Decoding Robert Pattinson's Art Work

Decoding Robert Pattinson's Art Work

So as we old you Rob has done a special artwork for charity and it was only a matter of time before someone would try and decode what it meant so here's what they say it says about Rob....

From iVillage

Decoding Robert Pattinson's Self Portrait
(Kate: When did it become a self portrait?)

If you'd like to own a one-of-a-kind piece of Twilight memorabilia, now's your chance -- eBay is auctioning off an original Robert Pattinson sketch for charity. Pattinson, 24, joins a handful of mostly-British celebs who contributed artwork to support PACT (Parents and Abducted Children Together), a charity that fights child abduction and finds missing children. Not only is Pattinson the hottest name on the charity's roster, but he also contributed the most interesting balloon sketch (the balloon being the PACT logo).

The description on the auction claims that the Twilight star's abstract drawing "may just be an original self-portrait" -- which, honestly, seems like a stretch. (Kate: I have to agree there I don't see a self portrait but what do I know) But as long as everyone is analyzing the drawing anyway, here's what our amateur doodle deduction skills tell us:

- The lines in the balloon are random and frantic, meaning Pattinson has a restless energy. Abstract shapes and jagged angles mean that he may be tense and have difficulty concentrating.

- While other celebs stayed far inside the lines, Pattinson extends to the edge of the balloon with his drawing, even crossing the border. This indicates an oversized ego and a healthy dose of rebelliousness.
(Kate:Oversized ego?? WTF . Are we talking about the same Robert Pattinson here ?? Unless oversized ego is code for something else I think you got this part VERY wrong and should stick to the day job)

- A few shapes inside the balloon resemble eyes; drawing eyes can be a sign of paranoia. (Hmm, why would Robert Pattinson be paranoid? It's not like he's being watched all the time. Oh, wait...) (Kate: Ooh, ooh, ooh I see eyes..... I think....)

Even if Pattinson isn't trying to communicate the depths of his soul through this sketch, it's still a far cooler piece of memorabilia than a mere autograph -- and it's for a good cause. If you have a bunch of cash burning a hole in your pocket, you can bid here through June 5th. (And keep in mind that a British pound is approximately one-and-a-half U.S. dollars.)

Thanks to Kim for the tip!