The Twilight era has ended and Breaking Dawn Part 2 is set to go out with a bang at the box office. We're joining up with the awesome folks at Cafe Press to give you guys an opportunity to win a throwback 2008 Twilight poster and Edward Cullen tshirt. Details below but first the picture for the caption contest....we said this one HAD to be captioned. ;)
CAPTION THIS!
Contest details:
- Contest is worldwide and ends Sunday, Nov. 18th at 8pm PST.
- Caption the photo above in the comments section to enter.
- Vote for your favorite captions by clicking the "vote up" button under the comments.
- 3 winners possible.
- Winners will receive a gift certificate to purchase the prizes below.
- 1st place: 1 "Keep Calm and love Edward Cullen" tshirt AND 1 Twilight poster from the 2008 film.
- 2nd place: 1 Twilight poster from the 2008 film.
- 3rd place: 1 Twilight poster from the 2008 film.
If anyone else wants to purchase one of the classic posters of Twilight, check out other Twilight posters from CafePress!
Good luck and we'll have another BD2 themed giveaway in December!
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42 comments:
C: How many times do I have to tell you not to wear your cap indoors?
R: Fine mum! But if I take it off, women will drop like flies.
B: Ummm Rob, some are swooning already buddy. Must be nice.
Rob while laughing: "Some fans just pissed on me!"
Mama P: "What?"
Bill C: "Uh...And that's my cue to go...."
Mama Pattinson: Robert PLEASE tell me you didn't really ask people to send you naked pictures of themselves while doing a live Twitter Q&A!!!!!
Rob: HAHAHAHAHAHA, Yeah I did!!
Bill: I can honestly say I had nothing to do with it!
Claire: "Rob, your fly is open again."
Rob: "Don't worry mum, I'm just trying to set a new fashion trend!"
Bill: (Thinking) "Look away, look away!"
Clare:What's that on your face? Is it lipstick? WIPE THAT HING FROM YOUR FACE YOU'RE NOT A DRAG SON!
Rob (To Bill): And then I threw the thong right at Taylor's face! You should have seen his nipples react!!
Bill (to camera guy): No he did not, I promise...
Rob says, "Hey, look, Mom," as he laughs. "I'm squishing her tiny, pea-brained head in my giant man fingers." In a high-pitched voice he adds, "No, Rob. No!"
Claire: "I think you've had enough to drink, son."
BC: "You can't say stuff like that until AFTER the premiere, Rob."
Mom!This is the Pose that Jumping Rob does!
"How do you like my hat, Mum?"
Rob: *Excited* "Then i started pinching Taylor's nipple & he was screaming his lungs out !!"
Claire: "Robby, I didnt raise you up like that" ><
Bill: "Hmm Rob, i think they are filming everything" 0_o
Please Mum don't just state smile like Bill&I as my fly is not really open got YOU!!!!!!!
Sorry I meant stare Woops
Claire: Rob where is your Dad?
Rob: Don't worry about him mom.
He is taking and signing pictures with some fans.
Bill: *whispers* Like father,like son.
I better stick with him and learn his tricks.
Look how great Rob is doing.
Haha, I was thinking the same thing.
C: Rob, aren't you getting a bit too old for the cap?
R: but they all love me for it Mum.
B: (thinking) Maybe I can pull it off too then?
Clair: Why am I still telling you this - you must remember to check your flies
Rob: *with a mock salute* yes mum I'll do it but the fans don't mind, honest
Bill: You're on your own Rob, I always remember mine.
Claire : ' Remind me Rob, how much of your awesomeness have you shown so far?
Rob : 'Just the tip...'
You do no vampires aren't real don't you !
Clair: How long does a hard-boiled egg need to cook, Rob?
Rob: Ha ha ha I know that, I know that. 5 minutes.
Bill: I have no idea what they talk about.....
Rob: THIS ONE TIME AT BAND CAMP.
Rob: Sorry I'm late, took longer with Kristen than I thought.
Bill: Okay, TMI Rob, TMI.
Mama Pattinson: Robert!
Rob: *giggles*
Rob: Oh mom I had this dream sitting on a throne, wearing my green Gucci suit and everytime i snaped my fingers a naked ROBsessed girl appeared.
Clare: Did you count them like sheeps?
Bill *wispers to camera man*: That was not a dream, That's his reality!
Clare to Rob: "What's this about you wanting to directing porn films !!!"
Rob to Clare: "But Bill told me I'm a natural"
Bill to Camera: "Get me out of here fast - I hear his mama has a mean right hook" !!
"So Bill, what do you think of my son's new career as a director exclusively for sex scenes?"
Rob: Look Bill !........I'm thinking of doing a Gangnam style dance....but just with my fingers since I'm a terrible dancer! (giggle)
Clare: I heard you like to talk about porn, Rob?
Rob: Ha ha just a tiny bit.
Bill: If his mom only knew....He gets into sex scene like an animal.
Rob: so Bill, how about working on porn versions of the Twilight films, "Banging Dawn"?
Mom: Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson!
Bill: Kids these days...
Nik: oh boy!
Rob: Pftt they thought we would actually kill that many off! We sure tricked them eh Bill?
Bill: I tricked them Rob
Rob: course you did.
Mom Pattinson: "Robert....what are you doing?"
Rob: "trying to snap my fingers....Bill's ignoring me.....I just can't seem to get it....grrrrrrrr"
Rob: haha bill let me direct the sex scenes :D
Mom| rob tell me your joking....... :|
Bill: uhh...... :/
Mama P: Really honey, good ass and intelligence?
Rob: Sorry ma, I just love pinching butts!
B: hmmm..buffet looks good
C: hmmm..wonder how long the restroom line is
N: hmmm..stuck with the bill again
R: "Hey! Did you know this is how you say "I'm hot" in sign language?"
Mama pattinson: rob please tell me you didnt say the comment about you breaking every bed you sleep
on!
Rob:you don’t believe me mom? Just ask Kristen
Bill: OH claire! You better believe what he says I was
there when that happened once!
Nick: oh oh.. I better say nothing.....
Mama P: So tell me Robert, who's idea was is to wear the green Gucci suit?
Rob: Yep that was me.
Bill: I'm first in line to borrow it!
C: ROBERT! Get that cap off right now, the girls want to see your hair
R: Ok mom, don't go mad, but I really don't want to kill the girls here
Mum-Robert, put your Glove Puppets clothes back on, they don`t allow Streaking here.
Rob: " ....and I was just going to show Reese my hand-mime of what a budgie looks like when Graham Norton interrupted me, like this, see...?"
Bill: "Oh no, not the budgie story again..."
Mummy P: "Not sure you could make a living as an impressionist, son!
Rob: So who is this lovely lady?
Bill: Rob!.......This is your Mum?
Mum: YOU DON'T CALL, YOU DON'T WRITE And when was the last time you were home for a Sunday Roast! And for five minutes, do your fly up!
Rob: Mom, I swear. I know my cap doesn't match, but this is the only cap I have left. Kristen keeps "borrowing" them.
Bill: God, I hope he never finds out what I sold the last one for.
Mum: "rob! how dare you ask people to send you naked photos on twitter! what would kristen say about that??"
rob: "Kristen told me to do it! wasn't it funny!........hhmm i like this cap"
bill: "why am i here"
Robert, take off that hat so everyone can see that beautiful hair I gave you. (I always knew he got that from my side of the family *chuckles to self*)
Rob: oooooh looky here.. Its Bill & Mum ;)
Mum: Robert.. Hunny,its not what you think.. we're just talkin here
Bill: oh boy, drunk rob.. *I need to leave*
Rob: Hey Bill I like how you made Jacob's wolf penis this big...... LOL, Man for some of us that's just the tip
Claire: OH! Oh, Rob, honestly I'm shocked, wait till I tell your father!!
Bill: Oh Boy, Rob.....you're such a tease!
Claire:"Tell me you returned the all clothes from the set"
Rob:Yes, ma'm"
Bill:*lets see last time we counted more then a few were missing!!
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