Showcase Saturday With Robert Pattinson

As I was saying yesterday we are back to our daily alliteration posts and as it's Saturday it's time for Showcase Saturday With Robert Pattinson.

So sit back and enjoy these sexy snippets of Rob

These first 2 vids I've had marked for showcase Saturday for a while, I love the editing in them, I just wish they were longer although I'm hot and bothered enough looking at them so maybe it's best that they're not any longer.





And finally seeing as the other 2 vids are super short, check out this one of some of Robert Pattinson's Funny Moments. Are your favourites here?
UPDATE: For some reason the person who made the vid seems to have put it on private ;-(

88 comments:

  1. MyNumberWasUpWhenIFirstSawRobDecember 3, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    If ever one has a bad day, and needs the quickest of pick me ups - all one has to do is watch the Rob Funny Moments video.
    There's no way you can walk away from it, not having forgotten your troubles for those minutes and spirits be lifted thereafter. 
    But then again, what am I saying for any Rob video, picture etc. can do that! 

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  2. That second video was really cool...I liked the way they used all that footage from the Haunted Airman...and it looked like it matched!

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  3. I know you're totally right. I was laughing my way through the whole video!

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  4. God. First of all : I love Rob doing interviews. Most of all I loved the Access Hollywood Interview. And I swear everytime he says "sex" and "thrusting" that I´m about to cumbust (giggles behind hand). I loved the comment about "beating Jacob up all the time" (yeah, do that:-).
    Did he honestly break a headboard in real life? Jesus, I wish I would have been there...

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  5. Rob we believe you.... you are really married to Kristen. 

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  6. MyNumberWasUpWhenIFirstSawRobDecember 3, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Kate, thanks so much for sharing this particular vid with us today and all you do! Can you answer one quick question for me? Yesterday you posted a gif image of Rob, under the post about Disqus misbehaving, where rob says "That's not even funny." Can you tell me what BD interview that belonged to? I can't place it. His sideburns, scruff and overall look in that image absolutely kills me...

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  7. Thanks so much for these and especially the funny moments - so great to relive these Rob funnys'.

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  8. On cray disqus at the mo - no place to click on 'like' ?

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  9. I can't see the Funny Moments video - it just says "This video is private" when I click on it :(

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  10. Hello everyone i really hope  i didnt miss muchtoday. Although i have some sad news i cant see breaking dawn tomm with my aunt bc she hurt her foot so we will wait next time around but at least ill focus on getting some homework done for finals but i did however see happy feet 2 and it was really cute then i snuck in to see breaking dawn for a few minutes it was  the wedding scene so im happy :)

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  11. My computer won't let me watch the third one - it says "This video is private" - will try again tomorrow.  Thanks for these. They've nicely rounded up my two day Robfest.

    I had Friday off work and little to do today so took the opportunity to immerse myself in Rob.  I read Fifty Shades Darker, watched large chunks of Remember Me (not the end) (Rob at his sexiest in my opinion), trawled my way through some more of the Robsessed archive material from 2008 and discovered the joys of videos made by Biel  (thanks to wicked Snuggler - no, really, thanks!!  I especially love the 9 "100%  Robert Pattinson Pure Unadulterated Sexy Bliss" ones!) In view of all of this, have I had my fill of Rob?  No!!  (I must be getting "just the tip").

    Who needs to wait till Christmas to indulge!!

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  12. Third video doesn't work for me either.

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  13. Ladyambrosia1-shoppingDecember 3, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Cannot access the video of his most funny moments.  Says its private...gee thanks.

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  14. I've been busy for a couple days and I know disqus had gotten weird but I wanted to change my avi to something else and when I go to profile it does not do anything???  So we can't even make new avi's now???  I enjoy changing it up. Looks like print is normal again but avi's are still small and I can't change it now.  I miss seeing who like something as well so we can't do or see any of it any more???  Does anyone know what the deal is here???  Am I really stuck with the sam avi???

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  15. Hi Shan, I think you can change it through dashboard. 

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  16. The third video was working earlier today but now is private! 

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  17. Ok dumb question.....what do you use the dashboard for???  Went there saw nothing to do with avi's I use hit some that said profile and I could change it now what???

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  18. yes, I have tried to watch it but no way now... :(

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  19. Sorry my mistake, under disqus go to edit profile and then you can change your avi. Let me try it too.

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  20. if you click in your actual avi , it opens a window from disqus...in the bottom you can see a link to connect to disqus...click there and it will open a new window...in the right sideof this new window you will find a menu
    dashboard and your full name (shantioquerose)..
    click at shantiquerose and choose edit profile ...it should work.

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  21. The damn thing is so small now that it almost doesn't matter what you put there!

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  22. I hope they fix it, it was the best moments of all the past few weeks interviews. 

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  23. That's what I use to do but it won't let me for some reason ever since disqus got weird ;(

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  24. I don't get why they change things this sucks!!!

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  25. Does the 'like' not appear  right beside the ''reply'' to you?...

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  26. I cannot play this one, it showing as 'private'... :(

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  27. LOVE THEM!!! thank you ladies!!

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  28. I know I was gonna say that last one we can't see DAMN! buttholes! >.<

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  29. that SUCKS ba**s!

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  30. I hope they do fix it soon so have you started your xmas shopping I am slowly getting there I bought my sister something but thats it thats slow I am ha ha ha ha ha

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  31. I am not happy tht avis are small!! I like them big they have big for a long time!

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  32. it's still acting weird! they are so full of shit anyway! they never get anything right if that thing was ran by women it would not be screwing up like this ha ha ha ha ha ha! I'm just kidding! well I went to see BD today for the 4th time and I will see it again tomorrow and my goal is seven times or many times as I can :)

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  33. have you seen it at all or this will be your first time seeing it just go see it then go seeagain with your aunt I wish I could go with ya!

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  34. HA HA HA H A H A HAHA LOVE your screen name!!

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  35. I know I miss seeing what the ladies would pick out.....I miss seeing who like what also now we don't even see that or our numbers at the top.....Don't get it!!

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  36. Not yet, with all these Rob-shopping there is no time left for other things. 

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  37. I was so beat after my Art Show last night I did not want to do anything so I treated myself to Rob today and went and saw it again and I've been 10 times now and plus I got in free.  I have a movie card with points and I have 3 free movies I can see.  So I thought why not I was tired and I just wanted to see it again.  I really should stop now but damn I want to hit rewind so bad LOL I can't seem to get enough of Rob.  Maybe I just need another movie of his to come out now.  Come on Bel Ami I'm ready!!!!  I wish they would give us a trailer for that a new one  at least come on tease us now we can take it Right???

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  38. i know me too even though i saw it twice but i still memorize the film like the book and u know what was strange when i came out of the theater and jumped on a bus a bunch of kids were talking about the end of the movie

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  39. you know what iwas thinking about yesterday is that what if robert were to be in a foreign language film. what would he do

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  40. AlteredbyaVampire(ABV)December 3, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Hi Leah,Thank god,my new grandson arrived 9hrs ago...He's so beautiful,his birth weight was 10lb12oz and my daughter had him naturally....as soon as we can change avi's I'll put up a pic of him...

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  41. You can still change your avi. The disqus logo at the top right hand side has a dropdown which says "Edit Profile"
    You click on that and go to avatar like you used to change your avi before.

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  42. Thanks I will try again nothing is letting me.  When I press on any button nothing is happening!!

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  43. Wow! Congrat.!

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  44. Congrat. on your art show!

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  45. OT, this is for "ROBMEBLIND"...hadn't read that thread at the time...until tonight, and was unable to reply to you. If you read this, just want to say I got your bacK!  You opened a can or worms, very bravely.  Just saying, I agree.

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  46. Thanks.....It does get old and I get so worn out from it and I can't keep up enough stock....But then I get sweet customers that have nothing but sweet things to say about my work and ladies who seem to follow me to every show for more jewelry and it pays the bills.  I always look forward to Jan. and Feb. now because I finally get a break for it....The it starts all over again in March.  Now if Bel Ami just came out in Feb. that would be just perfect for me to enjoy over and over While it is cold outside.

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  47. congrats ABV!! How sweet, good size though woah made me cross my legs haha.
    Eeeee 9 weeks til go til my bundle arrives

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  48. Congratulations ABV...big boy!  Unbelievable that she delivered him naturally.  My OB/Gyn doctor told me that because they knew how big her second baby was going to be she was scheduled for a C-section.  What's his name?

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  49. This is offtopic except it is about ROb: GOblet of Fire is on now, and it just got to the part where Cedric was tangled in the maze and for a minute, Harry didn't save him, but finally did. After he brushed himself off, CEdric said, "Some game, huh?" And of course as ROb was the actor, it made me think of him, made me think of his observation of this sudden fame and dealing with all of the stuff as being propelled through a maze. ANd all of the pappz and rumours and nasty comments and critics as the destructive grabbing twines that tried to ensnare, and almost did. ANd hoping we all would work without any hesitation to untangle him from forces that would trip him or ensnare, to protect him from that maze and also away from any evil ones and their destructive intent. Some game, indeed.

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  50. Edward jacob:-) j/k hahhahahha... 

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  51. Kaz, I love your tagline! Perfect!

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  52. Just the tip...:) Rob, what you do to us!!!

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  53. The funny vid has so much recent stuff which in context, is hilarious:
    -'majesty of sex', followed immendiately by sublime embarrassment. Way to go Rob.
    -'oh yeah, I break headboards  all the time'. Way to go Rob!!
    He is becoming funnier and funnier.

    I watched the most recent Twi Ellen show again last night.
    There is Taylor, catching grapes from a great distance with his mouth (actually a pretty impressive feat).
    And there is Rob, missing a couple from Ellen at less than a foot, and when he actually catches the last one, the look of astonishment on his face is priceless. He cannot imagine that he is capable of doing anything physical, except break headboards, ;-)
    Okay, Taylor can do it, but watching Rob NOT accomplishing it, is funny, adorable, and way more entertaining.
    Way to go, Rob!

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  54. The last video says "This video is private" and won't let me watch it...  :(

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  55. Congrats to you all so exciting!!! My grandaughter is now 5mths just a delight. lolxxx

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  56. leah saw on another site you have been unwell. Hope you are on the mend now lolxxx

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  57. Same as below, "Video private" cannot watch.

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  58. Although I totally understand what you're saying and I myself, and many here feel the same and agree, but you know what...I've decided that Rob is a big boy now, a man, and as much a I want to protect him, I can't.  Yet, I think he's capable, and intelligent enough, to take care of himself.  He's had to put up with 3+ years of this insatiable interest and random pappzing of him.  Not pleasant for him, but I have faith that he's developed a thick skin and ways to manage it, without it all changing him.

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  59. Yes, he is a big boy, and yes, he is managing,  but, not trying to belabour a point, I do not agree that we cannot protect him. At the very least we can protect him by not feeding the beast. And there is even more than that least: we can work toward changing laws; boycott publications and even advertisers in those publications that pay for the photos and the hunts; those of us who twit can flood the twitter with false spottings, etc. Ultimately, he will have to figure out how to carve out a peace of mind for himself and his loved ones, even if it means retreating and not having himself in the public eye and crosshairs. It doesn't mean we cannot do for him and others in that situation what is long past due.

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  60. KIRI !!!!! Oh goodness, CONGRATULATIONS !!!!!!  Well done to you all and thank god all is well with your daughter and grandson - altho 10lb 12oz and naturally????!!!!  Holy smokes, she did good!!   I'm very happy for you all and may your grandson be forever blessed in the Lords loving arms, and wish him health and happiness .  Wonderful news!

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  61. Happy Birthday Chris!

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  62. Thanks guys for putting these vids together. But can't see the last one.

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  63. Congratulations, and good health to all. May he be a source of joy to all, and may he grow in good health to be a fine person, a doer of good deeds.

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  64. I wasn't so impressed by Taylor catching grapes.  Dogs are naturally good at catching food!  I feel Rob has some more useful talents to offer.  I recognise that there are some physical things Rob's not so good at but others where, I suspect, he's fucking fantastic!

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  65. Y is the funny vid with Rob private? i'd like to see it i enjoy him being goofy.

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  66. The funny vid sounds great according to the lucky ones who've seen it. I can't see it either. I hope that it can be fixed!!! It's saying "Private" on my screen.

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  67. :-( awwwww I'm really sorry the person who made the last vid seems to have made it private ;-(
    Sorry about that, it WAS working yesterday.
    Mmmmmm guess they never heard of sharing is caring ;-/

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  68. My pleasure, Mrs Rob! *smirks like Fifty*

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  69. For some reason the person who made the vid put it on private. Sorry there's nothing we can do about it ;-(

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  70. "Dogs are naturally good at catching food!" LMAO 

    Rob is f**king fantastic at breaking headboards while impressively thrusting and dogs are generally good at humping legs. No comparison.

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  71. I know :-( For some reason the person who made the vid put it on private. Sorry there's nothing we can do about it, it's up to her to decide to share it again. 

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  72. I've watched the "Ellen" show several times and it was priceless. She had THE funniest skit I've seen in all the BD1 promotion while inserted in the bathroom scene with E & B. It makes me crack up every time! I agree with you, Rob's facial expression when one of the grapes actually made it into his mouth was too cute for words! 

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  73. Congratulations Kiri! I hope it wasn't her first baby! Ouch! Giving birth to a 10lb 12oz baby could not have been easy.  So glad that momma and baby are doing fine.

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  74. Hey Lallie,
    Not sure which thread your refering to (iv'e gone hard-core on a couple of posts recently) lol
     but thanks! I appriciate your words.

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  75.  hello,this is from mtv first interview with the trio after the handprint ceremony....and he was talking i think about him forcing bella to say my period is late because he thinkks thats enough saying i am late ,i think kristen said no this funny and he answers her with his dreamy' shut up'.

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  76. Very appropriate metaphorical comparison Solas

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  77. not judging (just so you know), but where is all this Jacobhate coming from, I don't understand. maybe someone can explain this to me?

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  78. Oh dear!  I think my comment has been taken the wrong way.  I just thought the whole wolf/dog thing lent itself to a little joke but it was not intended seriously.  I think Taylor seems a pretty decent enough sort but he doesn't hold any interest for me - I find him kinda dull but I don't hate the bloke.  I meant my comment to be taken in the spirit of harmless fun - apologies if it caused offence. 

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  79. no no don't get me wrong ;) i thought it was funny, it's just that i hear so many people have this aversion towards the character of Jacob and saw it sort of pop up here as well so i thought like, maybe i can ask her. please, i'm not offended at all, one would have to do alot before i get offended and this isn't one of them. just wanted to ask somebody about that whole thing and didn't know who to ask. so there you go ;)

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  80. LOVED the first vid.  His voice makes me happy.   That second one made me scurred. :-/

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  81. Jesse, I always skip the Taylor part but keep replaying Rob trying to catch one grape lol.

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  82. Most of the comments on Taylor are a kind of joking.  The serious part is that many do find Taylor kind and sweet but a bit too polished: he plays the game very well to please the fans and the studio while Rob is... you know euh Rob lol.
    And there is the fact that the movies favour Jacob in comparison to Edward.  The triangle who was never really a triangle, the fact that Edward got too little screen presence in the end of New Moon, that he again was presented as more weak against Jacob in Eclipse  (the motor scene where Jacob leaves with Bella, Bella's 'speech' in the meadow in the end).  The movies didn't give  Edward the justice he deserved and did give Jacob more justice than he deserved.  Then Taylor always complimenting the fans, stimulating the 'team Edward team Jacob' battle etc.  We like to call him the dog but it most of time is ment to be funny.

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  83. Well, Beanie, if I'm not too lazy, I like to do the 'FastForwardRob' thing too.

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  84. ah okay ;) so it's all based on the movies and how they turned out then? I thought that it had to with his character in the books and just thought like: "that's weird, i never felt any aversion towards Jacob at all". I always saw his part as important as all the others, but that's mainly because i look at it from a completely dif'rent angle, so you know. but thanks for replying :)

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  85. when I'm having a bad day i feel this need to just see him or hear him, and as soon i do, i feel how it immediately grounds me and i feel much calmer. he has a strange effect on me this man

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  86. I would do anything possible to untangle him or make his life easier to live, on his own terms, without the invasion into it, but I'm not sure that we can. But what I do predict is that his life will get better and the invasions will die down...until next November!  I HOPE. 

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