie Meyer's religious beliefs informed her while creating the Cullens. And that's not a bad thing. No one owns vampires and a writer can be informed or influenced by anything.
But it's run her into some trouble from many who cannot accept vampires as fangless, non-murdering, humane, gentle, unimaginably beautiful creatures who sparkle. But ya see...
I don't think she was even thinking about 'traditional' vampires at all. She was creating immortal, god like creatures who would forever be young, never get sick, never die and who would live on throughout eternity with their one true love by their side.
And that is Mormon philosopy. How do I know this. I was raised Mormon. I haven't practiced since my early 20's. But I know my doctrine. And Stephenie Meyer was writing about godlike beings living in eternal, celestrial marriages; a tenet of the Mormon faith.
And it's a very lovely idea too. Kinda fairy taleish, but lovely.
Jesus Mary and Joseph, he's gorgeous!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteRICHARD SIMMONS...HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! My dad used to sweat to the oldies. Ah, memories.
@Staceybuckleyuk- No, kisiising the screen is allowed, but when you start licking it, as most of us are guilty for, you may want to sanitize the screen. Just sayin'.
Hey, I'm all for an "R" rated version of BD!!!! Theaters would be flooded, I'd guarantee it!!! And I'd be going more than once!! Just to see Sparkleward in ALL his glory...whew..it's getting hot in here. Hey add 3-D to that....whoa!!!
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD
ReplyDeleteI've designed the t-shirts.
Hey. HEY! Anybody still here?
It looks like this...
(lets make 'em black 'cause black is the new...black. actually, just makes ya look slimmer. nothing sadder than a white form fitting t-shirt on a woman who's figure has gone south. just sayin')
Find the sexist fuckhawt picture of him you can find. Plaster that baby on the front and above the pic in bold letters...
WHY?
Then under the pic...
BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON, THAT'S WHY
We should get these ready for ROBstock II. I'm not kidding you guys. Can you imagine a string of us standing at Grauman's shoulder to shoulder up against the baracade and he walks up and sees THAT?
He'd bust out laughing and crap his pants.
If this thread has died, I'm taking this idea to e-mail with RPG. This idea is too good to let it go.
And of course, it wouldn't just be for ROBstock II. These should be made up in bulk and sold to ROBsessors for cost and shipping only. I'm not sure how to do it and I don't know if a printer would print the word 'fucking.' Lemme think...If they won't, how bout we have them leave the space for that word blank and then with indelible sharpies, we fill it in ourselves? I'm not kidding. I think I got something here.
ReplyDeleteI know. It's scary when the wheels in my head start turning.
@nik, just read your comment about SM vampires. Love it and you really helped me understand it. I do NOT like the fanged vampires, love Steph's much better. {could that be why she has such a following maybe?} DUH!!! The bad vampires are not looked upon like these gods are. Rob is my male GOD... would follow him anywhere he goes.... drooling.
ReplyDelete@Capitu, just read the interview between Icy and Sebastien @SFFR. It was great, thanks for posting that.
Oh. You're welcome Nancy. No problem.
ReplyDeleteYanno, I've often wondered if Rob understands the motivation behind these particular vampires? Had Meyer filled him in? I sometimes doubt it as most Mormon people do not like their beliefs held up to ridicule? Well. Who the hell does. And not that Rob would. But I think he should know. As an actor, he should get as much information on the cannon of his character as he can.
Note to Rob...
You're playing Mormon vampires. Yup. I know. Why do you think Edward and Bella are virgins until their wedding night? Why do you think they had a honeymoon baby? 'Cause this is what alot of Mormons have been taught is the way to do things.
* You wait until you're married.
* Go off on your honeymoon.
* Come home with a bun in the oven.
Mormon vampires. Write it down.
Is it wrong that I REALLY LOVE this pix? ; )
ReplyDelete@Nik I made you a present. Check the link
ReplyDeletehttp://tinypic.com/usermedia.php?uo=4AtXI6JI7G9c7j5Mbm0lb4h4l5k2TGxc
Is this similar to what you had in mind?
I have been reading your comments all day but was at work, so couldn't respond.
ReplyDeleteI was cracking up on this latest thread.
I think "Because He's Robert F*kn Pattinson" needs to be on the back..LOL
ReplyDeleteKember I thought the same thing but then was like hey if there standing in line at Robstock - we should just put it all up front.
ReplyDeleteHmmm you may be right..OK, how bout cutting off the "that's why"? I think his name speaks for itself..hehe..but that's great what you did..it would be too cute~!!! Good work~!
ReplyDeletethanks @Kember there are some really cool websites out there for designing tshirts!!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous as always!
ReplyDeleteRound 2 for PopSugar poll, vote for Rob:
http://www.popsugar.com/2010-PopSugar-100-7944864/758
@slutty--looove it
ReplyDeleteHey guys...
ReplyDeleteI'll get to the t-shirt thing in a sec, but I was wondering if anyone has heard if Rob and Kristen are still in London? If so, they may not be getting out any time soon.
It just said on world news that the volcano in Iceland that erupted? It's spread volcanic ash all over the skies of western Europe and Heathrow has completely shut down (this report I saw was coming from Heathrow). Nothing coming in. Nothing going out. And they said, it's the first time in the history of that airport that they've had such a comprehensive shutdown. And here's the scary part, they have no idea when they'll be opened for business again. They said it could be days. They said this smoke could linger for YEARS. Holy shit! They say it's killing the visibility which is making it too dangerous to fly. So that begs the question...
If they're still there, then when the hell are they gonna get here? They've got reshoots for Eclipse (and an opening date just 2 and 1/2 months away). Rob's got pre-production (alot of it) in order to be ready for shooting WFE, which is suppose to start in about five weeks. Hmmmm...interesting.
At first I thought, if they really are stuck there for awhile, the production might have to go to England reshoot the Eclipse scenes, but then I remembered, they can't. No one can get in either. Then I thought maybe Rob and Kris could get on the tube and fly out of DeGaulle. But if Heathrow is shut down, you can bet that so is DeGualle. So then I thought...
Maybe they'll have to take an oceanliner across. Or maybe they could go on one of the Love Boat cruise deals. I dunno. I'm just running some ideas by.
Well. Whatever kids, enjoy your down time. Who knows? Maybe you two will stuck there long enough, that by the time you do wander back, you'll have six kids.
And the disbelievers will say...
'those aren't their kids. All that sex hair on those kids is photoshopped.'
Yup. That's what they'll say.
All kidding aside...
If they really are stuck there for awhile, at least they're together.
LOL @Nik the kids with sex hair comment cracked me up.
ReplyDelete^^waves @ Wens!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the reason for the shirt saying...
ReplyDeleteWHY?
BECAUSE HE'S ROB FUCKING PATTINSON, THAT'S WHY
Because the shirt isn't for Rob. This shirt is for any naysayer who might look at you weird or give you shit about him for liking him enough to wear the shirt in the first place. That's why you put the sexiest damn picture you can find of him, on the front. I was thinking of those shots from the photographer...Mark Bellenger? Hellenger? Oh, what the hell was his name? Those drop dead gorgeous ones done in both color and b&w. Those would be my choice, but anyone can choose their favorite. Unless we do this in bulk. Then we'd have to choose...one photo.
As for the back...hmmmm. Hadn't thought of thought. I guess you could personalize anyway you want. Unless we really are going to organize ourselves and order these things in bulk. And I know that alot of people might laugh at such a thing, but they'd never wear a t-shirt with the word 'fucking' on it. And that's okay. Everyone's got their standards.
Ya see...
ReplyDeleteThe reason why I like the 'why?' and 'that's why' is because it's just a little bit 'in your face.' Which is what any naysayer would be. In your face, questioning something that you like, because they don't. You just give it back to them.
Does that make sense?
@Nikola6
ReplyDeleteIt makes a very good sense! :DDDD
Cause he's Rob Fucking Pattinson!
NO
ReplyDeleteRob can hop on my favorite way to get back and forth between London and New York: The Queen Mary 2 sails April 22 and lands in NY April 29th.
ReplyDeleteI want one of those shirts-let me know if that is possible. I like the "in your face" bit cause I'm so tired of people questioning me about why I am obsessed with him!!!
ReplyDeleteSomething like this!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.customink.com/designs/share/widget/sjq0-000e-6due
@nikola6: Well i guess i have to start writing.... i actaully submitted my own"screenplay" of about 5-6 scenes in new moon, don't know if they used any. I emailed it to Suckmitt so maybe not. I also did for Eclipse, gosh I hope they used soem ideas. i did like backstories of the Cullens. If we all pitch in, Suckmitt will have to give in. Cross our fingers!
ReplyDeleteactually... hehe. That's how excited I am.
ReplyDeletedarn some!
ReplyDeletenik.. that -shirt idea kicks ass! we've been talking about t-shirts for Robstock II and trying to come up with some ideas.. I think that is great and I totally get the concept..
ReplyDeleteI will wear that shirt come June and with the 'fucking' on it!!
Did you guys know that when ever edward sparkled in new moon there would be a sound effect that suppose to sound like something shining in the sunlight..
ReplyDeletedid anyone catch that?? Unless every women here was too drawn to the sparkle sparkle hehe
@Kimmie, I didnt know that but i'll watch my New Moon DVD again tonight and listen...
ReplyDelete@ Cindygal You really have to pay close attention cause its really soft, the sound of the sparkles are like chimes very soft.
ReplyDeleteAlright which dvd is good walmart or target's 3 disc??
He is such a gorgeus "being human"............
ReplyDeleteLove him sparkly!!...How does anyone person get to be that gorgeous!!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh my baby....
ReplyDeleteHe is so so beautiful
This photos are a sin!!!