(It's already available to rent or buy on iTunes in the Uk & Ire )
And thanks to EntertainmentOne we have a DVD to give away to a lucky reader.
Find out how to Enter After The Cut
Step into the exclusive 24-hour limousine journey of pleasure-seeking billionaire Eric Packer (ROBERT PATTINSON) when COSMOPOLIS is released on DVD and Blu-ray on 12th November 2012, courtesy of Entertainment One.
Directed by DAVID CRONENBERG (Crash, Existenz, Dead Ringers) COSMOPOLIS boasts an outstanding cast led by ROBERT PATTINSON (Twilight, Bel Ami) in a career breakout performance.
New York is in turmoil, the age of capitalism is drawing to a close and Eric Packer (ROBERT PATTINSON), a high finance golden boy, is chauffeured across the city in his extravagant limousine to get a haircut. A visit from the President of the United States paralyses Manhattan and as the day goes by an eruption of wild activity unfolds on the city’s streets. Eric watches helplessly as his empire collapses and as his paranoia intensifies during the 24-hour period, he starts to piece together clues that lead him to a most terrifying secret: his imminent assassination.
Adapted by DAVID CRONENBERG from the original novel of the same name by bestselling contemporary author DON DELILLO (White Noise, Underworld), COSMOPOLIS surpasses its challenging origins, bringing to the screen the spirit of a darkly corrupt yet impossibly sexy, enticing and prophetic vision of the world.
Full of intrigue and surprise, COSMOPOLIS is a dark, glamorous and inescapable ride.
Are you ready to go on that ride?
To be in with a chance of winning, all you have to do is..........
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- Your fellow ROBsessors will vote by clicking that little "like" button next to your comment.
- Do not click "like" twice because it deletes the 1st vote when you do.
- The caption with the most "likes" wins.
- Please keep your caption to 1-3 sentences ;-)
- The contest is only open to the UK (sorry! we will run an international one in the future ;-)) you have until 10pm GMT on Saturday 10th Nov 2012 to enter
She did what???
ReplyDeleteInterviewer: " ¿So,what is your favorite scene in Breaking Dawn 2 ? "
ReplyDeleteHow many times have I been voted the sexiest man alive??!!
ReplyDeleteYou don't believe I give the noisiest kisses? Want to try one?......
ReplyDeleteOT: I don't know why I have to see a "dislike" already three times. We never needed a dislike button on ROBsessed, why do you use it suddenly. THIS IS FUN!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey want to do WHAT to my eyebrows!!?
ReplyDeleteWHAT ? You want me to use my vacuum lips on you ?
ReplyDeleteSay whut? I'm gonna do a ghetto pirate shoot wearing a lipstick red tux in a post apocalyptic desert setting?
ReplyDeleteI know :-(
ReplyDelete............... sorry - The Rover is now being directed by WHO ????????
ReplyDeleteITA !!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you tick for like now?
ReplyDeleteTo like just click on the button under the comment that looks like: ^
ReplyDeleteYou've never heard of ROBsessed ?!!
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU for taking them back, THANK YOU!!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks. When I refresh all the comments are all over the place, no order to when they wree posted!
ReplyDeleteif you want them in time order and not to move, click the arrow next to discussion and select newest :)
ReplyDelete*taking pants off while walking to the living room where kristen is sitting*
ReplyDeleteSays: someone's feeling very horn..papa stew! :o *remembers kstew said her father was coming*
Hehe
ReplyDeleteSome of you count my chest hairs in photographs? Really!? I mean, I guess that's flattering but...really!?
ReplyDeleteWhat?? MrsLPattinson hasn't seen Cosmopolis yet? Get her a dvd!
ReplyDeleteI'm game :D
ReplyDelete*checking my mailbox for my invitation*
ReplyDeleteRob: Really? This only looks like the jacket Edward wore in NEW MOON.
ReplyDeleteyou did reserve my private room ... right Mizzar? LOL :P
ReplyDeleteSky diving with Kimmel?? Bring it on AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
ReplyDeleteIs that my Russian Vodka T-Shirt?
ReplyDeletejust say where and when ;)
ReplyDelete"Just the tip in Breaking Dawn, became the whole package in Cosmopolis."
ReplyDeletemmmh,...maybe i forgot to send invitations to all other party guests ? lol
ReplyDeletecell 6 right ? everything charged and ready ! :-9
ReplyDeleteDR all year long !! lol
ReplyDeletesex game ? lol
ReplyDeletelol lol !
ReplyDeleteP.S.: I just saw it's UK only....so i'm out of competition....but it just makes so much fun, can't help myself and play with you all...:-)
ReplyDeletedo you know if they ever got that extra outlet installed? It's much easier to just use rechargeable batteries, but I needed more plugs to keep everything charged. :P
ReplyDeleteLOL
oh, and what about my privacy screen? did that come in last week? I paid for faster delivery. ;D
You broke my e-cig!
ReplyDeletei liked your caption too. everytime i hear that question now i'm going to scream. i really can't hear it anymore, how must Rob feel then ? it's unbelievable they are so uncreative.
ReplyDeletepoor Rob, he can´t answer it anymore !......he puts shocked face and squirms looking for something. lol !
ReplyDeleteTink.
ReplyDeleteTell them.. I will still be on Robsessed.. Right?
Really!!!! I can get Tim Tams at Tesco's!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOoooooooooooooop, that wasn't a seat warmer, thaaaaaaaaat was a microphone!!?? :-0
ReplyDeleteYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI had labels on my shoes as well as dodgy socks????
ReplyDeleteHaha those labels were so funny :D
ReplyDelete" Tom Hiddleston ?.....really ? "
ReplyDeleteOh! I think a little bit came out of my pants!!!
ReplyDeleteI couldn't make out the socks though, could you?
ReplyDeleteNope didn't get that unless he doesn't like plain dark socks lol
ReplyDeleteI'm liking this ... but it's a fresh wound for me Nuzz. too soon! :3
ReplyDelete.....
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lol
dont tell me the little bugger won despite all our efforts.
ReplyDeleteI think you've started something Mizz.....
ReplyDeleteMay I remind you that YOU are not allowed out unsupervised.
ReplyDeleteyou don't have to remind me love. this attractive ankle bracelet is reminder enough. gonna email you . K?
ReplyDelete"What?! You're offering up a paparazzi for me to castrate?!"
ReplyDeletebrilliant yes, scream with laughter maybe, fresh tears definitley. how is this man competition to ROB ?
ReplyDeleteyou knwo when they're going to tell us who won ?
ReplyDeleteOnly in his dreams !!!
ReplyDeleteif it goes to print in January we might know by the end of this year...online. but no, not for sure if Rob beat him or not.
ReplyDeleteoh no, don't blame me for all pervs and lunatics here, i didn't even know from the DR before Jen and Ohbiteme invited me 11 months ago.
ReplyDeleteno regrets ;o
ReplyDeleteOMG So thats what a real prostate exam feels like :o
ReplyDeleteI noticed those too!
ReplyDeleteI think we should re name him ' little tommy titmouse ' I mean ...how dare he even presume ????
ReplyDeletewell he certainly isnt in my dreams.
ReplyDeletesaid in best British accent, "Blimey - a nouvelle question - that just not cricket; it`s got me stumped!"
ReplyDeleteI still haven't found one person that knows who he is!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteMind you most of the people I work with didn't know who Rob is either - the horror.....don't worry..I enlightened them :-)
Oh man - that`s so bad!
ReplyDeletelong way to go yet lol !!!
ReplyDeleteUgh good god no !!!
ReplyDeleteIf he hadn't freaked about the socks we wouldn't have seen the labels LOL
ReplyDeleteI did read an article on him...cant remember most of it but he does apparently have a really large gay ( no reference to him personally ) following as well as the youngsters who like all the super hero films.
ReplyDelete* applying band aid to Jen as we speak *
ReplyDeletereplied to your mail sweetie
ReplyDeleteEr Excuse me ...you are the one inviting all and sundry to party...I hope you know what you're doing cos im not clearing up the debris.
ReplyDeleteha ha
ReplyDeleteUGH how DISGUSTING...the very thought ...Ughhh!
LMAO ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteare you going to give yourself a dislike ?
We have women on here round the clock who were probably voting round the clock.....how do youngsters compete with that??? They should be locked up studying ! !
ReplyDeleteHe does nothing for me whatsoever but I have to admit I did like what he was wearing in the GQ post for best dressed man :/
ReplyDeleteLMAO :D
ReplyDeleteSay Whaaaat??
ReplyDeletexxx :)
ReplyDeleteHe must be robsessed then too. ;-O
ReplyDeleteIm sorry but we simply cant have you going around saying that kind of thing.
ReplyDelete* shouts * Mizz ...get the soap we need to do a bit of washing out here.
I was just going to say the same thing you beat me to it !!!! I'm shocked Maria :O
ReplyDeletepity it wasnt Hittleston we could have called him 'T-HITS...or TITS for short
ReplyDeletei was more thinking of a party for two *dreams*
ReplyDeletea sort of ' one on one' kind of thing, as in you would love to be on this certain one, and you would love to give this one ...one, if one gets one's meaning.
ReplyDeleteIm not even bothered with the studying bit..
ReplyDeleteyou hold her arms !
ReplyDelete:-( Does my hours and hours of voting and my hundreds and hundreds of votes causing a numb finger AND leaving work early on the last day only to find they had closed the voting early count for nothing? NOTHING??? :-(
ReplyDeleteGenerally I think you have to have a reason to lock up anybody......okay we could probably come up with a good reason to lock up the majority of youngters out there but I'm not sure that voting will cut the mustard LOL
ReplyDelete"oh shit" *just sees the U'omo photoshoot shots.......
ReplyDeleteoh good grief - didn't see the UK thing until I'd already posted my caption. LOL. Oh well, count me out.
ReplyDeleteLMAO !! i won't object. i mean who is able to spell his name anyway ? i think TITS it is. *high five* :-)
ReplyDeletethanks lyn
ReplyDeleteNOPE .....open wide !!!
ReplyDelete*high fiving *
ReplyDeleteI'll ignore all the oh so obvious connotations to that comment and just go with:
ReplyDeleteOh, you're a cold-hearted woman!!!! ;p
sticks and stones...you're still getting the soap.
ReplyDeleteStunned....
ReplyDeleteStill not good enough :( I'm disappointed !!!
ReplyDeleteI would have said...yeah? you and who's army???? but I see you've already roped in help!! Seeing as you are both at different ends of the country to me I think I will sleep soundly cos....yeah, right...THAT's gonna happen!!!!! LMAO
ReplyDeleteI know......who would have thought !!
ReplyDeleteshould I get the riding crop Nuzz? :P
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE disappointed?????? Who is it saying they'll hold my arms??? Oh that's right....YOU !!!!
ReplyDeleteand the hobbles if you still have them...shes a bit flighty .
ReplyDeleteWell maybe just this time we will let it go !! Didn't you know you have to watch what you say around here LMAO :D
ReplyDeleteumm yeah, about that?? I kinda got someone in them already....duct tape okay?
ReplyDeletelmao
Oh so you're the borg queen now are you??? You've been looking at the freaky photo of Rob with the borg-looking eye patches LOL
ReplyDeleteOkay, okay.....can't you find some nice tasting medicine.... bit of any oxymoron I'll admit but I can live in hope ;-) There was me sitting watching Men in Black 3 when I happened to mention a nice SUIT and got cra**ed on from a great height!!!!! ;p
OFFS Jen... duct tape it is then.
ReplyDeleteAnyone I know ? ( just asking ).
thats me in the photoshoot under his cape...Im sort of bendin over a bit .
ReplyDeleteMIB 3 ???...it just gets worse ha ha
R: What? David’s ball-cam of the prostate exam is a DVD extra?
ReplyDeleteone very hard and long one please !
ReplyDeleteI won't dignify you under his cape LOL
ReplyDeleteMIB3.....I wouldn't know!!! Daughter 1 tells me it's good so I settle down to watch only to be sidetracked with threats of soap and medicine ;p This is a strange world !!!
i get the vacuum . that's quick and painless. we don#t want to give her any pleasure do we ?
ReplyDeleteLesson learnt lol ;)
ReplyDelete;-) I think so ;-)
ReplyDeletefor fun or punishement...wait, that's not working, i love both ideas...lol
ReplyDeletei have a better idea...*drum roll*.....we wish Maria a TITS dream....Bwahahahah
I dont know about you but im getting confused about these conversations they are all running into one now :/
ReplyDeleteThat's funny lol I was just reading down them thinking the order had got a bit skewed :/ It's almost as if once a reply has gained enough comments of its own it breaks off from the original comment. That doesn't make sense - as clear as mud - but do you get the gist?? I don't think changing the viewing order will help either.
ReplyDeleteha ha its a bugger !
ReplyDeleteyes that makes sense and I agree :) maybe they think people are going to make so many comments lol..... I'm not sure that anyone else not involved with the conversation could make sense of it !!!!
ReplyDeleteI know the times are all over the place !!! Off to bed now :)
ReplyDelete:-/
ReplyDeleteMust stop reading ROBsessed it's making my eyes pop out.
ReplyDeletei stopped watching MIB 3 after the first 5 minutes. the opening sequence...horrible....i watched Indiana J. 4 a few days ago...soooo boring....and Die Hard 4...even worse....they all ruin iconic movies because they have no ideas anymore what so ever and just want to make money....I'M SO THANKFUL FOR ROB !
ReplyDeletelol for me you can not shout loud enough...the entire world should know what Tom ...T-HITS or TITS like we call him from now on, can't hold a candle to Rob in all thinkable ways.
ReplyDeletei have no plan at all anymore. who answered to whom and what. it's all in the same "colum" but not always the same conversation. it's so stupid. why don#t they see that ?
ReplyDeleteOH wow, that girl needs to wear her shamanties! I didn't know I could do THAT!
ReplyDelete*moans*
ReplyDeleteI guess I must do my duty and vote!
ReplyDeleteThen Rob should be saying " TITS, really?"
ReplyDeleteTruer words were never spoken, Mizzz. Most movies are crap nowadays; makes us appreciate Rob even more. Like that song that Prince wrote and that bald-headed girl sang it.."Nothin' compares to you, Rob"...and I mean nothin'.
ReplyDeleteYa'll are pervs! But we love you for it!
ReplyDeleteMe, Too! I can be VERY *smirk* good!
ReplyDeleteLaxative - Where will you be when yours kicks in?
ReplyDeletePlease..billions of them!
ReplyDeleteYea, and this supposed to be a caption contest for UK.. Instead it turns into pervy-post for US!..lol
ReplyDeleteI does start interesting conversations!
ReplyDeleteMizzy, you're adorable. <3
ReplyDeleteLOL, that bald-headed girl. That would be Sinead O'Connor. Back then she could get away with the bald head, due to her fine facial features. Now, not so much. Google her.
ReplyDeleteYou've got to admit it's funny reading it through lol
ReplyDelete"I may have to DRIVE in Map To The Stars???"
ReplyDeletehmmm....meyyyybehh ;o
ReplyDeletelmfao ... I've been sworn to secrecy! This could ruin people ... I'm sure you understand! ;D
well, it always starts out as punishment, but usually ends up fun for everyone! lol
ReplyDeleteyou know how it is ... once you're a quivering mess on the floor, who gives a shit? ;D
"You mean Master of the Universe ISN'T about the adventures of a warrior called He-Man??"
ReplyDeleteDo we get to vote up even if we are not from the UK?
ReplyDeleteMy first comment when I read the article was.I'd do my duty and vote!!! But I read the string and couldn't help myself........I see you got caught up in the silliness also.....but I did vote...Several times! I guess you could accuse me of voters' fraud. LOL I'll have to come back to see if there are any new captions tomorrow! I really had to stop myself when it came to the Americans coming up with captions....But alas I didn't vote for the heathens!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteI must confess that I did vote but also gave likes to those heathens, even though they deserve a thrashin for being so bad...uh yea..they'd probably like that a little too much..lol
ReplyDeleteI did. I guess it counts.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Stephanie has finished a book from Edward's point of view? Hell NO!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, he should be saying 'TITS', and often.
ReplyDeleteI know... sighh...
ReplyDeleteYou've never heard of me??!! I'm kind of a big deal!!
ReplyDelete:-)
ReplyDelete"Rob is it true that The Rover is going to be split into five films......and that you'll be required to wear contact lenses ???"
ReplyDeleteit´s so fanny, isn´t?.....Mizzz, .worse for me !!! lol I imagined my oldest daughter in UK, getting my Rob´s dvd hahaha it would have been ooowwwww lol .. she loves him too !!! I'll tell her,she will have a good laugh at my!!! lol !
ReplyDeleteyou daughter lives in the UK and loves Rob too? so cool! it's for fun here anyway.
ReplyDeleteHey dude ....that are my Ray-Bans you wear there !
ReplyDeletesounds good to me ;)
ReplyDeleteReally? You are going to ask again how I feel now that Twilight's over? I'm running out of ways to answer that!
ReplyDeleteI soooo cracked up when he said that. And then my mind went directly to the gutter.
ReplyDeleteMe no likely the new page set up. It's weird.
ReplyDelete"What? My fly is open again?" ---- I'm not from UK so I cant join the contest but I thought I should get this one out. LOL
ReplyDeleteI think you`ve got a winner there Lyn! :)
ReplyDeleteI should've ran for president? I would've the best most wonderful sexiest president ever?
ReplyDeleteI'm there !!
ReplyDeleteOMG The suit, the suit!!!! NOT the creepy man LOL
ReplyDeleteI doubt they would.........the next part is like a conversation starting from nowhere lol
ReplyDeleteOh yea , I remember her like yesterday.. just couldn't think of her name. She had a lot of issues with her beauty and political ones, too. On a late-nite show, maybe Arsenio, she sang a song about Cromwell and Ireland..it was awesome...Is she still bald?
ReplyDeleteyes,with husband and childs, my granddougther too loves Rob! it`s a family thing lol...we are all Rob!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy dont you just take your medicine and be done with it....resistance is futile !
ReplyDeleteLMAO...she wont know What your on about !!!
ReplyDeleteprobably thinks you're a perv...well yeah !
"What do you mean I can't pee in the limo?"
ReplyDelete